>In an interview with Vanity Fair, Waller-Bridge addressed the elephant in the room regarding the sexualization of Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider franchise. "The boob conversation, we’re in it! We’re having it," Waller-Bridge said. Apparently, the conversation surrounding Lara's body type in the series has become a hot-button issue in the Tomb Raider writers room. According to Waller-Bridge, there are discussions on whether Lara should be portrayed with an athletic build or her traditional busty appearance.
>"She’s a tomb raider, so she’s incredibly fit," Waller-Bridge said. "She has to squeeze through tiny rock crevices all the time. It is a different experience squeezing through a small rock crevice when you have larger boobs than if you have smaller boobs." Waller-Bridge added that she doesn't want to use Tomb Raider to lecture viewers. "There are lots of shows out there that don’t hide the lesson that they’re trying to teach us," she said. "And they get boring quite quickly."
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Waller-Bridge is a literal moron with an obnoxiously ugly face
fricking hideous
I don't get it. So a flattie again because muh squeezing?
she's obviously never handled large squishy boobies in her life
she has fricked more women than you ever will
Girls can't love girls
women can't frick things moron
I miss the days when women would just get implants for a role... shit at this point you can just lipo fat from somewhere else and stuff it in the boobs and it's so much better
Stop making Lara flat ;_;
If they were serious about adapting Lara, they'd Pam and Tommy that shit and give the actress silicone prosthesis to get her to the right size. Heck, she'd be able to do "nudity" while still being covered up too.
Women don't get implants for roles, moron. Angelina just used a padded bra for her turn at playing Croft.
>moron
don't be so mean anon
but sometimes they do, one of the most famous titjobs was Demi Moore in 1996 when she was in Strip Tease.
I once dated a girl who played football (soccer) and had big boobs. Anyway, she taped those puppies up somehow and they were squished against her body
>ugly women want revenge against men
>take thing men like
>ruin it
>everyone hates it
>blame men for it's failure
How do we stop them?
stop consuming mass-media, unite and organize small decentralize communities, go full DIY, gatekeep hard, practice guerilla warfare,
If they come up with a Lara saying things against men and no skinny breasts and wearing burkas the series will flop and won't even have a second season
women like to cosplay curvy muscular lara croft wearing the classic costume and these hoolywood suits want to make a lara who dresses like a man
what happened to this b***h? OF bawd or married to a rich israelite c uck?
pregnant
and yes she kept taking pictures
>that pubic bulge
so fricking hot. fat juicy pussies are the best...i'd imagine
Never make the mistake of saying this in public, odds are any woman who might hear/hear about it is going to have either a saggy roast beef sandwich or a barbie slit and they hate being reminded of how hideous their gashes are, they will immediately begin insinuating you're a pedophile.
Got preggo and then started showing breasts. Such a waste of youthful beauty
That pussy is too big its kinda gross
Ugly white women want to destroy white men that don't want them sexually as a cope.
NO
TRANNIES WANT TO PASS
Forcing them to cast ugly women is the only way they can pass.
TRANNIES WANT TO PASS
It makes sense to them because they are showing you the superior intellectual version and you are a stupid moron for not getting it therefor it is mens fault again in the end for not appreciating them elevating the material to an intellectual level.
this woman is based. looked her up and she has made countless kinos and also ruined the gaygiest of franchises. what a BOSS
Annoying unfunny twat glad we deported her to muttland like Fat c**t Cordon
Those stupid fricks who never played the game care more about Lara's appearance than actual fans. Do those morons really think people played those pretty challenging game because of Lara breasts?
You must not have been alive back then.
I was. I started with Tomb Raider 2 on PS1.
I started on speccy 64
with miner @drawbridge
Based, me too. I must've spent days at her mansion and the obstacle course, good times.
I remember playing Tomb Raider 3 on PC. It didn't have mouse support so you had to move your view screen around using the numpad.
I still remember all of those secrets in the mansion, where you had to lock the butler in the freezer and do stupid timed parkour challenges. I was so hyped when I unlocked the quad bike race track.
Uh...I was a young man at the time and that's EXACTLY why me and my friends played it. Don't talk about things you didn't experience. Or if you experienced it, don't assume your experiences count for everyone else. I am not saying Lara Croft has to be busty in the film, but to suggest that many men didnt play it at least in part because of her appearance? Sorry, that's pure ignorance.
Did you even beat these games? Do you consider yourself a fan?
breasts and ass were the main draw of the games.
If you were alive back then, you'd know.
I mean, that's why I played it.
Look up the cover art for the old Tomb Raider games lmao Everyone played it for the breasts. Lara Croft without huge boobs isn't Lara Croft. They should cast Salma Hayek as Lara and gross a boobillion dollars at the box office.
Nonsense. Some people probably bought it for breasts, but I doubt many people played it for breasts.
people who never ever had any intentions of playing it knew who Lara was simply because of the giant boobs on the cover of the game, it was iconic stop pretending it wasn't
>Some people probably bought it for breasts, but I doubt many people played it for breasts.
There's no difference. This was back in the 90s pre-Internet when the only way to know if a game was worth buying was either word of mouth or purchasing a gaming magazine with reviews. The games sold because the cover art was a big booby woman. Fans associate Lara Croft with big boobs because that was the entire hook for the games.
