>implying this little manlet could just chop a few trees and win against a 6'5" demigod weighing over 260 pounds of Russian Steel
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>implying this little manlet could just chop a few trees and win against a 6'5" demigod weighing over 260 pounds of Russian Steel
he cute
Don't forget that he drove his overprized car through town listening to No Easy Way Out. That brings some power.
THERE NO SHORTCUT HOME
But he did
and Americans were reaching very hard with that one
Yeah, after all the Soviets did eventually triumph.
America wins. America of Ronald Reagan was the best America.
>America of no automatic weapons and illegal immigration was the best America
>no automatic weapons
He doesn't know...
Frick you, Ronnie. Give me the right to drill the hole back you satanic abomination.
>manlet
Stallone is taller than the average american male.
5'10 bros are we manlets?
Unironically yes, anything under 6' is manlet status and even thats rising by the inches
Damn. So, I guess there's no easy way out for us... just like Rocky.
NO EASY WAY OUT
>montage of me checking my height
NO EASY WAY OUT!
when will they learn?
When society stops discriminating against short men?
never. manlet are not men
>Chinggis Khaan was probably around 5'8"
The biggest chads in history where "manlets". Those who make fun of a mans height are the real insecure and pathetic ones. A mans worth is measured by his deeds my friends.
Cope. People were shorter on average back then
what difference does that make?
Ok, take it easy Tony Montana
It means your "manlets" of history weren't actually short back then, whats not to get
But then you are only a "manlet" by comparison. Is there a universal "manlet" height that stays consistent? If 8 ft men started suddenly appearing would the 6'5" men suddenly be the ones called manlets? It all seems quite relative, and moronic.
Well of course being a manlet works by comparison numbnuts
Yes im sure that the 6'4" general from ww1 to ww2 definitely accomplished more to shape the world than 5'9" Hitler
Dictators don't count. They never touch a battlefield, they poison with their words, they send fools to fight for them. Rocky 4 even addresses this as Drago defies his superiors in suits
alexander was also a manlet by modern standards 5'6 or 168 cm in normal
I'm actually tall and I've literally only ever heard short dudes talk like this.
Society doesn’t discriminate against short men, only women do when researching partners, and even then it seems to me it’s vastly over exaggerated by websites like Cinemaphile
Not only are women part of society, but they're the majority. If they discriminate, society discriminates.
Post your hole. I knew I smelled fish.
Curb your libido
Show me your fat c**t you prostitute.
You first big boy
>anything under 6' is manlet
>6'0" manlet clinging as hard as he can to his tall label
Get real, little fella. You're craptalking your own people here, you really ought to get with the times. You're short these days, below average, even. Your 15 minutes of fame are up, 6'4" is the new 6'0".
LOL imagine being a 6'4" manlet. Little people amuse me.
Tall women look like men, no ass no breasts.
Most women are like 4'10-5'7
6' manlets are set for life.
Spoken like the queermosexual you are.
ive been with tall women and its kinda true. current gf is 30cm shoter than me and the sex is kino
Don't curse your bloodline.
shes average height where i live
Unironically yes. There is no ''average height''. If you are not tall you are short, and 5'10 is not tall.
I'm exactly 6ft tall and lived in mexico for one year. I was a giant amongst manlets everywhere. I swear their average height is 5'1".
I'm 6'1" and get mogged my 80% of guys and about 20% of women here. US 99% white community, fly over etc. it fricking sucks. Thinking of moving to a big city. My sister and her friends are all like 6'5" or some shit and they are way younger than me. I know I'm not short but it sucks when everybody around you is fricking huge.
get mogged
What the frick. I want 6'5" dommy mommies
Mogging nonhumans does not count
for the most part only in the provocations by lanklets/brainlets. sure there are some size queens but overall 5'10'' is just fine if you look good
Girls only care about penis size. And on average, short guys have short dicks.
have a nice day in the face asap
If you are mentally ill then yes
By american standards no. I'm almost 5'8" and around latinos in the deep south all day. I very rarely see one taller than me. I feel like a fricking giant compared to some of them.
