In hindsight, Hank was probably gay.

In hindsight, Hank was probably gay.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Proof?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Married a woman who canonically looks like a drag queen and acts very mannish
      >Says he doesn’t go for beautiful women
      >Uncomfortable with masturbation and pornography
      >Canonically repressed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's just Texas.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only steers and queers come out of Texas

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lucky Hank came out of New York then.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nah he’s a Texan which is practically an admission of being a homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah he was either autistic and asexual or just autistic. There’s plenty of situations where he could have caved into homosexuality but didn’t.

        He just has tons of intimacy issues from his childhood. His dad was definitely a coomer and it probably just made him adverse to anything sexual. Being Christian and conservative doesn’t help either

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn’t do it out of fear. But if he had the chance for an anonymous gay hook up he would do it in a heartbeat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Married a woman who canonically looks like a drag queen and acts very mannish

        no she doesnt. theres a lot of things you can throw at peggy and it could stick, but this is off.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is an entire episode devoted to how Peggy looks like a man

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            a drag queen, not a masculine man. and even the dude thought she was the best hed ever seen

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              drag queens are still a subset of man

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So a man

                >a drag queen, not a masculine man
                have you ever seen a drag queen

                men that make themselves look like women. they make a lot more effort than supposed transexuals anyway

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Drag makeup and fashion tends to be intentionally extremely overdone and absurd, and not actually an attempt to pass as a woman. They are men putting on a performance with a particular style.
                >American drag queen RuPaul once said, "I do not impersonate females! How many women do you know who wear seven-inch heels, four-foot wigs, and skintight dresses?" He also said, "I don't dress like a woman; I dress like a drag queen!"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                peggy didnt do any of that until the end. she didnt even dress abnormal, so how is she considered mannish?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Face
                Feet
                Body
                Personality

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Strong women, women with one name, women who men do not think of as women except by men who dress and act like them. Literally said by the men dressing as women in the episode.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So a man

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >a drag queen, not a masculine man
              have you ever seen a drag queen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>Says he doesn’t go for beautiful women
        He was saying that to make Peggy feel better about his naked grilling dream. Seeing Peggy in her pageant makeup and outfit got him sprung as frick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No it didn’t
          He hated it and heck Ladybird couldn’t even recognize her

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No it didn’t
          He kept making excuses not to kiss her
          Hank’s a big homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gay guys arent attracted to drag queens, they do it to attract straight guys. Everything else can just be explained by conservative values.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is this really the extent of the cope, that banging drag queens is hetero?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bill's gay too then since he wants to bang Peggy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds pretty based to me, don't go projecting your homosexuality on my bro Hank Hill

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >forgets the virginity episode where Hank looses his shit seeing Peggy in a wet white robe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          At that mannish figure

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >specifically starring at her chest
            Aw yes because often have feminine breasts

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Gays love shirtless men

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              big pecs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Uncomfortable with masturbation
        you don't know many wienergobblers, do you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally all of these can be explained by Hank holding conservative values or the fact that he has issues being emotional with anybody due to his childhood.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, he was a propanesexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It felt good in the urethra

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And in the diminished glutes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Arent we all?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably closer to asexual, if anything.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You all are struggling so hard to come to terms. You see trans, gays and sodomy everywhere you look. This board is like the closet everyone hides in.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No he sold propane.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah. There's episodes where it shows hank pretty passionately initiates sex with Peggy (S2E20 Junkie Business comes to mind)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peggy is the manliest woman in Arlen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Still has a pussy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So do people with surgeries, but I still don't consider them a woman.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brie Larson-ass assless mofo

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like we have this thread every 2 weeks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, this one autist is obsessed with it.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You just know Hank picks up male prostitutes

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's not gay, but he would absolutely have a troony fetish if he was born a few decades later.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He did like seeing Bobby as a Powderpuff

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Character acts ashamed of something he is taught to by community
    >THIS MUST MEAN HES A homosexual!

    The percentage of gay men that actually had long marriage relationships with a woman before hand is so drastically small you freak.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He married a woman literally named Peggy. You know damn well she didn't get that name for nothin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Poor Bill. Why does bad shit always happen to him?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stop, hank is pure

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In Hanksight, OP was probably gay.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we have this thread every week

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What? No, he sells propane!

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not a single soul here remembers Dale's gay Dad.
    Never change Cinemaphile

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would Bobby disown his dad if Hank was a gay guy

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BWAAAAAAH!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean he is a core boomer so probably
    Those guys FRICKED

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    industrycuck thread

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