This was also back in the day when magazines often included Demo Discs, so you could pop in a disc, install the first few stages, and try it out. And yes, I bought the magazines mostly for hot chicks dressed up in fantasy attire, but the games were fun too.
>Some people probably bought it for breasts, but I doubt many people played it for breasts.
It's the same fricking thing you idiot.
You never played the games and most likely were not even alive back then. Stop fricking lying, everyone can see through it.
>Killed james bond
>Tanked indiana jones
>Now she's coming for tomb raider
Jesus christ what is her problem with shit men like?
Escapist adventure fiction must die scum
you will enjoy sterile social realism and issue-of-the-day content
>"She’s a tomb raider, so she’s incredibly fit," Waller-Bridge said. "She has to squeeze through tiny rock crevices all the time. It is a different experience squeezing through a small rock crevice when you have larger boobs than if you have smaller boobs.
NuLara has reasonable boobies and she is still able to squeeze through. The whole bib boobs meme come from TR3, TR4 and so on when they were growing to caricatural size. 1st TR had basically triangle shaped tank top.
See this is what I'm talking about. They reached bursting point at TR5 and devs realized it looks comical.
Also who the frick cared about her boobs when 90% of gameplay you see from behind and it's about ancient puzzle resolving and dealing with deadly traps.
damn TR II Lara is so fricking cute!
Underworld lara was the most SEXO design and it's not even close. Perfect balance of the tech being there and the fact that feminists hadn't taken over everything yet.
fricking sultry dude
what a prostitute
also checked
she's cute and sexy there nice look overall makes me feel pretty melancholic i admit
I jacked off an absurd amount to Underworld Laura when I was a kid, and then an absurd amount to the new Laura now. Both are the best designs imo, the others are whatever.
You obviously haven’t played these games
I played all of them, including Lara Croft and Temple of Osiris. And I still like to play Egypt-centred The Last Revelation. One of my all time fav games.
Classic ones, so 1-5 use same engine and camera is basically glued to Lara's back, with Angel of Darkness having weird camera angles all over the place. When you turn around, camera turns around. Free camera was introduced in Legend/Anniversary/Underworld trilogy.
Her boobs were basically non-present in gameplay, and only appeared during rendered cut scenes.
my favorite thing from the early games was her ragdoll animation when she'd fall and break her neck
That shit was funny. I did it so many times on purpose it got to a point where I disturbed myself a little. She's hot, it's funny when she dies and I like seeing her swan dive and frick her shit up. I cut that shit off for my own health and never went back to it.
TRII Lara is far and away the best.
> who the frick cared about her boobs
ME. I CARED. IT'S ALL I FRICKING CARED ABOUT, AND EVERY FRICKING MAN WHO BOUGHT THE GAME YOU wienerSMOKING homosexual.
This is the entire fricking point and appeal of the character. I am so fricking sick of you revisionist history shitbags thinking you can make excuses for desexualizing female characters while keeping men as eye candy for you. If you hate boobs, you're a homosexual and I don't care what the frick you have to say.
No one who seriously played these games cared about her breasts. You don't even think about this when playing the game.
>y-y-you never cared! thats why we made her a bipoc lesbian now!
I kept turning the camera so I could see her boobs when I played Tomb Raider 2. Assuming makes an ass out of you.
Yeah, I'm sure you did that when a dozen of enemies tried to kill or when you were in a corridor full of traps.
It might be the appeal for casuals who never beat the games.
This is the most autistic argument I've ever heard. People care about how a character looks, the visual design of them, you're making this reductionist autistic "There were more important things!" argument that just makes no fricking sense.
Men picked up the game because Lara was busty and attractive. That's her appeal, that's why she was the IT video game girl of the 90's. They then cared about her and wanted to keep her out of harm because she was attractive. You can say this about literally everything, understand how impossibly autistic you sound asserting that because something didn't matter *to you* it mustn't to anyone else. You've been proven wrong, be a grown ass adult and move on.
"I bought the game because boobs therefore everyone did" is the EXACT SAME ARGUMENT you fricking stupid idiot
Every ad pushed her boobs into your face, she was overtly sexualized and that's a good thing. Big boobs are her most iconic feature. Stop pretending otherwise.
>overtly sexualized
In the games? Not really. Sex sells and this was especially true in the 90s. They advertised a lot of games like that.
What are you even arguing dude, of course Eidos isn't publishing a porn game. But she had big breasts.
wow, way to move the goalposts. No one would have bought the games if they were shitty games, they would have just jerk offd to the ads and posters and moved on. Imagine being so moronic that you argue good gameplay isn't important to the popularity of a fricking video game just so you can own the feminists
Nobody is talking about gameplay moron, we are talking about her having big breasts and people enjoying them. Go back to Cinemaphile.
>No one would have bought the games if they were shitty games
STOP MAKING THESE moronic, GENERALIZED STATEMENTS THAT ARE SO EASY TO PROVE WRONG.
Lots of people bought Deathtrap Dungeon. It was a shit game. So why did people buy it? You're looking at it. Haydee and Haydee 2 sold millions more copies than Forspoken. Want to know why? Google the main character homo.
>Lots of people bought Deathtrap Dungeon
Ah, yes. That explains why I've never heard of it.
>That explains why I've never heard of it.
