> nubile titty actress
She knows exactly what she is and she's securing the bag making anything and everything even the most cliche slop while the going is good.
Wait until you actually look into the sexual offender rates of catholic priests and find out that they don't actually offend at a higher rate than any other group of males in positions of power. Except for public school teachers, they're way higher.
Nope, actual research. The fact that insurance companies don't charge churches any extra for liability insurance is the biggest tell. Insurance companies are the biggest israelites of all, and if they can't extract any extra money, there must be no way.
Your rates only go up if you are doing payouts. If you put the offender on a private plane to some place without an extradition agreement and mumble something about penance, the price remains the same.
Hollywood is run by israelites. They hate Christians, especially Catholics. There was a debate on rw twitter where a israelite clearly showed his hatred for Catholicism.
Unironically this. They were the first ones to publicly denounce the freemasons in 1884, in the encyclical HUMANUM GENUS:
>[...]At every period of time each [good vs evil in very broad terms] has been in conflict with the other, with a variety and multiplicity of weapons and of warfare, although not always with equal ardour and assault. At this period, however, the partisans of evil seems to be combining together, and to be struggling with united vehemence, led on or assisted by that strongly organized and widespread association called the Freemasons. No longer making any secret of their purposes, they are now boldly rising up against God Himself. They are planning the destruction of holy Church publicly and openly, and this with the set purpose of utterly despoiling the nations of Christendom[...]
well reading the thing, achhhhhtually the first time the Catholic Church denounced the free masons was in 1738: the papal document "In eminenti apostolatus" banned catholics from becoming freemasons
But it's just so tiresome. Every Catholic movie is the same these days. I imagine we'll see some lesbian Nuns. I imagine the entire plot of this movie is not supernatural or religiously inspired, it'll all be about a cult of Catholic Priests who drug and rape Nuns and then kill them when they find out about it or something. Maybe they're zealots that want to make it seem like a miracle, but I'm convinced her baby is not an immaculate conception, obviously, it's just like that "Strange But True" movie where some creep drugs her and rapes her and she thinks the pregnancy was from not having sex but it's just because she doesn't remember having sex or being raped. How about come up with a new concept for once, subvert my expectations just one time.
>How about come up with a new concept for once
you literally just invented the plot for this movie out of your ass and then you complain it's bad and unoriginal, jesus fricking christ. Seek help
>you literally just invented the plot for this movie out of your ass and then you complain it's bad and unoriginal, jesus fricking christ. Seek help
The plot is in the trailer. It's obvious to anyone who isn't a willfully ignorant moron. What do you think? It's actually a supernatural thriller about demons or something? No. Even the part where the Nun commits suicide, it's obvious she is just another one of the Nuns who was abused by the Priests and she jumped, or she was pushed. Then there's the people in the red masks she keeps seeing. There's all the weird torture she undergoes in the trailer. She's even being chased by a random dude in one of the clips. Just like when I watched The Wonder, and it gets revealed the kid is not miraculous and his freaky mom is just chewing the food and depositing it into her mouth for her.
>I imagine we'll see some lesbian Nuns.
do you also watch movies about female soccer players and complain there are lesbians in it? Lesbianism is common among nuns. Movie about nuns is dishonest if you DON'T have lesbians
nta but i actually read a whole book about it a little while back called "lesbian nuns: breaking silence." it's on openlibrary.
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Who was the author? Vile Shlomo?
3 months ago
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no.
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Yes. There's as much truth there as the claims that "European Christian Nobles had orgies and they were all gay and Black people invented Europe". Disgusting israeli lies.
3 months ago
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It's communist double talk, pay it no mind. Lobel is clearly not that
3 months ago
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i want em breasts in my mouth while i frick her bloody why yes i'm a pajeet tee hee
Honestly this felt like a very fresh take on the Nun Movie. I really love Sweeneys film career so far. She is American Eva Green like the brave one who is willing to do the amazing nude scenes that greatly elevate rather than detract from the movie. The eroticism going on in this trailer is the best since The VVitch.
Her role in Madame Web is pure kitsch hot girl in tight leather, and her movie with Glen Powell was a pretty nice romcom. She has never gone trashy yet, or like Pamela Anderson or something Sydney is tastefully beautiful.
