In English, doc!

In English, doc!

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen this thread 20 times

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's your plan b?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That WAS the plan B!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time is a flat circle.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only two days... till Gaza Strip...
    *saxophone laugh*

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Very well.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The face on the left of Sam Neill spooked me

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't fricking fold space unless you control both ends to establish a wormhole like in Stargate, or if Wormholes are a naturally forming network of interspace topography like in Farscape.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      *stabs pencil through your eye*
      who's the smart guy now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Violence is quite stupid, actually.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why movies suck now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it's not, you can still do dumb shit, just do t give a stupid answer for why.
        One thing they really need to do is start explaining 4d space better. You can cross any space instantly if you play with the angles of perception

        *stabs pencil through your eye*
        who's the smart guy now

        Me cause I have prescription safety glasses with polymer sideshields as PPE for my job

        So wait, you're saying doc just fricking stabbed a hole into my girlie poster for nothing?! I'm gonna kill that damn egghead!

        I also put a hole in your girly poster... its where I put my dick...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please leave my Vanessa alone...

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            A man has needs!

            > give a stupid answer for why
            He was just telling them something to shut them up. And why is it stupid? It's completely fictional technology. It's heavily implied in the movie that it's not literally folding space but creating some sort of dimensional gateway.

            It's one thing to give a bullshit answer that isn't an actual answer, it another thing to try to answer something & the answer to be dumb. Like in the Matrix when they make the humans fuel for the robots. It's just stupid. So it's better to just make it a big unexplained mystery rather than to give a shitty answer that is flawed.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I agree with you that the matrix thing was dumb but I don't think this was dumb.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then that's just you being subjective. It's fine, there are plenty of dumb things I give leeway to myself like "who" Frankenstien is, as long as you give context i dont care if you meant the scientist or the monster.
                The "folding space" thing just makes me mad because I read A Wrinkle in Time at a formative age & it frustrates me that it's such an often portrayed thing, that doesn't actually make sense. It's like the eating spiders in your sleep thing.

                I would fricking LOVE if just one property decided to use angled 4th dimensional space as an answer to space travel. Fricking hypercube this b***h

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          > give a stupid answer for why
          He was just telling them something to shut them up. And why is it stupid? It's completely fictional technology. It's heavily implied in the movie that it's not literally folding space but creating some sort of dimensional gateway.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So wait, you're saying doc just fricking stabbed a hole into my girlie poster for nothing?! I'm gonna kill that damn egghead!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe doc was just some sort of twisted occultist and just used the "fold space" scientism as a cover story to dupe the degrasse tyson redditors.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rips a hole in the fabric of the universe

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woah there, Poindexter.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wormholes are lame. Alcubierre drive is where it’s at.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      People at the front of the ship start aging rapidly, people in the back become long lived. Sounds like some crazy dystopia arc travel story

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        dips on the backseat.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        just make it longer

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn't evaporate the problem infact, the ship would be growing longer naturally from the gravitational forces. It could be that once you activated the Engine the starcraft becomes infinitely long, with a fast living/dying horde of people three generations old developing in the front, while those in the back haven't even unbuckled their seatbelts.

          Imagine some fricked up Snowpiercer style movie (or any like it) where a crewmember from the back of the ship goes to walk down the craft & at first it seems normal but the "off" button takes a lifetime to journey to while being assaulted by crazy human cannibals from the front of the craft. Then, once they've made the sacrifice & overcome the odds, they make a quick 15 min walk back to the bridge to find some of them murdered by the cannibals & the survivors haven't aged but a few hours, while they are ancient & wizened

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    According to Thoth, two extraterrestrial races came to earth in our distant past, not one, but two completely different races. The first race were the Hebrews, hailing from the planet Judea. The Hebrews were kind of like a kid who went through fifth grade and didn't make it, so they had to do that grade over again. They learned all the math, the left brain stuff, but they didn't get the right brain aspect of evolving consciousness, the doing. They didn't graduate to the next level of evolution, so they had to do it again. They knew a lot of things that we didn't know yet and brought many concepts and ideas to us that we weren't aware of yet. Now, if this is true, this would explain quite a few things about the Hebrew people in general. They seemed to have many sacred geometries hidden within their culture. It also puts perspective on the story of Exodus. Perhaps Moses incarnated into that lifetime to free the Hebrews because they were not direct descendants of humans and were being treated unfairly. Or could it be that Moses was visited by an ascended master of the Hebrews who guided him to free their people? Given what we know about dimensions and consciousness, it definitely puts a fresh perspective on old stories that didn't make much sense. We could talk about this more, but let's continue for now. There were no problems caused by the Hebrews coming to Atlantis. They actually benefited our evolution. The other race that stepped in caused big problems. These beings came from the nearby planet of Mars. See, according to Thoth, Mars looked very much like Earth a little less than a million years ago. It was beautiful. It had oceans and water and trees that were just fantastic. But something happened to them and it has to do with something called the Lucifer experiment.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a particularly bad case of someone being cut in half… I was not able to reattach his bottom half to the top half of his body.

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