Lmfao, this fricking autist. Post after post of "Well, if I don't know about it, it doesn't exist!" You're not the center of the fricking universe you absolute tard. It sold so well they ported it to steam decades later where it continues to sell fairly well.
>Ah, yes. That explains why I've never heard of it.
That's because you're a zoomer moron pretending he grew up with the Tomb Raider games. Just shut the frick up man.
I just remember the ad in a old videogame magazine I found and unfortunatly it gave me a fetish
Core were against a lot of the overtly sexual marketing.
Please point out all the gameplay on display in this ad.
homosexual.
TR2 had fixed camera, when you turn left or right lara turns left and right.
The 'freecam' that allows you to move and view around is from first person view from her eyes POV.
Are you some sort of autistic sociopath or something? You're talking to someone who just told you they care and you're saying "no one cared". Shut the frick up, your argument has been proven wrong. Her breasts are the most iconic trait about her. YOU don't care, because you're gay. And what no one really cares about is what homosexuals have to say.
His point is that the games were popular because they were fun, well designed games. Really shouldn't be that hard to understand.
breasts are still important. It's like making a Mario movie without his moustache
>You paid $50 to gamestop for porn.
Simps should be hanged tbh
Why are you shaming women? You know most women choose which movies to watch based on how attractive the male stars are. Sex scenes are vastly more important to women. Why is it only things men like you demand be desexed? Why are feminists so miserable and worthless?
Go be stupid, fat and ugly somewhere else.
BASED. Now you're seeing them for what they are, dude. Only gays/trannies and bitter post wall women dislike beauty being shown. Why? Bitter post wall women can't compete and won't fix their bodies or lifestyles to get the mate they want. It's far, far easier to hope your words make an impact. Especially if you cry loud enough which is all women. Healthy At Every Size and shit like that? Women who failed evolution who are crying that they are still suitable for love and breeding when they've closed themselves off from having a realistic relationship. Chasing shadows of the "perfect man" who adheres to all of their bullshit while tolerating being with an unhealthy partner whose issues are going to complicate your bank account in the future.
gays and trannies literally have no argument. They go along with women because they like to mimic what they will never be. They're stupid like that. I remember listening to some gay shit on I think it was Velma and then he began to unironically go off on a rant because there was a high-school beauty pageant. "Oh no it's pedo-coded these characters are underaged!" Like yeah no I can't take any man seriously when once denigrates himself to promoting something a b***h would argue for. Like he'd complain if a bunch of hunky 17 year olds went topless in front of him. So yeah dude no straight man should ever care about what trannies or gays have to say when it regards attractive women. They are literally out of their element.
nobody would have cared at all about the series if she didn't have giant pixel boobs
Nonsense.
Literally all of the ads revolved around her sex appeal. They wouldn't have advertised the game that way if people didn't care.
See, the thing about lying is that you can only fool the people who don't personally know better. I know you weren't even alive back then so you probably don't realize how utterly ridiculous your lies are.
>I am so fricking sick of you revisionist history shitbags thinking you can make excuses for desexualizing female characters while keeping men as eye candy for you.
it's so fun to make up problems.
>it's so fun to make up problems.
Must be why libtards keep doing it
>make up problems
Made up? Huh, then why do you still have no reply to this:
just did, moron.
>winter soldier Lara
>catwoman Lara
>e-girl Lara
homies really don't know about Chronicles?
old tomb raider prostitutes looked like fricking trannies
I wish someone would do a compilation like this but show the asses.
boobs are just fat
they're quite squishy and compressible
if anything having larger breasts and a looser fitting shirt would be more ideal
>The whole bib boobs meme come from TR3, TR4 and so on when they were growing to caricatural size
They were always huge, and your own picture proves it
>They were always huge
this, it was her main selling point right from the beginning
Brehs it's not even about that
I don't give a frick that lara is a tomb raider
Boobs size are genetics how the frick does that have anything to do with it ?
If she has big boobs she has big boobs what is this dispotic utilitarian way of thinking ?
SHE CANNOT CHANGE HER BOOBS SIZE DEPENDING ON OCCUPATION
LARA HAS BIG BOOBS
Why is she in every fricking thing right now?
Fleabag was truly that good.
Objectively, every other answer is mong cope.
>Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge was born inHammersmith, London, on 14 July 1985,[3][4]the daughter of Michael Cyprian Waller-Bridge, founder of the electronic trading platformTradepoint,[5]and Theresa Mary, daughter of Sir John Edward Longueville Clerke, 12thBaronet, employed by theWorshipful Company of Ironmongers.[6][7][8]The Bridge, later Waller-Bridge, family were soldiers and clergymen, who came to rank among thelanded gentryofCuckfieldin Sussex.[9][10]Her grandfather, Cyprian Waller-Bridge (1918-1960), "a Wodehousian sort of character... 'the eccentric son of an eccentric vicar'",[11]was an actor and BBC announcer.[12][13][14]On her father's side, she is a descendant of the Revd Sir EgertonLeigh, 2nd Baronet, and a distant relative of politician and authorEgerton Leigh,ConservativeMPforMid Cheshirefrom 1873 to his death in 1876.[15][16]
>White privilege
Is anybody surprised?
>((white))
>the landed gentry of Cuckfield
>Cuckfield
>"There are lots of shows out there that don’t hide the lesson that they’re trying to teach us," she said. "And they get boring quite quickly."