That's hilarious, little guy
Don't be mean to him.
5'8'' guy saying he feels like a giant is just funny to me
still no reason to be mean, is it?
Women can’t help themselves.
Nah I'm not offended. He's right. It is funny.
Must be hard being tall and still being a loser
>Implying "russian steel" is some kind of quality attribute
Freezing, vodka-soaked Russian hands typed this
Manufactured the best assault rifle and tank in history
>mongoldpidor shilling
shush, vatnik
aks fricking suck.
He could suck his breasts standing up.
what's this nipple thing evrybody doin
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cb9POUdJKgL
Rocky was beaten so hard, he ended up moronic in 5 and poor. Just like in Creed 2, Ivans son was built like a 7ft panzer tank, no way Adonis would of even stood a chance. His reach alone would of won him the fight
The only problem, OP, is that demi-god ain't from USSR, brother! He's Thunderlips! And he only cares about 2 things. America. And the ladies!
The thunderlips fight in rocky 3 is KINOOOO and the film should have just ended there
I agree, brother. Look at this jabroni
He thinks Drago messed Rocky up? No way man, that was all Thunderlips. He picked that little meatball up and chucked him into the fricking crowd.
It just proves, no boxer could ever defeat a wrestler.
Why did the Soviet Union collapse less than a decade later?
Because of the movie Rocky IV. Destroyed them.
Gorbachev tried to turn the Soviet Union into a democracy with freer markets. It backfired hard because alot of guys lost their jobs and could now speak about it and even protest
Because everybody changed.
turns out you can't base your country on military production and promises that general public will receive their first refrigerators in two more weeks
Well, there was that little accident in Pripyat…
because of russophobia
it was horrible and HATO trannies were spreading it left and right
Because on one side you had commies like Lenin, Kruschov and Gorbachov trying to actually make communism work, and on the other side you had chuds like Stalin and Brezhnev who didn’t care for that shit and just wanted to rule over serfs (to Stalin’s credit he had to fight WW2, but he was like that way before 1941).
The issue when you keep switching from one to the other is that nothing goes forward and nothing gets done. And when Gorbachov made the state more transparent, people learned of all the mad shit that happened under Stalin and got mad.
Also communism wasn’t working and people just stopped believing in it and were like “yeah let’s just drop that and try whatever the west is doing”.
>he still thinks Lenin and Bronstein actually cared about the propaganda version of communism
They wanted the same thing as Stalin, to rule over serfs, thats always the plan, always has been
Every other reply is wrong. Soviet Russia collapsed because their war in Afghanistan was completely co-opted by the CIA to make it as unprofitable as possible for the Russians. Essentially it was Russia's Vietnam, with similar levels of CIA glowBlack persony. CIA-trained Mujahideen privateers sapped them of their resources and planted the seeds for further CIA tricks featuring these guys, not least of which was 9/11.
Russians are massive pussies
Can't even defeat a country with a 100th of their military strength lol
I've always interpreted it as Ivan didn't really know much about boxing and was just relying on roids to win. He beat Apollo since Apollo was out of shape and treating the fight as a joke through the first half.
Rocky wins since he has actual experience and training while Ivan just has drugs.
>Can and has despite all of the EU and NATO death stacked with said country
See picrel moron. Russia controls most of the Donbass. The war is over and Russia won.
>I've always interpreted it as Ivan didn't really know much about boxing and was just relying on roids to win.
I disagree, I think its more that Drago was just like Rocky, he was willing to have the eye of the tiger in a fight, and willing to die for the win too. He even goes against his Russian superiors telling them to frick off and that "he fights for himself, he does it for himself only" which was what Rocky was mindmaxxing on before the fight. In the end they're two fighters who respect each other for that
>who respect each other for that
I dunno, I still think many years later Ivan still held a sore spot from Rocky's past, if Creed 2 is anything to go by.
>"No pictures of me?"
>"Nah, there's no pictures of THAT."
