>hear about these movies years in advance >forget about them >abruptly they're in theaters
We're approaching the point where I stop noticing that they're in theaters.
I already don't hear about Marvel outside of Cinemaphile.
>a series dedicated to some old b***h no one wants to frick, no man is pining for and no man is asking for
Idiotic. Get women out of these positions now. All they go for is casting other b***hes who they vicariously live through or who remind them of themselves. It is killing creativity and stifling the shit men like.
>anons who hate comics shilling movies made by people who hate comics so they can trigger anons who like comics
There's something extremely pathetic about all this.
The original iron man character was already a boring concept, making him a wise-cracking teenage black girl genius is just repelling. At least add her fricking a white dude or something
>At least add her fricking a white dude or something
They have.
>Alden Ehrenreich ("Solo: A Star Wars Story") plays Zeke Stane, the son of Jeff Bridges’ Obadiah Stane and a charming scoundrel who approaches Riri Williams / Ironheart for a morally dubious endeavor. A gifted engineer himself, Zeke can match wits with Riri every step of the way, leading to palpable tension.
theyre using israeli men to make white men think mutts and black girls are palpable, if you notice in all the wmaf pairings the actor is white but in all the wmbf pairings the actors have been israeli with the exception of tom holland who is unironically homosexual
They've finally decided to incorporate "X had a son/daughter this whole time we never mentioned until just now!" into their arsenal of hack storytelling conventions.
They've done basically everything else so it makes sense to try to nail all of them.
Why do the keep giving Bendis' universally despised Original Characters movies?
I get that Bendis is israeli and the characters are usually worth ESG points but there has to be more than that, right?
Serious question, who the frick is casting their janitors into these big Marvel projects? She has 0 charisma even outside of looking nothing like a movie star.
MCU is so dumb they Iron Man brand will sell itself. No. RDJ sold Iron Man. He was a B level character at best until Downey. So getting ugly, uncharismatic Black person not going sell this movie
I hate nano bot suit of later Iron Man’s. I liked it when actually looked like gear and pieces put together. Hence the name Irob Man, not Nan Bot man. Later suits looked like rubber
Actually its not the artists being lazy its disney rushing them then making them redo entire shots in a short time. Thats why they didn't even have She-Hulk actually be She-Hulk in the show much
This character literally solely exists because of Bendis's black fetish. Not the first (that's Miles) and not the last one either (newest one was that mary sue green lantern girl).
Watching Disney announcing the the projects in already dead setting feels like watching the dude in the pit of shit trying to get out, but only burying himself deeper.
Agatha coming September 2024
>hear about these movies years in advance
>forget about them
>abruptly they're in theaters
We're approaching the point where I stop noticing that they're in theaters.
I already don't hear about Marvel outside of Cinemaphile.
These aren't movies you moron
>you're a moron for not magically knowing every detail of what OP is talking about
You're a moron for trying to act cute with greentexting a bunch of bullshit you don't actually know about yes
>3rd title
>4th release date
>a series dedicated to some old b***h no one wants to frick, no man is pining for and no man is asking for
Idiotic. Get women out of these positions now. All they go for is casting other b***hes who they vicariously live through or who remind them of themselves. It is killing creativity and stifling the shit men like.
>5 years later second season
Honestly at the rate Wanda's kids will be adult aged without any magic
Who the frick cares?
They renamed it again?
>Iron Man nigress
>meme witch hag
No thanks.
ok so she’s basically “iron man but girl” but they’re too afraid to just call her iron woman?
different character
i like FeMale more
does it look like a woman to you
Will it bomb harder than Blue Beetle?
Probably, but it's a Disney+ show so we'll never how many actually watched it
Looks like a melted Ultraman figure
>anons who hate comics shilling movies made by people who hate comics so they can trigger anons who like comics
There's something extremely pathetic about all this.
