It was the movie of this young century, appointment viewing. Those who missed it will ever rue the day, their impoverished lives their only colorless solace. Flush the damn toilet, Cady.
>invent state of the art babysitting robot >only test it on specifically one kid >unveil it to the audience a month into testing said kid and no other kids to see if it can handle different environments >even in the safest environment possible it goes crazy and becomes a serial killer >make it so the robot is also insanely expensive and thus inaccessible to 90% of the young parent audience >don't program any protocols into said robot to not murder people and specifically kids >no immediate way to deactivate said robot beyond vocal command >robot also designed to look like a sexdoll me and a ton of other basement dwelling weirdos would buy
Insanely stupid contrived movie
I can, I'm just autistic and found a lot of the story beats to be absurd. Should've just had the mom buy the robot and then have it go insane, instead of having her be one of the designers of it. That's basically what child's play was, and you can't blame the mom or the company in that for how chunky acts.
>make it so the robot is also insanely expensive and thus inaccessible to 90% of the young parent audience
They say when mass production kicks in she's $10,000 and they specifically discuss payment plans that can last an entire childhood, that's the single most reasonable and thought out part of the movie
I can, I'm just autistic and found a lot of the story beats to be absurd. Should've just had the mom buy the robot and then have it go insane, instead of having her be one of the designers of it. That's basically what child's play was, and you can't blame the mom or the company in that for how chunky acts.
when the lonely brown kid finds Cinemaphile and becomes addicted to it.
its funny as frick every single time it happens
yea you can't sell toy guns without the orange tips and all pointy toy swords have to be made of rubber but there are no regulations on toy robots for kids?
I have a feeling Violet McGraw will grow up to be a very relevant Hollywood actress, unlike most of these new child actors that pretty much disappear after their first few movies.
haven't watched it. it seemed it's whole marketing strategy was a dancing gif. not a good look
Didn't see it. Don't want to see it. Heard it's for pedo's.
It's one of those movies I went in expecting to not like and was pleasantly surprised. It was pretty decent. 7/10
>released the first week of january
>toned down to PG-13 to appeal to tiktok kids
>release a shitty unrated cut a few weeks later
blumhouse are a bunch of hacks
woke garbage
name a single woke thing in it
protip you can't
The diverse group of robotics engineers who made her led by a woman
>diverse group of engineers led by a woman accidentally creates a fully aware killing machine that slaughters a dozen people
based
>create murder robot
>get absolutely clowned by said robot
>saved by white cops
how does wan does it?
It was the movie of this young century, appointment viewing. Those who missed it will ever rue the day, their impoverished lives their only colorless solace. Flush the damn toilet, Cady.
Pure bino
It wasn't.
Best movie of the year still 6 months later
Flush the God damn fricking toilet Cady!
haven't seen it but maybe the robot girl is a strong woman Mary Sue smartest character in the room type?
Films like this are what will inherit the cinemas from capeslop and star wars.
Cheap and memey. Not too scary, not too graphic, girls doing action unconvincingly but no one cares.
Start writing your screenplays now.
>invent state of the art babysitting robot
>only test it on specifically one kid
>unveil it to the audience a month into testing said kid and no other kids to see if it can handle different environments
>even in the safest environment possible it goes crazy and becomes a serial killer
>make it so the robot is also insanely expensive and thus inaccessible to 90% of the young parent audience
>don't program any protocols into said robot to not murder people and specifically kids
>no immediate way to deactivate said robot beyond vocal command
>robot also designed to look like a sexdoll me and a ton of other basement dwelling weirdos would buy
Insanely stupid contrived movie
It must be sad being autistic. You can't suspend disbelief for even a second can you?
I can, I'm just autistic and found a lot of the story beats to be absurd. Should've just had the mom buy the robot and then have it go insane, instead of having her be one of the designers of it. That's basically what child's play was, and you can't blame the mom or the company in that for how chunky acts.
>make it so the robot is also insanely expensive and thus inaccessible to 90% of the young parent audience
They say when mass production kicks in she's $10,000 and they specifically discuss payment plans that can last an entire childhood, that's the single most reasonable and thought out part of the movie
when the lonely brown kid finds Cinemaphile and becomes addicted to it.
its funny as frick every single time it happens
yea you can't sell toy guns without the orange tips and all pointy toy swords have to be made of rubber but there are no regulations on toy robots for kids?
great movie Cinemaphile is just a bunch of morons
I hate that your pedo fetish has crossed over with my murderous robot fetish
Hope in M3gan 2.0 she's adult sized
Elizabeth Olsen will portray the adult-sized model, she will still be assigned to take care of children thoughever
Best horror movie of the year. Also clever, tongue in cheek. ironic and iconic
kino soundtrack
No it was dumb shit.
I have a feeling Violet McGraw will grow up to be a very relevant Hollywood actress, unlike most of these new child actors that pretty much disappear after their first few movies.
this film is only good for making preteens dance erotically for pedos
You're projecting.
>You're projecting
talk about the pot calling the kettle a pedo
Is the unrated version any better?
It was entertaining, but still shit