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>the 24-year-old virgin
unironically, I know a guy that is literally this.
or at least used to, he blocked me lmao
Mad that your boyfriend blocked you?
Why were you so obsessed with that guy's sex life?
the most unrealistic part was he had friends who cared about him
no he didn't, watch the movie
They cared enough to get him laid laid, otherwise they'd just laugh at him and go on with their lives
they were simply amused by him failing and he points out as much in the movie
That's better than being ignored and avoided by everyone, which is the zoomer virgin's experience.
Competitive dynamics changed. It used to be that women only had access to the men in their immediate vicinity. Their school, workplace, local night life scene, etc. Men didn't have to compete as much because the 1:1 ratio of men to women naturally resulted in most men pairing with a relatively corresponding woman.
Now a woman can scroll through thousands of men within a 100 km radius, or even in other countries if she's really desperate. If she fails to match with her desired chad, she can b8 countless betas into a free dinner date, maybe string a few along for free shit while she bides her time looking for chad.
bump
They seemed just like co workers not friends. Even still he was the butt of their jokes.
THAT was realistic back then. People weren't as isolated and glued to their phone/computer screens 24/7
Me in 5 years
Psyop movie, didn't actually exist until 2009.
I remember laughing about this misfortune of not having sex at that time, I'm now old
me in 13 years
>lost my virginity last year at 25
Whew, that was close
How do adult men past 24 lose their virginity? How are you even in place that has women were you still in college?
Paying for it.
>He doesn't know about bars
>He doesn't know about coffee shops
>He doesn't pick up women on the subway
>He doesn't know about "dating" apps
How old are you? 70?
How do single adults have sex?? Is there really any difference, you try, you yo on dates, until you score
With who? Other than dating apps where do you meet women after age 30?
Me in 22 years
It's so ironic that we have a male loneliness epidemic going on in the most sexualized society in history
Sex isn't that great. You eventually get bored of the same woman or you get tired of dealing with her attitude and prefer jacking off over having sex so you don't have to spend time with her.
it's ironic that virgins think they'll stop being lonely if they get a woman rather than close male friends
>it's ironic that virgins think they'll stop being lonely if they get a woman rather than close male friends
I had a male friend group and it was so great until, guess what, they all started to get gfs except for me. What's worse is that their b***h gfs would demand to be a part of the group so we couldn't hang around amongst ourselves anymore. Women ruin everything
>except for me
This. You stop getting invited places. No one wants an extra wheel.
You need real friends, then. You also need friends with balls to put their woman in their place.
Male friend groups are great until inevitably a woman gets involved and guys start throwing each other under the bus because they detect a chance at pussy.
Story as old as time.
>stop being lonely and get women
One you have sex with a woman like you me the “aura” an invisible vibe that can only be felt by other sex havers.
Didn't happen to me. I had sex so long ago that I already recovered my virgin aura.
This. Was a wreck till I managed to hold myself together long enough to get laid at age 24. After that it's like my whole personality changed. I stopped caring about other people's opinions and became much more assertive and confident. Suddenly I was making good impressions at work and my career skyrocketed. Women started looking at me and even approaching me to make stupid small talk.
>male loneliness epidemic
AI is going to solve it.
Women are already working on getting that banned and we are decades away from the tech actually even being a threat to them in the dating & simp market. You're are never going to be allowed to opt out even though they hate you, you will participate, your consent is not needed!
More israeli degeneracy
>we're all horny and unhappy too
brehs...our excuse?
She is lying, first she wants to shift attention back to her/women(because they love attention)hence the raise of femcel meme but more importantly she doesn't want the type of men that would go for a AI gf to actually talk to her, she, like most women, hate those men, however, she also don't want loser incel types to be able to opt out of the pussy market either. Hierarchy & power doesn't mean anything if losers can just play another game. It's all calculated.
Someone exposed this dumb c**t in the comments, 3 years ago she twitted that she only dates 20-something gigachads
More like WANTS to date
>Talk to women
Women are annoying and scary
She represents a generation of feminist c**ts who did everything to attack men and repulse them by not being feminine whatsoever, and now that men are moving on from roastie hags like her, it’s suddenly, “wait, where are you going? Please come back, I didn’t mean it”
It is only sexualized for women and chad. Everyone else gets scraps or nothing
Only if you didn't realise people can say something and believe zero of it.
The speed-dating part was pretty funny, but reminiscent of the doctor part in Knocked Up.
Almost there bros.
It is kind of crazy when you think about it. 40 years of existence, plus woman making up half the population. The math just doesn't check out.
More than anything it’s the idea that a man could maintain his sanity that long. I was KHV till I was 23 and seriously considering paying an escort at that point. Just banged the first hambeast that offered because I couldn’t take it any longer.
Well I'm 34 and for me I've had urges but never to thr point of fricking a fat ugly girl, I mean I wouldn't even be able to get hard jfl. I'd rather just look at instagram prostitutes and fap tbh
>Just banged the first hambeast that offered because I couldn’t take it any longer.
Have some God damn self respect.
Ok virgin
fricking fat chicks does not make you not a virgin, in fact, it makes you worse than a virgin
I only had been with fat girl and I feel like a virgin still because the sex was so unenjoyable
truth
Pretty cringe cope. Fat b***hes have bussin pussy homosexual.
counter cope
It's like eating from trash. Better than starving to death, but that's a low bar.
No one who is truly starving to death would agree with you just like no longtime virgin on the edge of sanity would agree with you that sex with a fat chick is only marginally better than their prolonged virginity.
>became completely incapable* of being normal around other people
sorry im autistic at typing as well
goddamnit and now i replied to the wrong one, meant for my previous reply
god i really am an autistic failure at life
It is marginally better, I speak from experience. I am still unfulfilled sexually despite technically not being a virgin. Never fricked a girl I was attracted to.
I speak from experience too. Fricking a fat chick was a lot better than the soul crushing shame and sexual frustration of being a mid-20s virgin any longer.
you are a fricking loser bro if you let being a virgin get to you that bad
I was a loser for being a virgin at 25. Tell me some shit I don’t know.
>lose virginity
>think that makes him not a loser anymore
anon, i got some news for you...
Thank God I never got this desperate and actually fricked a girl that was cute.
>paying for sex is LITERALLY insanity
what does that make eating human flesh?
pathetic
king
Sex before marriage is immoral.
>banged the first hambeast
nah, if I was a hambeast as well, sure why not. She doesn't have to be top tier model either, but it sucks I can't even get average or slightly below average when I am that myself, horseshit.