What the frick does this even mean?
She's saying people are responding negatively to the blatant propaganda so she's going to try to make her ideological insertions more subtle/hidden.
elephants painting their toenails red to hide in cherry trees tier subtle
>elephants painting their toenails red to hide in cherry trees tier subtle
Did you just come up with this phrase? It's so unique to me yet you say it as if it's a proverb.
probably some shitty turd world idiom, don't forget most """people""" on this board are esl capeshitters
>Waller-Bridge added that she doesn't want to use Tomb Raider to lecture viewers. "There are lots of shows out there that don’t hide the lesson that they’re trying to teach us," she said. "And they get boring quite quickly."
This is...odd. This is the last b***h i would expect to say something like this,is she lying so people don't inmediatly dismiss this shit?
She's pulling a Kevin Smith and blatantly lying through her disgusting teeth.
>There are lots of shows out there that don’t hide the lesson that they’re trying to teach us
What was Tomb Raider trying to teach us?
start liking women with flat chests you bigot
>is she lying so people don't inmediatly dismiss this shit?
obviously
John Lennon was right, Woman is the Black person of the world, just not in the way he meant
Lara hasn't had huge breasts in like 15 years. The image on the right is proof of that. That's pre-reboot Lara. Why are they even having this conversation?
Lara hasn't had a good game in 15 years either.
>Lara Croft has the kind of body any man would want on their girlfriend
>Walled-Fridge meekly hiding her flat bullshit no one wants to look at anyway
They know they can just design any crevices slightly larger right?
Flat stupid b***h doesn't know anything about the divine lust or appreciation men have for a good pair of breasts.
Unless Lara is a fat, black trans woman who's quadriplegic then I ain't watching.
>it's real
No fricking way.
This is the same shit as black washing. Just create a new character instead of co-opting an existing character.
Lara Croft is a giant chested gun-toting maniac. Who fights against raptors and tigers while doing gymnastics in ancient temples. If you don't like it then don't make a fricking movie about her.
Producers are greedy and risk-adverse so they prostitute out existing IPs to feminist writers who then proceed to dismantle everything people liked about the IP because they'd rather be doing original stories instead of this cash grab. So they miscast everyone on purpose because they hate their jobs and they hate you. Don't watch shit if you don't like what you see. Lara's breasts are part of her character because video games and TV are a VISUAL medium. Expect this abortion to come and go without a peep. Producers will move on to wreck another IP.
>man feels inferior
>creates platonic ideal through art
>woman feels inferior
>nerfs the woman character's greatest assets.
>have big booba
>sorry you can't do any tomb raiding, off to your office job with you
great, instead of alledgedly bodyshaming girls with small breasts we're now openly bodyshaming girls with big breasts
it's literally just
>le old thing bad
>le new thing good
most moronic apes on the fricking planet
Plz dont critize the Apes , or I will get General Urko on you
I used to spend my grandads robbed pension in the chinkie on the donkey kong machine
New Lara is a pathetic wimp. It's hilarious how they claim this is the proper feminist version.
Oh for the sake of frick
Lara croft is supposed to be the ultimate woman
She's hot and sexy, brilliant and respected, she's moneyed but grounded and she's educated but lives for a thrill
She's both beautiful yet unavailable, a tease who's in control and she knows it
She's hyper athletic and slim, her proportions are IDEALISED (not SEXUALISED) because she's designed to be the ultimate unrealistic female form
She's not a frick ugly middle aged flabby woman
Lara's boobs are completely irrelevant to her squeezing ability. And in general since they are natural, she can just squeeze them. That would be concern if she had implants but that's not the case.
Moreover, latest Tomb Raider trilogy use semi-interactive cuts ends when loading larger areas. Lara carefully slips into tight gaps, with animation showing her stepping sideways and getting in, while level loads up.
Devs literally used her boobs as element of level loading. With small boobs they wouldn't have such fluent gaming experience and you would gave shitty loading times interrupting your gameplay.
>Waller-Bridge
>Tomb Raider
Fricking cringe.
is this the girl with the poo stain on her forehead? that's who they are getting to play video game babe Lara Croft? lmao
I heard from a robot guy
shes planned to be Kennedys apprentice , when that shitbag is sacked /Let Go
For me, it's 2
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isn't this body shaming? she's basically saying that fat women can't be adventurers
>inb4 Melissa McCarthy as Lara
>women being jealous of a fictional character
lol
>There are lots of shows out there that don’t hide the lesson that they’re trying to teach us
do we really need a Lara Croft show to teach us lessons? isn't there enough shitty propaganda out there? why can't we just get a decent action show about raiding tombs with a hot broad as the lead role?
We can't have an adventure movie with a hot babe as the lead. Who wants that? We need a show about a fridge body hag lecturing us about real world issues like immigration, diversity and capitalism.
ugly pooface
They're making a new Tomb Raider movie? Who gives a frick. I'll just watch the original for the 50th time.
Damn how do you have enough brain cells left to form a cohesive sentence?
