Indiana Jones 5

I've seen it. (Aus gay). It sucks. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is annoying and her side kick Just2Good sucks too
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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We’ve known for like 2 weeks phoebe Waller bridge is awful in the film. T. Chris gore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her motivation to get the Dial of Destiny is to sell it. Not to continue her Father's research or anything

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does she really chastise Indy for "stealing from native peoples"? That was one of the early spoilers but I couldn't tell if it was a troll or not.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. She does

          But marion met him, and it's not like he has anyone else to introduce him to. Explain, please.

          Sallah takes Indy to his apartment. Tells his Grandkids Indy is the man that got him out of Egypt. That's it.

          Some of the leaks said there is a second younger Indy from the past that joins them? Is that true?

          Nope. Nothing like that at all.

          Is it better than Crystal Skull?

          No way. Indy actually did things in that CS

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what research
        they turned him into a bumbling idiot in 3

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm still mad that they made him a moron in TLC. Shit film with some good bits, but overall a shit film.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          most university researchers are
          never heard of The Absent Minded Professor?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            as a prof i can confirm this is the case - 90% of the people in my department are fricking useless outside of their niche areas of specialization (i'm not *much* better, but i can at least function in broader society). we had to take one of our profs off a teaching assignment last year because despite being a brilliant theorist, he was so bafflingly incompetent at practical electronics that he fried about $10K worth of equipment in the introductory lab he was teaching that semester.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong character you fricking moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I legit thought that was her father it makes more sense than some literal midget from Capitan America which makes this worse.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hates capitalism
        >her sole goal is to sell the Dial
        Woman moment

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >T. Chris gore
      never trust that slimy homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He seems like an alcoholic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We’ve known for like 2 weeks
      Anon, ever since that c**t showed up in front of a camera everyone knew she was fricking obnoxious and awful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we've known for 2 weeks
      anon, the script leaked like 2 years ago

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the other thread get deleted? Are the wiener sucking mouse owned mods trying to stop leaks?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do not know

      How do the romans shoot down the plane?

      They have spears on giant crossbows

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They have spears on giant crossbows
        Ballistae, pleb

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do the romans shoot down the plane?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ballistae

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the divorce cancelled out by the time travel shenanigans?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Marion just shows up at the end because Phoebe calls her and they reenact the "It doesn't hurt here" kiss scene from the first movie

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I heard she showed up and that happened, so they're still apparently getting divorced at the end? Is the divorce due to issues stemming from mutts death or if not, what is it?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Indy looks at the divorce papers at the start of the movie and then puts a fridge magnet over a photo of Marion. They divorced because she had "endless grief" from Mutt being killed in Vietnam. They reunite at the end and it's implied they get back together.

          Is the de aging the best you've seen? Some pictures look alright but some look like shit.

          Honestly better than Rogue One. Having the entire opening set at night definitely helps hide it. You can really see how fake he is sometimes tho.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does indy have any grief or is it just glossed over? Does he have pictures if mutt or his dad? How did they force saleh in to the story?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Indy has an emotional moment when he tells PWB he wish he could travel back in time to stop Mutt from enlisting. He's also sad when one of his other friends is shot by Mads. PWB is hooting an hollering and Indy tells her to shut up because he just lost a friend.
              He mentions the watch he wearing is his Fathers at one point.
              Sallah was alright. He just shows up in a cab, hangs out with his family in his apartment, then drives Indy to the airport. He asks to come with him but Indy says no.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sallah was alright. He just shows up in a cab, hangs out with his family in his apartment, then drives Indy to the airport.
                He just shows up randomly, unconnected to the story? Is indy in Egypt or wherever or does sallah live in America now?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Indy is believed to have shot some of his co-workers in the school but it was Mads crew. So he calls Sallah for help and he picks him up. Sallah introduces Indy to his family as the guy that helped get him out of Egypt

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sallah introduces Indy to his family as the guy that helped get him out of Egypt
                Didn't indy spend time with his family in raiders?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But marion met him, and it's not like he has anyone else to introduce him to. Explain, please.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sallah was alright. He just shows up in a cab,
                Was he the monarch of the sea in this one?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Mutt being killed in Vietnam
            Holy fricking shit. That's how they're retconing it, really?!

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's not a retcon
              it's an abandoned plot

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mutt was very proficient with fighting in the jungle. HOW

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't die. He's MIA and presumed dead but in reality he's in the jungles of Vietnam on an adventure looking for a lost artifact.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit that’s brutal. I’m so glad Indy got to grow up and meet his estranged son just so he could die in a jungle on the other side of the world.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Mutt being killed in Vietnam
            Holy fricking shit. That's how they're retconing it, really?!

            It's practically just pic related kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they reenact the "It doesn't hurt here" kiss scene from the first movie
        CALLBACK! YISSSS! THEY DID A CALLBACK!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fricking wall.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's a fricking boomer dude. No shit she's fricking old.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She doesn't look bad at all for her age. She's probably hotter than most of the ugly fatties that you fricked, poojeet

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She wasn’t even hot 40 years ago, dude.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            sorry but yeah she was

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Low T son, get that checked.

              She looked like a leather-faced lesbian.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Low T son, get that checked.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the de aging the best you've seen? Some pictures look alright but some look like shit.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >his eyes are looking in different directions
    great cgi hollywood

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All this film is about right now is how much it’s going to lose and when Kathleen Kennedy is going to be sacked because of it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok Doomwiener

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kathleen Kennedy is going to be sacked because of it
      kathleen kennedy is going to survive you doomwiener Black person. When you finaly kick the bucket from opiods and booze she will be nice enough to show to your funeral. And with the priest they will be the only ones there

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        seems a bit harsh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kennedy should have been fired years ago, (even corporate leftists agree) and despite having MULTIPLE humiliating flops and disasters in the last year, literally nothing is happening to her. Ever.

      It is the absurd thing that I’ve ever seen in Hollywood. So something more is clearly going on here. Either she’s doing exactly what the Regime wants or she has a unique contract structure that makes it difficult to release her without larger consequences. But she is a failure, and a failure who happens to be entirely free from the consequences of her own failure. It’s wild

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        More likely they will give her the Epstein treatment and she also dying in jail pending trial

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          why would she possibly go to jail? she has enough friends in spite of her failures that even if someone cooked up false charges of some kind she'd get off

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kennedy is going to be sacked because of it
      She's just got a new signing bonus for a 5 year contract. Deal with it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Source: She knows where the bodies are buried.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Short Round?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        can't get a single fricking thing right with this movie

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bizarre considering he won an Oscar why couldn’t they just shoehorn a cameo? Fricking Kathleen Kennedy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          On one hand he didn't win until the movie was long in the can ready to edit but on the other with how disastrous reshoots are becoming I don't see why they couldn't

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bizarre considering he won an Oscar why couldn’t they just shoehorn a cameo?
          Because Ford himself has never won an Oscar, so they cancelled Short Round's cameo due to Ford's SEETHING. As I recall, Shorty came back to film that other movie as prep for Indy since he was "rusty". Kek.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No Short Round
        What a waste. He'd be the perfect guy to pick up the mantle(hat) after Harrison Ford

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    any cool ancient ruins or its 80% all out nazi chase crap?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know the answer already. They think le nazis bad is more important

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much is indy cucked and humiliated throughout? Does he get any moments where he shines?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Totally cucked, like Luke in The Last Jedi.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The opening in the 1930's is great. Real Indy action. Once that's over it's all down hill. PWB basically takes over and refers to it as her adventure.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Her adventure
        >HERStory, not HIStory
        I’m not seeing this unless it bombs.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >unless it bombs.
          Why would you see it at all?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She looks like that Peep Show guy in drag. Surely someone in the UK has pointed that out by now?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh, frick. she really does

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can't unsee that

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          zero magnetism, charisma, presence a nothing. Ugly far below average graceless nobody.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ugly far below average graceless nobody.
            Therefore non-threatening to women

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            this is literal vomit. This is emetically unbelievably bad. This ugly thing would even not be an extra in a toilet paper advertisement.

