In real life a bear would've rocked his shit

In real life a bear would've rocked his shit

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bear = fat and slow
    tiger = strong and fast

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bears are pretty fast but cats are pretty much a spring always read to leap.
      YouTube bears and then sneak up on a cat that is distracted.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What about during spring when bear is lean?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    polar or grizzly maybe, but not the kinda bears that are native to indian jungles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol a grizzly bear would absolutely without question destroy a Lion or tiger in a 1v1. Hippos would be very dangerous against a bear because of their jaws. Obviously elephants are untouchable in 1v1. Rhinos might be in trouble against a grizzly because their horn is pretty shit as a weapon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Lol a grizzly bear would absolutely without question destroy a Lion or tiger in a 1v1.
        you do realize grizzlies are smaller than other brown bears

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you do realize grizzlies are smaller than other brown bears
          As soon as I read "you do realize" I knew you were going to be a homosexual.
          Then I kept reading and you proved to be moronic as well.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are you being dumb on purpose?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tiger wins a quick ambush or surprise attack, bear wins a prolonged slugfest

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah a grizzly bear. Baloo was a sloth bear. Theyre small.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know he's a Sloth Bear, right? Tigers often kill these types of bears.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I could kill a tiger with a knife

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every animal on earth can technically 1v1 a basic human and theoretically lose, doesn't make it an argument.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >making stealth bear vs tiger threads on Cinemaphile instead of Cinemaphile
    Im onto you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why would an animal fight be Cinemaphile? if anything it's Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DAAAAAA BEARSDABEARSDABEARSDABEARSDABEARS!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong. Cats are the most deadly cause they get low and go straight for the jugular.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tigers kill by crushing or severing the spinal cord at the back of the neck.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Baloo is a sloth bear. They’re not as jacked up and crazy as a grizzly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only intelligent post ITT.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only unintelligent post ITT.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only post intelligent ITT.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit, have you seen a tiger's bicep? Frickers are jacked for no reason, they don't even really use those muscles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the tricep. Try lifting weights sometime.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn tigers are out here doing pushups?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Felines are the only mammals that actually generate new muscle fibers over time. Other mammals just experience hypertrophy of the same fibers they're born with.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >for no reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >for no reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One is faster and far more agile the other strong and deceptively fast for it's size but still slower than the tiger.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a sloth bear
    Try again. They're docile af and goofy to boot. Not to mention one of the smaller bears.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They're docile af and goofy to boot.
      They're one of the most aggressive species of bear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you talk a lot of shit for a person who could still die from a sloth bear attack

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We're not talking about man vs bear, dumbass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >T. Phil Harris
        Take your skat cat ass back to your drunken grave. The only reason a sloth bear has a chance is if he can scare the tiger off from the jump. Otherwise it would have to be a crippled tiger, with like a burned front paw or something... Oh wait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're thinking of the sun bear. The Sloth bear is extremely aggressive, but it's the manlet of bears.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the remake looks kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that tiger has some balls

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tigers eat bears irl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the thing that's wrong with you has a medical term and it's called mental moronation I suggest you look it up because it's fascinating.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That anon is right. Bengal tigers do predate on sloth bears.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >anon says correct thing
        >HURRRR moron
        Never post again

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sloth bears are way smaller than tigers

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet money on a Kodiak grizz vs anything other than an elephant

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >me and my boy fighting over who gets the cool red controller for the N64 and the loser getsthe shitty superpad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd put money on a polar bear

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Polar bears would beat Kodiak. Hippos and Rhinos could also take a Kodiak. Don't think any other animal could.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          jaguars, people underestimate just how fricking insane jags are

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Jaguars are tough buggers and may be apex in the Amazon but they're gonna get slaughtered going against a Grizzly/Kodiak bear.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the real answer to any animal fight boils down to depends on the specific animals and about a million smaller details, but Polar Bears and Kodiak Brown Bears both top out around 1500 lbs so they're similar in size, that said a lot of a Polar Bear's weight comes from the fat layer it carries for insulation, Brown bears also typically have longer claws and more powerful shoulders as they're adapted to digging out dens for the winter so I'd lean more their way

        they're also more omnivorous whereas Polar Bears are more pure Carnivore and Omnivores are usually more willing to fight it out as an injury isn't as much a death sentence as it is for a Carnivore

        but all the best Bears like pic related are extinct anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have been boxing for five years and could probably drop a bear. I would distract with few quick left jabs and then hit hook to chin with right. When bear drops to ground I would stangle it from behind. Any thoughts?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you should film it. best kino of the year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he shit himself mid-fight?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fight or flight. Reflex action from the body with the surge of adrenaline.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I could take on BOTH a bear and a tiger in real life by myself with nothing but my bare naked body and kill both of them.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve ran into a kodiac bear irl and man, I’m not even sure I could take one with a small caliber gun. They are fricking insane. How people survived around those frickers before firearms is beyond me. Keep in mind they likely had no fear of us before firearms either. A knife or sword would do frick all. You’d get one thrust before they took you apart.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How people survived around those frickers before firearms is beyond me.
      Numbers, spears and luck.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's not a grizzly bear, he's a sloth bear

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but you dont need to use the claw, when you pick a pear of the big paw-paw...have i given you a clue?

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