In the inevitable adaptation will all the moronic engineers be white men?
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Have you seen the pics? Mostly white men working in that company.
cope, some board members are, but they don't design or build this grad tier shit. They just didn't have the vision 🙂
>Seamen
>Make the submarine look like a drop of semen
Bravo Nolan, you genius
Bollywood adaptation will tell the true story of the Pakistani terrorists on board
DO NOT REDEEM
DO NOT REDEEEEM
QUARTER MILLION DOLLARS
DESCEND FOR HOURS
HOME BUILT SUBMARINE!!!
NOW WE’RE STUCK HERE IN THE SAND
WILL I EVER SEE PAKISTAN?
PLEASE SIRS HURRY
MY VISION IS BLURRY
DO NOT REDEEEEEM
>when rajeet hears the pleas of the men on board and dives straight down to save them, fighitng sharks, krakens, whales, and even demons to reach them
>he stops the pakis then pulls the sub back to the surface himself
>opens the sub and pulls the men into the light on the surface
>everyone dances
yeah I'm thinking kino, a modern day odyssey
>have you heard of, the aqua aqua?
It'll be all the women, who are giving all the warnings about safety and being ignored
Who’s gonna play the CEO? Leo?
>why don't you engineer us a pot of coffee, sweetheart?
this, the white men will ignore them because of racism and patriarchy.
theyre all white irl. they look like fresh college grads.
>it was explosive decompression
not nearly as interesting as them being buried alive and slowly running out of oxygen
Wouldn’t it be “compression” not decompression?
>looking at it from the ocean's perspective
next level
Yeah what a lame outcome
They just announced it was an implosion.
They wouldn't have even realized it happened, they would have died in a millisecond.
On the first day im guessing. What was the banging? red herring I guess
Literally anything at sea? If it was them it would have been systematic, not once as the sonar had picked it up. For all we know it could have been whale jacking it.
I saw something that said it could have been Titanic wreckage shifting on its own unrelated to this.
herring can't swim that deep
ghosts
israeli coverup. Let's find out what that billionaire was putting his money into.
frick
is that real?
>Orcas are now sinking migrant carriers and murdering billionaires
We don't deserve them bros
>What was the banging?
me and ur mom
The ones from the deep
way less horrifying than slowly dying in there. Imagine the slush of human remains in that thing
They'll be paid tours to see this wreckage.
>Titanic
>Titan
Can't wait to visit this new wreck site in the submersible Tit.
another wreckage
>breasts up
edgelords btfo
there is already a documentary in the work by channel 5, capitalism
go back to redtit you dick sucking milf
>Nooo don't criticize greedy israelites who exploit tragedies for profit, it's actually communism ok?
try going a few posts without crying about politics. what makes these threads fun is that we can all acknowledge how stupid this whole situation was but then you come in and turn it political and wreck the thread
OP brought up the white men
I swear these anons come out of nowhere bringing up some deep lore political drama and cry out that it’s the other person that is mind broken. It would be funny if it weren’t so constant and deeply wound into every fricking conversation now
The white man thing being pushed by a garbage conservative brainrot idpol website was spammed within hours of this thing going public. Who are you trying to fool here exactly?
>tragedies
>exploit tragedies for profit
aka provide the public the documentary/story it wants
Stupid fricking Black person
>dick sucking milf
Please be in Ohio...
Compared to all those non-moronic subs engineered by poc you mean?
Brown submarines have more soul
That’s a boat
a black woman will be the whistleblower
Culture war is so cringe, go watch the quartering or something
no, you have to stay distracted because i NEED that third yacht
I love how conservative media is trying to push the "he didn't hire 50 year old white guys, thats why it failed" thing when you can clearly see the crew is 50 year old white guys. idpol ruined your brains
We need no old whi-ACK
those are the divers, not the ones that made and signed on the death coffin
He literally says it on the call. Like verbatim. Stop coping.
Yeah I know he said it but its clearly not true.
He said not OLD white guys. The crew was still white but they were all interns
They were white anyways though. The CEO very famously said that he was cutting corners and hated safety its all on him.
Why'd he delete his Twitter account?
smells like a dude who doesn't know tweets are public
Based Brian. dat boy gonna be rich soon, why the frick would he care about someone who is not related to him? He just banged his mom, that's all.
