>invite the best guitarist of all time for your show. >get millions of views

>invite the best guitarist of all time for your show
>get millions of views
Did Gosling came up with this idea? If yes then he is a genius

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The "custom" of Slash doing guest guitar solo with a pop diva is the joke.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Humiliation ritual backfired, they don't know Slash is israeli and the checks still clear

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OK name three examples.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fergie, Michael Jackson, Ryan Gosling

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slash looks so fat and short now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's 60 now, give the dude a break
      how will you look at 60?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how will you look at 60?
        better

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He has the body of a dark souls protagonist

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that fricking Eric Roberts?
          HE CAN'T BE IN EVERYTHING, HE KEEPS GETTING AWAY WITH IT

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the best guitarist of all time

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the best guitarist of all time
    Not even fricking close. If you mentioned somebody like Eddie Van Halen, then sure. But fricking Slash?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Van Halen was good in terms of pure technical ability, but had zero soul

      Prince was better.

      Nah. Nobody can't name any of his songs except purple rain ( meme song )

      That's not brian may

      >best guitarist of all time
      that's not Vlatko Stefanovski

      that's not Johnny Ramone

      That's just bait. You don't bait people with this whitest shit you can ever imagine. Zero soul

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Van Halen was good in terms of pure technical ability, but had zero soul
        get the frick outta here

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whoa, it's like a lame version of this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Van Halen were a fun silly pop group back when fun silly pop groups could play rock n' roll and had wizard-tier players.
          That's what separates them from "authentic" rock n' roll bands, they pursued fame a bit too hard and their music was a bit too catered to popular tastes.
          Their best hits are awesome but their catalogue is too lopsided, especially if we count post-DLR (we do)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whoa, it's like a lame version of this

          You're both homosexuals. homosexuals, I say! Only chuck had pure unadulterated soul.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I prefer Sneed, the guy who came after

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          incredibly low energy for a "groovy" song

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta but 5150 was soul, the rest is just sort of weird "hard rock" biker music
          they're all talented don't get me wrong but it more seems like something you had to he there for
          with that said I always liked Dreams a lot
          Black Shabbat were better
          Randy was better
          Jake e Lee was even more interesting

          I dunno, VH was just good but not all that
          I would feel the same about guys today like Abasi who have a few emotive tracks but a lot of technical/comp focused neoclassical/progressive kind of music.
          Sometimes that's great too but whatever, it just doesn't necessarily invite feeling

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When doves cry, little red corvette, raspberry beret, 1999

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >van Halen
        >blah blah blah
        Got my (you)
        >dude dropped killer riffs, solos, and panties
        You probably can't get laid to Van Halen even if your dork dad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but had zero soul
        is this it? i couldn't put my finger on why his music never clicked for me and now that you mention it, it's completely soulless

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it reminds me of tv shows like America's got talent or whatever
          they might have on some amazing guitarist whose only interest is to get as famous as possible and he's technically gifted but a complete waste of talent

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh soul cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >good is measured by "soul", not ability
        fricking zoomers are a lost cause. always thinking "I don't have to learn this skill, I just have to... uh... have soul!"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't have to learn this skill, I just have to... uh... have soul!
          this but unironically
          soulless freaks like you get mad because it's true

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >my surgeon has SOUL
            enjoying your competency crisis bro?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >another dentist who plays guitar

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hello Yngwie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >MUH SOUL!
        Eat shit, Black person homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >zero soul
        Shut the frick up

        ?si=704zQZ56vVcxz0Nc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eddie is fricking garbage
      >dude tapping

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eddie's actually excellent when he's not tapping, the Hot for Teacher solo is really groovy, sounds bluesy but also really wienery and sharp in that uniquely 80's way. He had some of the best meat and potatoes playing of his time but the meme overshadowed that.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prince was better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      natch

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pink Suit
    he cute. bit cute.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Slash played guitar in the film song apparently so he was just performing his own song
    2. I saw Slash live last month and it was great, maybe he's not the best of all time but he's still extremely good and has his own recognisable style

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >has his own recognisable style
      Wow, you can really tell that this is Cinemaphile and not Cinemaphile, eh? That someone would just say something that stupid?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Slash is one of the easiest players to recognise by ear alone, he's indistinguishable, I don't care how many youtubers have been able to pull off a convincing imitation nearly 40 years after the fact.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Slash is the very definition of 'generic rock guitar', get the frick outta heer

