instead of propane and propane accessories he now sells the last thing you purchased, what changes?
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instead of propane and propane accessories he now sells the last thing you purchased, what changes?
>Complete Studio Ghibli Art Book
Im not sure how this goes.
>Hank becomes a chocolatier
He'd probably get along with Bobby more, but also I don't think Texas would be the best place given the heat.
FAIRFOOD
Them frickers go nuts for Chocolate dipped brisket or whatever.
chocolate on BRISKET?
urrggh is that actually a thing? theres no way chocolate and MEAT go together and I fricking LOVE both.
People actively try to kill themselves and good tastes at fairs. I don't know what to say.
It could work as a molé sauce kind of thing, but that'd require not using super sweet chocolate.
mole is fricking delicious
Okay fair. Sounds gross but fair.
But I have to ask wouldn't that chocolate be melted?
Probably some kind of glaze or drizzle yes. It may be they freeze it together to serve on top of ice cream.
Weed dealer
Wasn't that already an episode?
>cheapo tortilla chips
Ugh, that's the real taste killer there.
Hoes and Hoe accessories?
I think he'd be happy selling farming tools, It's a bit odder to think of him as a pharmacist in my case.
Hank is now a distributor of imported beer. Completely out of character.
>NFTs
????
Lemonade stand lemonade?
>Fajita burritos and margarita accessories
Hank sells drinks of all kinds. Beer, sodas, milk, juice, water, etc.
Can't imagine Hank being into airsoft
pikmin
Egg and porkroll bagel sandwiches. Which he surely cooks on a propane grill.
Gas jockey! Works for tips
I sell coffee and coffee accessories now let me tell you, I know you have been hearing a lot of fuss about this capsule machines, I heard a lot about them myself but you can't brew a cup of good old American beans espresso on that tell you what, it's all about the foam. Those machines cannot and let me stress this enough they cannot produce crema, that's because it's not actually brewing the coffee, it just traps the steam without a highly pressurized space, have you ever gotten seen someone actually use a espresso machine? They actually have to let the hot water run a little bit before they make the coffee that's because it's too hot, what you want is for it to be hot enough for the steam to go through the roasted coffee grounds without burning them, yeah it's a hassle to have to clean them and waiting half an hour for them to turn on but there is nothing more American than a good cup of Joe in the morning.
Let me show you our models, we do have Italian machines and uh *lowers voice* french ones but what you want is a good synesso machine made in America with American parts, I know, I know I wouldn't trust my coffee made by a company that has only existed for 20 years, it would be like trusting a 20 year old young man hehe, let me tell you I have a boy and I'm already preparing for the kind of trouble he will get when he is in his 20s like going camping with his friends without proper camping equipment or dancing rock and roll with his girlfriend until past her curfew and having an angry dad on the phone but trust me it's a fine piece of machinery the kind that will last long enough for you to pass down to your son or ehm daughter just like America used to make them so can I set you up with one?
does he stream anymore or did he die?
Cheesy soup bread. He'll do fine since he can power the oven with propane. He sure as hell won't eat it.
what's a gummy bear accessory
One those toy animals that poop out small candies.
Ones that are Edibles
He sells hair cuts and hair cutting accessories
>Lisa the Painful/Joyful on switch
Depressing as frick indie games.
Fursuits and fursuit accessories!
>anime dvd
Hank stresses the importance of physical media in this day and age while pointing out american influence in anime.
Let me check my receipt.
Eggs, tortillas, shredded cheese, pasta, broccoli, tomatoes, bell peppers, onions, and tofu.
I guess he works at a grocery store. He probably makes a lot less money than he would selling propane, so the family is lower class.
>Manga and Manga Accessories
>Hank has to deal with weeb customers on a day to day basis
Movie tickets?
Hank works at a movie theater?
>Burger and burger accessories
He'd be fine, I suppose. Maybe a bit ashamed that he didn't quite make the cut to sell steak and steak accessories.
>jeans
He’s back where he started
I bought gas last... the show would essentially be the same.
What would a Hank hill drug dealer be like?
How would he sell Cinemaphile passes?
>Brisk Ice Tea
Seems in character
>Hank is now the assistant manager of a mcdonalds
I'm sorry Hank
>Hank has to run a certain dysfunctional Burger World
How will the crossover episode end?
groceries
Cigarettes
bump
whiteclaw and whiteclaw accessories
Beer. But let's be real, Hank loves beer as much as propane.
>I sell power cable and power cable accessories
He sells oyster sauce
>weed