>it sucks I can't even get average or slightly below average when I am that myself, horseshit.
until men stop putting pussy on a pedestal it will stay this way. i dumped my long term girlfriend back in december but i'm not worried about finding a new one because I know it will happen again, like usual
>like usual
Normalgays make me sick.
normalgays aren't the only ones who realize women need to be treated like pets instead of equals
Hot prostie is miles above ugly hambeast in terms of respectability.
Yeah but I won’t lie, that was 15 years ago and I’ve been with ~20 women since then and that hambeast still had far and away the absolute best pussy of any woman I’ve ever been with. We were fwb for a little while.
Same. I lost my virginity at 22 to an escort, but before that the pressure to lose my virginity made me feel like I was going a bit insane. I felt so much relief after I wasn't a virgin anymore. I can't imagine being in your late 20's or early 30s still being a virgin, must be hell.
dont get it, if you feel pressure from virgin shaming you must be a normalgay or something
t. 27yo omw to wizardom
>you must be a normalgay or something
I'm flattered but nah, I guess all the KHV posts really got into my psyche. I've been browsing here since I was 16 so by the time I was in my 20's I was becoming scared that I might stay a virgin if I didn't do something quick. I honestly recommend it for anyone that's really hung up on being a virgin.
The problem with banging a fattie is you cant let people know you fricked her. So you are still a virgin. Especially if you met her on tinder or something
> Can't get laid
> I gotta get laid
> I'll frick a hambeast
Not an introspective guy are you?
> Paying for pussy
it's more respectable than fricking fat chicks at least
Hey fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay.
I fricked some chubby girls (not landwhales). They were actually pretty fun and kinky. Their enthusiasm made up for their body shape.
Absolutely true. The best sex in my life was with a turkish chubster from Istanbul who made me menemen the next morning. I also had sex with a real professional model once and it was horrible, she couldn't relax and get into it at all, constantly fiddling with her hair and shit.
Both are deplorable actions
Fat women are for hillbillies and black men.
I said chubby as in they're plumper than usual but not an obese wreck. I'd have to be blackout drunk to frick a hambeast. If they had shed 30-40 pounds, they would've been quite cute.
I am wrestling with God over my virginity at 26. I could go on and on, but the less that can be said about my stifling Catholic school experience, whether it be the indoctrinating religiosity or self-convincing bisexuality due to lack of women and sexually repressed nature and lack of self-expression through uniforms and all, the better.
I knew about the sexual ramifications, risk, and urgencies when I was 14 through my self-study (never jerk offd as often since it releases zinc and because I had natural foreskin), but the thought of wanting to be loved and cared for superseded my need to lose my virginity, as I know none of this is a big deal. I'm just stating the obvious.
This aside, there was never any pressure in HS because we all knew we weren't going to get any and also because our subsistence for friendship was never there or on the same level that you would get at a public school. We all knew we were shoved in to a Catholic school because our parents (who, granted, only met because our fathers willingly managed to convince our mothers to have their pussies fricked somehow, as we're all born that way), who were lukewarm in the religion themselves, put us there because of falling for the "muh better education" meme and bullshit.
After that, college was just a bag between mental breakdowns and death threats (don't ask). And my lack of trust in people also stems from my emotionally broken family life so no matter what, I will not put any more worry on my parents by making myself get laid or losing my virginity because that would mean disregarding my time spent trying to be spruced up in a Catholic school for nothing.
>virginity at 26
Buy the best gaming PC you can bro because it's never going to happen, At least with any women worth fricking. I don't say this to be mean, I genuinely believe you should give up and invest your energy into something that gives you pleasure/happiness and is achievable for you
It never even started for me. And I'm too broken to really care.
Just channel your energy into something positive bro, Don't become a bitter incel because you'll end up genuinely miserable
Cybersec, Writing, IBEW.
4 years in the making.
Don't ever think otherwise.
>Cybersec
I'm actually interested into getting in this field. Any tips?
Cert up. Whitehat.
>Intro to programming
>design patterns; intro to probability
>data structures
>algo design; algo analysis; graph theory; approximation
Rest is more specialized.
Hmm, which certs do you recommend? What resources and learning tools?
azure
CCNA
Comptia Security+
GSCE
CISM
CISA
Shit these are gonna cost money. Is there anyway to get these for free or have somebody else pay for them like scholarships or grants?
Depends on your business. Google, Cisco through Netacad, and Fortinet offer free courses.
Check leetcode, too.
Yes, that's the joke. That's why it was a comedy. But for Millennials and Zoomers these types of failures are far more common due to alienation, porn, and societal decay.
i am a 29 year old virgin...
Same, except I've been approached by women several times and certain ones (especially the older kind) more or less treat me as a sex object as times, which on one hand is sort of nice but I mostly feel cringe about it. Might just be asexual or wired to only get off on the thought but not the act.
>one of the "jokes" is that he owns a bike and rides it to work
Do Americans really?
In ten years we are gonna have 40 plus threads on Cinemaphile.
It really just becomes a self fulfilling prophecy at a point, probably around 30 or so, if you actually do desire to have sex
If it's wrong for me to be a virgin at 40 maybe it's also wrong for women to refuse me sex.
take minoxidil to stop your hair from graying, morpheus8 skin treatment for youthful appearance, moisturize, hair transplant if needed, etc. until you look 10 years younger
so let's say you're 35 and start youthmaxxing -- even if you knock 10 years off your age & lie to say you're 25, you STILL need to ALSO lie about your virginity status. women will view it as a red flag if you're "25" and still a virgin. but at least you have a shot this way. good luck.
please go back to Cinemaphile where this sort of autistic moronation belongs
Because essentially everyone interacted with other people daily. You couldn't just quit society and live in your computer
>tfw missed opportunity to get virgin gf
might as well to continue on khhv path
Only 9 years to go and I can beat that record
I'm going to die alone
everybody does. its more about not living alone
I'm living and dying alone
Probably the better option, even if you manage to land one, she'll likely just nag you to an early grave.
