>in this department we do things by the book!
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>in this department we do things by the book!
>in this department we do things by the book!
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>>in this department we do things by the book!
>*takes out the satanic bible*
The satanic Bible is all about personal responsibly and agency though.
ya, cuz it was just a cheap mismash of Ayn Rand and Might is Right (banned on Amazon, btw)
Not the normalgay satanic bible
The actual satanic bible. Like the necronomicon
man please read some books
Frick off israelite.
that would actually make sense for cops
bye book!
>and your other book
>in this book we do things by the department!
haha just thought it could be funny
you're a loose cannon, anon. Hand in your shitposting license and your reaction image folder
bye department!
agent chud you caused 500000 dollars in property damage!! we should fire your ass!!! but damn it you get results....
I wrote the book
>Chief, I don't do things by the book, the book...does things...by me...or something like that
Ok god made do it defense
write a statement and leave, could be made in the form of a post
>I got the mayor up my ass
AND MY OTHER ASS!
>Screw the book, Chief. Call me when Internal Affairs give you your balls back!
>Johnson, I've got the Mayor up my ass!
>W-what did I do now, Chief?
>Nothing, just close the door behind you.
> "In this department, we do things by the book!"
> takes out Everybody Poops
> cut to gay 10-man scat orgy
> grandpa starts shitting faster than eminem
Damn it, Clancy, all you ever do is follow the book! Where are the results? I'm giving you a new badge and another gun. You're working with Detective Maverick from now on. You... and your OTHER gun!
>Hola, officer. You come just in time, si, si, si! We are about to have a fiesta!
>What are you celebrating, wetback?
>A funeral, senor.
>Oh yeah? Whose?
>Yours.
>Ay yi y-
>BAM!
Chief, with all due disrespect, this is the most corrupt and incompetent precinct in the city. Of all of the police shooting in the US, this precinct is responsible for 58% of them.
Which book? The one you burned? Or the one full of unwritten rules? Or the one written in code that only you can decipher?
>in this department we do things by the book!
>i can't read sir
>that's okay we've made major strides in office accessibility and we've taken the liberty of assigning you a reading partner
>this guy is gonna get me killed out in the field!
>he'll read out your eulogy
hivemind
Yeah, well I can't read boss
Viper was right as usual
I'VE GOT THE DA BREATHING DOWN MY NECK, THE ENTIRE FIFTH CIRCUIT SLIDING UP MY ASS, AND THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE SENSUALLY KISSING ME.
today I was thinking about this exactly, how do you know me. I think that most life is kinda in some way moronic like this.
Well I've got news for you Chief, I never learned how to read
>Umm excuse me? Would you be speaking to me this way if I was a white cis male?