Why are morons like that? Every fricking time. It's such a standard behavior for them, you can't unsee it once someone points it out. They don't wanna or are unable to spend time reading or thinking about something, gaining knowledge, or in this case just watching a movie but they have this strong desire to have an opinion so they will come up with a "hot" take - usually just automated contrarianism or also automated negativity - and boom, this is their substitute for knowledge. They can feel like they know something, like they are smart, without putting any effort into it. Probably because learning shit is gay and effeminate. Real chad is born with knowledge. It's so fricking pathetic Just be curious, instead of being judgmental. It's literally that easy to stop being a moronic fricking chud of a moron
the Nun II was very pro catholic though. It unironically had two girls doing The Eucharistic Prayer to defeat the demon Nun. if that isn't pro Catholic, or pro Christian in general, I don't know what is.
The only potential opposition. Splintered denominations have no power to speak of. Some of them even worship the pharisees in some weird inversion of the covenant
>a nun being impregnated by the devil is against Catholicism
Lmao, do you not know how Merlin was born? Catholics wrote the origin story for Merlin. He was born the same way. A devil impregnated a woman without lying with her, and she spawned Merlin. An immaculate conception by the devil is probably one of the most Catholic tropes out there.
>Lmao, do you not know how Merlin was born? Catholics wrote the origin story for Merlin. He was born the same way. A devil impregnated a woman without lying with her, and she spawned Merlin. An immaculate conception by the devil is probably one of the most Catholic tropes out there.
But she's not impregnated by the Devil. That would be an interesting albeit fictional concept which stays true to some Catholic mythology. Instead she'll be raped by a cabal of horny Priests who want to manufacture fake miracles or some shit.
>immaculate conception by the devil is probably one of the most Catholic tropes out there.
immaculate conception doesn't mean pregnancy without having sex. It refers to Mary being born without original sin
Catholics have made a business out of converting or killing israelites over the centuries. Catholics have essentially driven a large number of the world's events, such as discovering the New World or starting the US on a path toward landing on the moon.
immaculate conception doesn't refer to jesus' conception. It's about Mary's conception and how she was conceived without original sin in her. This is a common misconception
I feel like these new leaks were leftovers from the nudes she took for Euphoria. It’s still insane to me that she was asked to do that and they showed them on screen
There are like three short webms of her showing her breasts. Basically the same vibe as the Euphoria “leaked photos”. I can’t post them or I’ll get in trouble though
Frick. I can already tell this will have a stupid ending like Hereditary or the first season of AHS where she gives birth despite everyone trying to kill her and then the kid is the anti christ or whatever and that's the twist ending. Still gonna have to watch it for the coom value.
But it's just so tiresome. Every Catholic movie is the same these days. I imagine we'll see some lesbian Nuns. I imagine the entire plot of this movie is not supernatural or religiously inspired, it'll all be about a cult of Catholic Priests who drug and rape Nuns and then kill them when they find out about it or something. Maybe they're zealots that want to make it seem like a miracle, but I'm convinced her baby is not an immaculate conception, obviously, it's just like that "Strange But True" movie where some creep drugs her and rapes her and she thinks the pregnancy was from not having sex but it's just because she doesn't remember having sex or being raped. How about come up with a new concept for once, subvert my expectations just one time.
Consider that both of those predictions are incredibly generic and cliched. And then consider that the chance that the film doesn't follow one of them is miniscule.
People actually mad about "muh religion". Jesus Christ movies like this existed since Rosemarie's Baby and maybe even longer. Get a fricking grip, you are literally acting like a bunch of dumb women holy shit. It's a movie. It won't turn the heckin christians evil or atheist don't worry.
you're getting angry about a movie you haven't seen because you don't like what you imagine is going to be in it. This is turboschizo even for Cinemaphile standards
So I guess israelites would be in the wrong to complain about a movie called "FORESKIN" that shows rabbis shuffling off into dark evil tunnels with babies, because they don't KNOW what's in the movie, right?
You don't have any "point" homosexual, you just hate Christianity and are being obscurantist about it.