I have a gf but my schizophrenia frequently threatens an end to the relationship. I keep thinking she's cheating or hates me even though I have full access to all her texts and check them when she's sleeping. It all builds up in my head over time, and then it reaches a boiling point when I spend the whole day seething and nearly lash out at her, but I still know in the back of my mind I shouldn't, so I go by myself and punch/slap myself in the face until I get a grip, and then things are fine and I don't even check her phone until the schizo thoughts start up again. She's home most of the day and I have cameras all over the front and back of the house as well as 2 inside, so there is no logical way she's cheating and she also has no idea I am this way and haven't blown up yet, but a few days ago I came pretty close. She had recently gone to have lunch with a friend for 2 hours during which time I was seething thinking about her sucking someone's wiener and using the lunch as a cover story. Later I was sitting next to her in bed and just thinking how much I hated her and wanted to scream that I know she's fricking people behind my back. That's when I got up and went downstairs and punched myself in the face. Now I'm fine and love her again. One day I really will go full schizo chimpout mode and ruin it all. I am destined to be alone, it's surprising I've made it this far.
>deranged schizos can get a gf but I can't
eat much more vegetables, meds dont help
i'm tired of exposing myself here just to be mocked, you can laugh at me but i won't guve any details about my life.
you're gonna have to imagine what you're laughing at.
luckily my rich experiences in life make it easy for me to use my imagination to create vivid depictions of people in my mind.
oh my god, i'm seething hard right now.
If you really thought that, you wouldn't have posted at all.
i just wanted all the other guys in similar conditions as me to become aware they're being mocked, so they should stop feeding the trolls.
There is nothing shameful about virginity, don't judge yourself by the standards post-modern brainrot imposes on people.
im unironically a 37 year old virgin
Based. 32 here.
I don't remember posting here 6 hours ago
How do virgins feel when they see these kinds of ads? A woman could easily save you from a life of loneliness but she’s being exposed to corporate messaging that implies only a BBC can bring her to climax
Indian post
>dark male figure white female figure
~~*every time*~~
Me in 10 years
I've got zero years left. I'm the king of the thread so far.
Notice how these threads are always exclusively men who are late virgins and yet femoids still pretend that they can be lonely too
most are lying, these threads are (probably) an attempt at writing some sort of sociological/psychological thesis on the incel phenomenon.
haha yeah I'm just lying and le trolling, I'm totaly not a 29 year old kissless virgin, I actually sex girls all the time penis in vegana am i rite h-haha
>most are lying
If only
>most are lying
These threads are made by femoids to perpetuate inceldom and then complain about said incels.
I'm not a virgin but I've only ever had sex with escorts so I feel like an honourary virgin. Will you accept me?
not a virgin, more like a failed normalgay sorry
I lost my virginity in 2005, aged 17. That was on the older side for that time. 40 was truly laughable.
I'm 34 next month and have barely left the house without my parents in my life
Lucky frick
3 more years for me. will report back in 2027 if it feels any different
It wasn't massively unrealistic.
It was massively realistic, just not for them.
It still is now. I believe that only 2% of men are virgins at 25. Honestly if you are a virgin at 21 you should pay for it. If you are a virgin right now and you have money get a sugar baby.
If hookers are my only option I'd honestly rather die a kissless virgin
Paying for it doesn't count
It does in that you realize exactly how trivial the whole thing actually is.
you're still emotional virgin
The reason men put virginity on a pedestal is the sexual aspect of it.
Having a companion can be nice. Having a companion around 24/7? Not for everyone.
I dumped my long term girlfriend because I couldn't stand having her around 24/7. I even stopped having sex with her because I was sick of her bullshit and bored of her. She ended up cheating on her new boyfriend with me 3 months after I broke up with her and then I told him about it but the cuck forgave her.
NTA but I know that feel. The forbidden fruit phenomenon is very real, at least for me. Once you eat it it's no longer that alluring.
On paper I sort of admire monogamous people who can be with each other for 50+ years but in practice it seems so rare.
Is paying for it worse than spending your whole life wondering what sex is like?
>lost virginity 2 weeks ago at 28
Feels like sliding down under a closing door last second
how was it, underwhelming overwhelming crazy boring?
Sex was underwhelming but the companionship was as sweet as I ever hoped (cuddling, kissing, small things). She had a mean hand too.
Feels like it was more a vibe thing or stress and that sex could actually be way more enjoyable if I got better at it though.
It was a Hinge date, fun for 2 weeks but we didn't match personality wise after all.
It really wasn't over.
Orgasm wise it is worse than jerking off, you do not have the same level of control over it. But it is better in other ways, like other Anon said. Companionship and the connection you have with the other person. Can't recreate it with you hand.
t. lost virginity at 31
How was the year with wizard powers?
>t. lost virginity at 31
Same. By the time I hit 30 I honestly no longer gave a shit and was fully content with being single. A year later things just sort of fell into place.
Statistically, if 99% of the population doesn't find you attractive, that means millions of people still do.
I hate how virgins put sex on a pedestal. You beta homosexuals are the reason women get away with all their thottery because you guys are so fricking desperate. Just jack off before simping out.
sounds like you're just shit with women
>you guys are so fricking desperate
I'd argue that most adult virgins are not desperate enough. Yes desperate simps are pathetic, but still they do they get laid simply because they are so desperate to try again and again.
A standard adult virgin doesn't try one bit, most of us maybe tried a handful of times like a decade ago and haven't tried anything since.
It's gays like you who refuse hold women accountable for their own bullshit that led to this. Jacking off is just resigning yourself to the state of affairs.
I hold women accountable for their bullshit and that's why I don't tolerate it. The ones that bend over backwards for sex and cater to women are the ones who should be blamed. Either put your woman in her place or break up with her because being a simp and letting her be the boss is cuck tier. I broke up with my last girlfriend because I was tired of her bullshit and bored of having sex with her.
Would never happen without unfettered access to pornography.
I dated this girl for 5 years and had sex like every day. Sometimes 2-3 times a day. Now I’m alone and it’s been 8 years or so, I can’t even remember. I don’t really care anymore. Unless another girl falls into my lap I’ll just be a born again virgin. I’m a failed normalgay but still find solace in these threads. I hope you guys get some pussy someday.
You had too much sex to feel like a virgin ever again.
When should I start worrying?
>t. 21 virgin
now
its over for you
Too late now anon welcome to the club
like 3 years ago honestly. but its not too late.
You shouldn't worry about time, more so your specific circumstances. Are you:
>Short
>Ugly/average face
>Autistic
>Non white
>Poor
If you score on the majority of them then yeah, you better worry.