Hopefully updating his will was one of the crazy things on the waiver.
based lad was going to blink 182 concert and simping for e-thots while his rich relatives turned into spaghetti sauce inside the sub
Based soon-to-be-billionare coomer
his dad excluded him in his will
A day late, a buck short
Holy shit he tweets just like derich
kek of all references I'd see about this a DSP fanbase one was not one of them.
He is a coomer
>Hello, father, or should I say, Stockton. If you're seeing this message, then that means you know it's already too late, for you see... I took your controller out of the charging port last night!
He's the stepson of passenger Hamish Harding, not Oceangate CEO Stockton Rush.
He said an oopsie word
>billionares wait until they're 60 before having kids and they now have autism
many such cases
We must convince every anti-racist person to go to the bottom of the ocean in submarines built by diversity.
It's imperative that the racists are proven wrong.
The old white man doomed everyone on that sub with his shoddy plans
At least he had the balls to go himself
>go to the bottom of the ocean
No thanks
I don't care who makes the deathtrap, I'm not going
But diversity is a carbon fiber hull's greatest strength, anon.
But the bottom of the ocean is a Black person shithole, just close your eyes, same experience
Here are the archetypes from what I remember:
> The moronic CEO
> the titanic expert who has visited it 35 times
> some fricking billionaire
> the billionaire’s son
> a diving expert with a lot of world records and experience (or was that the billionaire?)
What kind of plot could we make with this cast?
They find an underwater dolphin civilization and they help them fight of the evil sharks and become friends in the end before resurfacing and doing good in the world.
its like the a team failing a mission
Gilligan's Island?
>time elapsed on crew 'running out of oxygen'
>like an hour later they find the debris
perfect timing for the media
They imploded, that explains why they couldn't find anything. Pretty much insta-death, so at least they didn't suffer too much.
yeah but the finding coincided with the time-limit that the media set
they 'ran out of oxygen' today and like an hour later they found that all the hype was for nothing and actually they just got crushed
Because that's then the ships with ROVs got there
they ran out of oxygen at 1pm bst
they found debris at like 5pm
The US Navy has known the ship imploded and known where it is since shortly after it happened, but they didn't say anything because it would have exposed the advanced sonars and ocean monitoring systems that they have in place. It's no coincidence that they found the debris shortly after the oxygen was supposed to have run out.
hydroacoustic monitoring isn't exactly a secret, they had it since the 60s
Plus it's the whole reason that the West knew about the Kursk
They have far more advanced systems now, like the Navy knew it popped before the support boat did.
>Scorpion was lost with all hands on 22 May 1968. She is one of two nuclear submarines the U.S. Navy has lost, the other being USS Thresher.[3] She was one of the four mysterious submarine disappearances in 1968, the others being the Israeli submarine INS Dakar, the French submarine Minerve, and the Soviet submarine K-129.
okay I found my rabbit hole for the day thanks
Scorpion still has two live nukes on board too
convinced K-129 was sunk in some Red October stand-off, same for USS Scorpion tbh. One of those near-miss ww3 moments neither side wanted to make public
I’m 95% sure the military has known for a while that it imploded and that’s why they haven’t been very serious about a rescue op. US Navy can literally hear a fart at the bottom of the Marinas Trench but they don’t want to confirm/deny the location or range of their equipment.
That was always my first thought.
Especially as it was that close to the US coast.
they implied something about “it would have been detected by sonar buoy” in the interview. they probably knew 2 days ago they were dead
Honestly finding a destroyed sub within a day or 2 of getting to the area is insane even if you know the general location
Honestly sounds like the Coast Guard simply decided to announce the more humane scenario now that the crew is definitely dead. Not even saying they're wrong, but it does feel like the timing isn't coincidence.
Can't wait for the James Cameron feature film:
>Film covers the hubris of the CEO as he ignores people telling him how unsafe the submarine is
>Engineer is convinced that his design is perfect and cannot possibly fail
>slowly show minor structural fatigue each dive, leading up to the last
>The implosion is shown, Jack and Rose's ghosts welcome the crew of the submarine to the ship at the end, in a sequence similar to Rose's death
holy KINO
I hope they recover the Logitech controller so they can put it in the Smithsonian
I was planning on writing a chernobyl-style miniseries based on this premise and they fricked me
>watergate
>obamagate
>oceangate
Would there be any human remains? I dunno what even happens to a human body at those pressures
imagine a building falling onto a person. then imagine a thousand buildings falling onto a person.