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I don't give a frick about Christianity, i just think Cinemaphile christian larpers are 100 times more cringe than the nastiest troony in existence. And you don't have a point neither other than "da joos are killing me via a movie starring a bimbo with fat breasts"
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>pssh I don't even care about Christianity lol >but I just hate seeing it referenced in any public forum and hate seeing it defended in any way when it is attacked and blasphemed despite being the foundation of the society I am living in
sure thing pal
3 months ago
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you don't even believe in this crap, mate. You were just brainwashed by krasnoyarsk bots to believe that christian larping is new based and redpilled counterculture
3 months ago
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I've gone to mass every week for pretty much my entire life m8. I am literally in the process of joining a lay religious order.
3 months ago
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i'm gonna ask you one question to help you realize something. Would you believe in jesus christ if you were the last person on earth believing in him?
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I've got a feeling this is going to be one question in a long line of questions that basically end up in any typical Atheistic conclusion--God mean, Christians stupid, Atheists enlightened. I tip my fedora to you, good gentlesir.
3 months ago
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you're getting comically defensive which means it worked. You have realized something
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>Would you believe in jesus christ if you were the last person on earth believing in him?
I don't see why numbers would prove or disprove him, I hope I'd say yes but that's a weird scenario.
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>I don't see why numbers would prove or disprove him >I hope I'd say yes
your lack of self awareness is amusing. If he real you would believe in him no matter how many people share that belief, mate. But you write something like >I hope I'd say yes
which is very revealing. Of course you wouldn't believe in him if you were the last person. Literally no one would. Because then you would realize this is all bullshit. Gods only exist as a shared intersubjective thing. Zeus and Osiris completely disappeared when people stopped believing in them
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>if you say yes then there are millions of gods and none of them are realistically real and you are just a dumb zealot >if you try to say anything more rational that just means you don't actually believe
Nice loaded question lol, thanks for dropping the mask and revealing you were just a sophistic fedora this entire time.
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>if you say yes then there are millions of gods and none of them are realistically real and you are just a dumb zealot
i didn't say anything like that lol. I knew that if you had really imagined this scenario you wouldn't say yes - no one would. When more people believe in a god, he seems more real. It's a very simple thing. If they were to stop and you're the last one, you would stop too >Nice loaded question lol, thanks for dropping the mask and revealing you were just a sophistic fedora this entire time
you're getting defensive again kek
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>if you had really imagined this scenario you wouldn't say yes - no one would.
The scenario makes no sense. You could say it about something empirical like being the only person who believes in gravity too. There was a time when one Catholic priest was the only person on Earth who believed in the Big Bang.
People's beliefs being influenced from those around them isn't some kind of shocking conspiracy.
>anything more rational
huh? The frick are you talking about? If he real then it shouldn't matter how many people believe in him but it clearly matters to you which is hilarious. It literally means you don't actually believe
>If he real then it shouldn't matter how many people believe in him
He wants to be worshiped by everyone, so yes it does matter.
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>People's beliefs being influenced from those around them isn't some kind of shocking conspiracy.
if he's real why would you be influenced? You know he's real, right? He's the GOD >He wants to be worshiped by everyone
sauce? How do you know that? This response is btw so moronic and out of the blue that i think your brain is legitimately melting from cognitive dissonance.
play pretend your whole life, mate, if it makes you happy but i can assure you, you will not forget this simple thought experiment
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>You know he's real, right?
I BELIEVE he's real. What I know for certain is that he is the center of my community and those I love and want to protect. >sauce? How do you know that?
The Bible? >This response is btw so moronic and out of the blue that i think your brain is legitimately melting from cognitive dissonance.
Absolutely seething, you can think you "won" here if you care so much.
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>BELIEVE as an opposition to KNOW and as a last resort when you don't want to question things
jesus fricking christ L M A O >You know he's real, right? >I BELIEVE he's real.
because you know he isn't you stupid fricking moron. How can you be so stupid to not realize how much this kind of shit reveals about you?
3 months ago
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The defining creed of Christianity literally begins with the words "I believe." The name Creed is literally derived from the Latin verb "to believe."
Behind all your petulance this must unironically be new information to you on how religion works huh
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>anything more rational
huh? The frick are you talking about? If he real then it shouldn't matter how many people believe in him but it clearly matters to you which is hilarious. It literally means you don't actually believe
It would be easy to assume that these people are shrieking shrews, and they certainly act the part, but that's not actually the case. They're just pathetic autists with no personality beyond perpetually being outraged over some shit.
