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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vlad the Impaler, General relativity edition

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mc^2 = eeeEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH GOD WHY ARE YOU SHOVING A POLE IN MY ASS IM NOT RUSSIAN this not the army!

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit with no precedence whatsoever
    The concept that empty space is like fabric or is "anything" whatsoever is not substantiated.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's called relativity you dumb c**t. It's the most successful scientific theory ever.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >most successful scientific theory ever
        Lmao. What did it predict? What technologies do we have thanks to it? Relativity is pure scientific onanism, not unlike string theory.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know this is bait but GPS wouldn't work if they didn't know about relativity and take it into account in the calculations

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t GPS wouldn't work if they didn't know about relativity
            Sure it would, the clock would develop a tiny delay that would become noticeable with time, so you just rewind it. Like with every mechanical clock, and you dont even need to know the reason

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, GPS needs real-time accuracy. It wouldn't work on an accumulating error that keeps getting reset

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >GPS needs real-time accuracy. It wouldn't work on an accumulating error that keeps getting reset
                You can reset it at any rate you want, 1000 times per second if you want, all you have to do is the rate at which the rate of time distortion

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do you know how much to reset it by?

                That's literally a hoax. GPS doesn't rely on Earth time for its calculations. As long as the GPS clocks are synced with each other (which is true even with relativity, because they move at the same speed) it just works.

                Yeah but you're on earth, so satellites clocks are slower than yours, even if theyre all correct

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How do you know how much to reset it by?
                Basic experience will tell you it depends on two parameters, speed and height of the satellite, but really only 1 parameter since height and speed are correlated. It would be obvious that for any satellite at a circular orbit there would be a fixed daily delay. So say its 1 second a day, one day the clock would say 2:59:59 when its supposed to be 3:00 pm, one more day it will be 2:59:58 instead of 3:00 pm, and so on.
                You can easily find an empirical formula for the delay as it depends on a single parameter, delay vs height, at least for circular orbits which are exactly the orbits for GPS satellites.
                Or even easier, since circular GEOSYNCHRONOUS orbits have a single fixed height, you just have to fund the delay for a single condition, a single height and speed, so you dont need a formula for a general case.
                Its about 40 microseconds per day, you can just change the settings on software to adjust it, if 40 microseconds dont work, try 41 or 39 until you get no delay.
                Like developing a calendar system before understanding orbital mechanics, if you say the year is 365 days with enough time seasons wont fall on the same months and you know you have to change the calendar

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay but you said GPS wouldn't work, which is false. The only thing "adjusting for relativity" would help with is keeping accurate time and I guess not even that because GPS is like a minute ahead of the international atomic time.

                >As long as the GPS clocks are synced with each other
                and how do you suppose we sync them without relativity?
                >because they move at the same speed
                not only they don't (their orbits are not in perfect alignment), but any body in orbit experiences centripetal acceleration

                >and how do you suppose we sync them without relativity?
                You set them once like any atomic clock
                >not only they don't (their orbits are not in perfect alignment)
                Of course it's true, I don't know where you got this idea. GPS definitely wouldn't work if the satellites weren't in the same orbit
                >but any body in orbit experiences centripetal acceleration
                they go out of order way before that starts being noticeable in any way

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Okay but you said GPS wouldn't work, which is false.
                >The only thing "adjusting for relativity" would help with is keeping accurate time
                The "only" thing, lol. Thats the whole point.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You set them once like any atomic clock
                You need to calibrate them so they're in sync. See

                And how do you compare clocks? You receive a signal from each and compare your "reference time" (could be one of the clocks) and adjust for the time it took the signal to traverse the distance between the clock and the receiver. This is literally special relativity 101.