Considering they found debris of the vessel I doubt they'll manage to recover the bodies, they probably dissipated in the water which means they'll turn to seafood pretty quick.
I guess whatever remains of the sub could have some traces of bio-material on it, if they ever find it. It's still like looking for a needle in a haystack.
Gone, reduced to ashes
The design of the submersive was fine, they just gutted all safety precautions in order to save money while charging $250k a trip. It's unsurprising a hull breach is what did them in.
A hull breach in a submersive that low down in altitude will pretty much turn you into corned beef instantaneously. At least they died doing something they loved I guess.
Surely everyone's watched the Delta P video by now? There's nothing to recover
>design of the submersive was fine
>carbon fiber hull and window they knew was not rated for those depths
>but it le wasnt rated for that dewpth!!@!1
>had made the trip multiple times already
Oh look. youre so clearly wrong
Dumb Black person stop reading reddit
Being rated for a depth and being able to survive at that depth are 2 different things, ratings generally are going to have some VERY significant leeway especially for something like this just to cover their ass. That said the glass for the window was only rated to 1.5km or something
>what are fatigue cracks
Every pressure cycle takes life out of the hull just like a plane. Sure they could make a few voyages without issue but eventually the subpar structure would collapse since wasn’t strong enough in a few key places.
Repeated dives likely compromised the hull and they didn't notice. Cameron's Deepsea Challenger submersible shrunk in size by a couple inches due to the pressure it underwent
>Repeated dives likely compromised the hull and they didn't notice
I thought the same thing. It had only gone down a couple of times prior to this too.
Theoretically, if you compress gas fast enough it's temperature rises significantly we are talking in the thousand kelvin region, mostly turning into plasma. You'd probably vaporize in a very short time frame.
As this was in a vessel underwater that broke down you will be crushed to very small pieces while the water takes the place the vessel occupied, instantaneously turning into very hot gas collapsing again and again until equilibrium. There will be nothing left of you other than molecules or atoms.
stop being dumb its not a perfect system, some pieces are bound to survive the ordeal but good luck finding that on the ocean floor is not like they will look like meaty bits
Until you show me the bodies they are still alive
>Oy vey!
>when penis inspection finds an uncut penis
>Hey, this guy is giving out free rides! A shekel saved is a shekel earned, goyim.
>Com'n Chtulhu...
>BANG-BANG-BANG!
>...smash som' subs!
>BANG-BANG-BANG!
>US media kept asking in the press conference if they'll recover the bodies
do amerigoblins really
>here you go
What if they faked their death?
Unlikely. Shit like this happens on occasion. There was another sub with 44 crew members that went missing in 2017 and took months to find. Turned out it had also imploded.
>this entire story was all just a cover for the billionaire's actual departure to a space colony on mars set up by elon musk to avoid the inevitable ecological cataclysms about to destroy earth
This seems like the perfect way to fake your death. Just saying.
penis status?
Blown
White men over 50
Now there are two famous wrecks to explore right next to each other
I mean I get it was a stupid decision, but they're still people who don't deserve to die.
Every billionaire deserves worse. These were not people anon. These were meat bags with no concept of normality.
why do you hate gabe newell?
Cuz no half life 3
>WEF affiliated elites
Oh they absolutely deserved to die.
I just feel sorry for the kid, not for the rest of these israelites. He trusted his moronic father who sent him to his death in this obviously extremely moronic idea and vessel.
Why not just sit at home and watch the Titanic wreckage in 4K on Youtube? What the frick is the point in being stuck in a cramped place with a bunch of others while you're looking at the thing from a monitor anyway. Hebes and their hobbies...
The CEO dude 100% deserved it. Reading about the company’s history and watching past interviews with Stockton Rush showed that the implosion was an inevitability
>I mean I get it was a stupid decision, but they're still people who don't deserve to die so quickly and painlessly.
ftfy
Heres your remote bro
I loved the games they made for that controller.
Dance or sink!
Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed in the ending. They just died instantly? Good for the kid, but damn I wanted that boomer who hates white people to suffer a little more.
they were crushed to bloody pulp in less than a second. they had no time to be afraid and probably didnt even know what is going on
Surely there was creaking and shit leading up the the window breaking. It probably would have started to crack first
The moment any crack appears the boat implodes. They wouldn't even hear cracking noises.
I was reading about the trieste, some of the windows started to crack and they had to come back up. The windows are layered so if the outer layer breaks its not like the whole thing breaks.
Are you comparing pro made boat with multiple reinforced glass where when one starts cracking other one will still survive with literally cola can and washing machine window?
I just find it more realistic there would be some cracking and noises and not just instantaneous
I'm going to be honest with you all until this all happened I had no idea water pressure was a thing lol I thought water was just water
did you think water was weightless?
Yeah kinda
you can float on water tho, it's heavier than you are by volume
Have you genuinely never held a full bottle of water and an empty bottle of water? Have you never had to carry a pack of bottled waters, a bucket of water, or fricking anything with water?
Have your clothes never gotten wet
I mean what the frick man
Yeah but that is water contained in a thing that you are carrying, water in the ocean is just floating all around you
I hate you
I know I'm wrong now I'm just explaining my thoughts I learned about water pressure
Put your hand in a bucket of water and move it around. Is it as easy to do so as moving it around in air? Tard
i know what you are trying to say, but its not supposed to work like air.
When you are underwater, there is water on top of you, and the lower you go there is more water on top of you.
>i know what you are trying to say, but its not supposed to work like air.
It does work exactly like air, it's just that we're adapted to the weight of the air and don't notice it. Remove that weight and our bodies will fail without it.
>under a lot of dirt
wow thats heavy
>under a lot of water
...
It's not, it's just a psy-op. Take a submarine trip now, it's completely safe.
>t. dead submarine CEO
Have you never swam down to the deep end of a swimming pool? Even just 10 ft down you can feel pressure change.
This site is now infested with flyovers and turd worlders thanks to the Ukraine war. They literally cannot swim.
American education, folks.
is that sneed on the right?
>Implode
>Crab steals your shoes
is this from the Titan?
Shoes weren't allowed on board, so probably not.
yeah
ic*
Where is the matching skeleton?
The White male lead engineer who was fired for saying the sub was unsafe will be a woman of color in the Hollywood adaptation.
What were their last thoughts?
>I wish I had made more money
best
Genuinely probably something like "wow I hope that weird creaking noise isn't bad"
Will have been this.
>Maybe I shouldn't have gone to 4000 meters with a window rated for 1300
>The frick was that soun-
OH N-
>What was tha-
>i cant wait to frick 4 expensive hookers when we get back
"I'm so proud of the diverse group of young people I hired to build this, my white guilt is fading aw--"
>NOOOOO RICH PEOPLE CAN'T DIE NOOOOO-ACK!
>we only got 1 bottle of water and a shitty sandwich each
>Player 1 has disconnected? What does that even me-
>knew I should have got the play n charge kit
Depends on where they were. When it imploded it would have happened so fast they wouldn’t have been able to notice it. So if they were in front of the Titanic, maybe
>wow it’s a lot smaller than I th—
The ending means there’ll be no film. Shitty conclusion
Some bleak European director might adapt it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rescue_of_Roger_Mallinson_and_Roger_Chapman
Where's the footage?
Makes me think about stuff I would do or wouldn't do. I've been sky diving and bungee jumping, those were safe and certified so I didn't worry, but even if it was all regulated I'd balk at going to the bottom of the ocean or into deep caves. Frick that shit.
>they were dead the whole time
Frick these writers
Sucks to be that 19 Paki kid. Imagine being set-up for the most comfy life imaginable and dying horribly right before getting to start it. I guess the lucky thing is they died instantly so the dad didn't have to spend his last moments guilt ridden over what he did to his son.
>I guess the lucky thing is they died instantly so the dad didn't have to spend his last moments guilt ridden over what he did to his son.
Oof.
>dying horribly
if it was by decompression, extreme chances are (I'm talking 99.99999% here) that you will die a more horrible death. he didn't have the time to even realize it happened.
I remember the French guy from Cameron’s titanic documentaries. RIP
If only Cameron was on it too so I didnt have to deal with Avatar 3 4 5 6 7
Apparently Cameron didnt even bother to help searching, he knew they are all dead the moment they lost contact.
hes done with his titanic arc, hes busy making billion dollar awful blue people movies
>Hear about that viagra shit?