They're not Christians, they don't go to Chruch.
> nubile titty actress
She knows exactly what she is and she's securing the bag making anything and everything even the most cliche slop while the going is good.
It worked for Susan sarandon, and she's still getting work at 70+
Seems kino.
Cant wait for a crossover with Padre Amorth.
>Priest saving a sexy chick
Pope Exorcist's field of expertise.
Father Thomas' little bawd had some nice boobs in that movie.
>Father Thomas
Esquibel is such a n00b...he need to learn a lot from senpai Gabriele.
midsommar for church girls
Doc about her immaculate rack?
>What if Catholicism was... le scary!
They should make a religious themed horror movie about Islam or Judaism or Hinduism for once
Sorry, you can only shit on Christians and those of European descent
I'd watch a horror movie about the Golem of Prague or something like that. I dunno how you could make a horror movie out of Islam though
Tbf Islam's aesthetics are too soulless to make a good horror movie. israeli horror would be sick Hollywood would never allow that
Wait until you actually look into the sexual offender rates of catholic priests and find out that they don't actually offend at a higher rate than any other group of males in positions of power. Except for public school teachers, they're way higher.
you're full of bullshit thoo
>sauce
>infographic on /misc/
Nope, actual research. The fact that insurance companies don't charge churches any extra for liability insurance is the biggest tell. Insurance companies are the biggest israelites of all, and if they can't extract any extra money, there must be no way.
Your rates only go up if you are doing payouts. If you put the offender on a private plane to some place without an extradition agreement and mumble something about penance, the price remains the same.
https://www.newsweek.com/priests-commit-no-more-abuse-other-males-70625
I'm not going to spoon-feed you anymore.
israelite rabbis commit sexual assault against young men at a rate 18x higher than catholic priests
>Islam
Under The Shadow
>Judaism
Der Golem
The Possession (2012)
The Golem (2019)
>Hinduism
It Lives Inside
under the shadow was so kino
For Hinduism, read the Camp of the Saints by Raspail, or just watch Indian webms, they're like short horror stories about the fall of civilization.
i don't give a shit about the movie but i'll 100% watch it
i love her so much its unreal
>Booba Sweeney
A must watch!
frickkkk
Why is Hollywood so obsessed with destroying Catholicism?
Hollywood is run by israelites. They hate Christians, especially Catholics. There was a debate on rw twitter where a israelite clearly showed his hatred for Catholicism.
All true
Because ~~*they*~~ hate the guy who told them the truth and cursed them to their current fate.
Because the Catholic Church are the good guys.
Unironically this. They were the first ones to publicly denounce the freemasons in 1884, in the encyclical HUMANUM GENUS:
>[...]At every period of time each [good vs evil in very broad terms] has been in conflict with the other, with a variety and multiplicity of weapons and of warfare, although not always with equal ardour and assault. At this period, however, the partisans of evil seems to be combining together, and to be struggling with united vehemence, led on or assisted by that strongly organized and widespread association called the Freemasons. No longer making any secret of their purposes, they are now boldly rising up against God Himself. They are planning the destruction of holy Church publicly and openly, and this with the set purpose of utterly despoiling the nations of Christendom[...]
well reading the thing, achhhhhtually the first time the Catholic Church denounced the free masons was in 1738: the papal document "In eminenti apostolatus" banned catholics from becoming freemasons
Sydney dabbing on christKEKS with her immaculate babyfeeders
But it's just so tiresome. Every Catholic movie is the same these days. I imagine we'll see some lesbian Nuns. I imagine the entire plot of this movie is not supernatural or religiously inspired, it'll all be about a cult of Catholic Priests who drug and rape Nuns and then kill them when they find out about it or something. Maybe they're zealots that want to make it seem like a miracle, but I'm convinced her baby is not an immaculate conception, obviously, it's just like that "Strange But True" movie where some creep drugs her and rapes her and she thinks the pregnancy was from not having sex but it's just because she doesn't remember having sex or being raped. How about come up with a new concept for once, subvert my expectations just one time.
