In honor of David Bowie's birthday, can we all agree he was a terrible actor?

In honor of David Bowie's birthday, can we all agree he was a terrible actor?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're not gonna talk about Bowie.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    epstein status?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to be 18 years old to post here, he was already known to have slept with and been in photos with 13 year old groupies

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, but did he do it on epstein's island

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He did fine un the prestige

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I thought he did pretty good as Tesla.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Non-actors/bad actors are usually good as characters who are socially awkward or psychopathic. Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade springs to mind

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think he was ok, in a sort of Nicholas Cage type of way where you're always hyper aware he's David Bowie as you watch.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The man who fell to earth was kino

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus, i was just about to post the same thing you c**t, then i saw your comment
      based

  7. 4 months ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    I cried when he died. I didn't cry when both my parents died. The frick does that say about me?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that you're a psychopath

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that david was your real father all along

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah he's alright

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many years is it?

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was also the worst part of Venture Bros

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only he wasn't in Venture Bros

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        true, its failure was entirely a reflection on his cringey fanbase

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wot

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor man's Freddie Mercury.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a shitty vocalist, and all his good songs are good in spite of his performance and never because of it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're regurgitating words you don't understand

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I came up with that sentence on my own

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Using words, nimrod. Goodbye

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, that's why his best songs are instrumental tracks by Eno.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer a lot of Bowie covers to the originals

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you though?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would be nice to her and encourage her to continue expressing herself as an artist, yes

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked him as Pontius Pilate.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly never got what was so great about the roman empire. Sure it was the first real "state" to exist, but still.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chubby Little Loser...

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would've saved Bladerunner 2049

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was awesome

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn't great in serious roles like Merry christmas Mr Lawrence but flicks like Labyrinth are great because of him

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