            This is disgusting and disgust itself.

            nuke usa as soon as possible, nuke uk as soon as possible.

            This is a dried up chunk of vomit. Vomit. Die.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eugenics now, eradicate this gene sequence and disintegrate her and her entire bloodline.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            neo British "humor"

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            troony lookin b***h

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ugly-ass c**t.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Still rape.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks like fran from black books

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          fricking hack

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So we're supposed to believe Archimedes invented a time travel device? Is it true it just takes them back to one particular battle? Is the ancient world stuff done well?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dial of destiny isn't actually a time traveling machine it's self. But a compass to riffs in time and space. The German plane fly's through a portal to some greek battle the the plane scares all the romans. It all looks so fake and shitty.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The dial of destiny isn't actually a time traveling machine it's self. But a compass to riffs in time and space
        Is that all you get for about explanation? So it's basically just magic? Does indy end up back in ancient Greece? I wasn't expecting much from this but it sounds worse than I was expecting. How did the audience react?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They keep saying in the movie it's not magic, it's maths. The goal of Mads is to travel back in time to 1939 to take over from Hitler and use his rocket science knowledge to win the war. Indy figures out it's impossible that Archimedes knew about continental drift so the calculations are wrong and they end up in Ancient Greece. PWB says that it's a fixed point and Archimedes made the device to call for help from the future. They talk to him in ancient greek for a while about he great he is. Indy meanwhile has been shot in the chest and has been bleeding this whole time. He insists on staying but PWB punches him out and he wakes up back home. Just2Good was tails the German plane in a smaller plane that the Italian(?) pilot was sleeping in. She literally punches him out. Cuts to black. He wakes up in bed. Marion comes in. Sallah comes in with a bunch of kids . Every one leaves and Grandpa and Grandma awkwardly kiss. The end.
          Audience was silent the entire movie. not even a laugh.

          >Sallah introduces Indy to his family as the guy that helped get him out of Egypt
          Didn't indy spend time with his family in raiders?

          Sallah has grandkids now. Maybe Indy hadn't met them yet

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Just2Good
            I thought that was just a meme. Is that what the little mutt is actually called in the movie? Did you get tickets to an advanced screening or was it a media thing? I know Harrison Ford was locked in to this movie years ago but it sounds like him and the character are both humiliated by this movie. I'm surprised how happy he looked at the official opening, although he never shit talks his own movies. George looked like he knew it was complete shit, at least they can't blame it on him this time.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She literally punches him out. Cuts to black. He wakes up in bed
            That sounds like where the reshoot comes in. There was probably a "passing the torch" scene, but instead they just fade to black and cut to the new ending.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              there was a scene as recent as the last test screening where the girl says "indy isn't your real name" and indy says how its actually the dogs name, so she says "so anyone can be indiana jones" or something to that effect, and indy just says I guess, and then he walks away as they focus on her guess they realized no one liked her and cut it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anyone can be Indiana Jones
                Not Short Round apparently, frick Spielberg for leaving him out of KOTC and frick Kennedy for this time too

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's actually good that short round dodged both these bullets because obviously he remains unscathed and 2) it just makes him a cool side adventure character on indy's journeys

                short round coming back would be some memberberries bullshit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no it wouldn't Indy essentially adopted him

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They keep saying in the movie it's not magic, it's maths. The goal of Mads is to travel back in time to 1939 to take over from Hitler and use his rocket science knowledge to win the war. Indy figures out it's impossible that Archimedes knew about continental drift so the calculations are wrong and they end up in Ancient Greece. PWB says that it's a fixed point and Archimedes made the device to call for help from the future. They talk to him in ancient greek for a while about he great he is. Indy meanwhile has been shot in the chest and has been bleeding this whole time. He insists on staying but PWB punches him out and he wakes up back home
            this is a fricking disaster holy shit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Haha you could take a dump of shit in the toilet better than this script

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They keep saying in the movie it's not magic, it's maths
            when the frick did these NERDS take control of the franchise? jesus CHRIST
            yeah bro, the ark of the covenant is opened and a big light comes in that melts everyone's faces off, then a scientist comes in to say it's not the holy light of god it's actually just physics lmao
            FRICK YOU
            these dorks should go back to writing Star Wars, they have no idea what they're fkn doing

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              aka soulless nuIndy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder how the original ending even got approved in the first place and how the hell did they approve this one?

            Unironically it's like they said "frick it"

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              kennedy must have the dirt on everybody at disney

              just the rumors of the original ending that they changed alone, absolute queen of "not getting it"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's been around since the original movies, so she's basically immune to being fired.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                she served coffee to george lucas and steven spielberg back in the day and shes a israelite, so shes basically royalty

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh my heckin' SCIENCE

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's not magic, it's maths
            why do they keep doing this? the MCU did it too at first

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Magic is seen as a cheap explanation

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Arthur C Clarke did it before MCU

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >continental drift
            It's not like Archimedes was born 50 million years ago. The continents haven't drifted that much for the past 100 thousand years, let alone 3 thousand years.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Jurassic World Dominion of 2023. Just awful, one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God yes, Fallen Kingdom was way better and people hated that movie too.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's something else that pissed me off. Mads had this 8 foot muscle man to do his dirty work for him and he doesn't even get a big over the top death like all the other dudes do in the other movies.
    There's another henceman that looks like Owen Wilson from Bottle Rocket too. A black lady (also part of Mads team for some reason) calls him a 'trigger happy cracker'

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A black lady (also part of Mads team for some reason) calls him a 'trigger happy cracker'
      Afro b***h from the poster I assume.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > There's another henceman that looks like Owen Wilson from Bottle Rocket too
      Kek, good call. He’s been in trailers though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The guy from narcos or someone else?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait so the Nazis have their diversity hires too? Jesus frickin Christ we’re in a strange times

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the same problem with people attempting to make the empire diverse, when you have the bad guys completely acting out doubleplus good politics, it just undercuts your portrayal of them as evil

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So basically the next Indy movie will have a fully cgi Indy.

