Imagine if they made a KotoR movie.

Imagine if they made a KotoR movie. Imagine a mature Star Wars movie that explores how weird and emotionalls supressed the Jedi are, and why people could be drawn to the Sith. It'll never happen and that makes me sad

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grow up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok ;(

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds gay I'd rather have more cartoon rabbit characters

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >KotoR movie
    they'll make it, but you won't like it

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KotOR2 worked because it was a vidya chronologically detached from the main series. The movies should keep a positive message and a simple storyline inspired by the hero's journey, because that's what Lucas wanted for his saga. That's also what made TLJ a total failure of a movie, deconstruction and pessimism only belong to niche media.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the movies aren't inspired by the hero's journey, they literally are the hero's journey. George copied the most generic version of it beat for beat from campbell's hero with a thousand faces. And my guy, if you really think KOTOR2 doesn't follow the hero's journey for the exile then I think you must've been playing with your eyes closed.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disney would make it and then cancel it at 90% completion after sending you a CAD

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first game was much better

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one wants to be lectured by an old woman for hours about how the guys who kick puppies are somehow just as evil as the people who don't kick puppies. KotOR 2 was pseud nonsense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kreia simply expanded on the themes that were implied in the first gametanjr

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the first game the Sith were puppy kicking morons, and that's how they should be.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not to repeat what already gets said endlessly in these threads, but you completely missed the point if that's what you took away from it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, sorry, I also took away that the Force is somehow le ebil puppet master despite the fact that this very line of thinking is disproven by how Obi-Wan describes the Force in the OT.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, that is the Force. In fact Lucas explicitly said that the "will of the Force" is the Whills, a bunch of microscopic lifeforms driving people around to propagate themselves so they can feed off the Force energy their cells create.

          Knowing that, the entire Jedi philosophy being centered around passivity and conflict resolution is nothing but the Whills having a preference for more life to exist so they can replicate and have more energy to feed off of.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That means absolutely nothing beyond "people frick and have more kids," not the nonsense Kreia was spewing about the Force encouraging conflict and having the Jedi and Sith trade being on top to feed on death. Kreia existed because Avellone had to sniff his own farts and comment on how every EU story is just Jedi and Sith. All the guy does is metacommentary and it's boring.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the Force encouraging conflict
              It encourages conflict in order to reset the system into a more preferable status quo. The Republic became corrupt, so it was destroyed and rebuilt. The Sith survived to fulfil this purpose, and Anakin was born to destroy them at the right time. The trillions of deaths in the meantime were just part of the process.

              The moment Lucas introduced the concept of destiny to Star Wars, specifically the Chosen One prophecy and Anakin's Christlike birth, all of the moral problems of the Christian God flowed into the universe as a natural consequence of those elements. Because you can't have Divine Will in a universe of suffering without questioning it's judgement.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It encourages conflict in order to reset the system into a more preferable status quo.
                It doesn't. Once again, this is bullshit that Avellone invented as a metacommentary. In George's mind, the Sith are a cancer fricking up the Force (which once again, like gravity, is just a natural part of the universe) and when they got destroyed everything is peachy. That's it, end of story. Turning it into an eldritch being is boring and what Avellone is obsessed with doing in everything he writes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >In George's mind, the Sith are a cancer fricking up the Force
                Then how do the Sith exist to begin with?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In the same way your cells frick up while multiplying and become cancer, causing issues in your body? Just because it can happen doesn't mean it's good.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How can my cells frick up if they're guided by the will of God and determine destiny?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is no destiny in Star Wars. The Sith arose, and the Jedi had a vision that a Jedi would come along and destroy them to cure the cancer plaguing the Force. That's it. The Force is not God.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There is no destiny in Star Wars.
                >when a literal prophesized destined Chosen One created via virgin birth exists
                Delusional.
                >The Force is not God.
                >George Lucas:
                >"The Force is a metaphor for God, and God is essentially unknoweable."