>I hear they were sinking a crate down to the Titan to try and raise it.
I don't get it, how were they not able to track it?
They had no tracker or internet connectivity on the sub for some moronic reason
explain how you get flawless connectivity 4000m under water. Please
Fricking Black person
sonar modem
The CEO got rid of it because his crew wouldn't stop bugging him for status updates when he just wanted to explore. So the only communication was text messages.
Is called inspiration you chud.
There’s no real way to ‘track’ anything that deep in the ocean.
But we can trivially send and recieve signals from the Mars rover a lightyear away?
There's not a bunch of fricking water between Earth and Mars to attenuate the signal.
Common core did a number on you
Entire movie
>sink to 1500-2000m
>the pressure implodes the sub
>instant death
>fin
The entire happening is boring but absurd
It's an A24 masterpiece
Have the bodies been found? Are they 100% dead or did the Atlantans snatch them?
the bodies were instantly vaporized
Now how is it that the Titanic is still in decent shape down there?
She's made of iron.
The Titanic didn't implode for one thing, and it's losing 1 ton of its structure per day. It's so brittle, you couldn't even pull it out if you wanted to.
And by the late 2030s it will dissolve completely.
in the event of an implosion, they're deader than dead
>moronic engineers
I'll let you in on a secret that your Black person brain will never comprehend. It could travel more than 2 miles under water
>there was another billionare that was supposed to join them but dropped out last minute due to a 'client commitment'
lmao
>final destination 9: in too deep
It reminds me of the priest on the original voyage who was told "GET OF THAT SHIP" via telegram from his superiors. So he got off on the last stop before New York.
By priest do you mean rabbi?
That client? Larry Silverstein.
sus fish
A movie would just be about the trial when the company gets sued
Now that the dust has settled, can we agree that it's an awful activity in the first place? not only is it dangerous but also dull as frick, all you do is sit inside a dark shitbox and look at the outside through a tiny screen. The company should have scammed these dumb rich fricks with a small unmanned sub with a camera sending the video feed to that screen.
Did all of their bodies immediately combine into a single mass?
Did their final moments end as they were all inside of one another, as a mass fleshpound?
So it seems there was a sixth passenger that refused to join the expedition even after he already paid for it because he took a few minutes to read that the entire idea was moronic and the company was very shady, imagine being this guy right now.
Drinking story for life.
no refunds
That guy? Seth MacFarlane.
>even after he already paid for it because he took a few minutes to read that the entire idea was moronic and the company was very shady, imagine being this guy right now.
BS, that guy was like the kid who decided to 360 once he got to the front of the rollercoaster ride.
Source
So what was the banging that was heard for two days if they died instantly? Something unrelated?
Sorry, that was me, banging your mom
>Something unrelated?
Altlanteans warning other surface dwellers to stay away.
The sub was torn apart by a giant octopus hence the sounds.
Could have been the sub’s remains banging against a rock
the dead banging their shackles together, they heard it while looking for the USS Thresher and probably a bunch of other losses as well.
they think it was something banging against the wreck of the titanic now
Could have been banging SOS before it imploded. I mean it still could have lost electricity and then imploded
they had emergency ballast that could be manually released to return to surface without electricity. i’m pretty confident the port window failed and caused the implosion. they didn’t have a chance to deploy any emergency procedures
Once again white men have to save the day
>Dawood
>Hamish
>Oceangate
>Titan - Titanic
>Ching Chong
WTF Bravo Rowling
>they see a shark on the monitor
>it comes close to the boat
>suddenly disappears from view
>goes quiet for a minute
>"he's right behind us, isn't he?"
>checks monitor
>cue sudden shark attack scene for 5 mins
What were they thinking?
the monitor show this with a glowing shark figure
I mean, were they not?
somebody hack em and leak the pictures
unfortunately all the footage from the sub was likely destroyed in the implosion as well
>Coast Guard officials said a remote-operated vehicle found the tail cone of the Titan submersible about 1,600 feet from the bow of the Titanic Thursday morning.
>Additional debris found was "consistent with the catastrophic loss of the pressure chamber," Rear Adm. John Mauger, the First Coast Guard District commander, said during a press briefing.