    After that point they can keep making them forever.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      /puts head in hands

      I wish there was a pill I could take that would make me forget everything these evil fricking bastards have done to my childhood.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just never pay for any of it again. I decided disney would never get another cent from me after tfa.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Similar here after TFA but I bought all SW games from the PS2 gen on my PS4 and One in case Lucasarts removes them. Republic Commando is GOAT

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're doing it to upset you and others like you. The only way to fight back is to stop caring. They can't ruin old movies just because they have a legal right to use the same character names. It's just deliberately bad fan fiction.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They can't ruin old movies
          There's a recent trend to censor/filter old scenes/pages from movies/books deemed inappropriate for modern age. Give a few year and they will turn to editing instead. In fact it already happened for Roald Dahl's books.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's why you need to torrent and save shit before they edit everything they don't like out of existence. I heard they were editing Goosebumps books a while back.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wait until unedited footages are deemed illegal
              >anon's son reports anon to the Kino Regulation Department because of 10 seconds of uncensored hetero sex scene on a VHS
              >he has to work the popcorn mine for the rest of his life

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah really recent trend. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonfire_of_the_vanities#:~:text=The%20phrase%20itself%20usually%20refers,of%20Shrove%20Tuesday%2C%20marted%C3%AD%20grasso.

            Calm down, you actually live in an incredible time to be alive and have it easier than almost any other generation that came before.
            If you honestly think censorship will stop you from watching classics, torrent them and hold onto your copy forever.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        my heckin childhood is ruined!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >/puts head in hands
        frick off c**t

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro the future will be nothing but AI rehashes of 20th century intellectual property

      The worst thing is the studios will maintain their supremacy by cracking down on amateur AI creators

      Generating your own Mickey Mouse cartoon will be punished just as harshly as possessing child porn

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Worthwhile filmmaking for the mass audience appears to have been a 20th century art form that the 21st century has been unable to continue.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If these tools remain accessible to the public, this is nothing but a good thing for us. You’ll be able to input a prompt like “give me a 10 season show based on the main 10 book Malazan storyline” and receive a fully rendered, photorealistic adaptation of the request, done with more accuracy and detail than any human is capable. Hollywood will become completely irrelevant.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao AI pajeets are completely delusional.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            female led franchises are forgettable
            by this time next year we will be remoralized with proper Indiana Jones and the Solar Pyramids of the Mayans
            think fully AI generated and only 1 young woman side character and her good looks and cleavage matter to the story.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You dumb AI worshipping fricks seem to think that accuracy and detail are what make an entertaining show. Unironically if you want the most accurate adaptation of a book why do you want an adaptation at all?
          Show an AI script that is actually any good, that actually surprises, that actually does something non derivative of the most milktoast writing available.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nothing but AI rehashes of 20th century intellectual property
        add; Dumbed down as frick in order to make everyone have an IQ of a heavily used doorknob.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, in this case it works because Indy is supposed to have had thousands of adventures...
      I reckon some future cgi movies might me good if the writing and directing is good...

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you hurt yourself like this, OP? Seek help. There are people who care about you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think less of you as a man for giving this shit show your money. Do better.

      I gots to know. Plus now you now not to see it.

      >Just2Good
      I thought that was just a meme. Is that what the little mutt is actually called in the movie? Did you get tickets to an advanced screening or was it a media thing? I know Harrison Ford was locked in to this movie years ago but it sounds like him and the character are both humiliated by this movie. I'm surprised how happy he looked at the official opening, although he never shit talks his own movies. George looked like he knew it was complete shit, at least they can't blame it on him this time.

      I keep referring to the kid as Just2Good because he looks just like it. Afro/curly hair. Dirty mustache.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at them.
        That's Antonio Banderas on the left btw

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think less of you as a man for giving this shit show your money. Do better.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It hasn't even opened yet, the ticket was obviously free, uncle Philly.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, it's live in the timezones that are ahead of you mate.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it wasn't coming out until the 31st, my mistake

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No shame in not paying attention to shitty slop releases, brother.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I stopped going to the movies years ago. I don't think I'll ever go back.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I went back for Macerick and Way Of Water. I enjoyed both immensely.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I still go for midnight showings of older films. Saw kiki's delivery service and Goodfellas this month.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh shit are you from the Future?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of OP as a man just fricking plummeted.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna see it (for free!) just to hatewatch. If it's going to be mindbendingly bad then I want to have been there when it happened. Normally when I watch shit knowing I'm watching shit I just turn my brain off and try to enjoy it, but this time I'm ready to fume in seat for two hours straight. Will try to keep an open mind anyway though, but I am prepared.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in NZ and checked my local kinoplex to see how the screenings are doing. Pretty lacklustre, not as bad as little mudmaid but not good. Let me put it this way, they haven't kicked Flash off the imax screen for Indy yet.

    they're doing multiple smaller theatres at the same time, devoting the adult recliner and wine theatres to it so it seems like they're expecting an older crowd.

    There are still plenty of seats for the screenings starting in 15 mins, there's another 2 theatres doing Indy screenings in 45 mins and they're not even 20% booked.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’ll keep Little Mermaid, Flash and Dial of Destiny as long as humanly possible on screens even though theatres are gonna be practically empty by next week. This is absolutely the shittiest summer season not counting Covid years

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Indy die in this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah a little bit inside.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. But he is shot in the chest near the end it and seems like he could. It's not enough to stop him from parachuting from a crashing German plane tho.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Real Sisu hours.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is how you can tell there were lots of re-shoots.
        When things like this don’t add up, it’s because different scenes were added after shooting had wrapped, including the entire ending.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would they shoot a man before parachuting him out of a plane?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His dignity does

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dead to me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they did reshoots so he doesn't

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    are le nazis le bad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a trailer for Oppenheimer before the movie actually.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cross eyed Indy
    Nice screen grab OP, that’s pretty sweet timing

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That part where he shot a fat white guy in a red cap from behind while muttering "I've been killing nazis my entire life and I won't stop" is cringe tbqh

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the leaks said there is a second younger Indy from the past that joins them? Is that true?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They drug out Indiana Jones' corpse just to make yet another 'did you know the natzis were le bad' movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In these unprecedented times, with antisemitism on the rise, it's a more important message than ever.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's only going to make people resent *jews more.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Antisemitism exist because of israelites' actions, Black person

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Antisemitism and reactionary politics would have no reason to exist if it weren't for israeli tricks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nazis are excellent enemies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >According to the article, part of the reason this movie got so much funding is because anti-nazi media isn't working anymore on new generations
      This time it'll work for sure!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anti-nazi media isn't working anymore on new generations
        Turns out zoomies don't give a shit about 100 year old events. Once Napoleon was the Hitler of his day.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure zoomers are going to like the Nazi aesthetic even more now.
        Why is everything israelites do so fricking ill thought-out.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm pretty sure zoomers are going to like the Nazi aesthetic even more now.
          Can you blame them? Mads ioutfit looks just perfect.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's so blatantly fanservicey, it's hard to believe they're actually trying to say "muh Nazis bad".
            It just makes his whole look extremely aesthetic and powerful.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm pretty sure zoomers are going to like the Nazi aesthetic even more now.
          Can you blame them? Mads ioutfit looks just perfect.