                >Of course it's true, I don't know where you got this idea. GPS definitely wouldn't work if the satellites weren't in the same orbit
                It would. They're all in the geosynchronous orbit and out of phase. I was referring to the fact that any perturbation would cause the orbit to go from circular to elliptic, brainlet.
                >they go out of order way before that starts being noticeable in any way
                what?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's literally a hoax. GPS doesn't rely on Earth time for its calculations. As long as the GPS clocks are synced with each other (which is true even with relativity, because they move at the same speed) it just works.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >As long as the GPS clocks are synced with each other
              and how do you suppose we sync them without relativity?
              >because they move at the same speed
              not only they don't (their orbits are not in perfect alignment), but any body in orbit experiences centripetal acceleration

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and how do you suppose we sync them without relativity?
                By mutually comparing their clocks

                Folding space is impossible it's pure science fiction the people that come up with this shit are just trying to stay employed so they don't have to get a real job

                The only way to get to other solar systems is generation ships that will take thousands of years and there will basically be no benefit to doing this unless our sun is dying

                >Folding space
                Piercing

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Blah blah blah blah blah blah we've only ever left Earth one time to go to our moon like a 100 years ago and you're talking about Star Trek shit

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And how do you compare clocks? You receive a signal from each and compare your "reference time" (could be one of the clocks) and adjust for the time it took the signal to traverse the distance between the clock and the receiver. This is literally special relativity 101.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And? Yes, you can compare clocks. Its possible. What is the point you are trying to make?
                Are you even aware that all satellites in geosynchronous orbit have the same orbital parameters anyway, same speed and height, and have identical time distortion? The effect cancels out naturally without having to adjust anything

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And? Yes, you can compare clocks. Its possible. What is the point you are trying to make?
                If you are unable to comprehend the notion that you need a signal traveling at a finite speed to sync clocks, which influences the syncing procedure itself, then you're too much of a brainlet to argue about relativity. Simple as.
                >Are you even aware that all satellites in geosynchronous orbit have the same orbital parameters anyway, same speed and height, and have identical time distortion?
                Ideally they would be. No orbit is perfectly circular as there exist perturbations due to e.g. oblateness of the Earth and gravitational pull from the Moon. Circular orbits have zero measure in phase space and thus any tiniest increment in orbital parameters makes them elliptic. Which is why the GPS clocks need to be synced with each other by continuously sending signals and self-correcting as their orbits aren't in perfect alignment.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you are unable to comprehend the notion that you need a signal traveling at a finite speed to sync clocks
                I understand the notion just fine, i just dont know what your argument is. You are trying to imply that its impossible to compare clocks without some grand theory but of course this isnt necessary

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek you need a protocol to sync your clocks. If you are using atomic clocks over distances several times the diameter of the Earth, the finitude of the speed of light becomes a factor.

                Hang on, are you saying that if you blasted someone out into space, and it was possible to just circumnavigate earth for a while and come back to earth a year later their watches/clocks would be wrong I.e different (assuming the hour got adjusted at the same point for summer/autumn) changes?

                Yes, although only atomic clocks have enough precision to measure this. Time isn't universal.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kek you need a protocol to sync your clocks. If you are using atomic clocks over distances several times the diameter of the Earth, the finitude of the speed of light becomes a factor.
                So what? What does that have to do with relativity?
                Common clocks lose accuracy on their own due to myriad of reasons, and accurate clocks too, they just have smaller errors. Bad callibration, bad construction, could be anything. All clocks need to be compared to a reference to stay in synch.
                If you literally try to adjust satellite clocks based on some theory, you will get it wrong, because theres multiple unknown sources of error, not just time dilation. You have to actively measure the error to correct it, not to guess it from a formula.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So what? What does that have to do with relativity?
                I should elaborate as the GPS system relies on both special and general relativity
                >special relativity
                The speed of light is the same for all observers and is finite. So in order to sync your clocks, you need to know how far apart they are and correct for this.
                >general relativity
                The Schwarzschild solution introduces yet another perturbation to the perfect Keplerian orbits generated by Newton's inverse square law (in addition to oblateness of the Earth, pull from the Moon, etc) which influences the relative distances between satellites and thus the syncing procedure as I explained above.
                >Common clocks lose accuracy on their own due to myriad of reasons
                And you need to account for this too. GR isn't the only thing the GPS system needs to correct for, but it is so precise that it does need to account even for tiny effects of GR IN ADDITION to other perturbations.
                >If you literally try to adjust satellite clocks based on some theory, you will get it wrong, because theres multiple unknown sources of error, not just time dilation.
                They're all accounted for, otherwise the system just wouldn't work in the first place.
                >You have to actively measure the error to correct it, not to guess it from a formula.
                And how do you correct it without a theory (or a protocol) telling you what to do? This is some engineer tier logic. Imagine running a nuclear reactor and just going
                >frick all those theorists, we're just gonna eyeball it as we go