>the elephant in the room
Tomb Raider is a game for boys is just leave it like this as well as Super Mario, respect the fans is what they should do, the only elephant in the room are them
Tomb Raider is actually really popular among women.
yea because girls like big breasts as well, Mythbusters already proved that
didn't this gal do the typical ageing roastie thing and complain about being sexualised while doing this show?
of course, but that's her fault
Yeah because Lara is portrayed as a hot cool chick that guys want to frick. She wants good dudes to frick her, kills bad dudes, raids tombs and doesn't afraid of anybody. Doesn't mean women are Tomb Raider's primary demographic. Doesn't mean women are the core consumers of Tomb Raider because they're WAY not.
time to download and binge on Relic Hunter and watch hot girls raid tombs
>women get a 6'4" Superman
>men get another flat-chested Lara Croft
we really do live in a matriarchy
and if you complain about it you're a small-dicked virgin :^)
nah you're just a baby
How in the frick is this low tier average looking b***h in anything? What the actual frick?
rich dad bought her roles
Wonder if it gets cancelled before dial of destiny ends its run
>caveman arms
ooga booga muchachos
It's very boobist of her to assume busty girls can't do everything flat-chested, masculine-bodied women can.
Nice breasts. Shame about the abhorrent prostitute.
Why don't they cast Angela white as Lara? I mean, it's a fantasy series anyway.
I don't get why they're trying to turn Lara into some kind of sports athlete or saintly explorer. She's not an archaeologist. We're talking about a character who, if she can't get a door open, blows the whole shit up and doesn't mind destroying an elevator if it brings her up faster.
Waller-Bridge doesn't strike me as obsessed with SJW activism among modern TV/Filmmakers. It was there in Fleabag and Killing Eve (I stopped watching when that show got handed to new people, couldn't say if it got really preachy later on) but not enough to detract from both series being entertaining.
The larger issue is she's miscast for Lara Croft.
>Waller-Bridge
more like Walled b***h
Spot on.
Seething jealous and flat cat piss women strikes again
Reminder the average cup size in America is a fricking D
>Reminder the average cup size in America is a fricking D
America, frick yeah!
>the average cup size in America is a fricking D
yeah but that's the men
nevermind its c cup but still
stop letting these jealous flat hags control the narrative and body shame real women
>highest bust
>highest BMI
That's just fat anon.
even so, it doesnt give flat chest mongrel inbred women the right to come in and shame big tittied beasts.
No, you were right the first time. It's D in the US.
If you eliminate third world countries (starvation, malnutrition) D is worldwide average.
>If you eliminate third world countries (starvation, malnutrition) D is worldwide average.
According to your map there are only 6 countries that have D cup or larger and two of them are third world.
>Waller-Bridge added that she doesn't want to use Tomb Raider to lecture viewers. "There are lots of shows out there that don’t hide the lesson that they’re trying to teach us," she said. "And they get boring quite quickly."
Is she talking about her own work? Because this feels like a stunning declaration of a lack of self-awareness otherwise
Wait, is she playing basically the same role in two different movies?
>nepotism hire ruining a video game adaptation
Yeah, that sounds like hollywood
I'm beginning to have british women.
>should be portrayed with an athletic build or her traditional busty appearance.
Have these people never watched the olympics? Or any sport?
what the frick does that have to do with indiana jones
>>"She’s a tomb raider, so she’s incredibly fit,"
Note that this only applies to making her ugly. This chestlet wont hit the gym and get a rock climber's boy. You know, the body of a fit woman who clambers, climbs, and squeezes around shit.
>It is a different experience squeezing through a small rock crevice when you have larger boobs than if you have smaller boobs.
WTF? This is so moronic. The average man has a 6 inch larger chest circumference than the average woman. Are there no male cavers or potholers?
she said it's a different experience, not that it's not possible.
There are a shitload of busty female athletes, including gymnasts. Just hire one of them, realize your argument is just you hating breasts and shut the frick up.
Picture didn't attach for some reason. But yeah, just hire this chick. No excuses.
But anon, none of these girls can act, unlike the non-attractive women that we hire, who totally can!
you guys do realize porn exists, right?
Found your picture.
Found yours.
There's nothing on that short about boobs or mocking trannies who say "porn exists", clearly that is not my picture.
>argument devolves into "YOU LOOK LIKE THIS THEREFORE WRONG!"
Gentlemen, we're here to talk about boobs.
>"There are lots of shows out there that don’t hide the lesson that they’re trying to teach us,"
....everything you've done, ever?
Hilarious s(he thinks s(he's hiding anything, let alone capable of writing something too complex to be understood.
Obviously boobs need to be big. Don't pretend it's an issue of realism, badass boss b***h adventure has zero shred of realism. DUMB troony c**t!
James Mangold hit it out of the park, this is a top 2 Indiana Jones movie
>she ruined her shot at Indiana Jones, a multibilliondollar cultural icon
>they're already giving her another chance at destroying another popular IP
LOL
LMAO
Um, seems kinda discriminatory toward women with large breasts. This body shaming is givin me the ick right now ngl
>There's nothing on that short about boobs or mocking trannies who say "porn exists", clearly that is not my picture.
>troony this triggered because he got called out on his plebbit "porn exists" argument.
Just don't make stupid arguments next time lol. Greentext this with a picture if you admit you're wrong and butthurt.
A strawman doesn't count as calling me out, nice try though. Try refuting the argument rather than coping with "Yeah well I bet you're unattractive so THERE"
It's not about you being unattractive, it's about you using an argument popular with ugly people who want to shame male sexuality and lower beauty standards so they feel less ugly while themselves still consuming plenty of porn. Porn serves a separate purpose.