          It's so blatantly fanservicey, it's hard to believe they're actually trying to say "muh Nazis bad".
          It just makes his whole look extremely aesthetic and powerful.

          so this guy was right all along?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, they were horrible, awful people.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it better than Crystal Skull?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its even worse!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crystall skull while bad was inoffensive (and end his story on a happy note) this movie exists solely to shit on indy

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did Sallah had to flee from Egypt? was he a supporter of King Farouk?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not explained.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Backed the wrong horse during the Suez Crisis.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He committed a week's worth of war crimes in the Six Day War and had to escape justice

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hold up..so does Mads get pwned at the end? henchmen wiped out?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When the German plane goes back in time to Ancient Greece its shot down with giant metal arrows. Mads stays in the plane when it crashes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He stayed in the plane because Indy took the last parachute and he grabs PWB and they float to safety (All while Indy has been shot in the heart)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He stayed in the plane because Indy took the last parachute and he grabs PWB and they float to safety (All while Indy has been shot in the heart)

        Trailer scene?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There’s been constant reshoots on this don’t trust any trailers

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean this plane scene at the end here.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's pretty much it. PWB pulled open the bomb bay/parachute door and all the other Nazi's fall out into the ocean. Remember Indy has been shot in the heart when he's shouting at PWB in that end part there.
              Also, side note, that part when Sallah shouts to give them hell, Indy almost gets hit by a car walking into the airport because comedy?

              So time travel confirmed? What a bullshit. I thought young Indy deaging was only for opening retrospective like in Last Crusade.

              Also what about Die Glocke and other rumors?

              >Die Glocke
              What's that?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>Die Glocke
                >What's that?
                Rumored nazi experiment, also known as Haunebu. Basically hypothetical experimental vehicle, possibly anti gravitational or even reality bending/interdiamensional UFO style thing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow..so mid. This movie is cursed. I was hoping he was gonna get eaten by a dinosaur or something

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, Grug. I'm going to have to ask you to do something really hard: can you explain to me what the meaning of "Just2Good" is?
    I'm not current on moronspeak.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at them.
      That's Antonio Banderas on the left btw

      Right here, Pal

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely dysgenic

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So time travel confirmed? What a bullshit. I thought young Indy deaging was only for opening retrospective like in Last Crusade.

    Also what about Die Glocke and other rumors?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty much it. PWB pulled open the bomb bay/parachute door and all the other Nazi's fall out into the ocean. Remember Indy has been shot in the heart when he's shouting at PWB in that end part there.
      Also, side note, that part when Sallah shouts to give them hell, Indy almost gets hit by a car walking into the airport because comedy?[...]
      >Die Glocke
      What's that?

      Ah, I looked up Die Glocke. No. Nothing like that. Mads is a NASA rocket scientist in the 1960's and plans to use his knowledge in the past to win the war.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no Glocke
        Shame, I really wanted to see this. Im living near to areas where nazi were supposed to work on it. It a big local urban legend.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah bro, its way more cool to have a made up artifact that has no bearing on actual historical myth for the film.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't seem to be made up tho. Dial seems to be just Antikythera mechanism. Not a functional tool itself, but a kind of star compass.

            The dial of destiny isn't actually a time traveling machine it's self. But a compass to riffs in time and space. The German plane fly's through a portal to some greek battle the the plane scares all the romans. It all looks so fake and shitty.

            >The dial of destiny isn't actually a time traveling machine it's self. But a compass to riffs in time and space.
            I mean it really seems like. Plus it was unknown for years, despite being discovered in 1901 so makes sense for them to chase it in 40s and 60s.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Doesn't seem to be made up tho
              have a nice day shill

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mads is a NASA rocket scientist in the 1960
        So, Von Braun

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick did mads survive the train at the start, that’s what I don’t get. I was waiting for some time travel shenanigans with his past/future self but it never happened and he doesn’t look anywhere near as old as Indy. What did I miss?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original leak with Indy staying in the past was more kino than this

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killing off Mutt just seems so mean spirited

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      spielberg and ford were really pissed that Shia shit on the film before release