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I should elaborate as the GPS system relies on both special and general relativity
                You keep refusing to explain the actual mechanics of the time comparison because you dont know shit, you just want to act smug
                >bla bla bla
                There could be 1000 sources of error and you dont need to know them to compensate for them. You just measure and correct it, its not a calculation, its a measurement. Cool if you can explain some of the reasons for the delay but its not necessary to know why to measure it.
                Do you understand you can measure X without knowing the source of X?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You keep refusing to explain the actual mechanics of the time comparison
                I literally did
                >You just measure and correct it, its not a calculation, its a measurement.
                There are measurements and calculations; errors quantify the difference between them. How the frick do you "correct for error" if you don't know what the measurement is supposed to be without a theory? What are you correcting for then? Have you ever, in your life, done a science lab? Holy shit, what a brainlet.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I literally did
                No you didnt
                >bla bla bla
                You have not explained any protocol for comparing clocks. You just name drop the names of theories allegedly involve and talk in general abstractions. You cant explain anything practical because you dont know anything and instead of answering this with an actual description of a protocol you will just say some unfunny "witty" insult which only goes to prive again how you dont know anything.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You have not explained any protocol for comparing clocks.
                I did. Read

                And how do you compare clocks? You receive a signal from each and compare your "reference time" (could be one of the clocks) and adjust for the time it took the signal to traverse the distance between the clock and the receiver. This is literally special relativity 101.

                . You don't need the theory of relativity to know that the speed of light is finite and is the same for all observers. Both are experimental facts and you can measure them, both were measured before Einstein and are the reason he came up with the theory in the first place.

                You don't need to know the theory relativity to understand how syncing two separate clocks requires you to receive a signal from both. You don't need to know relativity to understand that the signal taking some finite time to reach you needs to be accounted for when you sync the clocks, because there is a time difference between the time readout you receive and the concurrent time of the clock you're trying to sync. You just need a brain. Sorry you don't have one.

                Here's an example if you're really struggling with "abstractions"
                >clock in its own frame reads 10:35 and sends this information to an observer
                >it takes the signal one minute to reach the observer
                >the observer receives "10:35," but by that time the clock is already at 10:36
                >to account for this "error," the observer needs to his distance to the clock and how fast the signal is traveling
                here is your protocol

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >clock in its own frame reads 10:35 and sends this information to an observer
                >>it takes the signal one minute to reach the observer
                >>the observer receives "10:35," but by that time the clock is already at 10:36
                >>to account for this "error," the observer needs to his distance to the clock and how fast the signal is traveling
                What observer?
                Whos measuring this "minute"?
                You talk about "a clock", what clock?
                "the observer need to his distance", this isnt even english.
                What you just described isnt a protocol for anything. Write something rational and operative without such gaping holes

