>Married a woman who canonically looks like a drag queen and acts very mannish >Says he doesn’t go for beautiful women >Uncomfortable with masturbation and pornography >Canonically repressed
Nah he was either autistic and asexual or just autistic. There’s plenty of situations where he could have caved into homosexuality but didn’t.
He just has tons of intimacy issues from his childhood. His dad was definitely a coomer and it probably just made him adverse to anything sexual. Being Christian and conservative doesn’t help either
>a drag queen, not a masculine man
have you ever seen a drag queen
men that make themselves look like women. they make a lot more effort than supposed transexuals anyway
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Drag makeup and fashion tends to be intentionally extremely overdone and absurd, and not actually an attempt to pass as a woman. They are men putting on a performance with a particular style. >American drag queen RuPaul once said, "I do not impersonate females! How many women do you know who wear seven-inch heels, four-foot wigs, and skintight dresses?" He also said, "I don't dress like a woman; I dress like a drag queen!"
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peggy didnt do any of that until the end. she didnt even dress abnormal, so how is she considered mannish?
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Face
Feet
Body
Personality
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Strong women, women with one name, women who men do not think of as women except by men who dress and act like them. Literally said by the men dressing as women in the episode.
>>Says he doesn’t go for beautiful women
He was saying that to make Peggy feel better about his naked grilling dream. Seeing Peggy in her pageant makeup and outfit got him sprung as frick.
Literally all of these can be explained by Hank holding conservative values or the fact that he has issues being emotional with anybody due to his childhood.
Proof?
>Married a woman who canonically looks like a drag queen and acts very mannish
>Says he doesn’t go for beautiful women
>Uncomfortable with masturbation and pornography
>Canonically repressed
That's just Texas.
Only steers and queers come out of Texas
lucky Hank came out of New York then.
Nah he’s a Texan which is practically an admission of being a homosexual
Nah he was either autistic and asexual or just autistic. There’s plenty of situations where he could have caved into homosexuality but didn’t.
He just has tons of intimacy issues from his childhood. His dad was definitely a coomer and it probably just made him adverse to anything sexual. Being Christian and conservative doesn’t help either
He doesn’t do it out of fear. But if he had the chance for an anonymous gay hook up he would do it in a heartbeat
>Married a woman who canonically looks like a drag queen and acts very mannish
no she doesnt. theres a lot of things you can throw at peggy and it could stick, but this is off.
There is an entire episode devoted to how Peggy looks like a man
a drag queen, not a masculine man. and even the dude thought she was the best hed ever seen
drag queens are still a subset of man
men that make themselves look like women. they make a lot more effort than supposed transexuals anyway
Drag makeup and fashion tends to be intentionally extremely overdone and absurd, and not actually an attempt to pass as a woman. They are men putting on a performance with a particular style.
>American drag queen RuPaul once said, "I do not impersonate females! How many women do you know who wear seven-inch heels, four-foot wigs, and skintight dresses?" He also said, "I don't dress like a woman; I dress like a drag queen!"
peggy didnt do any of that until the end. she didnt even dress abnormal, so how is she considered mannish?
Face
Feet
Body
Personality
Strong women, women with one name, women who men do not think of as women except by men who dress and act like them. Literally said by the men dressing as women in the episode.
So a man
>a drag queen, not a masculine man
have you ever seen a drag queen
>>Says he doesn’t go for beautiful women
He was saying that to make Peggy feel better about his naked grilling dream. Seeing Peggy in her pageant makeup and outfit got him sprung as frick.
No it didn’t
He hated it and heck Ladybird couldn’t even recognize her
No it didn’t
He kept making excuses not to kiss her
Hank’s a big homosexual
Gay guys arent attracted to drag queens, they do it to attract straight guys. Everything else can just be explained by conservative values.
Is this really the extent of the cope, that banging drag queens is hetero?
Bill's gay too then since he wants to bang Peggy
Sounds pretty based to me, don't go projecting your homosexuality on my bro Hank Hill
>forgets the virginity episode where Hank looses his shit seeing Peggy in a wet white robe.
At that mannish figure
>specifically starring at her chest
Aw yes because often have feminine breasts
Gays love shirtless men
big pecs
>Uncomfortable with masturbation
you don't know many wienergobblers, do you?
Literally all of these can be explained by Hank holding conservative values or the fact that he has issues being emotional with anybody due to his childhood.
No, he was a propanesexual.
It felt good in the urethra
And in the diminished glutes
Arent we all?
Probably closer to asexual, if anything.
You all are struggling so hard to come to terms. You see trans, gays and sodomy everywhere you look. This board is like the closet everyone hides in.
No he sold propane.
Nah. There's episodes where it shows hank pretty passionately initiates sex with Peggy (S2E20 Junkie Business comes to mind)
Peggy is the manliest woman in Arlen
Still has a pussy
So do people with surgeries, but I still don't consider them a woman.
Brie Larson-ass assless mofo
I feel like we have this thread every 2 weeks.
Yeah, this one autist is obsessed with it.
You just know Hank picks up male prostitutes
He's not gay, but he would absolutely have a troony fetish if he was born a few decades later.
He did like seeing Bobby as a Powderpuff
>Character acts ashamed of something he is taught to by community
>THIS MUST MEAN HES A homosexual!
The percentage of gay men that actually had long marriage relationships with a woman before hand is so drastically small you freak.
He married a woman literally named Peggy. You know damn well she didn't get that name for nothin.
Poor Bill. Why does bad shit always happen to him?
stop, hank is pure
no
In Hanksight, OP was probably gay.
we have this thread every week
What? No, he sells propane!
>Not a single soul here remembers Dale's gay Dad.
Never change Cinemaphile
Would Bobby disown his dad if Hank was a gay guy
BWAAAAAAH!
I mean he is a core boomer so probably
Those guys FRICKED
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