Imagine if they force fed him viagra and just sucked his wiener all night haha wouldn't that be a funny plot twist
Imagine if they force fed him viagra and just sucked his cock all night haha wouldn't that be a funny plot twist
Imagine if they force fed him viagra and just sucked his wiener all night haha wouldn't that be a funny plot twist
haha that would be pretty funny indeed anon 😀 have a bump
i wouldn't need the viagra
haha yeah anyways you got the plug for viagra or sumn?
she was wearing his daughters school uniform you sick frick
should've taken her sock off and put her feet in his face and moouth. meh
>HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and that's a terrible thing. tut tut tut tut.
i am erect
Oh, the horrors
>NOOOO! DON’T SHOW ME YOUR ASS AND PUSSY! OH GOD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
How israeli do you have to be to come up with this plot?
It’s based off an older one where the chicks kill him at the end before getting run over by a car or some shit.
It would have been funny if they stalk Keanu and see him with his kids and "wife" and plan to ruin his life and then after they frick his brains out it turns out the woman he lived with was his sister and she brought her kids over to stay for a week and they just gave some random unmarried guy the greatest night of his life.
I will now watch your movie.
Kino
Why the frick would her sister AND children stay over you sick frick?
I feel like you misread something bud.
Is it circumvisioned or ain't he not cut?
I only watch sex scenes with Ana if they revolve with modified limbs like in Ja Guerro la Hermanio
I dumped my girlfriend and kicked her out about six months ago and haven't been happier since.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE NIPPLE CLAMPS
>NOOOOOOO PRIME 18 YEAR OLD ANA DE ARMAS WHO IS A 10/10 MODEL, DO NOT TIGHTEN THE NIPPLE CLAMPS WHILE GIVING ME A SEXY DISAPPOINTED LOOK NOOOOOOOOOO
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>be a virgin
>think this would be a great experience
>finally have sex and live with a woman
>start turning down her sexual advances to watch tv or play video games
>realize I just want to be left alone and not deal with women's bullshit and leave her
that is literally every man ever until u get horny again
Not really. Once you've had enough female contact, it's easy to become disillusioned. Women are often vile creatures.
thats exactly my point though. When you are horny you wanna frick, when u get post nut clarity you want them to frick off
unless you really love someone, which only happened few times in my life
>gf literally spent 5 hours (accumulative) sucking my wiener one day
>sex is really good with her
>women don't cum like men, they just get more horny
>this is why medieval people thought women were evil or something cause they were considered the coomers, not us
>literally cant do anything without her making sexual advances
>sounds stupid even typing that sentence out as a complaint but ffs my cum sometimes comes out like water I'm so drained of actual sperm
is the meta joke here that we pretend men cant get raped by attractive women
a court of law ruled getting a boner is giving consent
no it didn't
did too
Laywer here, I can confirm that in eyes of the law consent is seen if both parties agree. Obviously getting a boner means you are attracted and down for it, so you basically give consent.
>we pretend
either men can't get raped by attractive women or rape isn't always that big of a deal, take your pick
While Keanu seems like a genuinely nice person, I do not find him appropriate for sexual proclivities in my kino film cinemas.
Should I post the Ana De Armas sex scenes from Blonde?
YES
disappointing
>Pretending like giving someone a blowjob is some traumatic event
>Pretending your average high school girl doesn't hand them out like business cards.
>Pretending this dumb prostitute never had dick in her mouth before.