Imagine meeting God and entering his holy kingdom only for him to call you an "NPC" and disintegrate you in an instant.

Imagine meeting God and entering his holy kingdom only for him to call you an "NPC" and disintegrate you in an instant.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, he's sexy.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If there is God, this is exactly what He's like.
    Verification not required.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Technically if you don’t accept Jesus, he says “begone from me, I never knew you” and sends you away.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But that's the thing. The npcs know about their god.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looking into the eyes of God is supposed to obliterate you
      No man can withstand the power

      But that's the thing. The NPCs know about their god.

      You gotta follow the rules of the bible otherwise you never accepted God and therefore don't know him

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Biggest rule is accept Jesus and put all your worries on him because he died for all your sins. What would the TADC equivalent rule be?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon that passage you're referring to outright states that just because you accept jesus doesn't mean he'll welcome you

      >“Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’ And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!’
      Matthew 7:21-23

      basically if you're a piece of shit, praising jesus isn't enough to save you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now that I’m looking at it, I think it’s specifically if you’re a pos that claims to be able to use the lord’s power to do good

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, a big problem with the Bible is people taking one verse and running with it instead of considering the message and context of the whole. Matthew 7, as a whole, is about how your actions, not your words, determine your standing with the Lord, and how you will recognize proper Christians by the 'fruit' they produce. Those who obey and act upon the will of God, regardless of how difficult it is at the time, are the ones who will be accepted into Heaven.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but he who does the will of My Father in heaven.
        >Alexa, what is the will of the Father

        John 6:40
        “And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting life: and I will raise him up at the last day.”

        just gotta believe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no that's what he says to the larping tradcaths who pretend they're religious just for some weird political ideology. That's literally what the passage you're quoting is saying.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, thanks for clarifying

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want him to call me an NPC in bed and disintegrate me with his dick.
    This is the hottest character design ever, total sexyman material

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women are deranged

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I loved deranged woman hornyposting

        Women really have bizarre taste.

        Anon's post is probably just bait, but the amount of women fantasizing about being violently murdered is concerning

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just try to see it from our perspective.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Women. You're entirely too weak. I meanjust look at you. You have no endurance. You anger too easily. And you're always menstruating! STOP IT!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          being murdered is a genuine and valid concern women have when dating a guy. so their brains turn it into a sex thing to gain power over it. same reason men like being tied up by abusive mommy figure.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That’s something I didn’t think about. Traumatization into sexualization is one of the most common forms of cope

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah women are nuts, look up rapebaiting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut up bubble

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I loved deranged woman hornyposting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie he's teeth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women really have bizarre taste.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Caineillingus time

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish he'd do that to me.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Intro to esotericism 101

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best part.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He held onto his friend the only way he could
      Wholesome

      Biggest rule is accept Jesus and put all your worries on him because he died for all your sins. What would the TADC equivalent rule be?

      Nah that is only valid for the old testament so you don't go to hell for lesser known sins like mixing fabrics and not sacrificing an animal for atonement.
      You have to follow the rules and when you break them you have to have true repentance.
      People take the bible out of context and think they are safe because of one line. You are supposed to see it as "You are saved by Jesus and his sacrifice for your sins" IF you live the way he tells you to (New Testament)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just out of curiosity, what kind of christian are you?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No denomination. At least not one that I know of. Its just following the word of the bible and to pay attention to everything Jesus says

          Before people would argue that the old testament says that we are to eat the fruit and the seed and that was meant to be our diet with no meat because meat is unclean
          The new testament shows Jesus saying that no animal created by God is unclean as a response to those who say you can't eat meat.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he wants to order

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blatant cute furry bait

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >silly joke will end in a /misc/ thread
    jeeez....

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only God I worship is Caine.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    need me a man to snap his finger and make me explode

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >goose said the show is sort of like a twist on I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, but cuter and funnier
    >everyone thought this meant caine was the AM analogue
    >turns out it's actually jax, and everything he does is out of spite for the living humans around him having hope of returning to the real world

    this is honestly one of the most interesting theories I've heard in this fandom

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was the gummy gator even dead?
    He could have just been saved and closed.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You think he ever accidentally bites his eyeballs the same way a regular person bites their tongue?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really want to lick his eyeball

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only for him to call you an "NPC" and disintegrate you in an instant.
    Kinda feels that way whenever one tries to dispute a /misc/tard after venturing to his containment board.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gangle is TADC's own Wyerframez
      Heh.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't with Jax y'all.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could they kill/trap Jax forever?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of why I hope gummigoo survived. I want to see hom reach a new level of existential despair

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're selling a plushie of him on the official merch store. I doubt they'd do that if he was a one-episode character. I'm pretty sure we'll see him again

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't Pomshit ask Caine to bring him back

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That could just make her feel way worse if he came back reset with no memory of their previous encounter, or with an entirely new personality, or something even worse.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >got up to 100 pics worth of bara porn in r34 before episode release
    Yeah im thinking gummigoo won

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think for their next adventure Ragatha should have a futa wiener and frick Pomni

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so what's the reason caine just lets zooble do whatever they want instead of making them attend the adventures like everybody else?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thought many, many abstractions, Caine has learned sometimes it’s better /not/ to force people to go on adventures.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In order to keep pomni happy he brings gummigoo back as her "house npc"
    >He literally cannot leave her room now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Naturally, an extremelh onesided femdom relationship develops.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This mindbreaks him until his entire identity becomes embracing that he's just a tool for the circus goers pleasure

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that just gnosticism, with hylics not actually having souls because we ran out in the 17th century or something so there's 4 chances out of 5 you get nuked the moment he sees you regardless of any virtue you had ?

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