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What observer?
                You, me, the guy syncing the clock, whatever the fed facility responsible for running the GPS system, you name it
                >Whos measuring this "minute"?
                the observer
                >You talk about "a clock", what clock?
                Any device that measures time.
                >"the observer need to his distance", this isnt even english.
                Didn't proofread on an anonymous Congolese whale hunting forum
                >What you just described isnt a protocol for anything. Write something rational and operative without such gaping holes
                Eat a dick, homie.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the guy syncing the clock, whatever the fed facility responsible for running the GPS system, you name it
                So now its not two satellites but theres a third agent in charge? This is what you call a protocol?
                >the observer
                What the frick
                You dont have a protocol for anything, you are stringing together a bunch of random "physics" words and calling it a protocol

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus Christ, here’s my last (You). I don’t know why I tend to effortpost when responding to utter morons.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have not explained anything. Tossing random terms you read on the internet isnt a protocol for anything.
                I take you dont know shit about GPS or satellites but you heard all your life how general relativity is needed to make GPS work, you dont actually know how or why but you still know this as an article of faith. And when i ask you to explain how you cant except cobble together some gibberish and hope someone will fall for it.
                >the observer
                >and the the clock does the thing
                >and then the other person checks the number
                This sums it up

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hang on, are you saying that if you blasted someone out into space, and it was possible to just circumnavigate earth for a while and come back to earth a year later their watches/clocks would be wrong I.e different (assuming the hour got adjusted at the same point for summer/autumn) changes?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How else do you explain gravitational lenses?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont have to explain anything. To you.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          HOLY BASED

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does that have to do with empt space exactly?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gravity isn't real, it's just magnetism

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Magnetism isnt real its just magic

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          how do magnets werk?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They use sticking power to stick to things.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              like spiderman?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How else do you explain [sci-fi concept]?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's called relativity you dumb c**t. It's the most successful scientific theory ever.

        The fact that the space is distorted around ONE object, doesn't mean space as a whole can do that
        That's just fantasy to jerk off yourself with "cool" scenarios.
        That's like saying
        >In basketball, you throw a ball into a hoop. If you curve the entire court, you can make the ball pass through TWO HOOPS IN ONE SHOT!!! And this will happen every single shot, every shot will be a DOUBLE shot!
        >If you stretch the hoop to needle thin, your ball will NEVER pass through it!
        >It you stretch the hoop to the size of Jupiter, the ball will ALWAYS go through the hoop, EVERY single time no matter how bad you are!"
        ...ok

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The concept that empty space is like fabric or is "anything" whatsoever is not substantiated.
      Literally what general relativity is as opposed to Newtonian notion of spacetime. Observables are invariant under the diffeomorphism group of general relativity, which means that measurements don't care about spacetime and it is simply our way to probe gravitational interactions.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hole_argument

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't fricking fold space unless you have something at both ends, kinda like Stargate. Which doesn't really work well in a lot of cases. It would be better to tesseract space & cross it at a fourth dimensional angle. You you dumb fricks in Hollywood can't use one once of brains or creativity so you have someone do this shit like it's an explanation

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      future humans solved that

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >double trips
        >past and future tense in one post
        is this the anti christ?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick off, Satan

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mmmm...no.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Where we're going we don't need dubs to see

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Double…triples?????

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can't fricking fold space
      Piercing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can't fricking fold space unless you have something at both ends
      And how exactly do you know that?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the mechanics of quantum entanglement can be described with worm holes if you want a real example and not some stargate type fantasy stuff

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can fold a piece of paper in half by making a bunch of local folds in succession. Or for another analogy think about the way lighting strikes, it sends out a step leader first that charts a path before the bolt travels. It does not need to control both ends to make a circuit.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            But in neither examples you're actually folding space and creating wormholes. You're just using analogies to describe the concept.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly one of the best ways to show the moronic audience wtf is going on

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      important to remember this came out in '97, before most of the science popularizers and science shows and shit came out explaining anything, hell the internet had JUST started being put into homes in its most primitive form and most people didnt even have that. it was still the era of "if you want to learn a thing you didnt learn in school, go to your local library or buy an encyclopedia on it"

      bill nyes original run was still going on when this movie came out, thats the level of science awareness people had at the time

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the level of science awareness people had at the time
        It was better than it is right now. Who knew the internet would allow every neighborhood's local nutcase connect with each other and decide the earth is flat.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Other than Event Horizon and 20 years later Interstellar.....how often is the paper and pencil hole explanation actually used?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They also used it in Thor 5

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I should have specified movies that people watched.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stranger Things did.

