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I miss the times when you could order a pizza online without the botnet forcing you to run nonfree javascript.
i phoned my local pizza place and some fricking indian guy answered and he started selling me insurance
that was me sir
Sir, have you done the needful and reconsidered extending your car warranty sir
I miss when the website didn't constantly fricking crash
I miss when they did zoomer
>20" pizza
>$14
Boomers had it all, and they fricked us
Costco is $10 you moronic poorfqg
The few times I've had, you can taste all the excessive sugar they use in the dough. Little Ceasars can be hit or miss with it.
Much better to just get a pizza stone and make your own
This isn't about pizza you can just go out to get anon, the fricking OP's picture is about ordering it online/delivery. I remember I could get a really good pizza for $18 INCLUDING tip back in 2003~. Now, to order a mid-range Pepperoni pizza off Doordash in my area, it costs $32 with tip. Little Ceasers is fricking $16 for delivery and you can't even just go get it yourself for $5 like you used to as they no longer offer $5 pizza's.
It's outrageous how inflation has continued without either political party doing ANYTHING to combat it and at this point we've hit the point of no return where there's nothing we can do to fix the inevitable crash of the US's economy.
>small 12"
>small
American small
You some kind of euro pussy?
How small are your pizzas?
I rewatched this scene so many times over the years. I hate to use the word "comfy" but it's the perfect definition.
>modern websites are less functional than a website in 1994
-__
I wish ordering pizza online was that straightforward and without the upselling
>$14.00
Now it's
>$14.00 (Small)
>Service Charge - $5
>Delivery Charge - $5
>Tip - $10
are you one of those remote workers that are being forced to go back to the office? kek
huh?
oh nm, you are a fricking moron.
??
Never worked remotely, but yeah I have a real job
A couple times a year I visit the parents, and once in a while during these visits we get pizza at the local pizza hut. Over the last two years or so when you call them, you don't get the actual restaurant (like you used to) but it kicks you to this third party service which is not on the ground nearby, nor do they understand the local geography It isn't India, but it ain't local either. Dad tried it a few times but he got fed up with it so now we just drive over there, place the order in person and then wait the ten minutes. a good opportunity to do a little reading. Thank you for reading my blogpost!
do you think your dad eats your moms ass anon? I'm guessing if he drives to pick up his pizza he likes to give your ol mam the full service treatment
Oh, I wouldn't like to think so, although we are all born in sin, like Norm said. Who can say? The whole ass-eating thing seems to be a pathology of the younger millennials though, something homosexuals have trained them to see as an acceptable sexual activity.
During the last visit, and amid the Hunter Biden business, dad, who has never smoked or had a drink as long as I've known him, privately mentioned that he'd done cocaine a few times. Something I'd never known about him, but it doesn't surprise me (he was a professional musician for a time, did a record, toured, worked with others, all of it). Disappointing really, because I really hate that drug in particular. I suppose he figured we were both grown men and that's the sort of thing he could share now, doesn't change anything. You read my blogpost again!
>We deliver the best pizza in Cyberspace!
This does not make sense. The pizza is not in cyberspace, the pizza is in the real world. It has to be prepared and delivered locally, so it would still be the best pizza in [town/city]. If they said "the best pizza-ordering site in cyberspace" or similar, that would be correct.
I bet she never got her pizza.
Lies, but that's defo not 20"
wait, this isn't demolition man
No it's The Net
This doesn't look like anchovies, garlic and extra cheese pizza. No way is that extra cheese.
>not having to make an account and frick with your email
this is incredible.
i routinely place fake orders at pizza places using a VPN so the poos lose money lol
plz don't be mean to pizza, pizza is not for hurting
>20 inch
>Large
We are getting so, SO fricked over bros. It's criminal.
Anons, does life get better if you're not a fatass that lives off fast food? Like will I get a girlfriend and shit? I live in the worst area of town and there are almost no girls around, so I don't see what could change. It seems like all poor people are guys in my area
No. Food is not the thing holding you back. It's a symptom.
I cut down a lot on fast food, went from 3-4 times a week to once every 3 weeks, you really enjoy it so much more. Like anything, if you have it too often then it all becomes bland and you forget to enjoy it.
Of course none of that will change your personality and give you a girlfriend, but it will help start you in the right direction.
>I live in the worst area of town and there are almost no girls around
I know that feel, but it doesn't bother me. At this point I'd rather see fat hispanics and Black folk than thin attractive women, I'm sick of being teased with what I can never have.
Nah. Your chances of getting a women only slightly increase by ditching junk food these days. Either make the change for yourself or start targeting landwhales.