Don't give them any money, just give it to the poor instead.
meds
>How about come up with a new concept for once
you literally just invented the plot for this movie out of your ass and then you complain it's bad and unoriginal, jesus fricking christ. Seek help
>you literally just invented the plot for this movie out of your ass and then you complain it's bad and unoriginal, jesus fricking christ. Seek help
The plot is in the trailer. It's obvious to anyone who isn't a willfully ignorant moron. What do you think? It's actually a supernatural thriller about demons or something? No. Even the part where the Nun commits suicide, it's obvious she is just another one of the Nuns who was abused by the Priests and she jumped, or she was pushed. Then there's the people in the red masks she keeps seeing. There's all the weird torture she undergoes in the trailer. She's even being chased by a random dude in one of the clips. Just like when I watched The Wonder, and it gets revealed the kid is not miraculous and his freaky mom is just chewing the food and depositing it into her mouth for her.
well in this specific case I don't care because of Sweeney breasts
>I imagine we'll see some lesbian Nuns.
do you also watch movies about female soccer players and complain there are lesbians in it? Lesbianism is common among nuns. Movie about nuns is dishonest if you DON'T have lesbians
>Lesbianism is common among nuns.
Source: It came you in a dream. Frick you, moron.
nta but i actually read a whole book about it a little while back called "lesbian nuns: breaking silence." it's on openlibrary.
Who was the author? Vile Shlomo?
no.
Yes. There's as much truth there as the claims that "European Christian Nobles had orgies and they were all gay and Black people invented Europe". Disgusting israeli lies.
It's communist double talk, pay it no mind. Lobel is clearly not that
i want em breasts in my mouth while i frick her bloody
why yes i'm a pajeet tee hee
Honestly this felt like a very fresh take on the Nun Movie. I really love Sweeneys film career so far. She is American Eva Green like the brave one who is willing to do the amazing nude scenes that greatly elevate rather than detract from the movie. The eroticism going on in this trailer is the best since The VVitch.
Her role in Madame Web is pure kitsch hot girl in tight leather, and her movie with Glen Powell was a pretty nice romcom. She has never gone trashy yet, or like Pamela Anderson or something Sydney is tastefully beautiful.
Why are morons like that? Every fricking time. It's such a standard behavior for them, you can't unsee it once someone points it out. They don't wanna or are unable to spend time reading or thinking about something, gaining knowledge, or in this case just watching a movie but they have this strong desire to have an opinion so they will come up with a "hot" take - usually just automated contrarianism or also automated negativity - and boom, this is their substitute for knowledge. They can feel like they know something, like they are smart, without putting any effort into it. Probably because learning shit is gay and effeminate. Real chad is born with knowledge. It's so fricking pathetic Just be curious, instead of being judgmental. It's literally that easy to stop being a moronic fricking chud of a moron
>chud
Nice Bel-Air, anon
imagine still being mad about this word after it was used over 127k times on this board
imagine spamming a nonsense babytalk "insult" that doesn't mean anything to anyone 127k times
>that doesn't mean anything to anyone
yet it still makes you mad
the Nun II was very pro catholic though. It unironically had two girls doing The Eucharistic Prayer to defeat the demon Nun. if that isn't pro Catholic, or pro Christian in general, I don't know what is.
Yeah that's about the only series (the entire franchise) that doesn't take a fat shit on Catholicism in their movies. The rest though? Nope.
does she still have her hand over her breasts after she's slapped? i can't tell
hot
The only potential opposition. Splintered denominations have no power to speak of. Some of them even worship the pharisees in some weird inversion of the covenant
>a nun being impregnated by the devil is against Catholicism
Lmao, do you not know how Merlin was born? Catholics wrote the origin story for Merlin. He was born the same way. A devil impregnated a woman without lying with her, and she spawned Merlin. An immaculate conception by the devil is probably one of the most Catholic tropes out there.
>Lmao, do you not know how Merlin was born? Catholics wrote the origin story for Merlin. He was born the same way. A devil impregnated a woman without lying with her, and she spawned Merlin. An immaculate conception by the devil is probably one of the most Catholic tropes out there.
But she's not impregnated by the Devil. That would be an interesting albeit fictional concept which stays true to some Catholic mythology. Instead she'll be raped by a cabal of horny Priests who want to manufacture fake miracles or some shit.
>immaculate conception by the devil is probably one of the most Catholic tropes out there.
immaculate conception doesn't mean pregnancy without having sex. It refers to Mary being born without original sin
>Why is Hollywood so obsessed with destroying another heresy of of the true Christianity?
