>INDYYYYYYYYYYYY
>DOKKA JONES
>INDYYYYYYYYY EWWWWWWWWWWWW
>DOKKA JONES
>EWWWW INDY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLP
>DOKKA JONES
Repeat for two hours
Frick you contrarian gays who say this is the best one
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>Maybe you goosestepping morons ought to read books instead or burning them
Badass
the nazis were actually burning porn irl if anyone was wondering
They were burning troony shit.
As a kid, this one was my favorite. As an adult, the last crusade is my favorite.
Your taste regressed
Bali chadhogay. Bali mangti Kali Ma. Mukti degi Kali Ma. Kali Maaaaa. Kali Maaa! Kali Ma shakti de! Bali chadhau tere aage. Swikar karo.
>*removes heart*
Ab iski jaan meri muthi me hai. Ab iski jaan meri muthi me hai. Ab iski jaan meri muthi me hai! AB ISKI JAAN MERI MUTHI ME HAI!
>*chanting in background* Mola Ram! Mola Ram! Mola Ram sudha ram!
>*screaming from sacrifice victim*
BALI CHADHADO! BALI CHADHADO! BALI CHADHADO! BALI CHADHADO! BALI CHADHADO! BALI CHADHADO!
>*victim and heart burns*
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA AHAAAAHAAHAAHAAAAAA
>he understood the poospeak
good morning sir
There are annoying parts. The gross-out dinner scene never did much for me either. What I like about Temple of Doom though is the pulpier feel. It doesn't feel like a rehash of Raiders the way Last Crusade and to some extent Crystal Skull do.
I like all three of the original movies a lot, though. I get why Last Crusade is a favorite for a lot of people. Raiders is still the best for me.
Short Round is kino
My thoughts exactly
>Indiana Jones and the Temple of Ooom
You have to be a special brand of moron not to appreciate the high kino of Temple of Doom
It's fun but it's definitely not the best one
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Haven't seen these since I was a kid. I think I remember Temple being my favorite. Why is it hated so much?
Checked, most normies disliked how far out gross and mean spirited it was, also the leading chick in this one is completely annoying, marion in the first movie was top notch also some really offputting stuff, i.e the dinner scene, indy almost killing the kid while under mental control, the starving dying kids, etc.I love it for those very same reasons
>I love it for those very same reasons
Was going to say, sounds based
It even has the best action setpiece in my opinion... THE MINECART!
Car chase at the end of raiders is peak
Too hard of a choice anon
More like Indiana Boners and the Tenple of doom.
Because they're stupid cucks
Because it doesn't even get interesting unil like an hour in
It has the worst companion in any movie ever, Winnie is so fricking annoying, the scene with her in the jungle freaking out while Indy plays cards is embarrassing to watch
Not to mention the stupid stones is not an interesting premise compared to the lost ark or holy grail
Theres an action/escape sequence 5 minutes in.
>in the jungle freaking out while Indy plays cards is embarrassing to watch
Get some taste, that was gold.
>Not to mention the stupid stones is not an interesting premise compared to the lost ark or holy grail
There's nothing wrong with the sankara stones either
Yeah and it sucks
>Get some taste, that was gold.
No it wasn't, it was cheesy and not funny, just cause you watched it when you were young doesn't mean it's good. Indy shooting the swordsman was a much better example of how the humor should have been handled
Because they did a heckin racism
Indiana Jones trilogy is best viewed 2 1 3
1 opens well but 2 is like an extended version of 1's opening
2 has him introduced as a guy in a suit and not a hat man, which I think is a fun way to meet him
2 has the logo at the beginning, the others don't
1 and 3 are both judeo christian, where 2 is absolutely the opposite
1 and 3 also are nazi focused where 2 is not
2 is already a prequel anyway
2 arguably has more interesting character relations and plot going on than 1
2 is the darkest, 1 is middle, 3 is lightest, makes sense to go darkest to lightest
1 is the only one that works stand alone, & has qualities that make it great in the middle like esb
It's really a single film in 3 parts when you watch it in chronological and not release order
3 works best as a direct sequel to 1 and not with a movie in between
Lots of the iconic stuff in 1 is even better when taken after setups and related gags in 2 (see: the gun-holster gag, sets up in one movie and pays off a whole movie later
2 is the most extreme iteration (3 is the most tame), so it is good practice to brute force the introduction of the most interesting and weird elements before moving on to more conventional stuff that is still good
1 and 3 harken back to old adventure serials; 2 harkens back further to a less-revisited era of Hollywood "exotic" type films, see: murder on orient express for an example; depicts the strangeness of our world as seen in other foreign (when they were still as strange as they were to us) countries. 2 really captures the feel well of the interwar period, with 1 and 3 benefitting from following them.
4 is interesting but bad enough to generally not be worth mentioning; the first half about is actually quite up to par with what I wanted, but it falls apart with strange character relations bogging down the screen and ultimately the whole series.
Anon i love you
Here's one for free: Star Wars DEFINITIVE viewing order is 1 4 2 5 3 6. I can explain if you need it but hopefully you can figure it out
Raiders is darker than Last Crusade, for the climax alone. On a meta level, it's a israeli revenge fantasy, and the angels of death scaring the Nazis to face-melting death is more gruesome than Donovan just aging really fast when he drinks from the wrong cup. In fact, the ominous feel of the ark is a lot darker than the build up around the grail. One destroys, one heals.
Kinda mimics the old testament/new testament dichotomy
It was rather dark and comic book like in contrast to the first one's happy go lucky atittude and it implied and showed some heavy stuff rather subtly for example these background flayed human skins show up a lot through the film
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Willie-Indy dialogue in the palace is the best of the series
Definitely
Her reactions to the environment and dialogue with indy and shorty were pretty funny. I didn't think she was annoying. I never cared for Marion. Elsa was the best indy girl. Temple is the best indy movie though.
The Shanghai prologue was kino. A bit like a Bond film, only I liked the protagonist more.
Honestly, I like everything about Temple of Doom more than any of the other Indy films. I never understood the hate.
What a fricked up movie though, human sacrifice? Child slavery? What a joyride for a 4 year old to stumble into watching
Yeah, they ought to invent a new rating for movies like that. Definitely too intense for a PG audience, but not quite rated R.
Maybe you were just a homosexual child? It was my favourite as a kid and still is today.
A lot of kids love adventure stories that have kids in scary situations like being captured and having to escape. Similar to the popularity of stories where the kids are orphans.
>That one episode of Muppet Babies where they imagine the Temple of Doom in their basement.
Blew my mind as a kid
Check out Indiana wiener and the Temple of Poon