>implying the Cruise hasn't been, at least slightly, bruised.

>implying the Cruise hasn't been, at least slightly, bruised.

he's only human.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow, ok.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this b***h, her father was a pedophile piece of filth and she is too. The Cruise can't be bruised.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    upcoming kino moment in the eventual Cruise biopic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there was an earlier wikipedia edit which had an alleged Cruise quote along the line of "what the frick is this shit, a fricking alien in a volcano?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, it's just a metaphor. Stop taking it literally.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dude, I shill for big occultist pedophiles online lol for free to loll

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          M3D5 N0W

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            big words from a guy filled with body thetans.

            kek this is pathetic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You've never even gone clear, you're in no position to call anyone else pathetic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The poor fool doesn’t even understand that life is a game

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Please never stop doing MI movies. I don't care if you're 80 years old. You jump your geriatric ass of that building and save the world.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If you're israeli and you're schizo clap your hands
            >*clap clap*
            If you're israeli and you're schizo clap your hands
            >*clap clap*
            There's no need to project it
            You're a pedo, just accept it
            If you're israeli and you're schizo clap your hands
            >*clap clap*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          big words from a guy filled with body thetans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      scientology gives tom a source of free and almost limitless labour. for example scientologists once combed their ranks for a woman who tom would like to date, and then groomed her specifically for that purpose before setting them up with a 'chance' meeting. at one point they planted an entire wildflower meadow because tom had mentioned that he would like to go to one with his wife/gf at the time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And you know this how?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's Xenu

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm Xenu and he's full of shit. I dont exist.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He read it on the internet. And you can't just go on the internet and tell lies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can you explain the shit with him buying all that raw fish and doing weird things with it? I see multiple stories about it every year.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He'll die doing a stunt for his film, like a true kinosseur

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cruise and all celebrities like him use Scientology to get connections and lawyers out of it, that’s literally it’s purpose. They know it’s bullshit, they’re basically fake israelites. If you’re in you get to be part of the fake israelite club.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds pretty based

        Why are most of the members slaves? Can I get the Hollywood treatment instead of the slave one?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wish israelites actually had magic gold powers like this site thinks they do. There was a cool religion you could join in salt and sanctuary that was all about gold and turning into a super saiyan through buffs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No wait.
      David Miscavige?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thats the bigfoot guy right. suburban sasquatch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Scientology wiretapped Nicole Kidman
      >Scientology got Cruise a young actress sex slave
      Insane shit. The Cruise has been bruised a lot

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise is a great actor

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >her
    yeah ok

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    days of thunder is the best cruise movie

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THAT'S THE WALL BROTHER

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom just can't stop winning.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tom doesn't look much better either.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What does his female lead in the original Top Gun look like now compared to him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still fricking would, and anyone who wouldn’t is ultramegagay

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm rich now being a woman is so easy

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Being petty is what Facebook and Twitter are all about

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if western women, specifically anglo prostitutes, had all been genocided the world would never have gone to shit

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do Scientologists believe that they exclusively are God's chosen ones and that non-Scientologists are soulless cattle placed on the earth to serve them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are blackmailed to believe that stuff

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That flew right over your head

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Cruise was married
    I allways thoughed he was gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, he (and to a greater extent, John Travolta) strike me as the type of dude to deny being gay. But then he'd give a long Patrick Bateman-esque monologue on sex being about personal gratification and transcendence, so it's totally not homosexual to pleasure or be pleasured by a man, because it's all about the internal spirit and essence, and they totally have sex with women too sometimes, but the masculine aura better cosmically aligns and results in better experiences, therefore...blah blah blah lmao

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise is crazy but he is not to be fricked with. Easily the last great movie star, a household name the whole world knows. Id take an hour sitting at a bar drinking with Tom over a year of free sex with prime Kidman any day of the week.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, like cruise you’re a homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll frick with him any day of the week, he’s a 5 foot tall geriatric white man. There are children tougher than him.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather live every day like I'm Tom Cruise

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wall-sama...I KNEEL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nicole kidman is gross

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even Cruise can lose. It's ogre.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a picture of Katie Holmes' freedom?

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