>Charming teenage super genius Riri Williams (Dominique Thorne) returns from MIT to her hometown of Chicago in her iron suit and begins to unravel threads that bring danger and adventure right to her doorstep.
>Dominique Thorne as Riri Williams / Ironheart.
>Anthony Ramos as Parker Robbins / The Hood, a gangster with supernatural weapons.
>Alden Ehrenreich as Joe McGillicuddy, a shady entrepreneur.
>Lyric Ross as Natalie Washington, Riri's best friend.
>Matthew Elam as Xavier Washington, Natalie's brother and Riri's love interest.
>Anji White as Ronnie Williams, Riri's mother.
>Manny Montana as John Robbins, Parker's cousin and enforcer.
>Shea Coulée as Slug, a supernatural assassin.
>Sacha Baron Cohen as Mystery Man AKA Mephisto, Parker's benefactor.
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Rumor is "Joe McGillicuddy" is a cover name for Zeke Stane, the son of Obadiah Stane, Jeff Bridges's character from IRON MAN.
I have no hopes for MCU but it would interesting to see if they get to portray Zeke as the posthuman nanoborg that he is.
Wokeism made me not too fond of black people. The more they're forced down are throats the more I grow to hate them and their handlers.
You know you can just say you're racist, right? Stop prettying it up. You don't care for black people and you don't want them in your Marvel slop. Say it.
You know you can stop pretending that you actually give a shit about moronic social issues to get attention from strangers online.
No anon, this isn't about social issues. You are currently on one of the only platforms in the world where you can freely admit you are racist. I just want you to say it without sugar coating it. I am not bothered by racism.
This anon gets it.
It's not just you. But what you can you expect a race that hasn't accomplished anything to do? Go out and accomplish something? Too much work. Why should they do that when your accomplishments are right there, just waiting to be stolen and society will actively applaud them for doing it?
>But what you can you expect a race that hasn't accomplished anything to do? Go out and accomplish something? Too much work. Why should they do that when your accomplishments are right there, just waiting to be stolen and society will actively applaud them for doing it?
If we're talking about Black person coping mechanisms, can we talk about how Wakanda is simultaneously portrayed as this utopian bastion of progress and independence, but also self-demonstrably an extremely flawed government that never got said flaws addressed by the time T'challa randomly died? In fact his mother just doubled down on everything T'challa was trying to change while Shuri literally decided Killmonger was right.
It's fricking weird people lap this shit up, it's like they can't see past the heroic music playing when the movie ends and the sad music playing when the villain loses his life to realise they are applauding a society so lacking in self-awareness they call other nations "colonisers" when their culture was willing to kowtow to Killmonger for beating up the previous Black Panther in a fight.
The Boondocks is and always will be the most on point depiction of black culture. The problem isn't the black race as a whole, because there are plenty of african-american folks who want nothing to do with this bullshit. The problem is the Black folk letting the rest of them down by chimping out for anything that celebrates their victim complex.
I'm a racist
t. switches lanes when he sees a black person walking his way
Just stop. It's over. Go home.
Looks like an Overwatch character.
hope they make good smut of it then
Man, I can't wait for all the female protagonist productions to flop as if they were DC movies
>Charming teenage super genius Riri Williams
>Charming
Yet another comic book movie that's nothing like the source material. When will it end?
Dunno where they're getting this because she was in Wakanda Forever and nobody in that movie was charming
My boy M'baku was fine, just trying to tardwrangle the rest of Wakanda on his own.
I feel like marvel is losing relevancy fast. I bet in 5 years it will go the way of star wars
God dammit I hoped the writers strike would can these shit movies no one will ever see
>Movie about urban American black community
>Cast a israelite as The Devil
Little on the nose, innit?
>no father
authentic.
>16 year old teenager
Why does she look like she's 32? Or is that just how black people look?
Gonna be really funny when they try to push her as a "teen"and she looks 45
>Cornrows in the Armor
MOTHERFRICKING WHY!?
You need to know she's black, I guess?
I already know Ironheart is black from the fact that she's fricking black. Even the comics weren't dumb enough to do this. The question is not just why, but why now?
The suit is a fricking nightmare already. Badly rendered and poorly designed, the cornrows just make it funny
Either Marvel needed to fire Victoria Alonzo 10 minutes after she was hired as head of VFX or they seriously need to educate directors on how to operate to maximize the contribution of their VFX studios
Anon, it's gonna be a miracle if it doesn't have a scene where we see the armor has speakers and she blasts Nicki Minaj or Cardi B like Tony used to blast AC/DC.
I don't give a shit about the MCU anymore, in fact, I think it crashing and burning is funny
But frick, I think that might be too far
Like when someone you hate gets in a horrible car crash but then you see their baby was in the car too
No way, next you'd tell me it has a compartment for watermelons.
Her armour's special move will be a twerking motion that generates a super powerful booty-shaped beam attack somehow.
We wuz iron Man's an shiet
Because you lost the race war
The race war hasn't even truly begone yet. We're still in the opening stages.
Because an armored afro would be unaerodynamic.
I see what they were going for with the cornrow ridges, but I’m not sure it meshes with the rest of the design. Looks sort of like gothic armor fluting.
>I'm not sure
It doesn't. Tony Stark, TONY STARK the man who had his name up in lights, didn't need to put his fricking hairdo on his armour.
It totally seems like a girl thing to do, though. It's just tacky as frick.
She looks like she’s about ten seconds from going full Karen.
She also looks like she's in her 30s for some reason
>The Hood, a gangster with supernatural weapons.
I know the point is kinda moot, because villains in female-led capeshit exist only to be made into jokes and easily defeated for the sake of a YASS QUEEN moment, but isn't someone like The Hood way too underpowered to face off against a human-shaped tank? Him being a threat to someone like Tigra in the comics was already feeling like jobbing of the highest degree.
The suit looks AI generated
To be fair, so does the actor.
You mean actress?
She's cute. Why was I told I had to hate her again?
>Charming teenage super genius Riri Williams
The use of the word charming here annoys me for some reason.
I think it's because it's so subjective that it feels like the writer is trying to tell their opinions to me, instead of just giving me a quick plot synopsis.
>Introducing Mephisto in Ironheart
>Behind all of the violence and discord in the neighborhood
>Played by a israelite
What did Disney mean by that???
So by the very first word, they're wrong. Since when was autistic Riri screaming that she wanted to be oppressed by her teacher "charming"?
Seriously, what was the motivation behind writing that?
Nothing more charming than a girl calling out privilege
>Charming teenage super genius
Way to sell the main character
is it just me, or is there a fricking flood of jealousy being projected towards white accomplishment lately?
I mean, its always been intense, but now its like an assault, iron man and spider man can't even be heroes in their own right, now we need a non white non male version of them to steal their thunder
honestly, non white non straight non male fragility in a nutshell, just look at the 1619 project
It's not even like Ironheart was particularly obnoxious in BP2, definitely not compared to Shuri and her mom. I genuinely don't even remember her having a personality at all, she was treated as basically a macguffin.
It's not jealousy. It's corporate marketing teams desperate to grow their consumer demographics by any means necessary. It's this decade's equivalent of '90s xtreme cool kid branding.
So tired of capeslop, just make good movies ffs
I can't believe that they gave the suit cornrows
that's actually insane