In 2015 Steven Spielberg wanted Chris Pratt to play Indiana Jones. Harrison Ford and Kathleen Kennedy had other plans.
And now the franchise will die not with a bang but a whimper lmao
Shouldn't have fricked with Pratt, he has God on his side.
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I'm not sure if Chris Pratt has the grit to play Indy. And I'm sure Dial of Destiny will be fine.
Watch Terminal List. When he hangs a guy from his intestines, you may change your mind.
I didn't think he did 10 years ago but I think he's old enough now
Heh
crisp rat is a joke
The real joke is a 800 years Indy pair with a ugly as frick brit woman trying to make a Indiana Jones Movie
Frick K. Kennedy
Ford is about to be the biggest joke of the year
The joke that makes you a billion dollars. Indiana Jones would have been rebooted legit, guaranteed 3+ more box office home runs. Now they have some hag israelite and a dogshit film that will be lucky to break even
It won't break even. Who even wants to see it? GenX and the boomers that would have gone for the Harrison Ford nostalgia factor are sick of the woke shit. And millenials, women, and zoomers don't give a shit about the Indiana Jones franchise. Some 80 year old fart and an ugly 40 year old hag have zero pulling power. It will be an absolute flop of majestic proportions.
No one wants this movie, we want a good adventure story using practical effects & sets from the 80s.
All we get is green screen slop
>using practical effects & sets from the 80s
and lots of boobie traps
All that matters if what did George Lucas want?
Chris Pratt would have been a good Indy. I get why Harrison Ford wouldn't like it. the man has been on a mission to shit on his legacy for KK, she must have video of him raping women or something.
KK wants to destroy everything Lucas/Spielberg did and replace it with self insert girl boss shit.
>women
I can see Chris as Indie.
Although why people use Kathleen Kennedy's initials to shorten her name but not Chris Pratt's?
Her name is too long
WE GWAN TO HYPERSPACE
too many letters, too many syllables
You are right what's wrong with CP?
>hey guys want to come over tonight and watch the new CP Movie?
why spell the beast's entire name and give it power?
>why do people use initials to refer to someone with 5 syllables in their name and not for someone who has 2????
This.
She's not worth the effort to say or type her whole name.
I get tired of asking when KK will have a heart attack or stroke, just easier to type KK
I think switching to an animated format could work.
This. With The Bad Batch ending soon, Lucasfilm Animation could work on Indy's animated adventures.
As long as it's classic animation and not computer animated. Make it similar to old 30s cartoon, but with a modern twist. Kind of like when they made Hercules look like the designs on old Greek vases and shit.
No fricking calart.
Nah, Lucasfilm Animation only does 3D. It'd look like The Clone Wars.
So how bad is the new movie ?
Even Reddit hates it
>the jokes were unfunny
>the characters were unlikable
>feminist trash
>it's called capitalism.
Word of mouth will save it.
The word of mouth will kill it
It got panned by critics because Indiana Jones literally saves Hitler.
Can't replace Harrison Ford in this role. Pratt is too "dumb and handsome."
Should have just cast him as Indy's second lost son Chad Jones or something, better than that gross fleabag lady
>Chad Jones
kek
Christcuckiana Jones
>t.
ok seething Taliban chud
>Indiana Jones gets cucked beyond belief
>the movie loses millions
>the name "Indiana Jones" is forever tarnished
>the audience demands something fresh and well-made
>Chris Pratt swoops in and produces a new cool adventure franchise himself
I like it
That's what culture should do. Enough with reboots and remakes. Copy high concepts and continue archetypes but with new stories.
Why does anyone legitimately think some cheesy reboot with a generationally younger actor would've done anything better? How about stop picking at old franchises when the shit these franchises stole from are all still there ready for a new rendition?
>Copy high concepts and continue archetypes but with new stories.
Yeah, this. I guess the suits can't do this because 'memberberries are atleast a known metric in commercial success, even if it's a stagnation trap at the same time.
I like Pratt but I don't think he would have been a good Indy
They should just make a Short Round movie.
The second that Everything movie became a hit they should have scrapped the current shitpile and started a new one with him and Indy teaming up again. The timing on this new one, let alone the scolding tone, couldn't have been worse.
There's always next time.
HE'S ALREADY WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK!
PART TIME!
Bryce needs to play the love interest
People hate on Nu JP
but honestly it has 2 beautiful white leads and big fricking dinosaurs.
just trannies and film school snobs, those movies made money
What the hell if Fords problem wanting to destroy everything that made him big?
