In a fully explained way, Palpatine has returned.

In a fully explained way, Palpatine has returned.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Empire is crap. The Rise of Skywalker is crap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dark Empire is crap.
      what a weird way of saying "I'M A homosexual!" lol

      Dark Empire was kino
      Tales of the Jedi/Sith was kino
      The New Jedi Order was kino
      the Prequels were kino
      and the Rogue Squadron was all kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        World Devastators would have made the First Order feel a lot more plausible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Dark Empire was kino
        >Tales of the Jedi/Sith was kino
        >The New Jedi Order was kino
        >the Prequels were kino
        >and the Rogue Squadron was all kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This guy gets it. Also add the Jedi Apprentice, Young Jedi Knights, Darth Bane Trilogy, and Darth Plagueis and it's fricking perfect.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No Jedi Prince?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dark Greetings

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I kneel

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like Dark Empire encapsulates the EU. It's pretty dumb, but it's clearly made with love. It isn't there to tear down what came before, but to just keep it going in the way that the writers, fans of the series, thought would be fun. I thought it was really stupid when I first came across it, but I'm glad it exists.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seven Dark Jedi = Knights of Ren
    Failed Palpatine clones = Snoke
    Byss and Eclipse-class Star Destroyer = Exogal and the Star Destroyer fleet

    It's nuts how much was lifted from Dark Empire

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when all the shills promised that the nu-canon wouldn't be as cheesy and stupid as the EU?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anti-Vong gays can get fricked.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Vogn sucked then, suck now, and will always suck. They were the antagonists from some hard SF military-horror novel dropped into the Star Wars universe, and they were fricking lame.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The Vogn sucked then, suck now, and will always suck. They were the antagonists from some hard SF military-horror novel dropped into the Star Wars universe, and they were fricking lame.
            yikes and cringe pilled bro. the vong were a great new enemy and changed up the dynamic from jedi vs sith and/or republic vs imperials - which was sorely needed at that point in the EU and if you look at what came after the Vong, back to jedi vs sith and republic vs imperial.... the EU basically stagnated and was dying and was part of why it was abandoned. The vong novels and the legacy comic book series were the real final chapter of star wars for most fans, with the novels coming after all feeling like a stretched out epilogue.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If they had stolen from the EU the movies might have been better. They just arrived on similar ideas by sheer chance and executed them about a thousand times worse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >If they had stolen from the EU the movies might have been better. They just arrived on similar ideas by sheer chance and executed them about a thousand times worse.
        anyone who actually believes they just randomly, by pure chance, came up with the same ideas as the EU and didnt just bastardize it probably also believes amber heard didnt shit on the bed, OJ was innocent, and joe biden won the election fair and square lol.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They had to have arrived there by accident because Palpatine wasn't even supposed to be in the ST originally.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      starkiller = galaxy gun

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda funny how all the shit parts of the old EU happened post ROTJ followed by Disney making an even worse version

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing right? A multi billion corp can’t produce better stuff.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Palpatine returning in any way is one of the worst ideas ever conceived. It completely ruins the RotJ ending.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like how virtually every dark sider antagonist after clone Palpatine came to the conclusion that clone Palpatine was a dark shadowy vampire and not a true Sith. Lumiya, Brakiss, Carnor Jax, Caedus, and Darth Krayt all thought & spoke so fricking low of clone Palpatine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      palpatine returning isn't that crazy of an idea for star wars, in fact its logical, the problem is execution. in a world with cloning and the force its not unreasonable. palpatine chasing immortality isnt just an EU think but also a major theme of the prequels. immortality/defeating death is the bait he uses to turn Anakin. the fear of death is central to how the sith control people so overcoming it for themselves would be an obvious objective. even the jedi and qui-gon's force ghost training obiwan/yoda to force ghost, etc is a form of immortality. just two different approaches to it. immortality was a major concept of the prequels and retroactively made it a big part of the original trilogy and thus a required part of the sequel trilogy.

      the problem was/is, again the execution and presentation of the concepts. dark empire did it a bit silly with palpatine's magical force posession trick to take over cloned bodies but then disney's version that happens in the sequel trilogy is basically the same concept but they did not explain it AT ALL well enough for their brainlet nu wars fanbase to understand.

      if you look at the overall arc of star wars, with the disney trilogy included(yuck i know) then it is about palpatine trying to find the most powerful human vessels of the force and then clone/take over those bodies/make a super force sensitive host body possess.

      it could have been a good story, but it was done so stupidly and not explained at all in any way the average audience would understand. palpatine just kinda shows up as a zombie palpatine for the last 5 minutes of the last movie, snoke is or isnt or maybe was a failed clone? maybe its explained in a book? who knows? not 90% of the audience! its never explained, we just see another snoke in a test tube. did palpatine wanna possess rey? or possess kylo? or make them have a baby and possess the baby? why did he want them to fight? who knows! not the audience!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I also think that there's an important distinction to be made between Dark Empire and Disney Wars. RotJ ends with Anakin sacrificing his life to do two things; he kills Palpatine, and he saves Luke. Reviving Palpatine undoes one of those, but in DE, it is Luke who goes on to defeat Palpatine the final time. Anakin's sacrifice is still worthwhile. In DW, Luke is a worthless frickup who contributes nothing of value. Anakin's sacrifice has no weight to it anymore.

        Honestly, the idea of some Sith using cloning technology to prolong his life, and ultimately being defeated by the daughter of one of his failed clones is a solid premise for a Star Wars story. Just not Palpatine, and obviously not the way DW did it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I find it hard to believe people actually object to anything palpatine in DE, he's totally menacing. The more legit gripe is R2 having world devastator codes, but even that is sort of earned. In a movie series based on dark empire, Luke's heel turn would be more fleshed out.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars should be like Final Fantasy, not focus on Skywalkers and the whole empire shit in every installment.
    Leave few basic things from the movies like the force and Jedi and make new stories like KOTOR set in different eras, different parts of the galaxy, with different characters.
    The EU fricked it up and now Disney repeated its mistakes. I hope every new Star Wars project fails if they are planning to do the same shit again and again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Star Wars should be like Final Fantasy, not focus on Skywalkers and the whole empire shit in every installment.
      >The EU fricked it up
      There is tons of EU content that doesn't focus on the Skywalkers and takes place in different eras.
      Tales of the Jedi
      The X-Wing Novels
      Darth Bane
      Republic Commando Novels/Games
      Dark Forces Saga
      etc.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sheev thread?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, this is a Star Wars thread. Sheev is Disney shit, and thus unwelcome.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WRONG
        BITCH

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What's the exchange rate between sheevs and morbs?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            going rate 1 sheev is worth about 12 morbs according to forex

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Disney bought the franchise and did a smear campaign against the EU and then proceeded to produce content that was basically a shitty bastardization of it? I remember.
    https://gizmodo.com/the-12-worst-things-in-the-star-wars-expanded-universe-5988376

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw they waited too long to make a sequel trilogy so we'll never get see Grand Master Luke in his prime in live action.

    Why live?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Star Wars story is really the tragedy of Darth Vader. That is the story. Once Vader dies, he doesn't come back to life, the Emperor doesn't get cloned and Luke doesn't get married

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares what Lucas thought even when he was running the franchise. Most of the best SW content came from things he had little to no involvement in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He changed his mind about this later, kind of.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Empire is good, George likes it and it was George who suggested the Emperor's return. Apologize!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Use the force Luuke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed Zahn.

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