Irony

The villain is boring dog shit and the reason this movie is forgettable, but the villain and homosexual Bale's performance is the one and only thing everyone collectively praises.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because Christian Bale is 10/10 kino possibly topped only by Tom Cruise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >because Christian Bale is 10/10 kino
      He's one of the biggest overactors in the industry. Most actors are actually quite bad at acting when it isn't anything but a comedy or capeshit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that little smile because he is so used to playing the same cynical con man in every movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this
        christian bail overacts in everything since the positive feedback went to his head. it's obnoxious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What else is so bad about the movie? Everyone else acts like always, Thor looks better than ever, we got quips normies found funny, good action, nice art. The only thing missing is a good villain, which is what carries these movies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >quips
        it wasn't just quips you tard, the movie is almost a comedy. It's honestly the biggest normie filter out there. And it so happens that neoCinemaphile is full of normies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >normie filter
          Are you trying to say it's a good or bad movie? I don't get it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            exactly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why even when normies agree with you, you have to find a way to be a contrarian homosexual?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even normies think Gorr did nothing in the movie, all his killings got offscreened and it's horrible writing how Thor talk-ninjutsu'd him into a good guy in the last minute. People just blindly love Bale no matter what he does

      Idiot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate how he suddenly acts like the Joker in the middle of the movie when he doesn't do it neither at the start nor at the end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when normies say something is good it must be true

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely trash compared to Loki, Hela and Thanos

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Bale's performance is the one and only thing everyone collectively praises.
    So basically you're the contrarian homosexual, is that what it is?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So basically you think the average-100-IQ normie is always right and we must blindly agree with them in fear of being called a contrarian by a midwit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't have brought up the opinion of normalgays if you genuinely believed that shit on your own. You're the insecure one who needs Cinemaphile's validation, trying so fricking hard to fit in. It's genuinely pathetic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You wouldn't have brought up the opinion of normalgays if you genuinely believed that shit on your own.
          >you can't believe something and also point out that a lot of morons believe something else
          Didn't know this was a law of nature. Absolutely doesn't sound like something a terminally online brainlet would string together in an attempt to make a point
          >You're the insecure one who needs Cinemaphile's validation
          Funny coming from someone avatargayging with a LotR elf to make himself and his moron opinion look cooler kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Didn't know this was a law of nature.
            Kek. Unironically a whole nothingburger of a post, so why did you even bother greentexting. Did you have a fricking stroke just by having a bit of self-awareness handed to you, anon?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Unironically a whole nothingburger of a post
              Unambiguously pointing out nothing you say resembles an argument isn't a nothing burger, unlike the shitpost you just made. Nice tumblr gif anyway

              Quads of truth. OP is a gay.

              >posts literally exactly one minute apart
              >blatantly samegayging
              The guy who calls others insecure

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >muh samegay
                We get it OP. You're trying really hard to fit in.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Quads of truth. OP is a gay.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This homie looks like uncle fester mixed with Tim Burton penguin

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they just put dudes in 20 minutes makeup for establish distinct alien races today?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      maybe because it's cheaper and faster? this isnt art, it's a business. they dont care about craft, especially when theyre still profiting

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is Thor fighting Uncle Fester

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like the wish-granting entity that's accessible via the Bifrost could MAYBE have been useful a few movies ago.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody thinks the former about Gorr though. He sucks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this schizo

      You wouldn't have brought up the opinion of normalgays if you genuinely believed that shit on your own. You're the insecure one who needs Cinemaphile's validation, trying so fricking hard to fit in. It's genuinely pathetic.

      seems to love him

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