Imagine you're Rob Schneider. You're a manlet, unfunny, ugly as frick and all your movies are shit.
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Imagine you're Rob Schneider. You're a manlet, unfunny, ugly as frick and all your movies are shit.
Would be a bit of a state, I'll not lie.
Wouldve been great being him from like 1999 to 2004
>imagine your rob sneider
Imagine being a carrot....imagine being a stapler.....insanity.
hes made two separate attempts at making sitcoms about him being a frickin butthole but having a hot latina wife. Hes lucky the Sandman likes him
Hot Chick is kino tho
>He's acting like a chick so funny
I bet you like the Wayans Brothers' movies too
>UgH YOU CAN'T JUST ENJOY THINGS THAT ARE FUNNY
>YOU HAVE TO HATE THEM LIKE ME
>what? no my chin was born like this what do you mean..
No person in possesion of a non-recessed chin has ever enjoyed the works of Rob Shneider.
Can confirm. I’m a chiseled strong chinned Chad and I don’t like rob s shit
>1 nov 2023 — Rob Schneider is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director who has a net worth of $8 million.
>I am more successful than Rob Schneider at only 34 years old
This feels weird.
And who are your parents?
>a net worth of $8 million.
uh? this guy co-wrote and starred in many successful comedies, appeared in countless of Sandler-pack movies and was in the SNL cast for 6 years.
living in a non-shitty LA area with a 8 million net worth is basically being middle class.
Those stats are never accurate
>only $8 million
He literally votes against his own economic interests KEK
He’s a chud now tho so we have to like him
European gigolo was great doe
You forgot: Makes actully funny movies.
he is also pro-genocide
you like da juice eh?
He's got a decent voice and could have a good singing career.
I never understood why people hate this guy. Yeah he's not the funniest but he's not Michael rappaport tier unlikable. The first deuce bigalow is a classic. Demolition man and judge dredd were good too. Inb4 >muh helmet. He just needed to do one more Stallone team up and his legacy would've been solidified as a kino actor.
He’s the nickelback of comedic actors
>Michael rappaport
how does he have a creer, hes annoying, obnoxious and unfunny, also acts like some tough guy
New York Bill Burr
He's israeli.
because he has a target on his back that says "Conservative comedian that everyone grew up with before anyone knew he was a conservative"
It really pisses off Twitter to even think about his existence, so their hatred of him isn't so much directed at his humor, but him as a person
in another universe rob is the adam and adam is the rob
>Imagine you're Rob Schneider
I'm rich and I have a family that loves me. I'd trade lives with him in a second.
Imagine you're Rob Sneeder. You're feed, seed, Formerly Chuck as frick and all your fancy German cars are shit.
rob schneider is... A CHUD
chudie the chudmeister chudorama
making shitposts
chudaludadingdong
hes kinda legendary for labeling late night shows leftist klan meetings
nah, the reverse uno race card is super gay, the gayest thing conservatives do besides supporting Israel
>You're a manlet, unfunny, ugly as frick and all your movies are shit.
damn, i'm good
big stan is kino
At least his ex-wife was pretty hot