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't understand the basic parameters of the discussion, moron, Slash's attack tone and playing could not be easier to recognise. You have a tin ear

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's true. You can just tell when you're listening to a Slash riff, lick or solo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he's indistinguishable
          Agreed, idiot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he really added nothing to the jimmy page and joe perry sound

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No one is having that discussion, the simple fact is that Slash sounds much, much different than either one, it would be incredibly easy to tell who is who if you played some live improv solos by each one, even with the exact same guitar and amp.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As if Cinemaphile has good opinions. All they care about is how mainstream/underground a band is.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if you've been to Cinemaphile lately, but it's mostly Taylor Swift, rappers, and kpop.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            swift is a hard out psy op
            Australian news media has even taken to randomly name dropping her in segments about natural disasters, referencing her lyrics in segments about stabbings and car accidents..
            Taht's not even mentioning the NSA's "psycon" where they said
            >hey wouldn't tay tay be a great suggestive manipulation tactic?
            and discussed more heavy involvement of celebrities in selling ideology to the masses

            Cinemaphile is one of the most hipsterridden categories of pastime and I get the feeling that the us government seems to think they can get some sort of underground "totally ironic" following around her and encourage people to blindly do whatever she does

            I mean if you didn't think they already saw people as cattle

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >swift is a hard out psy op
              Bro, I think you officially lost it. Book a visit with a psychiatrist.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's possible you actually just pay no attention to anything at all
                > https://www.youtube.com/ watch ? v=oEvV8BveDAM&t=1184s

                at around 18-20 minutes
                the nsa discussing using her as a plant.
                Their words, not mine, idiot.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Australian news media has even taken to randomly name dropping her in segments about natural disasters, referencing her lyrics in segments about stabbings and car accidents..
              All that proves is that Australian news media is garbage.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cinemaphile is the new Cinemaphile

            [...]

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >All they care about is how mainstream/underground a band is.
          moron.

          also slash and gnr are dogshit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dave Mustaine pre-carpal tunnel was easily the "best" rock/metal guitarist of all time, he's also the only one who has been able to make interesting music post-rehab whilst sober, his biggest flaw is his inability to check his ego and admit his singing peaked in the early 2000s, and he needed to hire a singer a decade+ ago.

      The worst part about his music by far now is his singing, c**t literally had throat cancer.

      I've also seen Slash live, he's very talented, however when it comes to creativity and sheer amount of high quality songs output, he's a distant second to Mustaine. It is amazing to watch a guy rip out solos on a guitar with 2-3 of the biggest, most ridiculously oversized diamond rings i've ever seen without them getting in the way. Never seen a single other guitarist have more than 1 tiny little metal band ring on their fingers while playing ever.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yet somehow Mustaine is second to Friedman

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >somehow Mustaine is second to Friedman
          Not that anon but that's a tenuous statement, not entirely unlike saying Hammett is better than Hetfield.
          Marty is obviously a great lead player but he's drawing HEAVILY on influences from his contemporaries, he's one among a sea of prominent shredders of his time. Yeah, you can argue his shred is better than the next guy's, but that's a different discussion.
          Mustaine is the musician and songwriter's choice, Marty worship is for the kind of nerds who attend Joe Satriani and Steve Vai concerts, which is fine and good for them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chuck Schuldiner was more interesting in my opinion. Megadeth doesn't have a flawless discography, the way Death does. And Chuck could shred like a mfer.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i have never heard a Death song i liked, its a dull mixture of death and black metal and i do not hear what you do. Enjoy your slop.

          And yes i do in fact enjoy some bands+songs in that genre, the entire celtic frost Monotheist album and the first couple of albums from Anaal Nathrakh were solid when i was in a mood for shredding my eardrums.

