>invents every modern guitar playing technique. >crystalizes all of modern song writing convention

>invents every modern guitar playing technique
>crystalizes all of modern song writing convention
>refuses to elaborate
>dies
Don't mind me just the greatest guitar player and song writer who ever lived passing through

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    god fricking damn it mods pls move thread

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >invents every modern guitar playing technique
    >crystalizes all of modern song writing convention
    Hendrix didn't do either of those things lol

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OPs favorite song is probably "Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy".

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >robbed of Jimi & Miles collaboration
    how i found out we're living in the dark timeline

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A spastic moron who could only play the pentatonic/blues scale was going to hang with Modal jazz players modulating keys every measure
      Sure thing kid

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They actually hung out and played together and Miles had nothing but praise for jimi hendrix's playing. Imagine being a pleb

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hendrix basically died a kid, he had decades left in him to grow. it's really sad.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah he might have finally managed to write a single (one (1)) good song

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah he could’ve gone on to play two guitars
          just imagine

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            three guitars, one in each hand and another in his mouth.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hendrix basically died a kid, he had decades left in him to grow. it's really sad.

        oh and the way Hendrix died is tragic; some bawd he was screwing just abandoned him as he was gurgling to death. it's almost chris farley esque.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're going to bait at least try harder, its well known miles loved hendrix they were gonna work together

        [...]
        oh and the way Hendrix died is tragic; some bawd he was screwing just abandoned him as he was gurgling to death. it's almost chris farley esque.

        that's what happens when you love fricking dumb hoes you meet at woodstock, might've been a worse vice than his heroin usage

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >invents music as we know it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had one hour of music a week. My music teacher was swooning over Bach. Pretty hard to sell Bach to a bunch of teenagers who are lost, full of hormones and just get classes of different topics drilled into them. But I loved listening to him and how he would wax lyrically about Bach. His enthousiasm is what got me.

      Playing the recorder was mandatory too. Most guys hated it, because it made you sound and look like a gay in front of the girls, so they botched it on purpose, because they were afraid. Not me, I'd get home and instead of doing geography or languages I'd just exercise on my recorder. And my parents weren't even mad, I was doing my homework right?

      The first time I played a song as a guy openly in front of the class, it was like coming out of the closet. "Yeah, this is what I like. Frick you."

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bach really is incredible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >His form and compositional development serve as the foundational basis for literally all music since. His utilization of counterpoint and its manifestations of melodic imitation, inversion, sequencing, and modulation/transposition promoted the most harmonically rich pieces yet most accessibility to the ear. The perfect balance of development producing excitement, and familiarity in re imagined motifs in unsurpassed fluidity. Still unmoggable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Music teachers suck this dude's dick like you wouldn't believe. It's always
      >Oh Bach-sama!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*psst*
      >Hey, kid! Wanna buy some foundational music theory?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i remember how jimi used to play djent before it went mainstream

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Frank Zappa

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bobby Fripp mogs em both

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Inspired me to pick up guitar. I suck, but that frippertronics video made me want learn. Also, his work with Eno is cool. King crimson obviously.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Voodoo Child (Slight Return) still blows me away.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was blasting that last night. Jimmy is back in the ether.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't invent shit. He stole every move from the old blues masters.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >quote from man who has never listened to a muddy waters song in his life
      you're not wrong but you're also not fooling me, parrot-sama

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >invents every modern rap technique
    >crystalizes all of modern rap song writing convention
    >refuses to elaborate
    >continues to live and prosper
    Don't mind me just the greatest rapper and song writer who ever lived passing through

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOT SO FAST

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        troony meme
        search sneedhon

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His contributions pale in comparison to Tay Tay

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rock 'n roll was for kids. At some point, you were suppose to stop and give it up, go get a job, like when you turned 15. But they kept doing it. They just wouldn't go away. They were suppose to pass it down to the next generation but they kept it to themselves and twisted and contorted music into something ugly just so they didn't have to get a job in their 30s.
    Now the schools where they used to have fun carefree dances get shot up by psychos, and everyone is locked away in their homes because the streets are full of child raping torture murderers.
    Sure. You can turn your amp up, and point your pickups at it and walk back and forth to mimic bombs in a war you never fought in. Other people did that better. John Mayal. Graham Bond. Jan and Dean. You also beat women and died from a drug addiction.
    He was an old man when he was around. He was big for a few years due to over enthusiasm stemming from white guilt and a false perception of objectivity and worldliness. Propped up just like any black person on TV today with all the obnoxious cheering.

    Black attempts at music are just:
    >Pathetic failures at mimicry of more demanded music
    >Cheering whites overextended in their diversity push
    >Selfish narcissism that makes them much worse
    >A major decline among in talent among all humans

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    am I too late to learn the piano at 36?
    i have massive wpm on a computer keyboard and still have really fast reflexes at my age, but it's probably due to my aspergers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >am I too late to learn the piano at 36?
      Nope, as long as you have hands and fingers to play.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        weighted electric fine to start out or would you start elsewhere?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      too late is the language of a loser, doing something you love and putting hours into a passion is it's own reward

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >im not to old to frick my neighbors bawd daughter

        Ok

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'M A moronic GORILLA Black person homosexual

          low key ok

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