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did he say?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, could they not just say that he got into a good college in Europe or some shit?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im completely confused now.
    So the Dial of Destinity isn't time machine itself but a sort of compas leading to actual time travel thing?
    And the whole movie is about young Indy meeting Mads in past but escaping with something that leads to location of Dial then in 1960s they are after Indy and Indy and annoying b***h still look for Dial?
    And then they somehow fly nazi plane into ancient times and then Indy wakes up at home?
    WHAT THE FRICK?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh and theres Archimedes shoehorned in because reasons?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright... Let's see how much I can remember.
      The movie starts with Indy and Toby Jones captured while they were looking for the Spear of Destiny. They questioned before a bombing raid on by the English beings. Indy escapes a lynching in the top room of the Mansion.Toby is loaded onto the train with the artifacts. Indy steals a car and Nazi's get into it with him. Brief car/motorbike chase/action scene. Indy leaps onto a motorbike and rides to catch up to the train. Mads on the train notices the spear is fake but see's that the Dial of Destiny (AKA Archimedes Clock) is on board. He goes to tell his commanding officer. Indy causes a ruckus on board. He save's Toby. They end up on the roof of the train, cool fight scene. Toby accidentally shoots Indy in the arm. It ends with Indy pretending to give Mad's the dial but he is knocked off the side of the train by one of those water refueling pipes. The British bomb the train bridge and the 2 leap into the lake below. Toby says it's a shame they are going home empty handed. Indy shows Toby he still has the dial.
      Jump cut to Grandpa Jones sleeping on the couch in his boxers when he is woken up by his young hippy Neighbor BLASTING the Magical Mystery Tour (by The Beatles). He goes to shout at the kids to turn it down. They tell him it's Moon Day (Astronauts are back from space). He goes back to make coffee. Looks at his divorce papers on the bench. He puts a fridge magnet over the photo of Marion he has so he doesn't have to see her face (Space Oddity it playing loud in the background now) Next day, he's teaching his class about Archimedes, none of them know anything but Phoebe is sitting in the back and she knows ALL the answers. Indy is then given a clock by his coworkers to celebrate his retirement.He fakes being thankful then goes outside and He hands the clock to some guy on the street. Indy then goes to a bar, PWB shows up.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She tells Indy who she is. Explains she's been looking at her fathers notes and believes she has figured out where the dial is in the lake. She then mistakenly says "I knew you didn't destroy it". Indy catches on she's up to something but he takes her back to his school to show her he hide it in the archives under a false bottom in one of the draws with some of her Father's notes (Toby died at some point but it's never mentioned how/when/why). AS this is happening, Mads is giving an interview in a hotel room about how he helped build the rocket to put man on the moon. The black lady is spying on PWB and says that she's with some guy (Indy). Mad's goons go to investigate. The get to Indy's school, the 8 foot tall guy is throwing paper work around and some lady asks them if they help. The Owen Wilson looking guy just shoots her. Another teacher comes over to see what's happening and he shoots him too. Black lady calls Owen a 'trigger happy cracker'. PWB then says to Indy, "thanks for the dial, byeeeeee" and she runs away as soon as Mad's goons enter. Indy pushes the archives shelves over to escape. He see's the 2 dead people. He tries to call the cops. Just is dragged into the back on a van. They question him a bit but get stuck in traffic because of the parade. The go to reverse but hit a taxi. They decided to walk instead. Indy starts to chant with some Nam protectors "hell no, we won't go". He uses the chaos to escape. He runs to a cop to try and explain. Cop gets shot by Owen. Indy jumps on the horse and rides off. Brief chase. Owen on motorbike. 8 foot dude in a red convertible with a screaming women in the passenger seat. Indy escapes into the subway. Outruns the train. Not a bad scene. Looks super fake tho. Next Indy is watching a TV in a shop window saying he's wanted for murder because people think he was the one that shot the 2 other teachers. The guy standing next to Indy recognizes him and starts to shout. He's suddenly KO'd by Sallah.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sallah drive Indy back to his apartment. They talk for a little bit. Sallah then drives Indy to the airport because he knows of some underground auction for illegal/stolen antiques. Sallah says he misses the adventures and excitement his life used to have and asks to come with Indy. He says no. On the plane, there's a flash back to the 1950's. Indy is at Toby's house. Toby has become obsessed by the dial and trying to crack its code. Indy says he's too obsessed and he will take the dial and destroy it. Young PWB over hears this. Indy then drives away. Back to the 60's, at the auction, PWB presents she has a dial and a bunch of people start placing bets. Indy walks in and says it was stolen, cringe dialogue. Mad's walks in too. Indy vaguely remembers him from the train at the start. Indy does his whip bit and there's a scuffle for the dial. Mad's ends up with it and flees in a car. Some guy PWB owes money too shows up and starts to chase her. There's a chase scene, Mads in a car, Indy, PWB and the mustached Kid are in a Tuktuk while they are being chased by gangsters. Ends with the gangsters car not being able to fit down an alley way and Mad's getting military extracted out. The tuktuk's radiator breaks so they stop. Mad's is on a helicopter getting lectured by the black lady. She gets shot and thrown out the helicopter. PWB is bragging about how she can read some ancient language. Her main motivation for getting the dial is to sell it to pay off debts btw. Indy repairs the blown out radiator with the kids bubble gum. They then go see Antonio Banderas to help them scuba dive. The dial is only HALF of the machine and they believe the other half is in the same shipwreck the first half was. The dive in with giant tubes for air. There's a bit with eels in the shipwreck and Indy flops around underwater. They get the chest which they think has the other half. The Nazi's show up. Yank everyone out of the water.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They open the chest and inside is a wooden/wax square written in ancient text. Mad's tells Indy to read it. He refuses. So Mad's shoots Antonio. PWB says she'll do it for money. Mad's gives her a small pouch of diamonds. She then shows to Indy she has a stick of dynamite in her pocket she stole from the Antonio's draw earlier. She walks around explaining what the text says the riddle. The 2nd half of the dial was buried with Archimedes but no one knows where his tomb is. PWB is so smart and clever and she figures it all out. She asks Mad's for a drag on his cigarette and while they're talking she has her hands behind her back and gets Indy to light the fuse. She throws it at the German's, they kick it down he stairs on the boat. Indy, PWB and the kid escape onto the Nazi's boat and take off. Mad's is on the other boats deck watching them speed away. I guess the dynamite wasn't strong enough to blow a hole in the boat? PWB is all excited, Indy tells her to tone it down because he just lost a friend and he's angry the Nazi's know exactly where to go now. HOWEVER, PWB tells Indy she knows the square tablet isn't just a tablet (because she's really smart). Indy pours whiskey on it and sets fire to it. inside is a gold disc with some other instructions on it. Mad's notices they got from East to West. Indy and co arrive in Greece. While they are waiting for the tour in the caves to finish for the day, the kid gets kidnapped. Mad's just shows up. NO explanation how he figured out they were here. Indy and PWB go on without him and Indy assures PWB they won't hurt the kid. The kid tries to run away but is handcuffed to the 8 foot guy. Kid tries to pick pocket him for the key as they are crossing a small rope bridge, 8 foot guy turns to stop him, slips. they both fall into the water. Kid managed to get the key, unlocks himself, cuffs the 8 foot guy to the sewer grate and swims away. Mad's says to the rest of his crew to keep going.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Meanwhile, PWB and Indy are doing some echo location to find the loudest part of the tunnel. The entrance has caved in but they see an opening above them and climb up. There's a small tunnel with bugs they get covered in/go through. They then enter a chamber filled with methane gas. Indy tells PWB to get in the shallow pool because Archimedes was fascinated by water displacement and pulls some rocks into. Water overflows into another sink thing and the floor opens up and they slide away. Blah Archimedes tomb. They push open his coffin and see Archimedes skeleton has a wristwatch on. His skeleton is also holding the other half of the dial PWB notices engraved on Archimedes coffin is a Phoenix with propellers. Mad's enter with his grew. The kid jumps down onto one of the Nazi's brief fight. Indy gets shot in the heart. Mad's puts the dial together. It is then explained that Mad's is going to use the dial to go back to 1939 and take Hitler's place and use his NASA rocket science to win the war. FOR NO REASON WHAT SO EVER, 2 Nazi's take Indy with them to the airport to get on the Nazi plane with Mad's. The dial is actually a device that points to riffs in time and space. The pilots set the course. PWB and the kid show up. PWB asks the kid if he can fly the smaller plane. She hops on a motorbike and chases after the big plane. She gets on the landing gear. climbs in. Indy tells Mad's the calculations are wrong. Mad's realizes Indy is right and is too late to change the course. They get sucked into the work hole in the sky. The Kid in the small plane is following them. The plane's owner was napping in the back and wakes up and freaks out. Other side of the worm hole, its appears the plan worked. BTW Mad's and his crew all changed into full Nazi uniforms before they got on the plane for some reason. Indy see's roman ships and says they have gone back in time 2,000 years. The plane gets giant arrows shot at it. One hits the engine. Plane on fire.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Archimedes skeleton has a wristwatch on. His skeleton is also holding the other half of the dial PWB notices engraved on Archimedes coffin is a Phoenix with propellers.
                Let me guess. Indy in ancient times gave Archimedes his dads watch? And Phoenix is german plane? Because of course time paradox.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Owen Wilson looking guy pulls out a machine gun and starts shooting roman soldiers from the plane. PWB pulls a lever so most of the other Nazis fall out of the plane. Indy uses on of the arrows that been shot into the plane to cut himself free (Don't forget he was shot in the heart). He then grabs a parachute and grabs PWB and the float to safety. While this is going on we see Archimedes building the dial and soldiers talking about the dragon flying around (the burning plane). The Nazi plane crashes because Mad's tries to turn the plane around back to the portal. Indy (still shot in the heart) lands with PWB and Archimedes walks up to them. Them talk in ancient greek for a while. PWB knows ancient greek too because she's so smart. Archimedes hand's Indy a wrist watch the the dial from the future. They talk about how it's a fixed point and this was meant to happen or something? Idk I wasn't checked out by now. Not explained how or why Archimedes knew about the wormhole in the sky. Suddenly Indy remembers he was shot in the heart 5 hours ago and starts to die. the kid and the other pilot land. PWB begs Indy to come with her, he says no because now he can witness history first hand. She's says he can't stay because he might alter history and Indy says "Would that be so bad?" PWB say's he'll die if he stay and Indy says "I want to die". Best line in the movie because I wanted to too. PWB then knocks him out with a punch and cut to Indy waking up in his bed. A LOT was skipped over here in the movie. PWB is putting away groceries and the kid is there too. Sallah comes over with his grandkids and then Marion enters too. PWB says "lets go out for iceceam" and leave Indy and Marion alone. Awkward kiss. Some cringe dialogue. Ends with Indy's hat on the balcony blowing in the winds before he snatches in and movie ends.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shameful