Mcu sisters this is exactly what we need, [thing, but girl] is here and it is everything
For me it's thing but Japan
The original iron man character was already a boring concept, making him a wise-cracking teenage black girl genius is just repelling. At least add her fricking a white dude or something
Post the big boob edit
Typical melanated female behaviour, talking when she's supposed to be quiet.
has no adversity in her life or obstacles so she engineers some so she's a downtrodden underdog.... what a character.
>At least add her fricking a white dude or something
They have.
>Alden Ehrenreich ("Solo: A Star Wars Story") plays Zeke Stane, the son of Jeff Bridges’ Obadiah Stane and a charming scoundrel who approaches Riri Williams / Ironheart for a morally dubious endeavor. A gifted engineer himself, Zeke can match wits with Riri every step of the way, leading to palpable tension.
>white boy potentially putting black girl in her place
based
>("Solo: A Star Wars Story")
cringe
>the guy who was cast as Han Solo by Steven Spielberg because they met at a bat mitzvah
>white
Anon, I...
theyre using israeli men to make white men think mutts and black girls are palpable, if you notice in all the wmaf pairings the actor is white but in all the wmbf pairings the actors have been israeli with the exception of tom holland who is unironically homosexual
They've finally decided to incorporate "X had a son/daughter this whole time we never mentioned until just now!" into their arsenal of hack storytelling conventions.
They've done basically everything else so it makes sense to try to nail all of them.
Shit suit design, and a ugly Black personess in the lead another mcu tv bomb for sure
Wasn't Iger admitting they were diluting the brand by constantly releasing all this shit recently? Why are they going at it again?
They green light’d a bunch of black movies/shows after the BLM riots. They can’t walk back unless they want to be branded racist by twitter activists.
>light’d
lit
>lit
Zoomer get the frick off my board.
Sunk cost fallacy, they were probably already far in production when he said that
L I T E R A L L Y W H O
Can't wait for the CG on the suit to look worse then Samus's suit in the original release of Metroid Prime.
Absolutely no one is going to see this. The suit looks like a shoe from the 90's. I think there's another reason too.
>remember that comic book that no one read?
>now there's a movie about it!
>2025
Disney won't be around in 2025
Kino is back on the menu.
Disney will be sold off for parts by then, this is never coming out
Why do the keep giving Bendis' universally despised Original Characters movies?
I get that Bendis is israeli and the characters are usually worth ESG points but there has to be more than that, right?
cool. the all time worst selling superhero comic book.
Serious question, who the frick is casting their janitors into these big Marvel projects? She has 0 charisma even outside of looking nothing like a movie star.
why can't they at least cast one that looks like a female or attractive
How much lower will disney stock be by this time.
Looking forward to it.
What's with her helmet??
>corn row armor
Finna
September 2025? lmao, did they not see how fast capeshit interest decreased in just the last 2 years? is disney+ really in such a bad position?
MCU is so dumb they Iron Man brand will sell itself. No. RDJ sold Iron Man. He was a B level character at best until Downey. So getting ugly, uncharismatic Black person not going sell this movie
Is there any explanationon on why a movie from 15 years ago looks better than this?
I hate nano bot suit of later Iron Man’s. I liked it when actually looked like gear and pieces put together. Hence the name Irob Man, not Nan Bot man. Later suits looked like rubber
Early suits actually had a physical presence and actually looked like power ARMOR The nano suits might as well be power rangers spandex.
they keep fricking over their CGI artists so the CGI artists just get lazier
also women in production
Actually its not the artists being lazy its disney rushing them then making them redo entire shots in a short time. Thats why they didn't even have She-Hulk actually be She-Hulk in the show much
I can't wait for them to reveal that Iron Man was always Riri williams in a tony stark mask.
This character literally solely exists because of Bendis's black fetish. Not the first (that's Miles) and not the last one either (newest one was that mary sue green lantern girl).
>Bendis
Why do they wank Bendis so much?
Looks like pure capekino
Watching Disney announcing the the projects in already dead setting feels like watching the dude in the pit of shit trying to get out, but only burying himself deeper.