He's been doing it for decades. He hates Hollywood but love it's money. He,s trying to destroy it from the inside. And frick Calista while wearing an earing and nothing else.
He's not allowed to retire while he's still a draw.
So he wants his characters to die before he dies.
he's the type to pull the ladder up behind himself
I don’t think Pratt could have sold it. He doesn’t have the charm of the edge. Then again what we got instead was garbage so I’d take the alt universe instead.
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Chris Pratt has a soft, goofy face. He has no range outside of playing silly manchildren like starlord. There are simply no younger actors in Hollywood with the natural masculinity required for the role of indy. Might as well let the franchise die with Harrison
Spielberg could at any time he wants, do any number of old pulp novels as an adventure movie and have it be a hit.
But that was back before the ESG mandates guaranteed shit over quality. But Crystal Skull was shit. And while Pratt did his best with the JW movies, they sucked hole too. So it likely would have blown chunks anyway.
Cruise's The Mummy would have been a decent modernized adventure movie in that vein if the Dark Universe crap wasn't attached to it.
Him ending up with a dead sidekick was an interesting idea for an ongoing Mignola-esque supernatural adventure series.
A buddy who can walk through death traps etc, see other spirits would be a good feature.
Cruise himself shouldn't have been Mummy-powered at any time though.
Maybe in defeating the Girl Mummy he's granted a wish, and uses it to bring his friend back, but as a side-effect the friend has a bunch of weird supernatural powers that compliment further scenarios.
Good post.
i really do love harrison all his roles he comes across as a dick in intervuews but what the frick do i know and its kind of funny aswell
but truely he is sadly no longer an action hero will this one scrape by maybe i hope so
but we all know deepdown that the run is over on his phenomenal action career
everybody wants to see a badass grampa but inde at 20 30 40 even 50 was fine its getting abit much now sadly even in his 60s and 70s he looks amazing for his age but thats just it its for his age.
>Harrison Ford and Kathleen Kennedy had other plans.
good
the last thing we need is a religious fanatic chud playing Indiana
>leads 3 billion dollar legacy sequels
>'uhmm no sweetie troonybag must be it'
This is why you don't give power to secretaries
Chris Pratt has no charisma and is a bad actor, he sucked in Jurassic Park
He should stick to playing idiots. The cooler the director tries to make him the less likeable he is.
Chris Pratt sucks
i fricking hate christians
They'll be a CGI Ford with an AI voice eternally stuck in the 1930's soon enough.
Pratt would've been a shit Indy.
Ford should have returned but so should Mutt.
I wanted this to be one of the movies. I liked the game. It never happened.
Absolute waste of potential
>In 2015 Steven Spielberg wanted Chris Pratt to play Indiana Jones. Harrison Ford and Kathleen Kennedy had other plans.
I thought it was because Pratt turned it down
Why not have Pratt play an indiana jones type character in the present day?
See. This fricking guy. Ask him questions about Indy he becomes a grouchy old c**t but Oh God dont dare suggest recasting him. Turns out you do care you miserable old homosexual you just want free reign to act like a dickhole.
>In 2015 Steven Spielberg wanted Chris Pratt to play Indiana Jones
there was nothing wrong Shia taking over the franchise
But Spielberg is mad Shia went full Christian. Even thought that's clearly a grift.
And BTW don't give me the bullshit he got cancelled. Ezra got cancelled too. Didn't stop from The Flash from getting happened.
>But Spielberg is mad Shia went full Christian
And Chris didn't go full Christian? You're an idiot
Chris hadn't gone full Christian in 2015. Someone going full Christian is to israelites like showing the crucifix to a vampire.
>full Christian
>works in Hollywood
would have just been a different kind of shite but still definitely shite.
Would have been fun if he was Indy's son but dumb as frick and solved every problem with brute force and plot armor
Just saw Temple of Doom. Fricking great movie. Probably going to see the other two soon. Series should have ended after three or they should've gotten their asses into gear and made one two or three years after Last Crusade. Same with Star Wars. Why can't people just let sleeping dogs lie?
Anthony Ingruber or don’t make the movie
Chris Pratt is a charisma vacuum
Real talk would it be too hard to make a Last Crusade movie again with Harrison Ford role reversed as the wise old father figure and some new hot shot actor for the guys to project themselves on to?
Why make this complex politically charged flick with like 4 colored actors and a brown beaten Indy, this is a dumb franchise for dumb people bring back dumb fun.