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ha ha, WOW! Looks like Lucas' revenge is finally complete. Seriously, Kennedy's films, save Rogue One, have been so disasterous that one can only imagine George picked her to take over because he knew she was utterly inept. This will probably bomb, like Solo did while TROS kinda underperformed.

                People who hated Lucas (never been one of them), was Disney buying Star Wars the biggest 'devil you know/monkey's paw' scenario you ever experienced?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's really the ending? That seems bafflingly abrupt. I'm guessing there had to be a lot of truth to the reshoot rumors if it ends like that. Like maybe Indy really did die, but Iger was desperate to avoid another TLJ situation and how SW hasn't really recovered since they killed Luke so forced them to redo it without much money.

                I'd love, more than anything, for some more juicy details about the bts drama for Kennedy's era of Lucasfilm.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'd love, more than anything, for some more juicy details about the bts drama for Kennedy's era of Lucasfilm.
                production drama would be great. this movie had so many changes, so many rewrites and reshots nobody knows what was it like
                some rumored things that were cut or altered
                >neonazi military group and project die glocke
                >time travel between 1969, 1939, and ancient times, jumping between different eras
                >young indy from 1939 meets old indy from 1969
                >leaked or rumored concepts arts show haunebu (german rumored ww2 ufo) and object in Ludwikowice
                whole movie seemed like Wolfenstein style secret neonazi socieity and experiments with antigravity drive machines

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'll bet anything the ufo etc were going to be from when Indy travels to the alt future where the Nazi's rule now like in BTTF2

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah could be

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                One thing I've heard that's very consistent is that everyone save Rian Johnson hated Kennedy. She's utterly surrounded by yes-men (or yes women in this case), far more than Lucas ever was, and anyone who challenges her on anything gets fired. Which considering the track record of Edward, Lord and Miller, Trevorrow, etc...is likely true.

                I've even heard Faverau only agreed to do the shitty Lion King remake as a favor to Iger in exchange for keeping Kennedy away from Mandalorian and that Abrams only agreed to come back for TROS if he was guaranteed creative control and protection from Kennedy that Iger promised him but later double crossed him.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the lion king rumor isn't real. that's just him getting another easy paycheck after the jungle book and wanting to push the tech, as he's always interested in that sort of stuff

                favs wrote the mando on spec because he hated what they did to luke in the last jedi though. he's still old school and knows how rian/kk character assassinated luke. favreau approached iger with most, if not the entire, first season of mando already written so kennedy wouldn't even have a chance at input

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people act like grogu was some big suprise they didn't want fans to be spoiled by
                >in reality its because mando was a low priority and wasn't a focus for merchandise until after it was a hits
                season 1 mando was so cool with how it was just considered live action rebels so no one paid it no mind until it was ahit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'll bet anything the ufo etc were going to be from when Indy travels to the alt future where the Nazi's rule now like in BTTF2

                yeah could be

                It looks like leaks were more interesting than final slob we got. I guess they started as neonazi/alternative history mashup and then gradually increated PWB screentime, decreased Indy's role and slowly cut 90% of neonazi content. Merged Glocke with Mads plane and used this plane for time travel instead of UFO shaped object due to Cristal Skull backlash.
                Couldve been thriller scifi neonazi adventure kino but they decided to turn into safe generic copy paste recycled trash.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would you shoot a woman before throwing her out of a helicopter?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because she's a Black person. Never relax.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >PWB then says to Indy, "thanks for the dial, byeeeeee"
          For real?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much, Her only motivation was to get the dial to sell it for money. Why didn't they make it she wanted to continue her fathers research or maybe she hoped you really could travel through time with it and she wanted to save her Dad from an accident or something? Jeez. Instead she a super smart, turbo b***h

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              But does she actual pull an oboxuous "byyyeeeeee sister" like she's a tiktoker?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, no, Sorry. That was a slight exaggeration.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Owen Wilson looking guy just shoots her.
          >Another teacher comes over to see what's happening and he shoots him too.
          beyond parody

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She tells Indy who she is. Explains she's been looking at her fathers notes and believes she has figured out where the dial is in the lake. She then mistakenly says "I knew you didn't destroy it". Indy catches on she's up to something but he takes her back to his school to show her he hide it in the archives under a false bottom in one of the draws with some of her Father's notes (Toby died at some point but it's never mentioned how/when/why). AS this is happening, Mads is giving an interview in a hotel room about how he helped build the rocket to put man on the moon. The black lady is spying on PWB and says that she's with some guy (Indy). Mad's goons go to investigate. The get to Indy's school, the 8 foot tall guy is throwing paper work around and some lady asks them if they help. The Owen Wilson looking guy just shoots her. Another teacher comes over to see what's happening and he shoots him too. Black lady calls Owen a 'trigger happy cracker'. PWB then says to Indy, "thanks for the dial, byeeeeee" and she runs away as soon as Mad's goons enter. Indy pushes the archives shelves over to escape. He see's the 2 dead people. He tries to call the cops. Just is dragged into the back on a van. They question him a bit but get stuck in traffic because of the parade. The go to reverse but hit a taxi. They decided to walk instead. Indy starts to chant with some Nam protectors "hell no, we won't go". He uses the chaos to escape. He runs to a cop to try and explain. Cop gets shot by Owen. Indy jumps on the horse and rides off. Brief chase. Owen on motorbike. 8 foot dude in a red convertible with a screaming women in the passenger seat. Indy escapes into the subway. Outruns the train. Not a bad scene. Looks super fake tho. Next Indy is watching a TV in a shop window saying he's wanted for murder because people think he was the one that shot the 2 other teachers. The guy standing next to Indy recognizes him and starts to shout. He's suddenly KO'd by Sallah.