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You literally cut off the sentence right before that statement lmfao: "This is the cosmology. The Force is the energy, the fuel, and without it everything would fall apart." This is all the Force is.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This is all the Force is.
                >“The Midi-chlorians are the ones that communicate with the Whills. The Whills, in a general sense, they are the Force” - Goerge Lucas (The Star Wars Archives: Episodes I–III, 1999–2005)
                >The Whills are a microscopic, single-celled lifeform like amoeba, fungi, and bacteria. There’s something like 100000 times more Whills than there are midi-chlorians, and there are about 10000 times more midi-chlorians than there are human cells.

                >The only microscopic entities that can go into the human cells are the midi-chlorians. They are born in the cells. The midi-chlorians provide the energy for human cells to split and create life. The Whills are single-celled animals that feed on the Force. The more of the Force there is, the better off they are. So they have a very intense symbiotic relationship with the midi-chlorians and the midi-chlorians effectively work for the Whills.

                >It is estimated that we have 100 trillion microbes in our body and we are made up of about 90% bacteria and 10% human cells. *So who is in service to whom?*

                Every time a Jedi is "listening to the will of the Force", they're following the will of the Whills as communicated to them through the midichlorians. Please stop trying lorelet, you're pathetic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Once again, none of what you posted says anything other than the Whills want people to keep breeding so they can keep hanging around thr Force. Leave it to Kotor2let to just pick quotes out and think it proves their argument when it has nothing to do with it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                None of that shit is canon.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your Kreia, bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ayo, ya'll better be wary bout charity n shit, homie, or you finna be doin more damage with food stamps than with a police knee

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate kotor 2 and this boring b***h who wont just go away and shut up
    i would have killed her straight away but you can't

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, kreia was trash. The first KOTOR was infinitely superior to this half-baked slop.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mature Star Wars movie
    >mature
    That would force the brainworm-infested writers to force an awkward and disgusting sex scene somewhere in the movie.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. They canonised the exile as female and named her after the greek word for womb.
    The exile is male and romances Visas. We don't need their gay canon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >romances
      Romance options in vidya are absolute cancer and need to be excised.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You haven't made a good game since New Vegas, Sawyer. Men like banging hot babes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Teenagers like banging hot babes
          ftfy
          The problem with vidya romance is eventually you end up in BG3 fricking bears.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not talking about sex scenes and I'm not talking about fricking animals. I'm talking about romance as it develops irl. I assume you've heard of it. When done properly it adds to the story. It adds an extra layer of interaction with the party with which you spend however many hours adventuring so forming binds is only natural. Again, I assume you know that people who spend a lot of hours doing things together develop bonds. Shove your puritan larp and moral panic. KOTOR II had no nudity, no sex scenes, and no animal fricking, just implied off screen kissing.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Vidya romance never adds anything to the story.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It adds about as much as the main character forming friendships with his comrades during the events of the plot. I don't suppose you have an issue with forming friendships, do you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >forming friendships is the same as romance
                Get the frick out of here.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Forming friendships is important and happens in a similar way to forming romance. You spend time with someone. You like each other. If you and that someone happen to find each other attractive then it is possible you form a romantic bond. Now explain hoe a friendship with a party member adds to the plot of vidya. Try to think of things that cannot be applied to romantic relationships.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Reminder all star wars is homosexual shit
      fixed

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine how woke and homosexualy disney would make it.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mature Star Wars
    It's called Dune.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have kreias words come out a of a hottie that looks like morrigan from dragon age origins and ill listen

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do hope not, half the people playing turned out to be midwits who failed to grasp that the game fundamentally affirms the core themes of Star Wars and the Force and reveals Kreia as just another lying self-serving Sith, and that was computer game/sci fi nerds. I hate to think how much of the general public would fail to get it like the OP.

    Still, you'll get your grimdark homosexual shit anyway, since The Jedi Are Bad Actually seems to be the main premise of The Acolyte.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to put some sense into kreiagays
    Don't do it. If there was a Chaos God of Dunning–Kruger effect, diehard fans of KotOR2 would be its champions. I was maybe 18 when this game came out and the main storyline was already a midwit edgelord nonsense. Basically r/Atheism in a vidya form. It took fricking TLJ to come up with something equally subversive and lore-breaking.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >alright give him your change
    >DON'T GIVE HIM YOUR CHANGE
    >OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >I'm twelve and this is deep

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