That's a sequel from a reboot with different writers.
>nato and eu still haven't arrived
nothing personnel two more weeks etc
Big means effort to move around.
Avoid him and move around until he exhausts himself, then go to town.
the frick is rabbit punches
kek Ivan Drago got turned into a cuck in the newer movie.
god i hate Russians
Are the Creed films any good?
First one was good, Rocky should of died from cancer and franchise would of ended perfectly with 100 Academy Awards
Second was basically a modern-day 4, no way Creed would of beaten that monster though
3rd was shit when Jordan took over director duties, he can't direct and barely act as it is
Creed 3 > Creed 2
Is the boxing choreography good in them? I love the rocky films but in the first few if you're a boxing nerd its not that realistic (still kino)
Viktor, with his height and power advantages could of easily waited back and done a Mayweather, just pick and jab all the way to points, or ripped him to shreds purely from countering. Adonis clamshelled the whole time then swung wildly like it was Tekken 3. It looks cool on film but no way Adonis would of beaten him, not even on points
man I hate when they do the turnaround into a goku barriage that wins. I mean I get it that there's not a lot of variety you can get with the boxing. But to this day Rocky 2 is the only film that got that buildup to the win RIGHT. I rewatched it again recently and that countdown to 10 as they're trying to get up is still movie kino, filmed perfectly. Everyone knew then and they know now rocky is gonna win but it still puts you on edge.
Rocky 2 also has the best montage with the running through philly. When the crowd comes its pure chills
Running thru the streets of Little Italy then jumping the park benches with pigeons flying up is pure kino
They should have stopped at Rocky 2. After that Stallone just went full ego-driven hack churning out slop and garbage
>done a Mayweather
Kek
Tyson Fury's last big fight was like Rocky 1. Fury won by a few hits, but he got wrecked visually and even got knocked down to the floor during it. He won, but he didn't beat him.
Tony Bellew plays the villain in the first one
>would of
It's would have, you uneducated sack of corn syrup
Black person of, Black person have
Same shit
I only watched the first one I thought it was okay it didn't really try to replace Rocky as much as switch his role from a fighter to a trainer
I like Hajime no Ippo so the references make me basedface.
dempussyroleh!
> Rocky but he Black person
No.
Creed 1 and 2 are better than any Rocky film past the third one.
Creed 3 is fanservice.
Good NPC
he could tease the frick out of them nips tho
>5'9
>176lb
>taekwondo black belt
>served 2 years coast guard
I eat big dudes for breakfast
>5'8
>280
>aikido red belt (coral/white stripe)
>17 years US postal service
I would obliterate you, kiddo.
Mike tyson is 1m78 not even 6'
Everything after 3 was horseshit. They should've left it as the perfect trilogy of Rocky coming full circle to recapture the eye of the tiger and win back his belt.
Rocky V was kino
>"Bullies are like balloons. You pop em and they go away."
Tommy was abused as a kid by his Dad. They didn't give his character enough attention.
Rocky 6 is my favourite
Rocky 1&2 are kino and essential viewing. I see them as one long extended film actually. In these films you still have the personal story that is the heart woven in nicely, Rocky as a man struggling to make ends meet, the development of his relationship with Adrian, her belief & his newborn kid giving him strength, finally going back for the rematch against Apollo. These films are heartfelt and meaningful that are required kino viewings
Rocky 3-5 - these films are good, but not essential really. They're for if you want more Rocky entertainment after the first 2. 3 does have the key moment of Mick dying, but I still don't find any of these to have the same impact as the first 2.
6 Rocky Balboa is the one you think is gonna suck but turns out to be great. This is one of the few instances a long break sequel actually works out well
I havent seen Creed films yet but this thread has made me bump them up the list
1 and 2 are pure kino and I agree they are basically one movie
3 is kino because Apollo and Clubber carry it
4 is watchable but after Apollo dies it's nothing but montages and a predictable fight
5 is dogshit, even Stallone said he phoned it in. Look up Tommy Gunn's real life and it's wild
6 is good for a sequel
Creed I is good and shouldve stopped there
#3, from a historical standpoint, is the most important film in the entire series because it showcased Hulk Hogan and led to his return to the WWF.
