In 2021 DC published a comic where Superman's mom fricked Lobo.
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In 2021 DC published a comic where Superman's mom fricked Lobo.
In 2021 DC published a comic where Superman's mom fricked Lobo.
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Whats funny was that Jor-El was cool with it because he was sending her to distract Lobo.
And she loved it.
We need a series where Lara becomes Lobo's ride-or-die chick.
Cuck-El
The Apple doesn’t fall far from the Tree
Go on.
That's it.
how is she talking while kissing him?
taking breaths between
Hot.
I fricked your Mom bastitch!
the best thing is that it's canon
>Black Label
>Canon
Geoff Johns said it is. He’s said other Black Label stories can be canon too
We could take Geoff John's word or we can think for ourselves.
There’s nothing in the story that contradicts canon. Superman’s mom is resurrected by cosmic god, she sucks Lobo’s dick and swallows Lobo’s cum, she dies again, the status quo is restored. Proceed next adventure.
The only “thinking” you’re doing is seething and denying.
There's actually nothing in the comic to suggest it could be canon because this is Tin Seely so he's using a Pre-crisis Zod and a bastardization of Mark Waid's krypton histography from Man of Steel mini
There's so much cuking going on in the Superman stories.
>In 2021 DC published a comic where Superman
Fan fiction
And It Was Everything
>Reading capeshit in 2024
Sad!
I love this comic it's so fricking stupid. It's great. Lara seems so happy with him I suspect she enjoyed that "undercover" work more than she let on.
she holding on that cigar in any more panels? o.O
For science
Just the page in OP I think.
Wow, they really did just write Superman’s dad as a full on cuck, that’s pretty sad
>Non canon
Nice try
It is canon though? Denying reality doesn’t change reality, gay.
The next time Lobo’s pounding Clark’s face to a pulp he should remind him how much his Mom liked getting pounded by him too
>I fricked Martha
>It's canon because...BECAUSE IT JUDT IS OKAY!!!!
Your cuck fantasies will never be anything other that coomer head canon, dropped like a hot potato for the next run.
Stop responding to bait from idiots.
Please relearn what “headcanon” is you crying child. It’s canon because its a comic story that was in the mainline comics and ongoing storyline published by DC. Too bad so sad.
>its a comic story
People read DC and Marvel? That’s moronic. They don’t exist outside the internet.
It's not canon but more importantly it's mediocre. It's a mediocre comic by Tim Seely who wants people to see him as the next grant morrison so instead of just showing us an uncensored Lobo vs Superman teamup we got a clunky ane unclear spacetime switch that was actually pretty boring to read.
It is canon though
>he used the pre-crisis design and changed krypton’s histography
So you mean every Zod/Krypton appearance ever?
No I'm pretty sure Tim Seely was using the least popular Zod in this story. In fact it was the Zod that never lived on Krypton but feel free to try and prove me wrong.
Now you’re just making shit up. The zod in the story was from krypton
No anon I'm nit making things up, the Zod Tim Seely was using was the Zod design from the 70s that was actually a brainwash soviet with kryptonian power.
But feel free to try and prove me wrong.
Yes I know he was using the DESIGN.
But the character in the damn story was from krypton. Movie designs are coopted for comics everywhere, it’s called synergy. Try reading scarecrow in anything after nolanverse
Zod in this story didn't look anything like Zod from the snyder Movies, I'm not talking about the movie designs.
This.
Like three issues of a comic called Lovo vs Superman and 2 of the 3 issues had them stuck on separate planets.
And the flow between each issue was terrible too like Seely forget entire portions of the story between them? Just a terrible showing all around with the art not even being up to the artist usual standard.
>It's a mediocre comic by Tim Seely
not just tim seely, he also brought along some female "comedian" to cowrite it in hopes of getting laid.
Hell Sarah Beattie might've actually written a better story by herself then with Seely co-writing with her.
But he's married and has a kid
And?
Seeley is gonna introduce Superman's half-sibling by Lobo eventually just you wait
That would imply Seely is capable of meeting reader's expectations and he isn't.
Sometimes, I feel Thor would be a better character to follow and aspire to be, fricking guy is as manly and even more a womanizer than Lobo. Superman will just let you down.