>The passengers' families were immediately notified.
>Five major pieces of debris were found, including the nose cone, officials said.
>The debris indicates there was a "catastrophic implosion" of the vessel, Mauger said.
>It's too early to tell when the implosion occurred, officials said.
>"This is an incredibly unforgiving environment down there on the seafloor," Mauger said.
Why don't they just make the whole submarine out of nose cone?
At that point it stops being nose cone except for the nose cone itself
If everything is nose cone, nothing is nose cone
You frickers finally made me laugh and I felt bad
I mean yeah usually they do make it out of titanium and glass like the nose cone, but stockdrop rushtonne settled with carbon fibre.
they were really trying to make people believe that some random ass sound that they detected was the sound of them banging on the inside of the hull
what an absolute crock of horseshit, some people actually did fall for it which is really sad
would banging even have made any significant sound outside the sub? the thing must have been thick as hell all around, acoustically isolated
banging on that pepsi can was probably what caused the catastrophic failure in the first place
They cut off communication so they could take turns banging that 19 year old and went to hard and broke a hole in the sub
>debris found next to titanic
why didn't they just look there in the first place?
The ocean floor is not exactly the easiest place to reach
It's extremely easy to reach actually
Yeah I wonder who was in charge of the rescue mission
"Turns out... little monkey fella"
Because the sub was *supposed* to be designed to float like most subs in case of failure meaning they could be anywhere in the water column. Reaching the titanic's wreck is not easy and requires preparation, it's not something you can just throw any random sub to reach.
>it's not something you can just throw any random sub to reach
Well this random uncertified sub certainly reached it, didn't it?
If you can call being killed instantly by a catastrophic failure "reaching" the titanic than sure
Karl, you're such a frickin' idiot. Play a record.
They didn't have the ROVs to search at that depth initially.
The banging noises were probably some tic tacs tinging their way up a tube
>opening scene of the ceo watching titanic in theaters
>entire movie is about the construction of the sub and dealing with uninspirational people
>3/4 into the movie the climax when they figure out to use the joy sticks from a logitech controller
>end scene is just before the launch, happy and excited
>end credit scene a loud explosion
>fade to black
>BANG
brava cemraon
special guest director for the end credit scene michael bay
>they're starting the descent
>'hey, who's up for a little music'
>hits the play button on his logitech joypad
>don't stop believing by Journey starts playing
Rich, people have always done this kind of shit throughout history. They always have to invent some dumbass prototype aircraft or something that gets them killed in a spectacular way. I guess when you have enough money to do whatever you want it takes a lot more serotonin for you to feel it, so your hobbies get more and more extreme.
>The CEO literally called the sub indestructible
Kino of this magnitude can only happen in real life
>Calls it the fricking TITAN too
You'd think a Titanic expert would know better than to tempt fate in such an obvious way
so this is what happened to them?
the byford dolphin decompression that instantly killed 4 men happened at 9 atmosphere, but their bodies were all intact (except for the dude that got shredded getting sucked out the door)
the titan sub's last contact was at 3500m depth which equates to 330 atmosphere
>the titan sub's last contact was at 3500m depth which equates to 330 atmosphere
so they probably got crushed to the size of a football?
>but their bodies were all intact
They weren't intact at all. One of the guys was turned into paste but the rest also suffered structural damage.
It's true that the titan sub likely had it even worse though.
i literally just read the report with photos and 3 of the men are all intact
intact as in all in one piece, yes
but they suffered internal damage that no human could survive, otherwise I agree
>Byford Dolphin diving bell
Fricking nightmare fuel
Gee Elon has been weirdly quiet about this whole thing
>the sub catastrophically imploded because they lost wi-fi connection
he knew they were already dead and last time he tried to help he got sued
>durr they didn't have wifi at the bottom of the ocean so the sub imploded
Starlink provided internet to surface support.
Already debunked. Claims that the submersible itself using Starlink have all been rescinded. The company used, Starlink, not the submersible.
>desperate Elong haters pretend your submarine implodes if your connection drops below three bars
This whole thing is a hoax to discourage people from looking for fat stacks of loot and other tons of pirate treasure.
Do go further.