6'5
ugly
probably autistic
white
poor
If you can't find anyone as a 6'5" white guy then just frickin lol.
i dont know what to tell you
ive tried everything i can but i cant make friends, let alone meet women
>6'5
Dude, you gotta be able to pull in some pussy. I knew the most spergy dude who was about 6'4 (and he was heavy but in a bouncer way) I think. All he cared about was Star Wars, Ben 10, and video games but even he got laid with short petite Latinas and Asians. He fricked a Filipina, a israeli Cuban, and a Chinese in the same week because he would literally split girls in half and word spread.
height doesn't matter when you're high inhib neurotic
Yeah but Goran was literally high-functioning autistic. All he ever talked about was the 3 things I mentioned and it was painful to interact outside of those interests. I knew him because he dormed with my buddy and he sometimes sat at lunch with the rest of us. He wasn't even handsome. He had a geeky face, curly hair, and glasses which backfired on some douchebags who thought they could frick with him. Goran grew up on a farm and holy shit I remember him slapping 1 guy so hard he flew at least 10 feet into the wall. One guy got picked up by the neck and tossed in the trash can, another got shoulder-checked that it knocked the sneakers off, and the last butthole got clotheslined.
Maybe that's why all those cute short girls were into him since he obviously was not someone to frick with. Dude got laid more than I did.
high inhib is different than autistic, you can be low inhib and autistic which it sounds like this person was
>Goran
Who?
The big spergy dude I mentioned here
. Force of habit to mention his name because I remembered him after all these years and typed it in.
I'm not saying if you're 6'5, you'll be an automatic chick magnet, but height, size and strength play a big part in female attraction. It's an instinctive primordial aspect of females preferring men who have the stats and ability to be providers and fighters for them.
6'
Average looking
None autistic
White
Middle class
I have a body count of 12 age 28 and I'm still pretty weird to most people lmao
>tfw half black and 6'2 and unemployed and have fricked 2 white girls
Why would you think girls want white guys?
Ok that list should more be in order, tall and good looking is always at the top.
these onaholes stop me from caring
im too autistic to ever have a girlfriend (or any friends in general) since adult hood i somehow completely became of being normal around other being and just always feel awkward and uncomfortable if i had to make conversation with anyone, dunno how it happened i wasnt like that as a kid, it kicked in around my early 20s i feel like and has only gotten worse in the years since
How many more times is this thread going to be made? It's the same posts every time.
for you
My cousin just became one, feel bad for him.
The act of losing your virginity is locked behind a paywall. You can't get laid unless you have a lot of money
>live with my parents at 23 and can't afford to move out currently, obviously not going to frick someone in my mom's house
>don't have a car either
IF the cost of everything these days wasn't so goddamn expensive, I definitely would've gotten laid by now
>"just rent a hotel dude!"
>"just go to her place!"
none of these are actual options. men are expected to be financially stable
lol people were losing their virginity in their teens, stop coping homosexual
The rules are different once you're out of college.
holy cope
it's also ok to work at mcdonalds when you're a teenager, doesn't mean it's ok once you become an adult
a job is a job, who gives a frick if an adult is working in fast food? you sound like a homosexual zoomer
if you think that a man's financial status and job doesn't have any impact on his ability to get laid you are just delusional
holy incel, lay off the andrew tate bro, no wonder you're a virgin
>it's incel to think a guy working a minimum wage job who lives in his mom's house won't have the same sexual opportunities as a rich CEO
yeah?
it does but no man wants to get laid because he's seen as a meal ticket
Lol wtf imagine caring that much why you’re getting pussy. Zoomer gays kill me with this bullshit kek.
If you are under say 25 is doesn't matter as much
I come from the Disney school. I still believe if a man has an idea and a conviction, the world is at the palm of his hand. For better or worse. Conviction is something that was given to you at birth. It's not something that can be taught.
skill issue, I've known literal NEETs who still get laid
they still don't have access to most beautiful woman, there are a TON of women who find lack of ambition to be a huge turn-off regardless of skill
Oh and what do you want? A Victoria Secrets model to marry you?
It only affects the type of women who will frick you
True but it depends on the girl. Some of them will be so horny they will bring you to her place or frick you in their car.
>Some of them will be so horny they will bring you to her place or frick you in their car.
The only men who get that treatment are the ones who aren't virgins over the age of 18
i hate women so much i dont want to have sex with them
in unappealing in every way (visually and personality wise) theres no way im ever getting laid (without having to pay for it)
Yeah it was nearly impossible to be a virgin after high school back then. And if you couldn't get laid in high school you could easily pull a new 5/10 off of yahoo chat every day.
>impossible
Let me guess. You’re white.
about to turn 32 and the wizard powers have been pretty disappointing so far tbqh
i have plently of other hobbies that keep me busy, i never even think about women or anything sexual anymore, i stopped caring after my 20s
>tfw i was a cute kid who was supposed to grow up to be a chad who got to frick every girl
>suddenly got ugly as frick in high school and only gotten uglier since then meaning i never got to frick before my uglyness kicked in
ITS NOT FAIR I TELL YA!
girls dont care about looks though, thats men!
I stopped carrying about sex in my 30s, im 43 now and a virgin. This movie was for teenagers
I actually don't know if I even want a gf.
I'm 25 and I'm so used to being alone and doing everything alone that I simply can't even fathom having an actual "partner".
I can't imagine going to sleep and actually have an another human being an inch beside me. I can't imagine walking the streets while holding hands with someone else. I can't imagine walking into my parents house with a girl beside me, and I'm pretty sure not even my parents would know how to respond to that. It all seems extremely weird and alien to me. Even if I somehow miraculously met a girl that is interested in me, I couldn't just call her over to my place to "watch movies", I'm too damn self-aware of my situation and I couldn't play that normalgay meaningless small talk charade of "hey you will like this movie it's pretty good, got some popcorn too hehe" where I assume both people are completely aware that the movie is entirely irrelevant and you're there just to frick.
Not to mention that I over analyzed kissing to such a degree that if I ever even get to experience my first kiss it will be inevitably be done 100% manually like a damn robot machine. And sex seems like a totally other wordly act altogether.
It's quite devastating to know that the vast majority of people never had to give a single thought into any of these things and it all just happened naturally for them, while I have to completely deconstruct any interaction I have in complete detail for days.
Is there any hope, can this be averted?
Its not something made for people like you or me, just learn to live alone and stop worrying about it
Just go outside and learn through failure and embarassment. You've never set yourself up for failure, just so it would never happen to you.
What is this? Good Will Hunting?
Go outside and be prepared to be rejected or bullied a lot. The world is out there to eat you, not to be your friend. So you can take it like a man, smile in its face, or roll over and die.
