it ends when he poses for a photo in the path of his new maglev train powered by human feces. he is a little too close and gets gored
queue expensive champagne and dry ice
Indian Tom cruise is fighting against the toilet aliens who are taking over the world. He kills an alien toilet but is covered in toilet paper as he does, triggering the time loop.
He has to rape Indian Emily blunt and then poo in the alien king toilet to break the loop and save mankind’s designated shitting streets.
Tanveer Sthanumurthy is low-level code monkey (Applied Systems Engineer on his linkedin) at Hammer Industries. Soldiers from Pakistan are attacking villages along the border and his family gets captured. He puts together a suit of armor from parts around his workplace and frankensteins a workable AI using ChatGPT, Stack Overflow, Wikipedia, Github, and Microsof Azure, powered by 100% organic cow manure. Using his new suit he flies to India to rescue his family. After a long hard fight (mostly with his own tech), he manages to scrape a victory with the help of the Indian army.
Directed by Bollywood ofc
You need to think like a Hindutva nazi(onalist) when writing such a plot, so I'd say its about a very smart tech pajeet from Kashmir who got brutalized by a coordinated Pakistani terrorist attack that worked together with Indian Maoists. He survives by McGuyvering himself some Mad Max armor suit from outdated Soviet MiG's and proceeds to genocide all muslims and anyone who dislikes the caste system
i imagine it starts with him pooping in the street?
He calls his cousin for tech support when it malfunctions.
DROP IT
He redeems google play giftcards to power his suit
it ends when he poses for a photo in the path of his new maglev train powered by human feces. he is a little too close and gets gored
queue expensive champagne and dry ice
Indian Edge of Tomorrow.
Indian Tom cruise is fighting against the toilet aliens who are taking over the world. He kills an alien toilet but is covered in toilet paper as he does, triggering the time loop.
He has to rape Indian Emily blunt and then poo in the alien king toilet to break the loop and save mankind’s designated shitting streets.
D- needs improvement
>raji rasthmuswani built this in a cave
>with a box of craps
Tanveer Sthanumurthy is low-level code monkey (Applied Systems Engineer on his linkedin) at Hammer Industries. Soldiers from Pakistan are attacking villages along the border and his family gets captured. He puts together a suit of armor from parts around his workplace and frankensteins a workable AI using ChatGPT, Stack Overflow, Wikipedia, Github, and Microsof Azure, powered by 100% organic cow manure. Using his new suit he flies to India to rescue his family. After a long hard fight (mostly with his own tech), he manages to scrape a victory with the help of the Indian army.
Directed by Bollywood ofc
>After a long hard fight (mostly with his own tech)
bretty good
>(mostly with his own tech),
WHY DID YOU REDEEEM
sauce?? the last transformers i presume?
Transformers Rise of the Beasts
>come for Transformers
>get Mexicans in not-Iron Man armor instead
You need to think like a Hindutva nazi(onalist) when writing such a plot, so I'd say its about a very smart tech pajeet from Kashmir who got brutalized by a coordinated Pakistani terrorist attack that worked together with Indian Maoists. He survives by McGuyvering himself some Mad Max armor suit from outdated Soviet MiG's and proceeds to genocide all muslims and anyone who dislikes the caste system
>Ironsir deploys his iron legion to gang rape a woman
>designated raping field
>smirks like a maniac while reading this in a bus full of pahjeets.
I really should stop browsing this shit hole while in public transport.
>THIS SUMMER
>They shit in his curry
>Now he will cum in their daughters
>JEET MAN
This is the lastes weapons system from Ghana, please have some respect.
SIRS THE BLUDDY SUITINGS NOT WORKING AGAIN SIRS WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAVE I TURNED IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN BLUDY BENCHODE BASTURD