>muh billionaires
only two were billionaires, the rest were just a kid, a moronic CEO (probably the only one who deserved it) and a scientist (probably the only real loss)
>and a scientist (probably the only real loss)
if he was le scientist, he wouldn't have agreed to jump on this moronic vessel with this moronic CEO on top of it.
The kid is the only one who got fricked and would have expected his father to know better.
how did logitech stock react?
once they find the controller still fully intact its a win
Unironically lost a billion dollars in value.
i mean... it's not their fault moronic billionaire decided to cheap on a 15 bucks game controller. i don't think that thing was ever meant to operate a fricking submarine.
The controller was not the issue with the vehicle.
He didn't just go cheap on the controller
He went cheap on the entire fricking submersible and got told multiple times that it's dangerous
Did the water crush them into pieces or what? Is there anything left for the animals underwater?
anyone got some schizo /x/ theories on this? ghost of titanic?
Cthulhu or Jason killed them hence the devastation of the submarine.
Microsoft just dodged a bullet, imagine if they were using a xbox controller.
>4 billionares go missing deep into the ocean
Business people are more risk tolerant than your average person. Criminals have the same mentality. It gives them a thrill when their risk-taking works out.That's the reason why the CEO went down along with them.
One Caucasian (old white man)
One black (female)
One Asian (male)
One indigenous (female)
I wonder what depth they were at when they imploded
Imagine the state of their bodies, just complete fricking mush, spines lying about
Anywhere below 1600 feet, so probably not long after that point. The porthole was only rated for that depth.
why not get a port hole rated for a further depth?
Because the CEO was a cheapskate moron. He fired his chief engineer for literally telling him so.
They didn't want to spend more money.
There wouldn't be any of that, the force would have literally set the air on fire and completely incinerated their bodies
>There wouldn't be any of that, the force would have literally set the air on fire and completely incinerated their bodies
explain?
wouldn't everything happen so fast. Water rushing, fire, crushing
Good thing there's all that water around to put the fire out.
Given how close the debris is to the Titanic they are probably at the ship when it blew, the odds of them exploding far above it and the debris drifting that close are astronomically low.
Will it mess with Logitech though? It was their controller after all
It's funny everyone is blaming the controller when they made a submarine out of carbon fiber and then subjected it to absolutely unimaginable pressures repeatedly.
The submersible literally survived like 4 trips like that before.
they will probably start putting warnings on their controllers like "do not use if going more than 1000 feet underwater"
Yeah, let's ignore the window designed to sustain like 1000 meters of depth being send 4000 meters down there...
They went there like 20 times before.
If you can go there 20 times then you can go there 21 tiACKKKK PLARP
according to the ceo he said it had 7 safety features to return to the surface, even if the crew were unconscious. none of which matter if you use a window that is only rated to go a third of the depth you want.
they said they found the front bell and aft segment so i’m guessing the window failed and caused the implosion.
fricking moron
>Dude, current thing
this has been the most fun news story since harambe cheer up you boring frick
the van couple or chris watts was better
To think their pasty remains that are now scattered around floating in the deep depths are now going to be consumed by little critters.
We win again I'm life by simply not getting myself killed in such a horrid way.
Go us!
>there were cameras on the inside recording everything
pray for black box kino bros
>there will never be any accidents, we wont need a "black box"
here’s your black box
Yes
>Yes
>The fawwther
So they imploded? Someone explain this to me like I’m 7 years old. When they’re in the container would they have known the implosion was coming or would it have just been quick and painless?
They wouldn't have known they were dying. Pretty much instant.
Better than slowly suffocating in a tube for 5 days.
>They wouldn't have known they were dying
Except if the sub started making creaking noises that got worse and they knew they were about to be fricked but couldn't do anything about it
At the depth they were at I doubt there was any gap between the hull starting to fail and failing. It would have just gone from everything being OK to ded.
It was carbon fiber glued to titanium. I'm guessing there was a 500ms spray of water before the entire thing just crushed them in dozens of milliseconds.
Lmao OOPS
Maybe they had a good time. Like being a kid at a new waterpark and not realising you've just stepped over a motion sensitive water sprayer. Blasts you in the face and that brief moment of shock is strangely joyous, then NOTHING. YOU ARE DEAD.
They would have felt the most intense pain imaginable in a flash before dying.
