>invents force ghosts. >doesn't fear the dark side. >makes the whole jedi council seethe

>invents force ghosts
>doesn't fear the dark side
>makes the whole jedi council seethe
Qui-Gon Jinn really is the best jedi.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >credits WILL do fine
    why was he such a manipulative c**t?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he needed to buy a rocket engine or something

      but he had no cash, just NFTs. he tried to barter but he failed his persuasion check because despite jedi mind tricks he still has a low charisma score

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like space ghetto israelites have resistance to and persuasion checks involving inferior currency

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Credits will not do fine. Skip them, we need space for adverts.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No! They won't! What you think you're some kind of Jedi waving your hand at me? Mind tricks don't work on me only money.
      GET EM GEORGE

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was also one of the few Jedi who didn't blindly follow the code established by the order.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what did the code entail?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no sex, ever

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Celibacy
        Qui-Gonn was a notorious cooze hound

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no sex, ever

          No part of the Jedi code requires celibacy or chaste. You can frick if you want, just don't get attached to it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Bro, just don't get attached ok? It's just a one night stand, it doesn't matter
            These movies were a generational thing, they don't work anymore.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No part of the Jedi code requires celibacy or chaste
            sauce: anon's anus

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              One of the c**ts on the jedi council got a pass for having tons of bastards because "im the last of my race trust me jedibros."

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Aayla Secura and Kit Fisto were frick buddies, but they had to call it off once they started to catch feelings.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, in the TCW cartoons when Anakin is hiding in a barracks room talking to Padmé, Obi-Wan walks past, grins, and calls out to tell her he said hello. And when Anakin is going evil in Ep3, where does Obi-Wan go? To Padmé, and he knows Anakin is the father too.

              Then there's how everybody in the Jedi Temple (according to some of the council, it was popular gossip) knew Anakin spent his shore leave at Padme's private lake house on Naboo. With her.

              Everybody knew he was fricking her. Nobody cared, because he wasn't breaking the Code by getting his dick wet. Obi-Wan himself used to slay blondes across the galaxy.

              And then there's Lucas himself stating Jedi don't need to be celibate.
              >https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/jedi-knights-aren-t-celibate-george-lucas-had-already-debunked-a-star-wars-myth-22-years-ago/

              The whole thing was a myth made up by incels who got no sex themselves so they headcanon'd that Jedi (who they wanted to pretend to be) were celibate monks.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Attachment is forbidden

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's just part of a smear campaign to besmirch the Jedi; pay him no mind.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a lot, celibacy and attachment being the main one, which Jinn never really gave a shit about and was fricking another jedi

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and was fricking another jedi
          not canon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You think anyone gives a single shit about nu-canon?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whic one? that blue bawd?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah some random blind chick named Tahl

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              a lot, celibacy and attachment being the main one, which Jinn never really gave a shit about and was fricking another jedi

              Man. Why do comic nerds write the most inconceivable bullshit? No wonder everyone made fun of that medium until movie slop kicked in.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                which part is inconceivable? pretty it's based on buddhist monks and similar orders. or do you mean liam neison choosing the afro jedi?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              are the Qui Gon junior novels worth reading if you're an adult? I enjoy the adult and YA novels

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Some asshat decided to pair blue bawd up with spaghetti face, unfortunately

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's probably the best part of TPM, he's incredibly fun to watch

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda wish the Jedi order wasnt a bunch of stupid aliens but it was just several quigon jins having trouble convincing each other

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly he's the only Jedi I think I could learn something from. Seemed like a stand up guy

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If he'd been born in KOTOR I don't think he'd be a jedi. He'd be sith, probably a well meaning one but still sith.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i laughed

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >has a gay name
    Check-mate.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Qui-Gon
    And Luke are the only true jedi

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Menace should’ve been teenage Anakin with Obi Wan.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every jedi learned from yoda for the first decade or so. Then they get a master so they can get some real world experience. Luke went to yoda to learn the basics just like the old jedi.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      obi wan was trained by qui gon, who was trained by dooku, who was trained by yoda
      so technically yoda was obi wan's master, from a certain point of view

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's incredible how bad sw nerds miss the point regarding the jedi order in the prequels. it's so fricking obvious, the movie basically screams into your ears that the order is a stagnated corrupt system that was partly responsible for the downfall of the republic, yet these idiots ask UHHHHM, WHY ARE JEDI SO STUPID???? they need that fricking voiceover from the clone wars cartoon to tell them everything, because they can't understand what is shown
    that being said prequels are still shit filled with plotholes, but the order being moronic was intended

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars has done incalculable damage to generations of viewers' critical reasoning skills.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t's so fricking obvious, the movie basically screams into your ears that the order is a stagnated corrupt system that was partly responsible for the downfall of the republic
      No it isn't

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon you know the scene in ep 2 with obi wan, yoda, and mace walking around the jedi temple that everyone dunks on for looking like ps2 graphics? that's what the scene is about, yoda is telling them that the jedi are becoming arrogant in their ways and even the older jedi are falling into it
        mace's entire character in the prequels is him being an arrogant hardass who is so strictly adherent to the rules that he creates the perfect opportunity for palpatine to corrupt anakin

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't beat a israelite with mind tricks
    I dunno man

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the SW universe only jedi can turn into ghosts. Everyone else is annihilated.

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