Who cares?
Catholics have made a business out of converting or killing israelites over the centuries. Catholics have essentially driven a large number of the world's events, such as discovering the New World or starting the US on a path toward landing on the moon.
It was a consumer revolt by Catholics that got the Hays Code instituted
They don’t even care if no one watches their shit now
oh god I can see her toes
her toes are perfect
>Immaculate
so that means she was born without original sin?
Immaculate CONCEPTION. A nun got preggo
immaculate conception doesn't refer to jesus' conception. It's about Mary's conception and how she was conceived without original sin in her. This is a common misconception
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Took the words right out of my mouth.
I feel like these new leaks were leftovers from the nudes she took for Euphoria. It’s still insane to me that she was asked to do that and they showed them on screen
LEAKS? WHY AM I NOW JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT THESE? ANY WEBM?
There are like three short webms of her showing her breasts. Basically the same vibe as the Euphoria “leaked photos”. I can’t post them or I’ll get in trouble though
>TRAILER STARTS NOW
Oh something's starting alright and I want to shoot my reels on her breasts.
When will people finally mention that she is Shelley Duvall with huge breasts? I guess im fricking old and only one to get this reference but damn.
>director of voyeurs
that wasn't very good but luckily this seems much better
Frick. I can already tell this will have a stupid ending like Hereditary or the first season of AHS where she gives birth despite everyone trying to kill her and then the kid is the anti christ or whatever and that's the twist ending.
Still gonna have to watch it for the coom value.
The duality of man.
Consider that both of those predictions are incredibly generic and cliched. And then consider that the chance that the film doesn't follow one of them is miniscule.
jordan phipps has already perfected the booba horror girl role, it's a little arrogant of sydney to think she can compete
did jordan let her tatas out?
jordan phipps has no nudes or nude scenes
I shan't be watching anti-catholic films sorry.
1:30-1:40 beat slaps
People actually mad about "muh religion". Jesus Christ movies like this existed since Rosemarie's Baby and maybe even longer. Get a fricking grip, you are literally acting like a bunch of dumb women holy shit. It's a movie. It won't turn the heckin christians evil or atheist don't worry.
Sorry for wanting some originality in a genre of movies. You are moronic.
This movie feels extremely original. Name 3 more movies about a nun getting preggo, it can be any genre i won't make it hard and say horror. moron.
The movie about the pregnant nun in WWII and she had to hide it from the Nazi/Russian occupiers. I think it was called The Innocents.
There's one coming out two weeks after this, The First Omen, a prequel to The Omen
Deliver Us
Sister Death
The Innocents
St. Agatha
A Nun at the Crossroads
reminder that you still don't know what's in the movie because you haven't seen it. Stop being an idiot
>reminder that you still don't know what's in the movie because you haven't seen it. Stop being an idiot
you're getting angry about a movie you haven't seen because you don't like what you imagine is going to be in it. This is turboschizo even for Cinemaphile standards
>movies like this existed since the subversive 60s cultural revolution
Incredible insight. have a nice day.
frick off you are literally mad for no reason
So I guess israelites would be in the wrong to complain about a movie called "FORESKIN" that shows rabbis shuffling off into dark evil tunnels with babies, because they don't KNOW what's in the movie, right?
>da joos are genociding meeee
point proven
You don't have any "point" homosexual, you just hate Christianity and are being obscurantist about it.
I don't give a frick about Christianity, i just think Cinemaphile christian larpers are 100 times more cringe than the nastiest troony in existence. And you don't have a point neither other than "da joos are killing me via a movie starring a bimbo with fat breasts"
>pssh I don't even care about Christianity lol
>but I just hate seeing it referenced in any public forum and hate seeing it defended in any way when it is attacked and blasphemed despite being the foundation of the society I am living in
sure thing pal
you don't even believe in this crap, mate. You were just brainwashed by krasnoyarsk bots to believe that christian larping is new based and redpilled counterculture
I've gone to mass every week for pretty much my entire life m8. I am literally in the process of joining a lay religious order.
i'm gonna ask you one question to help you realize something. Would you believe in jesus christ if you were the last person on earth believing in him?
