INDY 5 DIRECTOR "NO SCREENING RIGHT NOW, INDY IS NOT REPLACED"

>Not true. I already said there have been no screenings. And the photo is from the D23 teaser. Have some faith.

>Well, Paulo, it's up to you who you believe — an anonymous troll named "basement dweller" & "doomcock" or the actual director of the film. No one will ever replace Indiana Jones. Not in any script. Not in any cut. Never discussed.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pic from the movie

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >romans
      >white

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What’s the problem

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Romans were white, you fucking idiot

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So, time travel is in. Fuck.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood can't even trireme anymore. American Cinema is officially dead. Like nasal.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Greeks vs Romans

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why do modern costumes look like shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Everything is some kind of synthetic. Moves all wrong even when it more or less looks right.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/fbjopZz.jpg

      >Not true. I already said there have been no screenings. And the photo is from the D23 teaser. Have some faith.

      >Well, Paulo, it's up to you who you believe — an anonymous troll named "basement dweller" & "doomcock" or the actual director of the film. No one will ever replace Indiana Jones. Not in any script. Not in any cut. Never discussed.

      https://mobile.twitter.com/mang0ld/with_replies

      quentin tarantino was right

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no...

      reminder
      [...]

      These movies really should have ended with the third one. Disney fucking sucks.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    reminder

    [...]

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Response from director

      >Not true. I already said there have been no screenings. And the photo is from the D23 teaser. Have some faith. No one will ever replace Indiana Jones. Not in any script. Not in any cut. Never discussed.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not going to watch it. He is lying.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based basement dweller

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        das right! I bet director never got dubs.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Indy 5 ending by literally wiping India Jones from existence
      I find it too hard to believe Disney would greenlight something this subversive after how badly such moves went for them with Star Wars.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Disney is not motivated by sales anymore, they're motivated by their owner blackrock, who is motivated by turning western countries into mutt ridden submissives.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't you get the memo? Blackrock isn't paying out infinite money anymore

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's one of those "poisoning the well" pr posts by pumping the predictable agenda to the extreme.

      Indy will get fucked over, as will his legacy and continuity, but not as egregiously as stated in that link. The idea is that you're meant to be expecting such a shitshow that the real thing (which is still disgraceful Logan-tier replacementshit) will seem less shocking to your system.

      Protip: A good rule of thumb here is that if that bong hole (and her ilk) is in a movie or tv show and you watch it, no matter how beloved the franchise or subject matter, *you* are the problem.

      Insert "goyslop" meme here, because it's apt.
      And no, "Well, this goyslop wasn't as bad as I expected", doesn't excuse it. Neither does "Oh, I just slurped it up for the LOLZ. I didn't gobble it down *seriously*". If you eat it, *you* are the problem.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He should be tbh.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      based. always liked mutt.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      based. always liked mutt.

      I just realized he's named Mutt because Indiana was the name of the dog

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      /pol literally broke him

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ford is literally about to die and they are saying he cannot be replaced. I hate lying shekel pushers

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He's playing a word game. When Indy is replaced and her name is Linda Jans, yeah she did not "replace" him but she is the new protagonist who will feature in the next film when Harrison Ford retires. Therefor Indy is not "replaced" they just created a "new character" and then if fans hate her or shes received like a wet fart they can sweep her under the rug just like Shia. If he wanted to reassure us he would more directly say
    >this is not a mantle swap movie, there's lots of that happening lately but that does not happen in this movie. Indiana Jones is not a superhero title you can just give to someone else
    But he will not say this because he knows it happens.
    He specifically chose to say
    >No one will ever replace Indiana Jones
    Sure, bro. Totally.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >kevin smith: it's not true, we didn't kill off he-man in his own series. that would be stupid
    >he -man dies in the first Eps of the New He-Man show
    yeah no, don't trust directors, JJ Abrams "he's not khan"also lied through his teeth

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Did anyone believe that Cendict Bumberbatch wasn't Khan?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I didnt pay attention to any online shit and the actor resembled Khan in no way shape or form so it surprised me. Surprising, but stupid and illogical and meaningless for in universe plot. Its just so dumb you dont think it will be him, then the story relies on you thinking "that would be dumb it wouldnt be Khan"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >JJ Abrams "he's not khan"also lied through his teeth
      If I were in his shoes I would have lied too, tbh. However I would have cast someone who actually looks the part.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      THIS. Came here to say this too. Directors LIE. They just need to get butts in seats and will say whatever it takes to sell tickets. They don't spoil their own films (ruin them, sure, but they don't reveal the end).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that "hes not khan" thing was so dumb. like bro why even lie? we all knew it was a complete bad remake of wok