On top of that, what fricking message do you think you're sending to women if you tell them "If you look like you actually went through puberty, the only place for you is porn you worthless prostitute"? Because that's literally your moronic fricking logic.
No one is "shaming your sexuality", don't be histrionic. You are annoying because you constantly complain about stupid, unimportant things. No one is depriving you of seeing boobs, they're fricking everywhere. THAT is the point.
>No one is
Autistic generalized statement, unable to speak for yourself, required to constantly make collectivist statements because of low intelligence and severe mental moronation.
> No one is depriving you of seeing boobs
You are actively trying to you autistic narcissist. What you find stupid and unimportant is not universal. Obviously it's important to me. Your opinion is stupid and unimportant. Your taste is stupid and unimportant. Your posts are stupid and unimportant. Shut the frick up.
>Autistic generalized statement, unable to speak for yourself
Yeah you don't get to complain about that after you said I was some internet troony you've been stalking simply because I said a similar sentence.
>Obviously it's important to me.
That's because you're a manbaby and a homosexual.
>Yeah you don't get to complain
Yeah, yes I do actually. I get to say whatever the frick I want and you can do nothing but menstruate angrily out of your neovag. You made a stupid argument, you need to be mocked for it. Don't make stupid fricking arguments, and you don't be made fun of for it. Duh. People like having attractive characters to look at, that doesn't mean they want porn. Pretending this is the case is ironically histrionic and definitely kink shaming as you're asserting if you want characters to look like they were designed you're some coomer or some bullshit.
Let's just cut the crap here shill, here's the bottom fricking line. Lara will have big breasts or we're not supporting your project and you'll shit out another bomb, you got it homosexual? That's all there is to it. Cry, whine, lecture, doesn't fricking matter. You will give us what we the consumer want and that's IT. So shut your homosexual mouth, suck consumer dick or go die homeless.
>be sex positive! love who you are and love your body!
>unless you have average sized breasts
what a fricking time
Absolutely insane mogging.
Reminder that 90% of wokeness is ugly women mad at beauty, desperately trying to lower the bar of attractiveness so they can remake the world to perceive them as frickable.
and 90% of anti-wokeness is ugly men mad at women who won't touch their penises
Your rhetoric is unimpressive, and you will die your father's son.
>TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES
meds now
are you demanding meds? your un-guy pills?
>t-thing you just said, but YOU instead
terminal brain disease, everytime
>wow you are so unoriginal
>said while posting a copied and pasted meme
>Ugly men want to celebrate women as beautiful and powerful.
Okay, so all the handsome men are the ones reminding you that you're weak and ugly? You really didn't think this out uggo.
>literally spend every waking minute saying "women are holes" and "all women are prostitutes"
>ummm actually we're trying to EMPOWER women sweetie
kek, can't have it both ways incel
You're the only one to have said "women are holes" in this thread, and also the only person to say "empower".
You're gonna get a splinter fighting all these strawmen, troon.
>I said I wanted to celebrate women as beautiful and powerful, not empower them!
Confirmed for not knowing what words mean
here comes the strawmanning and schizophrenia
https://www.haaretz.com/2013-11-26/ty-article/.premium/ashkenazi-gene-increases-schizophrenia/0000017f-e04b-d75c-a7ff-fccfa3e10000
>here comes the strawmanning
>he says while providing a link about ashkenazi israelites that is a blatant strawman
I smell a femcel.
Too bad they won't offer men the same attempt at equality.
170 pound goblin women all think they deserve a 6 foot Chad.
>desperately trying to lower the bar of attractiveness
Yeah, they're literally trying to fight fricking EVOLUTION. It won't work. Some stupid homosexuals cope and fall for it and they deserve the beasts they were too weak to stave off.
>she was never sexy! that's a conspiracy!
we are here
Who would be your ideal Lara, Cinemaphile?
Nothing's allowed to be fun anymore.
So of course the feminists spamming this thread find this disgusting, right? And Thor being stripped naked and gawked at? Most men don't have perfect abs, most of them have beer guts. So we should do away with all of these muscles and chiseled chins right? And average male height is what, 5'10? But but, that's a eurocentric view, there's more Asians out there and their average male height is 5'6. And most men experience some degree of male pattern baldness, only 1% of them are rich.
So no more of this shit, right? It's unrealistic. No more shirtless muscle men. They all need to be short, fat, bald and poor, right? For realism.
If no, shut the frick up about breasts.
Feminists conspicuously avoiding responding to this post lol.
Bingo.
yeah it's pretty gross, no one wants to see your nipples or your next testosterone freak out. do away with all these overmuscled uggos. bring in the cute, well-clothed, k-pop boys.
K-Pop boys aren't realistic either though. Most men aren't feminine, no male pattern baldness, wealthy, no beer gut.
You didn't address the point at all, you just dismissed one aspect of it while ignoring everything else. So now you've made it personally. Will you accept all your "k-pop boys" being replaced with short, fat, bald, poor men? If not you're a hypocrite and need to stfu.
Hollywood has always been full of fat & ugly fricking men who aged like milk. You are not oppressed.
>You are not oppressed.
Keep avoiding th argument because you have no counter. I accept your concession and full admission you're wrong.