          ?si=V1EV8rSpRionF0kW

          Dave creating this song largely solo without his band for Guitar Hero 6 blew my mind when it came out. Just REALLLLLY fricking wish he'd get a real singer to perform before he goes completely senile and fails to perform.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >its a dull mixture of death and black metal
            >black metal
            Bruv. What are you smoking. Death was OSDM to Tech Death + Progressive. And this was the band that pioneered the genre and dictated the trends in it. And it had only one constant member with a vision. Guitarist, lyricist, sometime bassist, Chuck Schuldiner. You should broaden your horizons when it comes to extreme metal.
            >the entire celtic frost Monotheist album
            That's more Doom Metal than Death metal. But I agree in that it's my favorite album from them as well. I could never get into Morbid Tales or To Mega Therion. Just seemed overrated.
            >Anaal Nathrakh
            They are interesting for trying to combine Black Metal with Grindcore. But I can't say I'm a big fan. There are many Black Metal and Grindcore albums I enjoy way more.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah but OSDM is a completely different genre to any of the other guitarists we're talking about here. It has a very different guitar playing style on top of just tuning your guitar and using different pedals. High skill levels have never been associated with death metal music, which isn't 'fair' as you can't be shit and make good DM, but no its not in the same league and neither is Chuck.

              I don’t care about that in the slightest
              Does it sound good? Okay good. Whatever it takes.

              >talking about the greatest ever guitarists
              >shit eating pleb gives moronic opinion on fake guitarists who can't even do their own songs

              yeah okay buddy, go eat paste in the corner, adults are talking.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >adults are talking
                You’ll be graduating high school in a few months how’s it feel?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best guitarist of all time

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not brian may

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best guitarist of all time
    that's not Vlatko Stefanovski

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro said valtko. I'm sure the two bulgarians that browse this board got who you're talking about

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's not Johnny Ramone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Johnny "I invented punk, even though weirdly I wasn't in the band at the time" Ramone.

      lmao. That guy is such a parasite, like holy fricking shit.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Slash shows up in thing episode

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's not brad thomas from the tony danza tapdance extravaganza

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the best guitarist of all time
    That's not the corpse of my hero Chuck Schuldiner.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy wouldn’t be famous without the top hat.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jeff Beck is objectively the best guitarist to ever live, I'm not even that much of a fan but I can't argue with reality.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jeff Beck mentions there's this sweet shop just outside of town. So me, Keith Moon and Jeff Beck go to the shop, but it's closed. So we break in but they got this great big bloody Bengal tiger instead of a guard-dog. I dispatched the tiger with my can of mace, but the shop owner and his son were another thing altogether. We ended up beating them to death with their own shoes. But we got the M&Ms and Ozzy went on to do a great show.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's weird watching Withnail and I after Waynes World 2

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slash is unironically releasing some of his best music ever since pairing with Myles Kennedy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, that World on Fire album was 10/10 dynamite.

      You don't understand the basic parameters of the discussion, moron, Slash's attack tone and playing could not be easier to recognise. You have a tin ear

      i think its more like he's too moronic to discern between a guitarist that set a benchmark and defined a genre, and other guitarists iterating on what he created in the first place.

      He's the music equivalent of a normie looking at a 40k game trailer for Space Marine 2 and going "Ha! those gays are ripping off Starcraft!"

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the best guitarist of all time
    God, you knew what you did when you posted that.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best guitarist of all time is actually me
    *plays opening riff to sandman on an unplugged electric guitar*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm in tears

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it’s Paul Gilbert

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one acknowledges this post because it is correct

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >turn yourself into a bogged out freak and destroy your good looks
    Did Gosling came up with this idea? If yes then he is a genius

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2006 discussion

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gosling has become very annoying as he started "listening to the internet" like with Ken and lately Beavis and Butthead. It feels so forced and I never would have guessed him as an attention prostitute but here we are.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *he got too popular bros, it's time to cancel our memes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was always popular, it just got to his head lately.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its more like him repeating what Sam Worthington did once Avatar1 came out, he took every fricking job he could fit into his schedule as soon as he could, made a fortune, a bunch of films bombed because they were shit (not his fault, they just got funded and marketed well above what they deserved because the studio head tards had "a new A lister" and thought that would be enough to carry bad films), then he largely faded into the background of a semi-retirement.