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Retarded example
      He-man dies and comes back to life right away in the next episode, so he didn't actually "kill him off"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Retard plot

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that he acknowledged it at all means it's 100% real.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they're reshooting right now just to prove doomcock wrong. think about that.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Not long after, in an interview with Uproxx, the Russo brothers were asked, "Is the title of the fourth Avengers ever spoken in Infinity War?," to which Joe Russo responded, "No." This immediately shot down any chance of the movie being named Avengers: Endgame, as "Endgame" was clearly spoken during the third act of Avengers: Infinity War.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Have some faith.
    Lost faith the moment Disney took Indy rights. Franchise is dead for me now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it died for me when indy hid in the fucking freezer

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the thing is, basement dwellers arent smart enough to come up with this elaborate set of leaks.

    what this is is the actual marketing department trying to drum up word of mouth on this dumb movie. a fake leak. some twitter stuff and then suspend the account. you know the drill.

    its all so tiresome, disney. we get it, your movie sucks.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not true if you browse /toon/ they come up with very accurate mcu leak/prediction threads where even if 10 things are flase they get 2 or 3 things right. Usually.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I bet most MCU leaks are right, thing is they change those movies on the fly and very late in the production. Disney entirely reshot Rogue One and Solo in a few months, none of the scenes in Rogue One trailer made into the movie and Vader's cameo was add after everything was done. Cinema is dead fren.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Just the modern blockbuster but Tom Cruise just saved cinema, bright future ahead.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He'll cope by saying some shit like
    >when I said no one can replace Indiana Jones, I wasn't lying. She's her own character and not taking up the mantle, but I hope you stay tuned to see where her journeys go

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >/misc/ "leaker" btfo by the director himself

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >doomcock has literally never been right in nearly 10 years of peddling "rumors"
    >people believe him anyway

    Is it just because incel fanboys will believe ANYTHING to think that Lucasfilm is in trouble?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is now a Mummy 4 feat Brendan Fraser thread. Pitch ideas

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Archeologist unearth a large entrance to an ancient mesopotamian temple
      >turns out to be the resting place of an eldritch elder god
      >mummified priest of the gods try to do a ritual to awaken their masters
      >O'Conner and his family are tasked with stopping the ritual by the magi.
      >reluctantly summon Imhotep to ask for help with magic in exchange for a better afterlife
      >Imhotep betrays them, only to fake it and help save the day at the end
      >the temple is buried once again and they all ride off into the sun, with Imhotep allowed to live in the modern world

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just 3 straight hours of Brendan fighting and killing hot mummy women with bollywood physics and soundtrack

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I could go for that too. I´ll add it to the other thread

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >or the actual director of the film
    you mean the ones that lie incessantly because there's no consequences in the least, especially since scandals are profitable?

    he-man definitely doesn't die and the story is definitely about him. i definitely believe directors when they lie through their teeth

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He looks so old. And every pic I’ve seen of him in this has his mouth hanging open as though nobody is home and/or he’s having trouble breathing. Just sad.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's 80, and he already seemed too old and tired in Crystal Skull, that was 2008. I bet the whole deaged Indy is true, Ford can't physically carry this movie, although they have sassy slag woman to do the job this time.

      Also, any hints on the title?

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Weet ik

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Not in any script. Not in any cut. Never discussed.
    Remember. No cuts.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >sends harvey weinstein a samurai sword with the promise of execution if he cuts a frame out of a ghibli film
      how can one man be so based?

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There are only 3 Indiana Jones films, and there will always be ONLY 3 Indiana Jones films.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, Last Crusade is pure slop and not canon.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    “No one will ever replace Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, and Han Solo. Not in any script. Not in any cut. Never discussed.”

    - said someone in a better world than ours

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Take a shot on doomcock this early.
    Yeah, indy will be replaced with a better version and representation for modern audiences.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >a better version of Indiana Jones
      >for “modern” audiences

      Laugh out fucking loud

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