>You are not oppressed.
Neither are you when the entire society coddles you. Big breasts in media are not a fricking personal attack at you and you are fooling nobody with your excuses and revisionism.
Don't forgot the deep man-cleavage on the old Indy poster that looks like it came straight off the cover of a "bodice-ripper" novel for women.
They consider it to be reparations.
>create a critically acclaimed Amazon show because your family is wealthy and has connections
>immediately sell out to Hollywood
>kill James Bond
>ruin Indiana Jones
>humiliate Tomb Raider
What’s her endgame?
LOST
Big booba actresses are discriminated against and I'm tired of it. They even mutilate themselves just to be considered for roles. This shit has to stop.
>everyone ITT saying "you can just press them down all the same, you can squeeze huge breasts through the same gaps"
>this genuine boob press gif proving them wrong
kek. there's only so much you can compress all that meat and fat.
I watched that shitshow just for those and it wasn't worth it but god damn do I wish I was crushed between them right now
true true, there's only soo much you can do to them, it's not like you can even just bind them down and get them out of the way after they get to a big enough size
>true true, there's only soo much you can do to them
Oh I have a lot of ideas
>athletic build or her traditional busty appearance.
>she’s incredibly fit
producers like to babble this but never cast anyone with actual strenght like emily blunt or jessica biel
Remember when they cast Alicia Vikander who has the curves of a piece of cardboard?
I like her face and accent, but she needed prosthetic boobs for the role.
We literally had perfect Tomb Raider movies but people ignore them because they can't appreciate fun.
I enjoyed them.
Why is it that when men rightfully complain about something that keeps happening over and over and over again, we're told to sit down, shut up, take it, accept it, and if you don't, you get called names?
And you do as you're told? Tell them to frick off already.
I do... by not buying their shit. Still doesn't make what they're doing right.
Reminder:
this should be condensed. a lot of panels are redundant and/or verbose. good stuff otherwise
>lets alter Lara to de-sexualize her despite game standing on its won as unique tomb exploring experience
>'desexualized' nu Lara is even more sexy and becomes main selling point as nobody cares about tombs anymore and theres more rule34 of her than ever
Anyone else LOL'd at this? They idea backfired like never before.
The games bombed, and eventually lead to Square selling off all their western assets, but the model was used to make porn. The ironic thing is all the porn gave her back her breasts lol.
>The ironic thing is all the porn gave her back her breasts lol.
That's all the Injustice 2 models did as well. Wonder Woman, Supergirl...no one did a fricking thing with their models forEVER until a based anon gave them all fat breasts and curvy bodies like how they should have looked in the game because that's the why/how of fans liking these characters: sex appeal first and foremost
Nu-Lara is literally designed as some degen rape fantasy fodder. Old Lara was actually bad-ass and fun female version of Indiana Jones.
Is there a porn of 90s Lara femdomming
nu-Lara? Preferably with a strap-on
Do not apply realism standards to my pulp fantasy, you instantly prove the final product will be shit. There is no refutation, there is no "wait and see" there is no "maybe it will be good this time" she is coming flat out and telling you this film is anti-life, anti-beauty, and anti-femininity, all under the guise of an appeal to realism (I.E "well well if tomb raider was real how could there be le dinosaurs lol? sorry in our serious version she doesnt kick dinos!") the point is it is not real and in this fictional reality beauty is a trait of important morally good characters. Therefor to deny this is to deny the source material, and if you are trying to sell me something I like stripped of things I like about it you are trying to deceive me. SIMPLE AS. This replies to the last reboot film and the last 3 shit games, minus the spin off side series which retains the classic feel. These hollywood c**ts thrive on people not pointing out everything I just said, they want half truths and meaningless banter. If everyone calls them out they will be pushed into a corner. Theyre egomaniacs and obsessed with controlling online discourse because its the final weapon they have.
>Ywn hug Lara Croft and have her watch you play her game
That son of a b***h had it made.
Best day of that kid's life.
>peaking at 13 years old
must be hell
Thirty years later, his wife files for divorce. The judge is very lenient in the sentencing, he just keeps smiling through the entire proceedings. He's packing up his things and leaving the house, he kisses his kids on the head. "Bye honey." his ex wife finally breaks down "Why can't I break him?! Why is he always so fricking happy?!"
As he drives away he recalls "I rested my face on Lara Croft's boobs" and unsconsciously tilts his head to the side imitating the motion.
Id imagine when old dudes die memories like those flood through their mind and they pass with a smile on their face
I don't know whether I'd want Lara sitting in my lap as I play, or leaning over my shoulder to whisper sexual encouragement into my ear. Maybe sitting in my lap with her arm around my shoulders to do both.
What a little chad, didn't shake her hand, just went straight for the hug, didn't hover hand her waist, went straight for the hips. What a great time to be alive.
gross
tomb raider was always a garbage franchise
they have never made a good game even though they made like 50 games.
meanwhile uncharted trilogy (we don't talk about the fourth one) is a masterpiece. naughty dog showed how to make a proper tomb raider game.
>automated cinematic scripted set piece platforming
Just admit that TR mechanics gated your fun and Uncharted is an easy babby game with too much cinematic bullshit
Imagine the mad head she does to the producers to keep getting big roles like these after everything she's in that isn't a comedy flops
What are you all and about? This all sounds pretty reasonable.