WHATCHA GONNA DOOOOOOOOOO BRUDDA?
WHEN THE MEGA POWERS AND MY FOOTLONG PYTHON RUN WILD ON YOOOOOOOOU?!
HH
Led to his return and made WWF become more mainstream. The Thunderlips charity bout was kino
I fricking loved how after the fight Thunderlips is professional af with Rocky. During the fight you just think the guys a brutish butthole but its all for the show baby. hit me up with another wrestling isn't real chumps
He could easily lick his nipple if he wanted to (I would)
This movie ruined the franchise.
That was 5.
Can't you?
Started watching the series for the first time a few days ago, its just heartbreaking seeing Rocky go from being alone to being happy to being alone again and just giving up by the time of Creed 1.
yeah but whatever life throws at you you don't give up. it ain't about how hard you hit its about how hard you can get hit. And whatever you do you do it for yourself, cause you gotta live for yourself. Dont leave town kid
*live with yourself
He only loses everything because Paulie is a sack of shit bum that should never have been given a hand
Paulie is kino. He built a sex robot!
I meant as in those he cared about.
But without Paulie he never would have lost his money which led to a lot of other strife
True but its another poor plot point from V just like Rocky having CSP making him unable to keep his boxing license.
Probably cry because the movie would remind me everty time my son is dead IRL which must be brutal for Stallone. Now that i think of it everyone in the main cast is dead at this point aside from Stallone and Talia Shire.
Rocky 5 was so bad
>sue me for what?
I can't imagine being a boomer and seeing the original in the kinoplex and then Rocky 5 after 18~years
>and if I can beat Russia, then Ukraine can beat Russia!
*roll credits*
>dedicated to the brave freedom fighters of the Ukrayne
GOYDA
I buy it, Drago was pumped full of those insane soviet roids that turned their female field athletes into actual biological men. No way he doesn't gas out by the 6th
This
Also, depending on genetics etc a manlet size dude can be surprisingly strong with serious endurance. You often see this in life long manual labor types.
That's thunderlips baby!! At least get your shot right you stupid frick!
1. Drago was played by a Swede
2. IRL, Stallone was roided to the gills, which makes those "natural Rocky vs roided Drago" scenes hilarious
3. The whole point of the final fight is that Drago was never some pyscho, he was just a boxer being used by Politburo weirdos
Imagine if Stallone just leaned forward and bit his opponent's breasts here.
In case you missed this gem
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/196846934
As a third party impartial observer, lemme just say, Russia and Putin have been absolutely frickin MOGGING America and its foreign policy lately. If I were Russian I'd feel so much pride in my nation, and if I were American if feel nothing but embarrassment.
>your kid walks in like this and starts running his mouth
what you doin?
Mike Tyson was only 5’10
How were they even in the same weight class?
Heavyweight has no upper limit.
HW gets wild.
Hes doing the tony soprano face
>happy birthday paulie
That robot was powered by Paulie's cum
>Watching Paulie with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. Sico would never stop. It would never leave him, and it would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. And it would die to protect him. Of all the prostitutes who came and went over the years, this thing, this machine, was the only one who measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.
RAPIST BLOOD
Rocky.
Creed 2 was acceptable.
Haven't seen Creed 3, don't care too.
>As Paulie had no friends other than Rocky and his immediate family, the family decided to give him the Robot to provide him with friendship. It could understand what it saw and also was able to understand other voices, such as Paulie's and Rocky's. Originally sporting a male voice, the the robot was reprogramed to have a female voice and give Paulie the closest thing he could have to a wife
>The robot's scenes will be removed from the upcoming Director's Cut of Rocky IV.
>>The robot's scenes will be removed from the upcoming Director's Cut of Rocky IV.