The bottom line is, you're just too scared to fail. Most of life is failure and you need to learn how to incorporate that into your life while keeping a hopeful gaze towards the future. Do that, and you'll be a man.
If you think most men just “happened” upon their wife/gf and didn’t actively have to work at it in some way you’re delusional.
>If you think most men just “happened” upon their wife/gf
most of them did, though
maybe not so much in this generation but ask any boomer or gen Xer and they'll tell you they happened upon their wife at college, work, etc
But that’s not true. That whole generation is full of “your grandpa asked me out six times before I said yes” or “that there pic is Laurie, my ‘67 corvette. That’s how I pulled the ladies back in the day. Landed me your mother” stories. They were actively doing shit to get girls, not just walking around and a relationship fell in their lap. It’s always been that way. Women aren’t just offering men relationships for zero effort/value from the guy.
>your grandpa asked me out six times before I said yes
do that today and get #MeToo #NoMeansNo sent straight to the HR department, now you don't have a job congrats
I think there was more of an expectation that women weren’t supposed to be that “easy” and that they had to play a little hard to get back in the day. Basically, “no didn’t actually mean no” in many cases. It’s not all “grandpa was persistent” or couldn’t take a hint and grandma just acquiesced; there was also an element of grandma wanted him to chase her a bit and know that he was serious about her.
It's a very grey area you personally have to feel out. With aging, I've grown a little bolder. When a woman says no, I don't actually know if she's saying 'no' to me or if she wants me to shift into a higher gear and put more effort in. It's confusing and you have to make a judgement call only you can make.
I mean has always been true. men know and women do too if they’re being honest. It’s why the whole “no means no” narrative is so dishonest. The shame is that the younger generations who grew up on it actually believe it as dogma and aren’t experienced or worldly enough to know that the saying is more “no means no…when I ACTUALLY mean it, which isn’t always.” It became a saying more as a response to women’s right to reject unwanted advances without being harassed, not because of what they ACTUALLY say/do when an advance is in fact wanted.
Yeah, You dig it. This is probably a very specific anecdote but a father of a mate of mine took a train ride after schools on friday every week, to go look for the girl he liked. She rejected him for the longest time.
That's quite different from sending a girl six text messages when she says she has no interest each time.
It's all about context. One is more about real life effort. And not text messages.
Still not quite right what I'm trying to say, but you get the gist of it.
I’d say showing up to stalk a girl is more problematic than sending multiple texts, but that’s just me.
You see how that works? They were highschool lovers and are still married. The guy who showed up six times in real life.
Are you autistic? Can't you fricking read the signs like her eyes, body language, facial expressions, etc.? If you can tell she's being coy, then she's playing hard to get.
If she affirmatively says no and she looks visibly uncomfortably, you back the frick away because that's a hard NO.
>Are you autistic? Can't you fricking read the signs like her eyes, body language, facial expressions, etc.?
where the frick do you think you are?
if we weren't autistic we wouldn't end up as adult kissless virgins in the first place
Pardon me, I go to Cinemaphile because it's the best place to get movie and TV discussions and recommendations. I know there's a lot of shut-ins and aspies here, but I really can't fathom someone not understanding a girl biting her lip, looking at you with bedroom eyes, and other signs and not understanding you banter and play with her when she says no.
>Pardon me, I go to Cinemaphile because it's the best place to get movie and TV discussions and recommendations.
then why aren't you discussing the movie "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" which is the OP discussion topic?
I am, but I noticed that post and was just baffled beyond belief.
Anyhow, it's amazing how this film is nearly 20 years old and it's like looking at a completely different world. I'm not talking about the tech level, but the fact that this wasn't a snarky film but a genuinely feel-good comedy. Andy kept to himself, but he was a good guy who had a stable job and enjoyed his hobbies. Yet he was viewed as a freak for not having sex. I mean, from his flashbacks, he actually DID try but he was just too socially awkward to pull it off with a girl.
I admit, I didn't lose my virginity until 22 in my senior year of university. I'm about a 6/10 on a good day and very sociable. I just have a bit of paranoia about having sex because my town had several instances of teen pregnancies (a family at my church being one of them) as well as STD outbreaks. I made out girls, felt them up, and even got blowjobs (and ate out pussy which nearly made me puke but I held it in). I just couldn't get over my fear of ruining my life by getting a girl pregnant or catching AIDS until I was drunk at a party and got enough Dutch courage to frick this gorgeous desi girl. Thank you Parminder.
And like
mentioned, his coworkers were absolute bros to help him out as wingmen. That was actually a pretty based moment in the whole film.
To be fair, the movie overplayed the scenario. It’s a movie. Even when it came out I remember having this same conversation that while it would be unusual and we’d initially be in disbelief, it wouldn’t be THAT big a deal.
Up until that point, I never knew what speed dating was (I was about 11 at the time). That was funny as frick.
Andy should've gone after the babe with the huge breasts and the ex-lesbian.
My friend went on a speed dating round once, it cost him fricking 90 euros, back in the day. And he got nothing for it. I was just getting drunk all the time, not worrying about such trivialities and telling him not to be a fool. Today, I own a house and am alone and he owns a house and is alone. He tried so hard. But he was a sperg who thought he looked like James Bond and was God's greatest gift to mankind, but without any of the charisma or bravado, so that might've had something to do with it. He tried to commit suicide and I stood by him in the hospital. He just couldn't get over the fact why no girl would like him. Never get an autist friend Cinemaphile, they're a fricking burden.
You know what's hilarious? Speed dating is nothing but 99% women today. There's even events when not a single dude shows up.
>99% women
Whereabouts might I find these speed dating events? It's probably mostly truckers and other lost causes, but you never know you might find a diamond in the rough. My body is ready.
Eventbrite and Meetup would be your best bets. I'm sure there's stuff on Facebook, local ads, etc. that advertise it too.
You dodged a bullet, 22/23 is the absolute limit I think, Past that you haven't developed the social skills to have sex other than with the absolutely most disgusting women, Even then I think once you hit 25 even they'd be repulsed by you
Why are you coming down so hard on virgin anons? If anything, women see a virgin as a trophy. Providing you have an interesting personality. If a woman acts mean to a virgin, she's not worth anything.
>If anything, women see a virgin as a trophy
Please stop lying, no woman on this planet is interested in an adult virgin man, it's literally the biggest red flag possible for all of them.