I've got a feeling this is going to be one question in a long line of questions that basically end up in any typical Atheistic conclusion--God mean, Christians stupid, Atheists enlightened. I tip my fedora to you, good gentlesir.
you're getting comically defensive which means it worked. You have realized something
>Would you believe in jesus christ if you were the last person on earth believing in him?
I don't see why numbers would prove or disprove him, I hope I'd say yes but that's a weird scenario.
>I don't see why numbers would prove or disprove him
>I hope I'd say yes
your lack of self awareness is amusing. If he real you would believe in him no matter how many people share that belief, mate. But you write something like
>I hope I'd say yes
which is very revealing. Of course you wouldn't believe in him if you were the last person. Literally no one would. Because then you would realize this is all bullshit. Gods only exist as a shared intersubjective thing. Zeus and Osiris completely disappeared when people stopped believing in them
>if you say yes then there are millions of gods and none of them are realistically real and you are just a dumb zealot
>if you try to say anything more rational that just means you don't actually believe
Nice loaded question lol, thanks for dropping the mask and revealing you were just a sophistic fedora this entire time.
>if you say yes then there are millions of gods and none of them are realistically real and you are just a dumb zealot
i didn't say anything like that lol. I knew that if you had really imagined this scenario you wouldn't say yes - no one would. When more people believe in a god, he seems more real. It's a very simple thing. If they were to stop and you're the last one, you would stop too
>Nice loaded question lol, thanks for dropping the mask and revealing you were just a sophistic fedora this entire time
you're getting defensive again kek
>if you had really imagined this scenario you wouldn't say yes - no one would.
The scenario makes no sense. You could say it about something empirical like being the only person who believes in gravity too. There was a time when one Catholic priest was the only person on Earth who believed in the Big Bang.
People's beliefs being influenced from those around them isn't some kind of shocking conspiracy.
>If he real then it shouldn't matter how many people believe in him
He wants to be worshiped by everyone, so yes it does matter.
>People's beliefs being influenced from those around them isn't some kind of shocking conspiracy.
if he's real why would you be influenced? You know he's real, right? He's the GOD
>He wants to be worshiped by everyone
sauce? How do you know that? This response is btw so moronic and out of the blue that i think your brain is legitimately melting from cognitive dissonance.
play pretend your whole life, mate, if it makes you happy but i can assure you, you will not forget this simple thought experiment
>You know he's real, right?
I BELIEVE he's real. What I know for certain is that he is the center of my community and those I love and want to protect.
>sauce? How do you know that?
The Bible?
>This response is btw so moronic and out of the blue that i think your brain is legitimately melting from cognitive dissonance.
Absolutely seething, you can think you "won" here if you care so much.
>BELIEVE as an opposition to KNOW and as a last resort when you don't want to question things
jesus fricking christ L M A O
>You know he's real, right?
>I BELIEVE he's real.
because you know he isn't you stupid fricking moron. How can you be so stupid to not realize how much this kind of shit reveals about you?
The defining creed of Christianity literally begins with the words "I believe." The name Creed is literally derived from the Latin verb "to believe."
Behind all your petulance this must unironically be new information to you on how religion works huh
>anything more rational
huh? The frick are you talking about? If he real then it shouldn't matter how many people believe in him but it clearly matters to you which is hilarious. It literally means you don't actually believe
>wait WE were the snowflakes the whole time?!?!
>exploitative anti-religious shit existed in the past so that means you have no right to criticize it
You are not criticizing it, you are seething because it portrays your heckin' religion in a funny way. Just don't watch it and you should survive.
>Just don't watch it and you should survive.
Tell that to the israelites who are gonna seethe at the new Passion of the Christ sequel next year kek
It would be easy to assume that these people are shrieking shrews, and they certainly act the part, but that's not actually the case. They're just pathetic autists with no personality beyond perpetually being outraged over some shit.
They're not Christians, they don't go to Chruch.
zoomer christcuck larpers are worse than israelites at this point
I for one have huge respect they're finally giving the down syndrome community the roles they deserve. Talent is talent.
>Catholics....LE BAD
groundbreaking, daring, courageous movie to make in the United States of America c. 2024
Sydney Sweeney is a prostitute with a moron face.
seems like an edgy, horror version of The Monk (2011) but genderswapped, sorta
you know what I mean