>Danny Boyle/Richard Curtis romcom
>Expensive Beatles catalog license paid in full
>Prime Lily James simping for pajeet mainchar for years
>Ed Sheeran cameo as himself getting mogged at songwriting so bad he went to bed early
>Anna De Armas got wet minutes after meeting him
Pajeetbros how is this not a mega hit in India (pop >1 billion)
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Jeets need hordes. It doesnt resonate if there isnt 350 people on screen just like real life. At any given moment, a living jeet has a minimum of 350 people in their visual range.
>NUMBER 2
>NUMBER 2
>NUMBER 2
>NUMBER 2
>NUMBER 2..
>Siiiiiir can you kindly do the needful
>Siiiiiir can you kindly do the needful
>Sikhar Bhandari
>wiping his ass with the hand that he uses to eat
>shits in the street
>squats off the sidewalk
>ignoring the room with the door and the loo in the floor
>what is it for?
fricking tears of laughter
Kino thread
Because "what if i were the celebrity who made that famous song" is one of the basest power fantasies of the developed world and Indians have just recently been brought out of the dark ages into western civilization
should have done the nacho nacho dance
It was pretty funny when the girl had a line about how she's a plain looking uggo because her hair is frizzy or something.
redeem sir
If the Beatles one day suddenly never existed and I was the only one who knew, I would not even notice it.
So?
>Anna De Armas got wet minutes after meeting him
Didn't some guy sued the company because Ana was in the movie for like 2 minutes and won?
She was actually in just like 2 minutes of scene and got completely cut from final release.
Shame as it's the only time her acting had been convincing on screen.
The most unbelievable thing about this movie is the fact that it wants to believe anyone would give a shit about poorly recreated Beatles music if it came out for the first time today.
It's a pretty stupid premise, what becomes popular has a lot more to do with things like how its promotedz who is the face of it and if it makes any sense at the time than some sort of intrinsic quality that is always recognised by everyone at all times
Yet Ed Sheeran IS really big.
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I don't know how is that a counterargument lmao, you sound like Ed Sheeran was good and not shilled
Is there anything that could disappear that you guys could actually recreate? I thought about it and I probably couldn't, I can't into music or painting, I have neither the funding nor skill to redo classic movies and my memory isn't good enough to just redo a great books writing style. The premise of being able to plagiarise without anyone noticing sounds great but honestly most people wouldn't even be able to do that.
I can probably recreate some of the simpler classical piano piece I've learnt from memory.
Beatles songs are simple in construction and the dude is a failed musician so he must spent a lot of time covering their songs during wedding parties or open mic nights.
I could probably redo some sketches from Limmy's Show
It wasn't a Japanese production, though.
It was a UK-US-China-Japan coproduction.
Universal in the US made it alongside Decibel Films in the UK, Beijing Perfect World Pictures in China, and Toho in Japan.
WE ALL SHIT IN THE DESIGNATED STREET, DESIGNATED STREET, DESIGNATED STREET
IN THE TOWN WHERE I WAS BORN LIVED A MAN WHO HAD TO PEE. ANYTIME HE HAD TO GO HE'D DROP A LOAD RIGHT IN THE STREET.
RAPE
I RAPED SOMEBODY
RAPE
NOT JUST ANYBODY
RAPE
YOU KNOW I RAPED SOMEONE
SIIIIIRRRRR
I actually liked the movie. I teared up when he met John.
kekkerino epic based lmao! beatles lyrics but with poo hahaha i wish i could upvote this shit (pardon the pun) twice!
Seething Poojeet
https://vocaroo.com/1bYEhyDVd11f
kino
Yesterday, all the streets seemed so far away
Now it smells as if I'm in a shit buffet
This movie has top cringe potential. Too bad the threads are all ai poo memes
>When I wake up to shit in the morning, in my shack, there's no plumbing
>Shitting in the middle of the street, or watch my shit float downstream (float downstream)
>Please don't make me no don't make me, poo inside the loo, I'm only jeeting
>Everybody seems to think I'm simping, I don't care, I think it's pimping
>When I tell the women on my screen, to show bobs, and vagene (and vagene)
>Please don't spoil my day I'm in Bombay, and after all, I'm only jeeting
>Watching the rain on the trash piling out my window, surfin' a train
>Gangraping a tourist in Darjeeling, all a part of Pajeet dealings
>backwards sitar
>Old white people, do the needful, please fall for my scam, I'm only jeeting
>more backwards sitar, fade out
It's a serviceable movie, but to me the weirdest part is that the timeline never got "fixed" so to speak. The world remained on its altered state forever and things didn't went back to normal like how it usually goes in these type of movies
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As a pajeet I deserve a pretty white woman with a large ass.
Just believe sar
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY I DO FLIP OPEN VAGENE BLOODY BASTARD
It's funny because if this was done replacing the main guy with a random white average british/irish joe like pic rel it would be the romcom of the decade, Notting Hill level
Why dont we shit in the street
Oh why don't we shiit in the street
Everyone will be watching
Why dont we just shit in the street