Maybe you can get away with it as an attractive young adult, but an adult man in his late 20s and beyond admitting he was never with a woman will bring absolutely nothing good to him.
>no woman on this planet is interested in an adult virgin man, it's literally the biggest red flag possible for all of them
Isn't that what this movie is about? Andy is a stand up guy, a square, he rides his bycicle and has action figurines.
>their main way of assessing your worth is by viewing what others think of you
maybe when you're a teenager. And a lot of women don't get over this mindsit. The woman in this movie genuinely cared for Andy and couldn't give two shits less about his coworkers and their esteem of him.
>I didn't ask for any of this!
>You asked for all of it, Andy!
It's a sweet movie with a Disney-esque quality to it.
The cynical person would say he had to sell all of his toys and hobbies for a woman who had ridden the wiener carousel.
In the real world, It does not matter how many wieners your wife has ridden. I know this is not the aproppriate thing to say, but I don't give a shit. If she's with you, then she's with you. The past doesn't matter. But I can understand how a pure wife would be better. Then again, who of us is pure? You compromise with getting older.
Yes no one cares did you insert your penis into a vegana, but there definitely are many social consequences to never being in any kind of relationship as an adult man.
With age it even becomes extremely weird to others when you just live like a eunuch as if relationships and intimacy don't even exist as a concept. Most people don't really care did you insert your penis into a vegana, but they definitely will treat you way differently if they know you have never been in any kind of relationship as an adult.
People don't talk about sex in detail with everyone, but they definitely talk in great detail about their gf/bf/husband/wife extremely regularly in every situation possible and if you never have anything to add it shows quickly and people will definitely treat you differently because of it.
This is also why prostitutes don't solve adult male virgin problems
women are NPCs and their main way of assessing your worth is by viewing what others think of you. thus having status is OP, and virginity translates as "what's wrong with him that others don't want him?"
i would definitely start worrying at the age of 24 both because i have overheard women referencing this age as the "red flag" zone for male virginity + it's the age at which you should have a master's degree, and there's no excuse for being at an age to master an academic discipline but not even being a novice at sex
>If anything, women see a virgin as a trophy.
They really don't, Women are social creatures and if you haven't got laid at least once by age 20 it screams you are a low value male. Even as a guy if some other guy told he was a virgin at that age I'd think he was a fricking weirdo, I'd try and be a bro and maybe help him get laid but I'd honestly think there was something wrong with him and would think less of him and wouldn't really want to associate with him because I wouldn't want girls to think my friend group was weird and turn them off by thinking i'm like them
Like I said, I managed to get to 3rd base, but I genuinely did not want to get to 4th base for a long time because of my deep-seated fears. And I wasn't desperate for sex so that probably helped not repel all the interested girls and I got some great makeout sessions with them at parties. Women can smell that shit from a mile away.
>I really can't fathom someone not understanding a girl biting her lip, looking at you with bedroom eyes
because such things never ever happen to autists like us
You gotta understand the cues and read the room correctly like
says. If she looks you dead in the eyes and says no and doesn't look at you anymore, that means frick off.
But if she still engages with conversation and eye contact, chances are 9/10 times, she's being flirty and wants you to play along.
I get it that it's baffling at first. I had this one 7/10 girl at a party sit on my lap all of a sudden and take a drink out of my cup. I laughed and said, "You sure you're old enough to be on this ride?" She giggled and pawed at my chest while I had to fight my raging boner (couldn't). Took me a while to have her lead me into a quiet corner for some privacy; best lip-locking and handjob I ever got. Went to her dorm later that night and she fricked the shit out of me. Even clawed my back (drew blood) and bit my shoulder which made yelp. Never would've expected her to be that freaky.
you truly don't understand in what kind of hole some of us here are
you talk about going to parties and girls literally falling in your lap, meanwhile I never even kissed a girl let alone had one fall into my lap or anything like that
...I'm sorry anon. I was a bit socially awkward when I was young, but that was mainly because I was home-schooled and college was when I broke out of my shell. I always had an agreeable personality and girls thought I was cute in a quirky way. Shit bro, don't give up. I genuinely mean that.
well I am almost 30 so hard to cope that I have much chance anywhere, but I am not giving up thanks
Woman are seeking attention a lot of the times. If a woman said: "No!" and turned her back on me, I would get the hint. If a woman says: "No!", to me and engages in a discussion I'll have to take that as a signal that she's interested.
You know. I've heard enough stories about guys getting rejected six times. The thing is: there is a thin line between being tenacious and romantic and being a downright creeper nowadays. Where is the line? That's hard to explain. Just don't be an autist, I guess. The line is moving all of the time, just move along with it. Be like a dancer.
>If you think most men just “happened” upon their wife/gf and didn’t actively have to work at it in some way you’re delusional.
They didn't have to work at it, they got one in the process of simply living their lives and don't have to think about it at all
the last three girlfriends I've had have approached me and basically fallen into my lap without me having to put forth any effort. I'm by no means a Chad, either.
>be teenager
>haha wow 40 years old
>so old he should have grandkids
>now
>31
>9 years away
>no kids
>ah sheeeit
even watching this movie at 20 years old when it came out i knew i was watching my future, felt a little too close to home even then
No matter how many times you shill this I'm still not seeing it.
>he thinks these threads have anything to do with the movie
>In 2005 this was a laughably unrealistic premise
In 1999 this was a laughably unrealistic premise
> "lol, you haven't had sex at 18, yet??? lmao loser"
>change yourself and give up your hobbies to get an old hag gf/wife
this was the message i got from the movie.
no thanks i'll keep my hobbies and remain a virgin
The blackpill is when you've come inside a woman once or twice and are now stuck with her and don't know what to do with this freshly aqcuiered commodity.
>I Didn't ask for any of this!
>You asked for all of it Andy!
In the end, it's a very sweet movie. What's not to like?
I could probably frick a b***h but I only want to frick the hottest b***h around
Is my brain rotted by isolation and porn if I see sex only from a power/status perspective?
Since we are on Cinemaphile you might relate to having a crush on an actress and I can't stop thinking about how I can only admire her on the screen and maybe exchange short words and a hand over the shoulder during an autograph signing and not more while she was willing to have some other guys genitals inside her. Makes me feel like an insect in the social hierarchy. Is that some garbage "blackpill" thinking from spending too much time here?
No, you're just realistic
28yo here. Honestly? I gave up. I'm too autistic for any woman ever want to be around me.