      Last time i saw that guy was a solid but small part in Hacksaw Ridge. Frick that was a good film.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Picrel is an amazing album. Not gonna say it's worth 12 million dollars or a two decade wait, but it's fricking amazing. Purists were wrong to blow it off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His voice was gone before finishing it. He sounds like a tortured cat on this i love

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it's one of the reasons I love it. Sounds very raw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >step aside Slash

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best guitarist of all time
    That's not my friend Liam who plays local gigs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is their name always fricking Liam? I swear every time it's "my friend Liam is a good guitar player"

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best guitarist of all time
    *ahem*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's technically great, but lacks substance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not John Petrucci

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WANGIE MEMESTEIN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna have to stop you right there kid, for me it's gonna be guitar Jesus.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Goss is BOSS

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best guitarist of all time
    That's not Paco de Lucia

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best guitarist of all time
    When did Buckethead stop wearing a mask?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do some people say that buckethead is the best guitarist ever? Being the best guitarist is not just about the technique (which I'm not even sure he is the best at that), it's also about making worthwhile music and I've never ever met anybody that listens to or likes buckethead's music.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're absolutely correct. That's why chuck reigns supreme.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        night of the slunk BTFOs anything that dadrocker band ever produced

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Buckethead can make god tier music, but he also makes a bunch of throwaway stuff.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Buckethead has some filler albums

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckethead_discography#Pike_Series

        You sure?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Being the best guitarist is not just about the technique (which I'm not even sure he is the best at that), it's also about making worthwhile music
        He makes amazing music in a wide range of styles.
        >I've never ever met anybody that listens to or likes buckethead's music.
        He makes independent music and sells directly to his fans. There's no music company marketing him. Stop judging music by what your friends think and listen for yourself.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like you anon

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't a number of musicians all just be great. Whys it always a competition.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to compete and desire to succeed is to be a man, keep your effeminate "why can't we all get along because im a big loser and i'll never win anything in this competitive environment!" womanly shit to yourself, homosexual.

      >best guitarist of all time
      u called?

      kek, i wonder who he paid to play guitar for him. I don't believe he'd have the discipline to actually learn guitar, he must have found some poor russian session musician to exploit. He's too busy eating like a pig and fricking underaged russian prostitutes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's too busy eating like a pig and fricking underaged russian prostitutes.
        So, living the dream?

        Admit it, Seagull won at life.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Paco de Lucía
    >Andrés Segovia
    >Roy Clark
    >Guthrie Govan
    And that's just a random few you fricking reddit homosexual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all of those are reddit picks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roy Clark is a fricking god.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >greatest guitarist of all time
      That's not Yngwie Malmsteen

      >inb4 literal boomers say he's just tapping and his guitar has no le sovl and Clapton's Layla is the greatest riff of all time

      Good list too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >inb4 literal boomers say he's just tapping
        Malmsteen isn't at all known for tapping, I can't recall ever seeing him tap and I've seen a lot of footage, he's alternate picking master race

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I agree and you're 100% right but I'm just saying that people just hear fast notes and are dumb

          >best guitarist of all time
          *ahem*

          sorry I missed you beat me to thsi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't mind me chilling with my fricking awesome guitar

      ?si=svC7W-9TdCMCPEks

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No contest.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best guitarist of all time
    u called?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imma snatch every muddafrickin punani

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would rather hear Phil Collen or Jerry Cantrell play any day of the week than slash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Phil Collins is a drummer moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn’t know who Phil Collen is
        Def Leppard

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There’s no way anyone actually likes Def Leppard.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Def Leppard is frickin great
            Feel free to criticize my taste more while you're at it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw Def Leppard is the best thing on there
              jesus man

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The Downward Spiral
              >Lift Yr. Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven!
              >Toxicity
              Those are great, I guess Terminal Redux is decent as well. Don't really care much for the rest.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are underaged and if not im embarrassed for you

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              whoops forgot #9

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Def Leppard is frickin great
            Feel free to criticize my taste more while you're at it

            whoops forgot #9

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >dragonforce
              >the band where the guitarists were caught out literally speeding up their solos to sound better on the tracks
              bro your opinion is officially invalid shut the frick up.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, apparently ride the lighting and master of puppets were sped up on the album.
                I forgive them because it's faster than that live

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you can forgive stuff like that when the songs are being recorded on tape and not digitally, sometimes the tape itself degraded during recording multiple tracks independently onto it so altering pace slightly was needed. On digital? frick off, play properly or you're a fraud giving budding future artists an impossible goal to reach. Its like the Rock pretending he's natty.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t care about that in the slightest
                Does it sound good? Okay good. Whatever it takes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Does it sound good?
                no

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            first 2 albums are great thanks to Steve Clark

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best guitarist of all time

    lol guns n roses fricking blows

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their catalogue is far wider and deeper than anything that pop singer Cobain ever produced