I was disgusted when I heard that
She was the AI girlfriend meme before Bladerunner's. The funny part is when she comes in and gives Paulie a beer, Apollo can barely remember what he was saying and is dumbfounded staring at the robot
Really?
Thank god for old physical media.
Reminder they did that for Hot Shots 2
>Meanwhile in real life
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FFS I am mad. I had no fricking idea what robot you guys were on about and I've just watched the clip on YouTube and realised I watched some soulless directors cut
imblyign
>he beat Joe Louis's ass
>Joe Louis was 100 years old when they fought
Thats hulk hogan
Imagine
His poops are bigger than her
He could stomp her to death super easily haha
Imagine how far he could throw her.
people that big have terrible circulation and blood pressure problems, since their heart doesnt really keep up with it. its extremely unlikely he could actually get an erection and sustain it.
Can't he get that little midge to hold it up for him?
yeah, but it would be limp
Can just guide it in if she stays piggy in the middle i reckon with these guys because they have freakish genes making everything grow abnormally so their wieners scale up, he's probably got a right floppy frankfurt
this guy should play basketball easy million bucks
What should she play?
cave explorer
with traffic
She’d be the ball.
Considering how fricked his circulation and knees are, i dont think so
There's no way he could hear her all the way down there lol
YOU JUST KNOW THEY FRICKED
The Human Fleshlight
Nah, she's swiping through her local matches on her phone, because she knows she deserves and can do so much better than just him
sure. the russian diet at the time was absolutely abysmal, even for the rich. the dude might of been tall, but he probably would of crumpled after the first punch, bones like glass and such. people really are just not aware of the insane disparity of wealth, care and resources an actual russian can get verses an american.
just look at wages between them. last time i checked, a russian doctor made about the same equivalent usd of burger flipper at mcdonalds in the united states. its actually legit possible that a russian doctor could move to the united states, become a burger flipper, and send the money he saves to russia and be just as wealthy. this only changes once you start limiting it to doctors wages in moscow, the capital.
In reality they wouldn't have allowed this fight to happen. Stallone isn't in the same weight class
Rocky won by points and took so much damage that he had to retire in the next movie.
I'd be more interested to know how Clubber Lang beat Rocky just by doing some sit ups in his apartment.
He didn't just do push ups, he had a gay relationship with apollo that powered him through
I was talking about the first fight where Clubber wins, though now that you mention it, Rocky's training for the rematch made no sense either. It was pretty much just swimming laps and running on the beach, which I guess improved his speed?
The speed training fricked me right off, didn't rocky already learn FAST GREASY SPEED from Mick the last film??
Mick just wasnt a good trainer lets be fair here, just look at
also he had no accolades whatsoever and He was a israelite
He was obviously irish. If he was israeli his name would be israelite.
Apollo also teaches him how to throw a jab, and use basic footwork to step while punching. Apparently he'd managed to reign as heavyweight champion without learning any day 1 fundamentals.
Mick was setting him up with easy fights remember
blonde, blue eyes people can't fight
rocky had a slav trainer though
Dolph Lundgren was actually their 2nd choice
The first pick was Nikita Koloff, but the size difference between him and Stallone was even more dramatic than Dolph, so he was considered "too big" to play Drago
>creed gets oneshot by the russian
>rocky takes 50 punches to the head from him
Yeah but Rocky 5 clears that up by giving him brain damage , which somehow he overcomes by Balboa
WHITED
Buck was no match for the Russian steel
shame rusBlack folk are short, lazy and weak cucks irl
It was the power of freedom and the spirit of the Bald Eagle that gave him the edge
In the training montage Drago pussied out when reaching his theoretical limit, Rocky passed his.
The battle was decided there, Drago is mentlly locked and unable to reach true potential, that's why he lost
YO TOMMY GUNN
I didn't hear no bell
One more round.
I didn’t know they stacked shit that high.
Who's saying that to whom exactly? Sly looks like genetic waste next to Dolph.
>Rocky threads almost every day since Apollo died for the second time
>nobody ever mentions prequel movie
he's got no gutso, he's not a winner, he's gonna get hoit