As a hairy gay man, THIS is what I mean when I say I want representation. Bravo. I don't want some twink representing me, I am a MAN and am only attracted to MEN.
The scene where Joel gets hung upside down in the trap and all of the scenes developing ellie's character arguing with Bill died for this random gay love story from a leftover script of a completely unrelated show.
The last of us changed my life. I’m in hospice care for terminal aids and hepatitis from eating poop out my boyfriends butthole and playing these games any watching the show made me feel so seen, and come to terms with my imminent death from ass aids. I truly thank Niel druckmann for making this crusterpiece.
2 out of 8 episodes are forced gay love filler stories and they wonder why ellie and Joel's relationship doesn't seem as close or impactful as in the game
Not really. If you’re gay youre gay but you’re basically inflicted with a mental illness that makes you find procreation with the opposite sex disgusting.
I wonder if the actor is actually gay. I'd honestly be nauseated and close to vomiting if I had to kiss some hairy bearded lumberjack guy. A twink would be less bad, still nauseating but not as bad. I know they get paid for it, but I don't know how they can do it over and over for multiple takes.
I made out with a girl once who shaved her upper lip instead of waxing/plucking and I was mortified. I imagine even the most “passing” troon on Earth would feel like making out with your dad.
>10 years removed from original source material >some TV producer comes up to Dr. Cukkmann >"Doc, in the original game the "gay lovers" subplot is about a man being so bored, mistreated and hateful towards his other gay lover that he LITERALLY decides it's better to leave the safety of this gun-nut's trap-filled lair to get infected by the zombies and then write a letter and kill himself. That's what he does rather than staying together with his gay lover." >write an entire episode trying to gaslight the people who played the game into misremembering the gay subplot that's no deeper than a couple sentences
unironically yes
the game did more to humanise the homosexual characters than the show did and the game wasn't even super glam about it, all bill did was call frank his partner and act a little upset and thats it, more attention is given to bill being a paranoid broken shell of a man and the fact that their relationship failed but in the show its all disco
for all you haters think about what it would take for you to let your guard down and let yourself become so vulnerable to let another man bust your crust. it's beautiful, man
In retrospect, I'm glad I shitposted about this rather than actually watching it.
you and every other brown poster
lol, what's the argument you're making?
>fellow white people LOVE gay netflix slop
lol
>is a prepper
>is going to need PrEP because he now has aids
Who writes this shit
As a hairy gay man, THIS is what I mean when I say I want representation. Bravo. I don't want some twink representing me, I am a MAN and am only attracted to MEN.
>I am a MAN
What are twinks if not men?
Thick, bearded men are the very future of love. It has been ordained by HBO, sorry twinks.
Damn
Actually hairy man here. I am a firm believer of psychology. Humans don't want gay shit shoved in front of them. Especially if it's two fat bears.
What if it's two hairy Henry Cavills?
Only women want to see that, and what women want doesn't matter.
imagine the smell
The scene where Joel gets hung upside down in the trap and all of the scenes developing ellie's character arguing with Bill died for this random gay love story from a leftover script of a completely unrelated show.
What show?
Will and Grace
a beautiful crust story
It only triggers people who never experienced true love themselves
A sick, in unnatural, forced, disgusting "love" story.
The last of us changed my life. I’m in hospice care for terminal aids and hepatitis from eating poop out my boyfriends butthole and playing these games any watching the show made me feel so seen, and come to terms with my imminent death from ass aids. I truly thank Niel druckmann for making this crusterpiece.
2 out of 8 episodes are forced gay love filler stories and they wonder why ellie and Joel's relationship doesn't seem as close or impactful as in the game
The way I see it, God created Adam and Eve
NOT
Adam and Steve
God doesn't exist neither did Adam or Eve. But guess who DOES exist? Adam and STEVE.
Not really. If you’re gay youre gay but you’re basically inflicted with a mental illness that makes you find procreation with the opposite sex disgusting.
To be fair, I don't find the opposite sex disgusting. My pp just doesn't get hard.
Unironically horrifying. It’s like having Alzheimer’s or something.
I would very much rather be gay than have Alzheimer's.
If I was gay I wish I’d get Alzheimer’s so I could forget my rabbi raping me and be straight again in my golden years.
Homosexuality is not a mental illness though
Define homosexuality
uh, if you’re biologically predisposed to not want to procreate you’re dysfunctional as an organism objectively
>Oohhh good god you've perfectly BAKED my frickin' CRUST....
I wonder if the actor is actually gay. I'd honestly be nauseated and close to vomiting if I had to kiss some hairy bearded lumberjack guy. A twink would be less bad, still nauseating but not as bad. I know they get paid for it, but I don't know how they can do it over and over for multiple takes.
I made out with a girl once who shaved her upper lip instead of waxing/plucking and I was mortified. I imagine even the most “passing” troon on Earth would feel like making out with your dad.
>10 years removed from original source material
>some TV producer comes up to Dr. Cukkmann
>"Doc, in the original game the "gay lovers" subplot is about a man being so bored, mistreated and hateful towards his other gay lover that he LITERALLY decides it's better to leave the safety of this gun-nut's trap-filled lair to get infected by the zombies and then write a letter and kill himself. That's what he does rather than staying together with his gay lover."
>write an entire episode trying to gaslight the people who played the game into misremembering the gay subplot that's no deeper than a couple sentences
Pathetic, really.
>misremembering the gay subplot that's no deeper than a couple sentences
The game's gay subplot was deeper than the show's
Not that kind of "deep".
Kinda meant like "going in depth".
But yeah, homos killing themselves is just much more palatable for the modern audiences.
unironically yes
the game did more to humanise the homosexual characters than the show did and the game wasn't even super glam about it, all bill did was call frank his partner and act a little upset and thats it, more attention is given to bill being a paranoid broken shell of a man and the fact that their relationship failed but in the show its all disco
for all you haters think about what it would take for you to let your guard down and let yourself become so vulnerable to let another man bust your crust. it's beautiful, man
in retrospect it's (literally) gay and stupid - I honestly regret watching it but at least I'm glad that I will never play it nor watch part 2
Unironically yes.
>BUTTSECKS WITH MEN.
I watched it and honestly didn’t care they were gay because it has no effect on me and if it affects you, you’re probably a closet homo.