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Axl had sex with thousands of women, he's my inspiration. I banged 40 already
      Kurt got cucked and killed himself. Not very inspirational
      GnR > Nirvana

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Axl had sex with thousands of women
        so that's what he's been doing with himself lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever even held a guitar? Nirvana songs are all power chords and lame solos.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kurt wasn't even the third best guitarist in his own band

  37. 3 weeks ago
    We don't deserve it

    Les paul tribute all over again

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's not Stevie Ray Vaughan though, in fact he[s dead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >blues...but by a white boy!!!
      Why would you listen to cheap spiceless imitation instead of real thing? Does skin color real matters that much?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        listen to his live rendition of Little Wing. It's incredible. And I was more talking about his technical abilities than his style. But I'm not a guitar expert. Seriously listen to that song though it's based.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SRV is incredibly boring. As a guitargay whose fav's are all from the 80's I have no idea what people see in him.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My favorite of his is Cold Shot and he didn't even write it. He was a better guitar player than songwriter to me

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Very dishonest. He's anything but boring.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for reminding me why I haven't used Cinemaphile for over 13 years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but nobody posted "rappers", kpop and tailor swift yet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what he meant. Cinemaphile has the best taste in music.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much. Most guitarists brought up here are at least good and there's no elitism. I'd like to show in Mikael Akerfeldt from opeth because he has a nice mix of jazz and metal. But I am a proggay

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can he play through the fire and flames tho ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      through the fire and flames is one if those songs that sounds hard to play, but isn't.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tell that to the guitarist of dragon force cause he cant play for shit

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not Dimebag

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slash is one person

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not DragonForce
    homosexuals prove to me right now that you can clear Through The Fire and Flames on Expert right now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speed doesn't always translate into good music. You can be technically skilled but still make boring music like dragonforce and buckethead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope this is guitar sovl

        ?t=235

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is also guitar sovl

          ?si=A50pSByI8NwId_iE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dragonforce is the hardest metal, not the best

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >guitar hero
      okay boomer

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best guitarist of all ti----

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you homosexuals are actually denying that Prince was anything less than a god, look up his Super Bowl performance. Shit is incredible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His guitar stopped working the in purple rain song how is him the best lol ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pajeet he was amazing because he kept going on and getting the crowd cheering

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best guitarist of all time

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which one is willy wonka??

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slash isn't the best ever, but he's great
    I like him

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long til they remake Crossroads with some black chick in for Steve Vai?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw Vai live with Whitesnake long time ago.
      Dude is scary good live. Great show.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we need a guitarist that everyone knows for our show
    >slash is already waiting in the lobby for 3 days

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I've not heard Slash play live in twenty plus years, but, did he ever learn to play?
    He could barely play any of his own songs recognizable back in the day.
    No way he played on Appetite. No way.
    The other albums, maybe. Not on Appetite.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The out of tune shitty guitar solo on November Rain is Slash. The hard riffs and solos on Appetite cannot possibly be Slash.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    git out with your boomer shit. for me it's matt bellamy

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the metric you're using for best guitarist here? Slash isn't even top 20 he's probably significantly lower than that but I'm not going to waste the effort

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >believing a magazine that literally pushed the lies of a girl carrying a mattress

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me you know nothing about guitarists without telling me you know nothing about guitarists

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the best guitarist of all time for your show

    The what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the best guitarist alive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the best guitarist of all time
    that's not Mark Knopfler

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For every guitarist that honed their craft of the 8 billion people in the world, Slash probably doesn't even rank in the top million.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If your favorire guitarist isn't Cinemaphile related, he or she doesn't belong in this thread

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gosling
    >idea
    pick one

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all music sucks, silence is the best

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Muhammed

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le guitarist
    who gives a shit. Much more intrigued by who is the best chess or poker player and why. same rules for everyone but some excel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i’m le intellectual
      Suck a dick you pretentious gay

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best guitarist
    hes literally the american meme

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the best guitarist
    That's not Steve Lukather from Toto.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the best guitarist of all time
    n00b

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f "Terry Kath"
    >0/0
    Today I will remind them

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Gary Moore

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best guitarist is kurt cobain

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    john frusciante

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steve Vai > Yngwie > *fairly significant power gap* > Petrucci = Satriani > Buckethead > EVH Hendrix > Prince > Slash

    that's just in terms of skill, though. How good their albums were is another question entirely and also depends on a lot of other factors aside from just the guitarist. Yngwie brutally mogs Slash in terms of ability but GNR writes better songs