You know some soi male writer started the conversation off by saying big breasts were sexist and Lara should have like more like a marathoner’s body to try and get in good with Phoebe, but sounds like they’re not doing that
Did they not play the modern games, at all? They already fixed that shit, Lara is more petite and is still pretty attractive. Those games were supposedly a hit with feminists, I mean they were always making articles about how the old boomer fans hated them for making Lara less boobalistic and more emotional. This hasn't been a controversy in over a decade now.
>Those games were supposedly a hit with feminists
They have decently high sales and I think that came about because of general console exclusivity and the good will brought on by the first game in the trilogy because holy shit the story and gunplay SUCKED in the third. The second wasn't anything special on the first aside from Lara looking way hotter.
So, Fleabag is going to destroy Tomb Raider, too?
Good to know. So, basically, if she's cast - it's going to be shit.
Is Fleabag some sort of doomsday device made by evil henchwoman Kathleen Kennedy to destory the film industry?
There's more porn of nu-lara with her smaller breasts and more realistic body that there ever was of old lara. So I don't know, I think the whole issue of boomer lara and her gigantic breasts is just one of those old things everyone keeps brionging up even though it's already proven a more "realistic" and less sexualiced version of her would still be considered hot and have lots of coomers on her.
thats because old lara was like a caricature bimbo sometimes even little offputting with her weird proportions while nulara is much more natural and you just want to see her abused and done degenerate things to her
of course cause its modern back then technology sucked so no porn
t. liar
Phoebe Waller Bridge is horrible casting. a very plain middle aged woman playing Laura Croft.
>declaring herself a true fan
Oh frick off you posh b***h, you never looked at a video game in your life with anything other than contempt or dollar signs in your eyes.
Why do some people think it is wrong for an actress to have large breasts?
Hollywood is full of pedos and bitter feminists who hate more attractive women
>uhm acktually it is impossible to have big breasts and be athletic at the same time
These are the same people lecturing you about body positivity and saying men don't know anything about women's bodies
>but it's totally possible for someone built like a linebacker to play in the girls' middle school soccer team
Favourite Tomb Raider Cutscene?
https://streamable.com/1a65fu
>boobs boobs boobs boobs
boring. nobody pays attention to her sexy moans and thats what matters more than set of inflated pixels
for me she can be flat chest A cup as long as her moans make me diamonds
They keep giving projects to people that hate the original IP then wonder why it fails.
THIS IS WHAT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD LOOKS LIKE NOW AND YOU WILL LIKE IT CHUDS
She doesn't even have Lara's face or straight hair. This is a total waste.
Here's why monarchists are moronic subhumans. This b***h is royalty. That's the only reason she's getting pushed in our faces.
Frick you Cinemaphile, you had me unironically worried she was going to cast herself as Lara Croft. I don’t get you c**ts crying about wahmen and israelites but this one ruined my day with her shitty No Time To Die. For my mental health, I will return to plebbit to look at a cat subreddit while you chuds seethe about something she isn’t even doing.
I think Emma would work if we could convince her to wear silicone boobs.
How big is too big?
The frick is the point? I hate these movies where women literally just wear fake rubber breasts. Maisie did it, the chick in the Pam & Tommy movie did it, and that Angelyne movie was the most depressing example of it. No. Frick off prostitutes. There are plenty of actresses with the right physique for the part.
Here's a shortlist specifically for Lara:
Hayley Attwell
Jordan Phipps
Alexandra Daddario
Emily Ratajkowski
Grace Fulton
Julie Benson
>X is kind of old to play...
Well they aren't all, and plus they could be playing her at different ages. I wouldn't mind seeing the adventures of a mature, full-figured Lara.
Anon, it's okay to be a boomer who is out of touch with the new hotness. But your fear of huge boobs outs you as either an insecure woman or a massive homosexual. Fulton has the body, but I need to hear her accent first. Otherwise, I also like Elena Kampouris. But I'd still want her to wear the big fake boobs.
>Fear of huge boobs
Where the hell do you get that? I'm saying huge boobs are great, fake rubber pretend ones are moronic. Those women are still flat. That's just a way to get around hiring busty women and continue to hire flat, ugly prostitutes but have them even take parts specifically for busty women. No. Frick off. Just hire women who actually have breasts.
Probably best to just hire an unknown in that case. Hell, it'd lower the budget and potentially be a star making role
Atwell looks too mutt to play Lara. Didn't bother looking up the rest of your list after.
How many can do a proper received pronunciation? Just Atwell?
Yep. Wasn't she doing an animated Lara? Just inject her voice right into my brain meats.
>casting an american as lara croft
Jesus fricking christ. What a shitty idea. Stick to your coomer containment threads
they have to cast an american because there aren't any pretty english women
Oh my God, no! Not BOOBS!
I like boobies though. The whole reason I bought the TR game in the first place all those years ago was for those big boobies.
Same. I used to make Lara walk around on all 4's for minutes on end. Sometimes I'd make her do it for an entire level.
who are they going to blame when it flops?
Straight white men.
bros could you imagine if a new tomb raider movie had a hot busty lara croft in a scene where her breasts make her get stuck in a crevice.
Heh, that would actually be funny!
Why can't she just wear a pair of fake big boobs?