>[IN BARELY DISGUISED AUSSIE ACCENT]:"Goo Fahk Yahself"

>[IN BARELY DISGUISED AUSSIE ACCENT]:"Goo Fahk Yahself"

He's so checked out.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's common knowledge that he's a homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sent from my iPhone

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You've seen him at any orgies or what?

        >t. Salty homosexual degenerates

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sent form me ifone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've seen him at any orgies or what?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He got his start in theater so that goes without saying

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks a wreck, and in the trailer he's acting like he's playing Wolverine in a skit for an awards show.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's tired of it, we're tired of it. it's all so
    tiresome.
    >but multiverse!
    there are no new marvel stories to tell.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did they even get him to sign on for this shit? Does he really need another fat check?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has to pay hush money to his catamites.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the guilt of not working and sitting on his ass trumps the fear of starring in a shit movie. This might stump most of you, but most people aren't built to sit on their fat asses at home all day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I very much doubt Hugh Jackman is wanting for movie offers, he could just do another gay musical.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He probably just took the gig so he can self finance a new movie adaption of The Music Man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Does he really need another fat check?
      >implying he wasn't signed on for a 7 or 10 movie contract when First Class dropped and he assume they were going to do a MCU thing where he would have been free in no more than 7 years, then shit kept getting pushed back and shitcanned, then Apocalypse and Dark Phoenix sucked shit and he realized it's been 10 years and he still has at least 3 more movies on that contract
      I'd be burned the frick out too if I were him.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >24 years in the same role
    Can you blame him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why doe he look disgusted I don't get it are they being gay or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its funnier when you think about it. he was basically unknown before Wolverine and literally cause concerns with the execs because of it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and Disney will probably want him back for Secret Wars too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Context?
      Why was he denied the microphone?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's Tommy Wiseau at an awards show in which the James Franco movie about him and The Room presumably won an award (can't remember). Franco prevented Wiseau from speaking because Wiseau is batshit insane and would have probably launched into some weird off-putting rant.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thx anon

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like the only Marvel movie worth seeing for the foreseeable future. Nobody wants to watch Capnig Nigmerica throwing his Bix Nood Shield at ebil wypipo. Fantastic Four has a Mexican Reed Hernandez. "ORALE, VATOOOOOS, I BEELD DE TIME MACHINE ESE!". Everything else is just garbage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like dogshit. Like they got Matt Ramos to direct a movie.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Logan was the perfect sendoff.
    However, when you are offered MILLIONS is hard to say no.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >24 years
    >one (1) movie where they actually show the graphic violence Wolverine is capable of

    n

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 now...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Deadslop isn't graphic, it's gayphic.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO MY CANADIAN COMIC BOOK CHARACTER CAN'T HAVE AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT!

    The dude's like 200 years old. Maybe he got tired of his homosexual Canuck accent.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always assumed Jackman and Reynolds were besties IRL and wanted to do a fun movie together with characters they loved to play and make a lot of money for it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back wtf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To where?

        I'm where I belong.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          go back wtf

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gonna LOL when that homosexual loses this next election

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just use make up and give him thicker hair and thicker mutton chops.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was he sniffing gasoline in the trailer?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently on set Hugh had a baby hanging on an IV stand so he could constantly get transfusions of youthful blood. Without that he could never have made this film, each baby's name is included in the Special Thanks in the credits.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait what?
    I thought the whole thing of this movie was that Deadpool kidnapped Hugh Jackman and dressed him up as Wolverine, but it's still just Hugh Jackman. That was going to be its best joke.
    You memed me Cinemaphile...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe watch the trailer, chief
      ai is good but not at the point where you can dream up your own movie

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IN BARELY DISGUISED AUSSIE ACCENT
    he did this shit in the first movie it bugged the shit out of me. If i remember correctly it's when he first meets Rogue and has to tell her to get down or something. I think doing an accent is just hard to do when yelling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If i remember correctly it's when he first meets Rogue and has to tell her to get down or something. I think doing an accent is just hard to do when yelling.
      Yeah, he yells "GAT DAWN WALLABY BOOMERANG!"

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EU here. He sounds close enough to America for me.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshit is running on fumes. It's officially over. This is Disney's "Break Glass in case of Emergency" movie, if it underperforms then capeshit will finally die. Everyone here has a responsibility to give their most annoying coworker food poisoning on the opening weekend.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Capeshit is already dead. This has just been in production for so long.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how it'll do at the box office, it just feels like the hype isn't there anymore. I see people saying this will get No Way Home numbers but I don't believe it will break a billion. I'm think $800 million at the most, Wolverine might give it a boost but it won't beat the previous Deadpool films.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will grown up Dafne Keen X-23 be the same one from Logan though or will she just be some random variant

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