    Of course, the perfect sweet spot between skill and SOVL is Billy Corgan. Siamese dream FTW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Incredible that you rate Billy Corgan and Siamese Dream, considering he's playing slowed-down GnR riffs and solos for most of their early albums.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, go play Siva at 1.25 speed before necking yourself, Billy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >slowed-down
        You're like basically and idiot

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What makes a guitarist good?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty subjective but if you want to break it down I'd say it would be a guitarist who:
      >Is technically proficient
      >Has an easily recognisable sound
      >Is versatile
      >Is good at phrasing in their solos
      >If part of a band (as in, not their own band), knows how to play their role
      and I think the most important, probably
      >Is innovative

      I would actually say Slash meets all this criteria except being innovative. He's a good guitarist, but not an innovator in any sense of the word.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tone
      >vibrato
      >tempo
      >picking
      >creativity

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dave is an insanely good guitarist. But my vote goes to Chuck Schuldiner.

        yeah but OSDM is a completely different genre to any of the other guitarists we're talking about here. It has a very different guitar playing style on top of just tuning your guitar and using different pedals. High skill levels have never been associated with death metal music, which isn't 'fair' as you can't be shit and make good DM, but no its not in the same league and neither is Chuck.

        [...]
        >talking about the greatest ever guitarists
        >shit eating pleb gives moronic opinion on fake guitarists who can't even do their own songs

        yeah okay buddy, go eat paste in the corner, adults are talking.

        >High skill levels have never been associated with death metal music
        But they are. Especially Technical Death Metal. Which is half (arguably two thirds) of Death's discography. I mean, Death Metal originally grew out of Thrash Metal, and one of the intentions was to make it even more intense.

        >invite the best guitarist of all time for your show

        doubt

        I will admit that this zoomer can shred like a motherfricker, but I just don't care for his music.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whatever guitar boomers suck off the most

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best guitarist of all time
    That's Slash, not Steve Hackett.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best guitarist of all time
    Hahahahahahahaha no

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Eddie Van Halen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank god

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how was EVH the best ever? genuinely think he's the most overrated guitarist of all time, and no one tells me why they think he's so good other than "dude you wouldn't get it"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      baby's first time hearing tappity tap

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ironic since tapping is by far and away the most boring, soulless guitar technique. the second i hear tapping in a song i am already wanting to turn it off

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          true, even a complete moron who can't play can get away with tapping

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this is what my local guitar center sounds like every time i go there

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best guitarist of all ti-ACK

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the best guitarist of all time

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gays.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can't even play in 7/8 time signature

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Money is in 7/8.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The greatest guitarist is the troony that concocted this album.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kevin Shields is a troony? Huh?

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the best guitarist of all time for your show
    Oh shit where was John McLaughlin during the show? I missed him.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If we're just going by technical ability the new generation of guitarists blow the old folks away and it's not even close. It should be based on more than just technical ability.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Canadian men are the most sexually attractive human beings on the planet. Sorry amerilards, but all the brown pussy belongs to us.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >invite the best guitarist of all time for your show

    doubt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude is awesome. anyone that says otherwise is a pearl clutching contrarian.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slash is so overrated that he ended up with so much hate and now he's in turn underrated. Stuff from the Snakepit and his solo album is actually quite good and top tier

    The last Conspirators album sucks tho

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slash didn’t want to play November Rain, guy can blow me

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Angus Young

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're doing a tour. 160 euros for a ticket. Saw them in 1996 when it was 20 euro for a ticket.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the best guitarist of all time
    >Slash
    He's like the 3rd best guitarist to make his debut in 1987

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Regarded as "one of the most celebrated guitarists alive" by Premier Guitar,[8] Petrucci has performed as the third guitarist on the G3 tour seven times, more than any other invited guitarist. In their article "John Petrucci: The Ultimate Evolved Guitarist",[8] Premier Guitar calls Petrucci "one of the best who's ever laid a hand on a fretboard".[8] He was voted "Best Prog guitarist" by The Prog Magazine[9] and the "Greatest Guitarist" by Burrn magazine[10] and Mariskalrock.[11] Guitar World magazine lists Petrucci among the "Fastest Guitarists of All Time

