In another news - Superman's Kryptonian father on Smallville died. I am sure this is a good omen for James Gunn.

In another news - Superman's Kryptonian father on Smallville died.
I am sure this is a good omen for James Gunn.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vaxxed? Vaxxed? WAS HE VAXXED??????

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all these vaxxed maxed celebrities keep dying?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you supposed to do when you have a stupid little patch of hair like that? Wax it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you die on mt baldy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I say go full Hogan

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >distractingly balding
    >going to mt baldy

    he chose the right hill to die on

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He died in January to be fair, they only just confirmed it

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    his face looks familiar but I can't figure out where I've seen him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Principal in Ferris Bueller

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that's Winona Rider's father, in Edward's ScissorHands. That guy also did the king in Amadeus.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arachnophobia, Room with a View, Warlock, Fincher’s Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, 24, The Killing Fields, Naked Lunch, Leaving Las Vegas, Ocean’s Thirteen

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Principal in Ferris Bueller

        nah it's probably from a more well known movie

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those are all the most well known ones (except Ferris Bueller, which he’s not in), so probably not

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >died in a blizzard in January
    >just found the body
    Imagine the smell.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Safe and effective, it safely increases inflammation in your heart, brain, liver, and testes, altering their function and causing you to have permanent problems

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But does it immunize against blizzards?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, but it can cause mental confusion so you pull a Renner and get your dick chopped off

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO remember when incels said that the vax was going to turn everyone into zombies and they would just leave their cars in the middle of the road?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Remember when trannies said the virus was gonna kill me if i didnt take the vaxx?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No one ever said that. No one forced you to take the vaccine.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok troony anon, better go get your 17th booster, youre killing grandma

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what no pussy does to a mf:

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are not very good at pretending to be a zoomer, JIDF.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they find him in a place they checked before?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      RIP

      Probably. The snow has been slow to melt this year.
      It's been a cold year for Cali so far.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      RIP

      Probably. The snow has been slow to melt this year.
      It's been a cold year for Cali so far.

      Weren't there places in the mountains that got like 30 feet of snow over a short period?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Missing Enigmakino incoming

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jor-El dies
    >dies irl
    Kino

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you die hiking generally? Fall and get hurt with no way to contact for help?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Get lost
      >die

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      brain clot from delayed vaccine side effects

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fail to check the weather and get caught in a blizzard.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right when Superman gets recast?

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