        Sallah drive Indy back to his apartment. They talk for a little bit. Sallah then drives Indy to the airport because he knows of some underground auction for illegal/stolen antiques. Sallah says he misses the adventures and excitement his life used to have and asks to come with Indy. He says no. On the plane, there's a flash back to the 1950's. Indy is at Toby's house. Toby has become obsessed by the dial and trying to crack its code. Indy says he's too obsessed and he will take the dial and destroy it. Young PWB over hears this. Indy then drives away. Back to the 60's, at the auction, PWB presents she has a dial and a bunch of people start placing bets. Indy walks in and says it was stolen, cringe dialogue. Mad's walks in too. Indy vaguely remembers him from the train at the start. Indy does his whip bit and there's a scuffle for the dial. Mad's ends up with it and flees in a car. Some guy PWB owes money too shows up and starts to chase her. There's a chase scene, Mads in a car, Indy, PWB and the mustached Kid are in a Tuktuk while they are being chased by gangsters. Ends with the gangsters car not being able to fit down an alley way and Mad's getting military extracted out. The tuktuk's radiator breaks so they stop. Mad's is on a helicopter getting lectured by the black lady. She gets shot and thrown out the helicopter. PWB is bragging about how she can read some ancient language. Her main motivation for getting the dial is to sell it to pay off debts btw. Indy repairs the blown out radiator with the kids bubble gum. They then go see Antonio Banderas to help them scuba dive. The dial is only HALF of the machine and they believe the other half is in the same shipwreck the first half was. The dive in with giant tubes for air. There's a bit with eels in the shipwreck and Indy flops around underwater. They get the chest which they think has the other half. The Nazi's show up. Yank everyone out of the water.

        They open the chest and inside is a wooden/wax square written in ancient text. Mad's tells Indy to read it. He refuses. So Mad's shoots Antonio. PWB says she'll do it for money. Mad's gives her a small pouch of diamonds. She then shows to Indy she has a stick of dynamite in her pocket she stole from the Antonio's draw earlier. She walks around explaining what the text says the riddle. The 2nd half of the dial was buried with Archimedes but no one knows where his tomb is. PWB is so smart and clever and she figures it all out. She asks Mad's for a drag on his cigarette and while they're talking she has her hands behind her back and gets Indy to light the fuse. She throws it at the German's, they kick it down he stairs on the boat. Indy, PWB and the kid escape onto the Nazi's boat and take off. Mad's is on the other boats deck watching them speed away. I guess the dynamite wasn't strong enough to blow a hole in the boat? PWB is all excited, Indy tells her to tone it down because he just lost a friend and he's angry the Nazi's know exactly where to go now. HOWEVER, PWB tells Indy she knows the square tablet isn't just a tablet (because she's really smart). Indy pours whiskey on it and sets fire to it. inside is a gold disc with some other instructions on it. Mad's notices they got from East to West. Indy and co arrive in Greece. While they are waiting for the tour in the caves to finish for the day, the kid gets kidnapped. Mad's just shows up. NO explanation how he figured out they were here. Indy and PWB go on without him and Indy assures PWB they won't hurt the kid. The kid tries to run away but is handcuffed to the 8 foot guy. Kid tries to pick pocket him for the key as they are crossing a small rope bridge, 8 foot guy turns to stop him, slips. they both fall into the water. Kid managed to get the key, unlocks himself, cuffs the 8 foot guy to the sewer grate and swims away. Mad's says to the rest of his crew to keep going.

        Meanwhile, PWB and Indy are doing some echo location to find the loudest part of the tunnel. The entrance has caved in but they see an opening above them and climb up. There's a small tunnel with bugs they get covered in/go through. They then enter a chamber filled with methane gas. Indy tells PWB to get in the shallow pool because Archimedes was fascinated by water displacement and pulls some rocks into. Water overflows into another sink thing and the floor opens up and they slide away. Blah Archimedes tomb. They push open his coffin and see Archimedes skeleton has a wristwatch on. His skeleton is also holding the other half of the dial PWB notices engraved on Archimedes coffin is a Phoenix with propellers. Mad's enter with his grew. The kid jumps down onto one of the Nazi's brief fight. Indy gets shot in the heart. Mad's puts the dial together. It is then explained that Mad's is going to use the dial to go back to 1939 and take Hitler's place and use his NASA rocket science to win the war. FOR NO REASON WHAT SO EVER, 2 Nazi's take Indy with them to the airport to get on the Nazi plane with Mad's. The dial is actually a device that points to riffs in time and space. The pilots set the course. PWB and the kid show up. PWB asks the kid if he can fly the smaller plane. She hops on a motorbike and chases after the big plane. She gets on the landing gear. climbs in. Indy tells Mad's the calculations are wrong. Mad's realizes Indy is right and is too late to change the course. They get sucked into the work hole in the sky. The Kid in the small plane is following them. The plane's owner was napping in the back and wakes up and freaks out. Other side of the worm hole, its appears the plan worked. BTW Mad's and his crew all changed into full Nazi uniforms before they got on the plane for some reason. Indy see's roman ships and says they have gone back in time 2,000 years. The plane gets giant arrows shot at it. One hits the engine. Plane on fire.

        Owen Wilson looking guy pulls out a machine gun and starts shooting roman soldiers from the plane. PWB pulls a lever so most of the other Nazis fall out of the plane. Indy uses on of the arrows that been shot into the plane to cut himself free (Don't forget he was shot in the heart). He then grabs a parachute and grabs PWB and the float to safety. While this is going on we see Archimedes building the dial and soldiers talking about the dragon flying around (the burning plane). The Nazi plane crashes because Mad's tries to turn the plane around back to the portal. Indy (still shot in the heart) lands with PWB and Archimedes walks up to them. Them talk in ancient greek for a while. PWB knows ancient greek too because she's so smart. Archimedes hand's Indy a wrist watch the the dial from the future. They talk about how it's a fixed point and this was meant to happen or something? Idk I wasn't checked out by now. Not explained how or why Archimedes knew about the wormhole in the sky. Suddenly Indy remembers he was shot in the heart 5 hours ago and starts to die. the kid and the other pilot land. PWB begs Indy to come with her, he says no because now he can witness history first hand. She's says he can't stay because he might alter history and Indy says "Would that be so bad?" PWB say's he'll die if he stay and Indy says "I want to die". Best line in the movie because I wanted to too. PWB then knocks him out with a punch and cut to Indy waking up in his bed. A LOT was skipped over here in the movie. PWB is putting away groceries and the kid is there too. Sallah comes over with his grandkids and then Marion enters too. PWB says "lets go out for iceceam" and leave Indy and Marion alone. Awkward kiss. Some cringe dialogue. Ends with Indy's hat on the balcony blowing in the winds before he snatches in and movie ends.

        Thanks anon. So from your description it's literally nazi chase bullshit with one ancient tomb scene. Indiana Jones mission impossible. No ancient ruins, no exploration, no discoveries (Archimedes tomb is already well known location)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, having read the summary here and other leaks it doesn't seem like there's really any standout set-pieces or interesting exotic and/or ancient locations, aside from the opening prologue. Mads's villain doesn't even get a cool grisly death scene

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >America
            >Morocco
            >Sicily
            This is pretty dogshit. Remember when these movies brought you exotic locations?