    Phew, glad that's settled.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well sure, he's great if you focus on technical proficiency and completely ignore things like song writing ability and stage presence.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >can play 1000 notes per second all over the fretboard
        >can't write something catchy even if his life was dependent on it

        >Petrucci can't write songs
        >he just can't okay?!??
        morons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can play 1000 notes per second all over the fretboard
      >can't write something catchy even if his life was dependent on it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad Dream Theatre and their shitty album covers exist or you might have been on to something there.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i fell asleep at a satriani noodlefest

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my personal favorite guitarist is Doug Martsch from Built to Spill, man shreds from the soul

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >so many seething replies
    good job OP
    >so far none of them ever posted a better guitarist
    in fact you did great here. bait them with the TRUTH they cant stand to hear

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's not Mark Knopfler

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Jackson
    and/or
    Rod Temperton
    and/or
    Quincy Jones
    did it with Thriller & Eddie Van Halen.
    this is just copying the concept.

    also: Eddie did it much better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      huh? you think they invented pop with guitar solo?

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ICP did it first. Are you saying Violent J and Shaggy2Dope are geniuses?

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ewan Dobson
    Tommy Emmanuel
    Igor Presnyakov

    These are some cool dudes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh and Michael Hedges

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cover guitarists

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So what, they're entertaining and make it their own thing. Ewan Dobson plays his own stuff, I think he even won an award for inventing a new guitar technique.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about Tom Morello and Wes Borland?

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he have to die, bros?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alcoholism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I found out he died just as I saw his sig esp (the LTD custom with the green skull) in a music store near my house, it was on sale for $600 and it had been there for about 2 years so I thought it would be fine for a few hours and I went back later the same day and it was gone
      full of regert

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Splash isn’t that good

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Sash!

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >almost 250 replies
    >no actual answer yet
    I seriously hope you guys are joking...
    you know he was the Mozart of the guitar, right?
    >invents jazz fusion before fricking miles davis does

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mozart wrote his own songs though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know about the Mozart group conspiracy
        Sure about that buddy

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single jazz guitarist mentioned

    You guys truly are nothing but pop charts morons.

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best guitarist of all time
    that's not George Benson

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All this talk about best guitarist and no one mentions the GOAT. Shame

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    okay, /mutv/, favorite non GnR Slash song?
    mine is either

    or

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >invite the best guitarist of all time for your show

    I didn’t see neither Hendrix nor Iommi at the Oscar’s.

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best rock guitarist is David Gilmour and it's not even close.
    If we also include other guitarists like Lucía, Yepes or Segovia your statement is just a bad joke.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      take away the fuzz, phase and delay and hes mid. great at bending and getting alot out of a note but hes a bit overrated. just listen to his solo shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Gilmour is probably all around GOAT. Great writer, great technician.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony Iommi is the best

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOBODY, short of leo fender and les paul, did more for the guitar than this guy right here and anybody who knows music/recording will tell you that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DragonForce is the best guitarist of all time

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're crazy if you think Slush was the reason this performance was popular

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >invite the best guitarist of all time for your show
    >everyone turns off their TV in disgust

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    say it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black person

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in this thread is wrong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >posts the most soulless guitarist of all time

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that electric guitar is cheating.

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IM JUST KEN

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best guitarist of all time
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For years people ragged on Axl for being a diva and a perfectionist, but Slash does this type of bullshit for years like rock'n'roll never happened.

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow! My thread blowed up, thank you so much for the discussion guys!
    I'll admit, besides Slash, the best guitarists of all time are Dimebag, George Lynch and Page Hamilton

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You kids are moronic.

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best guitarist of all time
    That’s Tom Morello

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Recycling Black Sabbath riffs but playing them with a power drill doesn't make you good, moronic iPhone cancerhomosexual..

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tom Morello is not a guitar player, he’s an amp and pedal player

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tom Morello
      Sorry he's busy sucking pharmaceutical corporate wiener

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slash is good but the best guitarist of all time is Johnny Marr.

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This still going? Kek. You're all wrong btw, it's John Butler.

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chuck

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good bait yah frickin Black person, here have a picture of joe

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Slash
    >best guitarist of all time
    Lol
    Lmao
    He has nothing on Tony Iommi, Jerry Cantrell, Dimebag Darrel, Eric Clapton, etc.

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Sabicas.

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