Trying to work on how to isolate sex thoughts altogether. I'm searching for medication that lowers my libido to a minimum without any other side effect
I'll stick with my twitch harem
are those even different girls? asiatics truly arr rook same
I lost it at 17 and it wasn’t even hard, just know your lane and play in it. All you have to do is talk to people and SOMEONE will frick you. People like to frick.
This. Was a scared virgin until a friend dragged me to a party when I was 22. Had sex with 2 girls (separately) that night. Took a ton of pressure off me though, felt way better about myself and got a ton of confidence.
I went to many parties, clubs, concerts, festivals even and I never even kissed, let alone got laid
Do you interact with people, share drinks, talk, drink, have fun? Because usually making out and such comes relatively naturally after that.
Well yes of couse, wouldn't go so many times if I didn't have fun. It never results in girls being interested in me though, obviously
How? Even at a Halloween party a few years back, I had some qt glasses and braces feel me up from behind and we danced before we went upstairs for some alone time. I wasn't even looking to get laid and just wanted to go out with my buddies dressed as Rick & Morty characters (I was Meseeks). I was drinking at the bar and having a good time.
>I had some qt glasses and braces feel me up from behind
see you mention girls falling in your lap or girls suddenly feeling you up from behind, nothing of that sort ever happened to me
I don't think a girl ever said hi to me first without me first saying hi to her, let alone to suddenly start physically touching me out of nowhere. we live completely different realities
I'm starting to understand, but I'm not a stud. Not even close.
I'm above average in looks at best. I'm 5'11 and 180 pounds (not ripped but I do cross-fit with buddies). I have a bit of a babyface and I always have an amused/shit-eating grin on my face when I'm in social settings because I'm unwinding from work and/or school. So maybe that's it. Everyone I've ever met, guy or girl, says I'm charismatic and fun to be around with. It's about attitude man. You gotta go out there and enjoy life for what it is. Don't be positive to expect something good; you have a feel-good disposition because it's great to be alive and kicking.
Again, I wouldn't go to so many parties and concerts and events in general if I didn't enjoy it. I do have fun, which is why I go in the first place. That fun never translates to a girl being interested though
Ever have high school girls come up to you in public and ask you which one of them is hotter? I know they were just doing it for shits-and-giggles, but I was at the mall when I was 23 or 24? I think and was buying stuff for a New Year's boat gala I was invited to. I just bought some shoes and I had these 4 teeny-bopper girls come up to and asked. I said, "Can't decide, you're all adorable" and then hightailed it out of there cuz I'm not messing with underage girls. Even back then I knew better than to stick around longer.
>Ever have high school girls come up to you in public and ask you which one of them is hotter
Never, nothing even remotely similar.
Another example of you living an entirely different reality
In our local town, there was always a small guy walking his small dog. One time I saw three girls in puberty (they looked like giants compared to him) started kicking him when the yearly carnival came around. I'll never forget that. Three teenage girls bullying a little guy and his dog. He was running for the bushes. Him and his little dog. I just let it slide.
Seen him a couple of times lately, when I'm out and about in my car. Without his dog. He looks old and withered. He was on his bicycle. I think we locked eyes, but I couldn't tell because he looked so lost.
Such is the life in a small parish.
If there's one thing I'm grateful to learn at a young age, it's that girls can be the most evilest c**ts imaginable. Why the frick would they do that?
>I just let it slide
I hope you won't let that happen again if you witnessed it.
>Just be yourself, bro.
What revolutionary advice. Truly, a visionary.
nta but it worked for me
No, I'm not giving you empty advice about "being yourself". That shit is hollow tripe.
What I'm saying is that you have to approach life with how you want to get out of it. Like this anon said
, focus your energies into something that's constructive or beneficial. I try to just sit back and enjoy all the little things that people don't appreciate like taking a hike in the woods last week for 2 hours or enjoying a craft brew on a Sunday afternoon. I'm alive, I have my health, I have money and investments, an apartment, a dog, friends, family, and time to enjoy things when I can.
Don't pursue sex and relationships as your prime objective. You're own validation and accomplishments matter more first and foremost.
example of low inhib
example of high inhib
>22
Same age. Had a chad friend and there was this horny girl hanging aroung him all night long. He said to me
>Just take her home with you dude
>It's my first time, I want it to mean something. I'm not going to take some random hoe into my bed
>I told the girl: "Fine! I'll take you to the hotel! But there will be no fricking! You can just spend the night there, ok!
So we ended up in the same bed and nature ran its course. If I hadn't had my chad friend, I'd probably still be a virgin.
It does sting a little that he didn't want this girl at all.
It was still my most memorable night and it was a good night. We ended up spending two days after. Didn't matter she didn't look like a 10/10, she basically cured my autism.
I lost it at 17 as well but tbh I really have to thank the girl from my sports club for that because I was turbo autistic as a teen. Super anxious because everyone I knew already had lost their virginity, looked and behaved like shit because I thought pretending to not give a frick was somehow cool and so on and so forth. I think I would have ended up on /LULZ/ if she hadn't taken the initiative back then.
the real blackpill is the inhibpill / ntpill
low inhib trumps height and face
that's why you still see normal and even ugly people with gfs
I’m sorry, but I just do not see what the big deal is about fricking a fat chick. Sexual performance is WAY more important to me than looks in the bedroom.
If we were talking about dating, sure I’d want the 10/10 Stacy on my arm while I’m out in the streets. But in the privacy of the bedroom who I frick is not some status symbol; it’s about raw primal sexual urge. And I will take a 6/10 carrying an extra 40-50lbs who grabs my ass in an attempt to pull me deeper inside her when I’m already balls deep, talks dirty amidst grunting and moaning like an animal in heat when I frick her hard, and tells me she wants me to cum down her throat and not waste a fricking drop over a 10/10 Stacy who is just average in bed any…fricking…day.
This. Hot chicks who are boring in bed ruin all the appeal of their looks.
lmao at the incels in this thread unironically have a nice days and improve the world you fricking right wing autists
I will never ever kill myself
Crazy that I always have at least 3 or 4 (admittedly average) girls that obviously fancy me at any one time when I'm not exactly a winner and there are people that are 30 years old and have never even kissed a girl, I don't mean this in a bad way but how ugly or autistic do you have to be to end up like that?
you're both just lucky to be low inhib
high inhib is basically a death sentence and very hard to fix
Ending up as a virgin is the easiest thing ever. You don't have to be extremely ugly or some walking autistic disaster, just be a bit reserved and not particularly attractive and boom, kissless virgin in your 30s.
