Instead of Noah, Meadow is going to be going out with you with you instead. Does Tony end up liking you or hating you?
Instead of Noah, Meadow is going to be going out with you with you instead. Does Tony end up liking you or hating you?
Instead of Noah, Meadow is going to be going out with you with you instead. Does Tony end up liking you or hating you?
i'm not an earner
Yes. I would keep my shoes on in the house and properly introduce myself with a hand shake(which Noah failed to do). Then I would tell Tony that I love WWII and the History Channel and we'd get along.
I'm half-Italian and lighter skinned than Meadow so maybe.
I'm half Italian and lighter skinned than both of you combined.
>Fielder was considered brown back then
I'm a blonde blue eyed white guy and I'm generally very nice and polite. the parents of every gf I've ever had liked me a lot. he might think I'm a little b***h though and he might dislike me because I'm not Italian. but compared to jamal ginsburg I think I'd be alright.
I roll bocce and know racist jokes and don’t frick with drugs. I’m already his son-in-law. I’ll be capo by the end of the year.
I'm a pro football player and 7ft tall. Tony would piss his xxl boxers if he saw me in his house
>tony stares me down
>I tell him a racist joke about a chinese guy
>he laughs
>carmella says that’s not funny tony
>tony cuffs the back of my head and yells at me
>I tell an even funnier joke
>he laughs and offers me meadow’s hand in marriage
I supply teenage Meadow with drugs, frick her, get mad at her and put my hands on her
I'm italian and not moronic. I'm a shoe in
>Does Tony end up liking you or hating you?
I, uh, imagine things turning out pretty similarly. Despite potentially getting along personally, I'm sure he'd react the same way before I opened my mouth.
Tony would probably make fun of my Midwest accent and get upset when I just smiled politely.
He wouldn't particularly like me because I'm a scientist, but he'd be decent to me and appreciate that I was a good husband to Meadow who caused zero additional problems in his life.
I'm just like Christopher. I have a big nose, am addicted to drugs and have dreams of being a famous artist
I’m Italian and shredded so I’m definitely better than some mystery meat marxist mulignan. Probably would get along fine. Never had a GFs dad dislike me, I always end up drinking a few beers and talking about Ancient Rome or WW2 with them.
I kinda look like Finn but less dago, so maybe.
Tony would not really be happy with anyone not italian, but he might hold his tongue if they're white at least.
I am white and wealthy, and I'd be polite to tony, and I can talk to him about history and shit so I guess we'd get along alright.
I simply would not date the daughter of a mob boss though, especially not Meadow since she is spoiled and annoying and her honkers arent big
He would probably wack me after I gave him this as a gift.
>meat-free meat
He thinks I'm a pencil-necked nerd, over-educated, pretentious, but "safe" for his daughter. Good-looking enough guy but not Italian, WASPy and a little disconnected due to my upper-middle class background. I live in a somehow nicer town bc it's not a cul-de-sac off-highway "mansion neighborhood" off 18. More cultured than him so it pisses him off but Meadow seems happy enough and I am from a normal world so whatever. We eat a spaghetti dinner, I make corny jokes about being so Anglo and don't know much about Italian culture. He invites me into his back office for scotch and cigars and I handle that like I always do as a classy person. Vaguely refers to his business, which I already know about, and am polite and deferring. Pivot conversation to more generic interesting topic because I'm not his Boomer therapist then wrap up the tete-a-tete with a witty comment. Exit his office, slightly drunk and buzzing, find my way up to his bedroom then rape his wife violently. Do a 360 and walk out of there, Tony seething the whole time looking at ducks.
I’m med but I can fake a Jersey accent.
Hey! I’m walking heah!
I'm only 1/8 Sicilian and I do not have the makings of a varsity athlete. However, I do love gabagool. Perhaps we could bond over that.
No. I'm a Mormon from Utah and therefore would be an FBI agent attempting to gather Intel on Tony.
>Does Tony end up liking you or hating you?
he hated AJ so..
I suck at banter he'd see me as a weak autist. I don't know if he really likes anglos or not, seems that one time he tried to hang out them them he got a bad impression of them. At least I make good money so he'd probably respect that
Damn every anon in here is prime boyfriend material, good work
What do you think?
He'd call me too short but we'd end up bonding due to my banter and carpentry skills just like every other father-in-law I had. Then I'd die because I'd end up cheating on Meadow, probably killed by homosexual Vito with a tiny gun.
Vito would shoot you full of cum
Christ dude get a grip
>6'3 bald scary looking slav
I already look like Tony. Makes sense, girl like to go out with guys that remind them of their fathers.
I'm white so he wouldn't like me at all.
I would inevitably end up fleeing with Carmella to Sicily so he’ll end up seething about me like he did with Furio
He'll definitely like me after I pay for our dinner.
>mfw weird looking half black guy
nah
it'd be pretty similar
ive dated asians
their parents really dont like you
I'm only dating her so I can steal her moms panties and smell the toilet seat
I like Italian women so I'd probably just bond with him over that
We could discuss giallo