            Like a temple in the middle of the Jungle. Or colonial-era Shanghai.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >any standout set-pieces or interesting exotic and/or ancient locations
            Worst offence Indiana Jones movie could do. Ark has Well of Souls deep under sands of Egypt. Temple of Doom is amazing location itself. Crusade has Venice catacombs and Petra temple. Even that dumb Skull has nice Inca tombs and Akator.

            And this one? Lot of random jumps and that's all. Lame. Or maybe tomb of Archimedes at least stands out? As of now, even Tomb Raider movies with AngJo had more interesting set pieces.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, does Indy live in a crappy apartment? What happened to his house or do they not explain?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe an apartment in New York is more expensive than a house in Connecticut

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          dont expect them to explain anything because nothing is explained. for example when mads and his group kidnap indy and they board plane they wear nazi uniforms. somehow mads always knows indys location. he is sometimes step ahead too

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Marion is probably in the house, Indy's apartment is due to the separation

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but given that he was still living in it during Crystal Skull, meaning he lived there for at least 20 years, shouldn't she be the one moving out? Then again, feminists don't give a shit about logic.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they pick such a boring frickin artifact? why time travel?

    I'm almost 100% sure they were gonna pull off some fanservice shit but it backfired so they had to reshoot that disaster of an ending where a plane crashlands in ancient times and we cut to black to get out of it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why time travel?
      because the fan made radio show proved time travel was a compelling story that could hide a great deal of contrivances.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Phoebe Waller-Bridge is annoying
    I've never watched anything with her in it and I can tell she's annoying as frick

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'm sick of time travel and alternate realities being used in action films. It's just played out now. Nothing really matters when you can just go back in time to rewrite history when things go wrong. It's become boring and too predictable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it’s lazy as frick

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly i prefer the original leak 3rd act over this bs

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brehs, here's a novel idea: keep Indiana Jones young and in the 1930's.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Archimedes make the time rift? How does it always go back to his time?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Archimedes make
      the only good thing about this film would be if Archimedes made a wooden clockwork fricking mecha to rip and tear the UGLY b***h and Indiana to a pulp. And then get back to his God Tier Mathematics.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true?

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its Mad Max Fury Road, now with Indiana getting sidelined.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fury Road was dope THOUGH

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great visuals that were simply the cosmetic cover up of a horrible film that wasted. It could have been great without the feminist bullshit and all that other stuff.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off, you exaggerating gay.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You suck and Fury Road is still great.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Accurate. Top shelf style over bargain basement substance.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how long before the camrip?

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie's misfortune is really fun to me:
    >have opportunity to bring back Shortround (like Indy 4 brought back Marion)
    >bring on some annoying British lady instead
    >meanwhile, Shortround's actor makes a grandiose comeback and literally wins an Oscar

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy seeing nazis, chase scenes, nazis in chases scenes, b***hing and complaining during nazi chase scenes with a new bonus character thrown in for fun.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, that's all I got. I encourage you all to not see this and to tell everyone you know to not see it. Thank you all and Goodnight.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only care about Mads, how much screen time does he get?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He usually appears at the end of action seqence, says some bullshit, steals something from Indy and then they cut to next scene. Completely wasted and doesn't even have cool memorable death.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick this moronic movie and everyone who thought it was a good idea. What a waste of his talent and time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait are you serious? There isn’t a gratuitous death scene in an Indiana Jones movies? They really did sand off all the edges, thanks Disney

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He dies in plane crash in fall background.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s not excessively gruesome or anything?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You do see his dead body like Gus from breaking bad

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did the Romans shot a plane out of the sky? Ballista's good but it's not that good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Power of Math was on their side.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not military expert. They shoot spears out of something like a huge crossbow.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they were Romans n shiet baby

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any scenes of younger Indiana Jones because there are promo pictures that show him? Was that just cut out?

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does Von Braun guy die? Plane explosion? Or something else? Any cool death? Are there any 'melting face' moments?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      read the thread Black person

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, just tell me

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Indy whips his balls.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what was that stuff with the boulders in the trailer? More cut shit, when they travelled through time?

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so does the plane get shot down by Romans????

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Other thread says that yes and Archimedes finds Mads nazi guy corpse and grabs his wrist watch. He invents his own clock based on this and that clock is Dial Of Destinity Indy is looking for. Also one other anon says that there is burning bird symbol on Archimedes' coffin and Romans talk about burning bird when the plane crashes. It's time travel paradox where Indy's actions lead to events in past that then are discovered by them in the present time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        time travel plots nowadays are the ultimate sign of creative bankruptcy

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait for this one to be forgotten in a month

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    clips
    https://twitter.com/jvdgeld/status/1674089028746919936
    https://twitter.com/jvdgeld/status/1674050615188549632

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indiana Jones and the Cherokee Drum would be a good one. I’d prefer that to a Star Trek plotline.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indy is old enough he could be driving a Chevelle in the movie

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why they end up in ancient greece instead of 1939 germany as planned?

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this movie even exist?
    What audience was it made for?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its exists because of KK and PWB, but why $300 mil

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any attractive women in the movie? I'm just surprised that it's a cast of geriatrics and a middle aged roastie with a fricking mole on her head. Who wants a movie starring nothing but ugly old people?

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    do we get a hitler cameo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hitler becomes the sidekick akin to short round

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He sings "Anything Goes" at a seedy Argentine nightclub at the start of the movie

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad AVGN doesn't review movies anymore because I'd love to hear his thoughts on this. He didn't like Crystal Skull back in 2008.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually he did. He even put it number 1 in his list of Sequels that Aren't as Bad as Everyone Says like...a decade or so ago.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im not watching any indy past 3
    why did ford have to be so greedy and ruin his legacy, stupid senile old man....

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the rape scene was a little over the top

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it.

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a shitty way to end the series. At least they didn't retcon Indy from existence, I guess.

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How bad is it? Does he die?

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's Mads as evil Von Braun villain?

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has the cam leaked yet?

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Temple of Doom remains the best Indy film.

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this is basically the 2016 Ghostbuster movie all over again? Old cast members returning only due to contractual obligation and clearly don't want to be there, reshoots up the ass, possibly a career killer for many involved...

    Also, is PWB the female equivalent to Pauley Shore?
    >> Unfunny comedian who got well known due to nepotism
    >> Mostly a total unknown who was suddenly shoved into the spotlight out of nowhere
    >> Beloved by studio execs who think they're the best thing to happen to comedy in years give them multiple movies
    >> Movies with them in it either do okay or straight up bomb
    >> Only a small minority of people find them entertaining, everyone else thinks they're annoying as hell.

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Shia Lebof character gets mention at all?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, he is KIA in 'Nam, which causes Indy and Marion to divorce. I can understand not bringing Mutt back, Shia is notoriously a pain in the ass to work with and a total psycho, but killing him was pretty extreme.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Calm down, you actually live in an incredible time to be alive and have it easier than almost any other generation that came before.

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there 2 Indiana Jones's or was that shit scrapped?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scrapped. Young Indy is only in retrospective scenes on train and in nazi castle. No rumored young and old Indy meeting/replacing/dying people were talking about.

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