      Maybe look around on hr48

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't we have wormhole travel already? Paper and pencils have existed for millennia.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I've been there.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sure rabbi

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        jews can't into space exploration, their unmanned lander got buck broken by lunar regolith.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          jews worship saturn

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm Ohioan, we invented it

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does this make you think of? I think of the russian explaining the gate in Stranger Things as I’ve been rewatching it.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi Finlay

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain this to me in Cinemaphile terms pls

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huygens principle
      a wavefront is a combination of waves at each point

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jews

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >photons can be described as both particles and waves because they have the property of both
      >when we actively observe particles it changes how we see them, making them act more like a wave than a particle
      Saying that photons are particles and waves is not some spooky le epic science, it's just saying that they have properties that can be ascribed to both. Saying that observing the particles changes their behavior doesn't mean there is some magical shit going on, it's just that using active observation methods (like firing electrons at something) literally interacts with the thing you are observing and changes the results. It's not passive observation like watching light through a telescope. But quantum woo midwits will try and make it seem like some crazy le epic science magic.

      Folding space is impossible it's pure science fiction the people that come up with this shit are just trying to stay employed so they don't have to get a real job

      The only way to get to other solar systems is generation ships that will take thousands of years and there will basically be no benefit to doing this unless our sun is dying

      I agree that literally folding space and creating an artificial wormhole would be impossible and if it were would literally rip apart the universe, but I think the alcubierre concept of warping space time in a local area to bypass FTL is at least theoretically possible.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is what it is.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both waves are based and they combine to be giga-chads together

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Folding space is impossible it's pure science fiction the people that come up with this shit are just trying to stay employed so they don't have to get a real job

    The only way to get to other solar systems is generation ships that will take thousands of years and there will basically be no benefit to doing this unless our sun is dying

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there is no benefit to doing this unless our sun is dying
      Uhhh… better get cracking.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The frick you talking about Willis our star is middle-aged at most we've got billions of years to dick around

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          more like 200 million years but its ok since life is a curse, for all living creatures. Hopefully this reincarnation hell ends in 200 million years

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    "space/nukes are fake" is the most unfunny shit in a while. even sneed is bettter.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    fold.. space? then fold the earth itself you moron. I want to go to china like I'm walking to the bakery

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now do that with this 1985 pin-up poster, doc.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In English, doc
    We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf, i do this with my penis every night
    i'm literally a wormhole

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cosmos - Carl Sagan - 4th Dimension

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      jewtube won't let me watch videos anymore unless I allow ads

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I had to watch an ad for Liberty Mutual my day is ruined

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Use piped you Black person

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here you go, just replace youtube.com with any piped instance you can find on google
        https://piped.kavin.rocks/watch?v=UnURElCzGc0

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "The entire plot hinges around fudge factor assumptions that are at least as silly as Star Trek or Star Wars, but we talked a cosmologist into backing us up so it's 'scientific' enough for nerds to latch onto it like it's actually hard SF."

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never in my life have I seen a scene from a horror movie, of all things, live so rent free in people's heads.
      >It's not real science! It's just junk and for dumb normies and--
      It's a haunted house movie in space, ffs

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've really only encountered the analogy in a scene of one movie?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          See

          Other than Event Horizon and 20 years later Interstellar.....how often is the paper and pencil hole explanation actually used?

          It's not very common at all.
          And the OP is referencing Event Horizon.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Well let me explain
    >The astropath uses his telepathy to open a hole in the warp and we fly through it

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 movies 2 elections 2 scoops MAGA

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop debating this science already. It was already settled by experts.

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