>Ending up as a virgin is the easiest thing ever. You don't have to be extremely ugly or some walking
This is just wrong, If you have even the smallest semblance of a social life you'll be averaging like 6 times per year you can get laid, If you frick ALL of those chances up for like 14 years straight there is either something wrong with you or you're physically disgusting
Not really. I asure you that there are adult virgins around you at your work place or in college or pretty much anywhere and they aren't Quasimodo tier fricked up gremlins or cartoon tier filthy obese basement dwellers, largely they are just reserved, keep to themselves and below average to average looking. Not party animals, but not basement dwellers either, I've travelled, went to countless concerts, events in general, just clueless in how to translate any of that in a girl being interested in me in any romantic/sexual/intimate way
>they aren't Quasimodo tier fricked up gremlins or cartoon tier filthy obese basement dwellers
I never said that, I said there is something wrong with them, I guarantee you there were women they met that were interested or would of fricked them with some decent flirting but they were too autistic to either notice or act upon it
>I said there is something wrong with them
Well yeah being reserved is seen as something "wrong", definitely not normal.
>I guarantee you there were women they met that were interested
That's cope, not every guy had women interested in them just for being alive. When you're in that below average range you're in most cases in the literally who ghost territory, not attractive nor ugly enough to be remembered or noticed. Couple that with being reserved and you end up with an adult virgin, that simple
No it wasn't. It was making fun of the type of guy people imagine are still a virgin at 40, by picking the most likeable and funny type of person and then putting him in a bunch of silly situations, with friends and a good outcome.
If it was realistic about who they portrayed it woudl just be some bitter, angry homosexual in his mom's house, fat and ugly, no job, no prospects, typing on some internet forum in a dark room, but that movie would suck, and nobody would want that guy to succeed, because he's an butthole, and doesn't deserve to find love.
I’m a kissless virgin at 32 because I’m socially avoidant and terrified of rejection
I watched this film in theaters when I was 18 years old. I suspected that I'd still be a virgin by 40, but still had the foolish hope I could overcome myself somehow. 19 years later, 3 more years to go for it to become reality. Time really flies.
I can't stand the look of my face in the mirror. I cringe at another human being having to look at me. I'd rather die in my hole. I don't wanna go for bottom of the barrel women.
You can't hate yourself. Nobody else is going to care about your success and happiness but you. I'm not saying you should be egocentric, but before you start looking for affection and intimacy with a woman; you gotta be comfortable in your skin. You are who you are, you cannot change how your features are. What you can control is the war within your head; don't let that shit poison you. It's like quicksand, very easy to sink into and destroy any semblance of confidence.
useless low inhib advice
if it makes you virgins feel any better, I dumped my long term girlfriend and haven't been happier since. I don't miss the sex and I even stopped drinking
The autism incel test for me is the following:
Do you prefer android or iphone?
The android has more storage or a better camera or is faster or all three for less money. But it isn't cool. If you can't understand why people prefer iphone it's over for you, I'm not saying if you have an android you're an incel but if you cannot understand why iphones are cooler it's over for you. Now be honest, Which do you prefer?
>It's real
Blackberry.
Android
FRICK IPHONE. israelitePPLE CAN KISS MY DICK.
>going into a rage about the type of phone someone uses
Yeah, incel virgins for life
you are literally proving his point
>BRO JUST HAVE A SHITTIER BUT MORE EXPENSIVE PHONE AND YOU'LL GET LAID
kys fricking troony
I prefer iphones for autismo reasons. They are significantly easier to use and I don't care about social media apps.
I had an iphone in the past and currently an Android because I don't give a frick and only got them when my plan offered a good deal. I only use my phones to call, text, GPS, Internet browsing, Youtube, Spotify, and Facebook.
I understand, I just can't care. Being cool and trendy isn't for me.
Everyone acts so put together but they all just stumble into situations. Life is a comedy.
Shit. I'm literally gonna be this in 9 years. Like I've made zero progress socially and have absolutely no plan on how to change. To be honest, I knew I was kinda fricked at like 22.
I have an iPhone, but it’s an 8 Plus.
Is that somehow related to the fact that I haven’t been laid in the last 7 years?
“Hard Virginity” is caused by neurological/endocrine damage, your signals are so off it lowers the chances of you ever getting laid to minuscule proportions.
aka being high inhib
Who stoicmaxxing here? Do the best you can with the cards you're being handed and stop caring.
yeah I also cope that I'm "stoic" for being a friendless socially avoidant shut in haha
Reminder if you have autism it's ok to be a virgin as you have a genuine diagnosed mental disability
Man I remember these exact threads like 10 years ago and I'm still here LOL. What an absolutely depressing ride.
to 10 more years anon! see you in the next thread
man can't even catch a dubs for his ten years celebration.
Being ugly should count as a disability. It's like being a racial minority but worse. No one talks about the discrimination. People have a negative opinion of you as a baseline. Forming friendships is much harder, not to mention your lack of experience.
>People have a negative opinion of you as a baseline
That's their problem, not yours. The difference between me and the virgins, autists and other frickwads on here is I've always had people to fall back on.
Not people who believed in me. But people I can fall back on when I hit a rough patch.
I don't look like the elephant man, but I've never treated my looks or my height as a hindrance.
Social anxiety is something you can remove through practice, falling and stumbling.
Would have been more realistic if he did a mass shooting
Would you guys rather have close male friends or a girlfriend/wife? I've always broken up with the girls I've been with and my male friends are still the only ones there for me at the end.
Close male friends all the way. If you have a solid group of bros that will back you up and cheer you on when you succeed, that's better than any girlfriend/wife. At least with guys, we'll just straight-up say shit to your face instead of being so goddamn vague and expecting us to be mind-readers.
homie YOU GAY
Bros before hoes man. Yeah having a loving hot wife that will be there for you is ideal as well as solid male friends, but at least male friends don't divorce-rape you like an unfaithful woman would.
Some friendships don't survive distance. And some do.
I know one day I will pass away
I can worry, I can cry, I can pray
But I rather like to dance instead
And look back on the great times we had
I don't need many friends
But those I have are real
Together we're down for life
United we stand, devided we fall
All for one and one for all
Reminder that there are literal amputees, burn victims and cerebral palsy addled people that have had meaningful sex while you have not
it is what it is
you guys are all so normal (unlike me who always get ignored in these threads for being too weird) idk how you struggle
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