They had no idea something is even going on with the vessel. The moment it cracked it imploded. Less than a second between any signs that something is not right and absolutele total destruction.
death before they even knew what happened.
still pretty horrifying though
They died more or less instantaneously.
Absolutely instantaneous. Literally crushed and torn apart all at once. They might have felt something but would have been dead before realizing they were.
>two out of three people on that video are dead
grim
grant and?
>one dies crashing a car at over 500mph
>one drops dead from an aneurysm
life is something
>supposedly they heard a sound after loss of comms but waited 8 hours to tell anyone
Tracks with the journalists stories of being on one of the previous dives and they lost contact for five hours and didn't do anything.
why didn't they just open the hatch and swim to the top??
Are you fricking moronic? There's German subs just waiting for such a thing
probably wouldn't be able to hold their breath for the time required to ascend to the top
sharks
You don't know which way is up, there is no light to guide you that deep or gravity
>My grandparents died on the Titanic and I'm going to die in this fricking can
So far the only parts found were made of titanium?
Will they manage to find the carbon fiber body?
>Will they manage to find the carbon fiber body?
anon that turned into dust
There are creatures that live at the depth. How do they survive. What if they were to develop an exoskeleton with their skin so you dont need a sub
im guessing they aren't filled with air
They have nothing that can be compressed.
>There are creatures that live at the depth. How do they survive
From Wikipedia
>These animals have evolved to survive the extreme pressure of the sub-photic zones. The pressure increases by about one atmosphere every ten meters. To cope with the pressure, many fish are rather small, usually not exceeding 25 cm in length. Also, scientists have discovered that the deeper these creatures live, the more gelatinous their flesh and more minimal their skeletal structure. These creatures have also eliminated all excess cavities that would collapse under the pressure, such as swim bladders.
>pressure this
>pressure that
if the submarine was made of diamond it wouldn't have succumbed to pressure
I find it funny that they are sending rovers down now to not even look at the titanic. this new wreck is going to be even more famous than the actual wreck.
They are going to start doing two in one deals. Titanic and the titan in one trip, hot dog!
OH NONONONONONO
HAHAHAAHAAAAH
>out of all employees involved 5 were women
this doesn't say what you think it does
The old white man in charge was the one who insisted in having a window not designed for those depths though
You can try blaming it on other people but its clearly this dudes fault.
>He said there was a "limit" to safety, telling Pogue: "You know, at some point, safety is just pure waste. I mean, if you just want to be safe, don't get out of bed, don't get in your car, don't do anything. At some point, you're going to take some risk, and it really is a risk-reward question."
>Rush added that his Titan sub features, and trips to the Titanic wreck, can be done outside of what's been previously done, saying: "I think I can do this just as safely while breaking the rules."
Yup, it's hubris.
>all bullshit zoom meeting in your bathrobe jobs
how many were #engineers?
James Cameron
>tfw Cameron went down 35,787 ft in a submarine all on his own, significantly deeper than the titanic
Do you think he was down there and sabotaged their sub?
Has anyone seen him recently to corroborate his whereabouts?
he was on ABC news like a half hour ago
look at it this way, next sub they send down can look at the titanic and the titan wreckage. im thinking we can bump the price to 300k a seat now.
Why'd she do it?
if there's ever been wife material it's her
Why did they make it so spacious? Isn't all that extra air just waste and also making the pressure more intense?
Compare that to the shit Camera was in, he was packed in like a sardine.
It's actually insane how deep he went
so is the Johnston the deepest known wreck?
Yes, for now. Who knows what could be at the bottom of the pacific ocean.
Last year they found the USS Samuel B Roberts which is about 400m deeper
wtf why is lake baikal so deep?
he said he got those handrails from camper world
>still claiming victims over 100 years later
Is the Titanic secretly some kind of eldritch monstrosity like the Overlook Hotel, or something?
700 die in the Med last week, including hundreds of women and children, I sleep.
5 rich idiots die a death of their own making, front page news for 5 days completely burying the former story.
Clown world
Those were Africans, why should I care? Go back.
>including hundreds of women and children
delusional, those boats are always 99% men
This. Frick em, they were enemies that deserved it.
>women and children
do you have a single source to back that up?
>700 die in the Med last week, including hundreds of women and children
>source? oy vey!
https://twitter.com/TalibanPRD_/status/1671877755527651331
needs a log in