Imagine you were the CEO of netflix (totally not me by the way haha), how would you save it?
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Imagine you were the CEO of netflix (totally not me by the way haha), how would you save it?
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make shit people want to see instead of what wokie homosexuals on twitter think people should want to see
20 season epic of st floyd
I would let it die and open NETFEET instead.
It would broadcast 4K feet 24/7, with odorama cards included and one foot job a month.
Make more shows and cast beloved Canadian television and film actress Sarah Gadon as the lead.
Based.
>tfw I'm starting to unironically like her because of all the Sarah Gadon posting
dump entire budget into making some crazy animation that will stand the test of time. Just amazing hiring the absolute best animators in the world and having Larry David direct.
Make a Netflix series about Hunter Schafer
Give Tarantino an endless budget to do whatever he wants
same idea than
Ask again after the second half of this seasons stranger things.
>save
Lmao
This shit was THE big change in entertainment industry in the last 20 years, but Cinemaphile armchair bussinesmen will still believe Netflix is doomed because has gay characters
You're not fooling anyone, Reed. Go to bed your website fricking sucks
this. "people" here have been saying is bankrupt for years yet it still stays up. i hope your garbage service burns to the ground
First of all, ban all homosexual, pedo and troony garbage
Give Dorohedoro the greenlight for another season already you fricking shitc**t.
cancel One Piece, acquire Naruto, make a cut of that one that makes sense, acquire a superhero like Moon Knight and get a movie or show going, a Terminator tv show probably wouldn't be too bad, a live action Death Note show could be good, and bankroll a good ass video game like a open world sandbox or something the kids love with multiplayer and content and features
Porn.
There are three parts to absolution.
1. You must admit you did the wrong thing
2. You must commit to mending your ways.
3. You must make up for the harm you did or accept just punishment.
You got woke.
You're going broke.
Your problem now isn't that you haven't delivered to the audiences you need to survive, the problem is that even if you do actually start making content for them they won't give it a chance. (not even for free)
Personally, I think you've waited to long, you won't even get the audience to hear your confession, but it's definitely your only shot. Worse than that I think pride will keep you from taking it so this post was actually a waste of my time.
burn ur wokeshit hr department down and only cast attractive white actresses
Invest everything into a cinematic universe. I hate that shit but everyone else loves it. DC Spiderman and Marvel is taken so do League of Extraordinary Gentlemen or some crap.
Build up slow like Marvel did. Do a series about Tom Sawyer then Allan Quartermain (so netflix can get their Black folk in) etc etc.
maybe some League comics lore expert will have better ideas than me idk
Don't do pic related like DC did with Man of Steel to Justice League none of it made any sense haha
genderswapped Moonlight (2007) series and no, do NOT make one of the leads black
you just want lesbian porn, that's already widely available
Plan of action if you were the CEO (only at around 2014-2015 when you still had momentum):
>Buy the rights to as many books/novel series as possible from the get-go
>Hire die-hard fans who have a modicum of screenwriting experience to plot out movies and entire seasons
>Have one or two professional editors to keep everything cohesive and coherent
>Hire the sleaziest yet most professional casting directors possible in order to get the hottest women on the big screen
>Tell Obama and his cronies to frick off with a potential deal that goes nowhere
Still would go nowhere as they've gone public over a decade ago so you'd still tangle with frickhead majority shareholders
Bring back dark crystal. give the stranger things creators a 20 year partnership contract. Stop funding awful comedians.
do a surf dracula
wtf that is not the image that I select
what the frick are these things made out of? damn
kek
every pound you are overweight puts 4 pounds of pressure on your ankle and knee
check out the posture of the man on the left he has been at the PC so long he is a hunchback
continue cancelling all of the woke garbage, and focus on just acquiring all of the cheap old movies and recent theater releases that other corps don't already have saved for their service. basically just be what the used to be, they still have the potential to be the modern TCM channel
stop making adam sandler movies
If Netflix/Amazon/Hulu/Apple/HBO/Disney etc. are just going to continue to become cable companies you're probably just fricked in general. The cable model really fricks over consumers and content providers, and even players in the distribution game can get screwed if their position in the marketplace isn't the greatest - Netflix, fundamentally being a tech company, isn't really looking great in such an atmosphere.
What you need is for there to be one default way everyone ships a show, no matter what production company they're affiliated with. Warner Bros. Sony, Disney, and Paramount folks all going to the same place, because the service level and compensation (probably need to bribe casts directly for this over producers) are simply unparalleled. This central hub would need to basically deliver whoever operates it literally no margin to be competitive - probably has to be a co-op or something.
If you have such a universal service, then Netflix can thrive - as a "retail" counterpart to this service's "wholesale" nature. You'd paper over all of the complicated transactions this service would provide with a pricing model consumers have familiarity with (you might make bad bets here and offer a show to end users for less than it costs you to buy the rights to that show - oh well!) and combine that with a good UI and good curation (like, your algorithm, or even broaderm movies or television you intentionally exclude from your service even though they're available because not having them provides a better user experience).
Such a business will probably see much slimmer profit margins compared to the status quo, since you'll be paying so much more for the products since you won't really have any exclusivity or contracts or anything, but on the bright side you'd be able to operate on much thinner capital, as some other entity will have all the rights.
The alternative to this is simply becoming the best cable company, which you won't be able to do.
sell it to disney+, retire and shitpost on Cinemaphile all day
not sell stock knowing we're losing subscribers while keeping investors in the dark.
Your question implies that Netflix's frick ups are unintentional and just corporate incompetence or greed. They're not, it's all by design.
Make proper endings to all show on the platform. Paying customers are left hanging, it's ridiculous. The platform that guarantees endings for all it's content, will be the winner. It's ok to cancel all the woke trash and leave it wothout a proper ending though.
start doing 1 episode of your negre trans shit a week
this will speed up your demise and then you can kys