I'm sorry, but did Madame Web already flop? Oh, that's right. The weekend isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only Thursday. Does not having a record-opening-Thursday count as a flop? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the opening week isn't even over? Madame Web is still premiering right now in most locations and it has had the most presale tickets in February of this year for how many weeks now? It's premiering against one of the worst music-biopics in recent cinema that just happens to be performing well because it's feeding off the energy of opening on a Valentine's day holiday. But you know what? Bob Marley still fricking sucks. Madame Web is one of the best fricking movies in the super hero genre, Sony's spiderverse movies went 13-3 last awards seasons and would have saved the MCU if the Sony execs didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the frick up before you make moronic topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Madame Web is the highest grossing film of the year and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, a screening of Bob Marley just broke out into a brawl with several stabbing victims. Are you a fricking drunk? Are you moronic? Are you autistic? You are a fricking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fricking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Madame Web topics because you're a homosexual hater who doesn't like the movie because its too sexy. Frick you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fricking teams on the board, like I give a frick. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a moron. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fricking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Frick you. You are nothing.
Hilarious how morbius bombed, memes happened, Sony tried to cash in on the memes by putting the film back in theaters only for it to bomb again. Turns out nobody wanted to watch your shit movie we just had fun calling it shit
Sony's marketing department is 100% moronic. I got to be in a couple of their focus groups. First was not long after the big email leak and the second was around when the decond Tom Holland Spider-Man was coming out. They have no idea how bad their public perception is and how even normies think their capeshit movies look lame, outside of the ones that actually have Spider-Man in them. The lady who ran the first one I was in looked dumbfounded when I said something like "Yeah, the emails from your execs about EDM made everyone really laugh".
>explaining to a bunch of 60 year olds what x means in the context of a collaboration or what a tough mudder is
why are they not hiring 20 something year olds for this type of thing? It’s 2024 and we still have 8 but beeps and boops when a character is playing a videogame
Morbius twitch streams were so fun. Is Madame Web bad enough to go through the same memery?
No way it will be as memeable.
>they make it thinking they’re going to cash in on a epic meme
They already rereleased morbius after the memes thinking they could cash in and it made like $58
It's Webbing time
poop my pantsy pants
poop my ten to ten
poop my span to spend
have sex have sex
I'd web her famalam
POOP MY PANTS AGAIN
no we aren’t
I'm sorry, but did Madame Web already flop? Oh, that's right. The weekend isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only Thursday. Does not having a record-opening-Thursday count as a flop? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the opening week isn't even over? Madame Web is still premiering right now in most locations and it has had the most presale tickets in February of this year for how many weeks now? It's premiering against one of the worst music-biopics in recent cinema that just happens to be performing well because it's feeding off the energy of opening on a Valentine's day holiday. But you know what? Bob Marley still fricking sucks. Madame Web is one of the best fricking movies in the super hero genre, Sony's spiderverse movies went 13-3 last awards seasons and would have saved the MCU if the Sony execs didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the frick up before you make moronic topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Madame Web is the highest grossing film of the year and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, a screening of Bob Marley just broke out into a brawl with several stabbing victims. Are you a fricking drunk? Are you moronic? Are you autistic? You are a fricking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fricking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Madame Web topics because you're a homosexual hater who doesn't like the movie because its too sexy. Frick you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fricking teams on the board, like I give a frick. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a moron. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fricking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Frick you. You are nothing.
Sorry nobody replied to you the last time you posted this.
Its Morbin' time, Madame.
Kino is saved
Hilarious how morbius bombed, memes happened, Sony tried to cash in on the memes by putting the film back in theaters only for it to bomb again. Turns out nobody wanted to watch your shit movie we just had fun calling it shit
Sony's marketing department is 100% moronic. I got to be in a couple of their focus groups. First was not long after the big email leak and the second was around when the decond Tom Holland Spider-Man was coming out. They have no idea how bad their public perception is and how even normies think their capeshit movies look lame, outside of the ones that actually have Spider-Man in them. The lady who ran the first one I was in looked dumbfounded when I said something like "Yeah, the emails from your execs about EDM made everyone really laugh".
>those HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS emails from Amy pascal
fricking hell
>explaining to a bunch of 60 year olds what x means in the context of a collaboration or what a tough mudder is
why are they not hiring 20 something year olds for this type of thing? It’s 2024 and we still have 8 but beeps and boops when a character is playing a videogame
Why isn't the plot on Wikipedia?
Pls be real
>Dakota Johnson
Why do I see this bawdy looking b***h everywhere now?
>why do I keep seeing this celebrity that's in a new movie everywhere
A mystery for the ages.
Madame Morbius instead of Morbius web? really?
>it's just a double feature, not a crossover
Into the trash it goes.
I have never felt more betrayed when I watched Morbius and not once did anyone say “it’s morbin time”
>Smiled at a babylon bee joke
It's so over bros
They should go back to 79min double features instead of one tortuously long 2hr+ movie.