A significant number of people will treat you differently based on your appearance. Sometimes a little sometimes a lot. It's a not a guarantee but yes, exercise, eating right, and dressing nicely will improve your chances of success.
When I was skinny I had gfs, now that I'm fat I can't get gfs
Why did you become fat?
Got in a bad car accident and then fell into depression
I'm sorry, anon. I hope you can make it back
Yes, not just because of weight loss but because eating out is more expensive than cooking everything yourself. Cutting it out is one of the best financial decisions you can make.
I had a date the other day and it was so boring... seriously, fast food is better than girls
Home cooking can allow you to save money, lose weight, and definitely feel better. It is an empowering and efficient hobby.
The cost of fast food has far exceeded it being a cheap and quick choice, not to mention the health impacts by eating it frequently. Any non fat frick could easily live off 50 - 75 dollars a week using fresh ingredients (chicken breasts, vegetables, pasta, fruit / nuts for snacks etc.) Something that helped me with this was buying an air fryer because it makes cooking lean meats so simple, not to mention at least doing some cardio if you can't be fricking lifting weights - I love jump rope especially.
I can't speak to your chances of getting a gf but at least you'll be saving money and feeling better in general.
the fitpill will change everything. anyone claiming otherwise is a disgusting fatbody
Zoomer here. Did 90s computer experts look like this!?
They don't even look like that now.
Yeah, you missed it zoomie
She wasn't so much a computer expert, she was more of a Qanon conspiracy theorist.
Plus tip even if you pick it up yourself.
The Net was very technically accurate and also ahead of its time
>2005
>not using everquest 2 to order pizza
How the frick have modern game companies not rediscovered this lost science
modern came companies only care about trannies and they hate customers
also keep in mind this was made when literally no one would dare put their name and credit card into any website.
10 years ago I still didn't trust online shopping and never had paid for any kind of streaming/digital content, used to pirate everything. Now I don't even get out and buy everything online. What the hell happened?
>What the hell happened?
The Net groomed us to accept it....
That address ain't real. Tell em 122 and Eighth why don't ya?
i remember when "cyber" used to be a meme word they added to things. now it's only ever used in the context of "cyberpunk" dystopia
>hey anon, wanna cyber?
For me, it's cybersex
I just ordered a pizza using the internet right now...
wtf?!
Don’t eat pizza. It’s bad for you.
now i'm hungry
>classic garden salad
Just delete it anon it's a waste of time and money
>salad from a pizza joint
Do you also eat the Mac and cheese at a Chinese buffet?
Yes I'm black
the salad from a legit local pizza place is usually really good. i doubt dominos salad is good. make your own salad at home (dont use iceberg lettuce and ranch or italian, fatass)
jesus fricking christ, do you idiots actually spend this much money ordering goyslop? unbelievable
>+$40
What in the flying frick
effective bait, now I'm angry, pizza is so fricking easy to make
>the web browser is called 'web browser'
>”Price: $14.00”
come home western man
5 dollar bug pizza made of cardboard and insect protein
their thin crust pepperoni is legitimately good
No custom pizzas and a limited selection but I guess that's how they control costs
love a good little caesar 'za
isn't there an anecdote about one of the guys who helped invent the idea of websites, and he thought people would literally be able to go to "pizza.com" and then pick which pizza place they wanted to order from, like a computer file menu system for yellowbooks
Back then you could take down that input from with a simple '
No Paypal yet at this time. In three years Confinity would come and then they merged with X.com and then that became Paypal. Went fast.
>anchovies
I feel like this was a meme from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles because I have never seen a pizza place offer anchovies outside of a trip through Wisconsin where all of those squarehead fat germans live.
It's definitely more popular the further north you are. Also seems to be something only older people like
Anchovies pizza is the best but it isn't common to find
>order online
>still get a call confirm my order/address
never again!
>order online
>request to leave the food at my door
>half the time they can't find my place despite my townhouse number being clearly marked
>awkwardly have to go outside and find them to get my shit
>moron orders online
>too fricking moronic to type in his correct address to get his food delivered to
>upset that the delivery driver had to call to confirm the (wrong) address so he can bring your fat moron food to your fat moron ass
>gets even more upset that he has to tip the driver for bringing food to his fat moron ass
I will frick you up
>moron threatens armed man with physical violence
Your dumbass will probably end up punching the empty space next to me
I will frick you up Black person
>anchovies, garlic, extra cheese
soul mate material
>pizza.net domain is unused
the internet really got a lot smaller since the early 2000s
That UI is peak SOUL
We have to to back......VGH!!
>salami and pepperoni are seperate things
I can't remember the last time I ordered pizza and it wasn't delivered by a pajeet
I can’t find a pizza place that offers anchovies