He’s not tho, since Thor’s a pampered little gay whose never known any hardship or hard work in his life, and even a cuck like Superman beat Thor up like a sissy and made him cry. A real man like Lobo would beat Thor toothless then frick both of Thor’s mothers while Thor cries like a piggy and begs daddy ofin to give him more odinforce
>whose never known any hardship or hard work in his life
Now I know you haven't read thor.
I have, that’s how I know he’s a bland empty mary sue only manchildren self-insert as.
At least Thor didn't get his mom plowed by a scumbag alien bounty hunter. DC would never let Batman get this shit happening to Martha Wayne.
>let Batman get this shit happening
Damn, thorcuck are such low iq brainlets…
No wonder they self-insert as a boring mary sue with no character.
>they self-insert as a boring mary sue with no character.
Sounds like Lobo which is why his fans love him. He basically insults capeshit with edge and lowbrow humor. Thank got this scene was reckoned as non canon
It wasn’t tho, this scene is canon
Nah. It's not popular enough and undersold and didn't even finish so it's non canon.
>a boring mary sue
You never read any Lobo comics, have you?
He's protrayed as a stupid loser all the time.
>he's protrayed as a stupid loser all the time
>Beats and kills superheroes on the reg and non canonical fricks superman mom.
Yeah he's not a Mary sue.
Canonically, cope
and kills superheroes on the reg
Really? What would be some of those regular examples? There must be plenty from what you say, let's see them.
You think Superman would be impressed seeing you talk like this?
>bland empty mary sue only manchildren
That literally Superman to a tee.
>Sometimes, I feel Thor would be a better character to follow and aspire to be
Did he ever get his balls back after the Jane Thor era?
Seeley is one of few writers in US comics who is unabashedly into sleezy smut, fanservice and stuff twitter thinks is "problematic". I fricking hate that that Cinemaphile has become so redditized they think he's bad when he's one of few keeping the spirit of old comics alive.
I'm not gonna praise a mediocre comic that couldn't even hang dong just because you want to be friends with Tim Seely.
Superman’s mom canonically kissed him on the cheek when they reunited then picked some of Lobo’s greasy pubes out her teeth
Non canon
This comic is canon tho, so yes canon
But not in-continuity.
Though feel free to try and prove this title actually is.
Sure Geoff, it's canon. In your wicked fricked head.
>another bait circle jerk thread
This is why BatCHAD is the coolest
The Batman who Laughs most likely raped Martha Kent to death and made Pa Kent watch him pleasing her better than he ever could before she dies
>headcanon vs an actually published comic
Nice try
Thr Batman who Laughs canonically tortured everyone in the DC universe to death one by one. It only makes sense when he killed Pa and Ma Kent he did it in the most horrible way possible and raped her
>It only makes sense when he killed Pa and Ma Kent he did it in the most horrible way possible and raped her
Fanfic inspired in a comic is still fanfic.
I can do it too: What if he raped him and made her watch?
isn't this just a silver age story?
That's no excuse for mediocrity.
Is Lobo gonna make a harem of Lara and Martha Wayne?
DC doesn't even have canon anymore. This is as canon as any other title and could be referenced at any time. There's no hard rule they have against it
>This is as canon as any other title and could be referenced at any time.
It's black label, I doubt it.
See
It's too mediocre to be bothered to be referenced.
as if that's ever stopped them before
So in addition to being an immortal badass biker dude who basically never loses, Lobo also had sex with Superman's hot mom, Lara?
This feels like some serious self insertion.
DC was still doing anti-Superman shit because of the fans reaction to Bendis
It’s why Jon turned gay and we got that Superman gets raped in prison story
Editors were just mad that everyone hated Bendis’s run
I’d be pissed to if I just dumped half a million on a well past his prime writer to come in and do what he does best, frick over everyone else’s stories
This is my guess of what happened
there is no other reason that the editors allowed stories that actively pissed off their readership
... Okay? And? I get the feeling you want me to be offended by this, but I'm not seeing how it's at all objectionable. What, a gal can't get a piece when she wants it? Frick you.
>What, a gal can't get a piece when she wants it?
She's married.
Yeah, to Jor-El. Again, I don't remotely blame her. Lara needed some action, and by god she got some.
why are you seething about it three years later
issue?