Is that old age pensioner Jamie Lee Curtis? Was Judi Dench not available?
That poster makes me legitimately nauseous
Florian Munteanu and Ariana Greenlatt are the only members of the cast under the age of 40. Strong shoulders for a longrunning franchise.
Doesn't matter, because it's very unlikely this movie isn't complete garbage that'll flop. One of the writers is so embarrassed he asked to be credited under a pseudonym. Eli Roth couldn't even be bothered to do the reshoots.
...Why?
I mean why start with 1? Nobody cared about the first Borderlands. Everyone went after 2 because of Handsome Jack. That pretty much revitalized the series, then 3 killed the fanbase.
Frick, I don't even remember 1's plot. Who greenlit this and can someone give me their address because I happen to own the Golden Gate Bridge and am looking for a buyer.
Why are Borderlands fans suddenly acting like they have standards?
See, it's not that you showed up to pick a fight. It's that you copy-pasted a post from the other thread and expected me not to notice.
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There's no working around it. You're the kind of person with so much hate in your soul, it squelches through your pores and gives you that ugly complexion. You can't be chill and you can't have fun, so where does that leave you?
Baiting me, a guy who would have treated you nicely and had a decent conversion. But you have to be like that and really, no one wants to hang around with someone like that in the real world- we could have been friends anon, if only you weren't such a petulant little shit.
Because Marvel made 15 billion dollars doing it so now everybody has to do it. Don't worry, we get to see hilarious flops like the DCU, the Dark Universe, and now the BCU.
Florian Munteanu and Ariana Greenlatt are the only members of the cast under the age of 40. Strong shoulders for a longrunning franchise.
Doesn't matter, because it's very unlikely this movie isn't complete garbage that'll flop. One of the writers is so embarrassed he asked to be credited under a pseudonym. Eli Roth couldn't even be bothered to do the reshoots.
I am. I adore the Borderlands games. The writing is some of the best that I have ever seen in a videogame. The humor is gutbustingly. Easily on par with some of my favorite series like Rick and Morty. Soe excited. Should be great.
...Why?
I mean why start with 1? Nobody cared about the first Borderlands. Everyone went after 2 because of Handsome Jack. That pretty much revitalized the series, then 3 killed the fanbase.
Frick, I don't even remember 1's plot. Who greenlit this and can someone give me their address because I happen to own the Golden Gate Bridge and am looking for a buyer.
no
its all so incredibly fricking tiresome
Why are Borderlands fans suddenly acting like they have standards?
Trashy games are occasionally fun in the same way that trashy movies are occasionally fun.
Peak midwit.
See, it's not that you showed up to pick a fight. It's that you copy-pasted a post from the other thread and expected me not to notice.
There's no working around it. You're the kind of person with so much hate in your soul, it squelches through your pores and gives you that ugly complexion. You can't be chill and you can't have fun, so where does that leave you?
Baiting me, a guy who would have treated you nicely and had a decent conversion. But you have to be like that and really, no one wants to hang around with someone like that in the real world- we could have been friends anon, if only you weren't such a petulant little shit.
The games are really fun and funny. Sorry that you can't enjoy things. Sounds like a personal problem for (you).
Is that old age pensioner Jamie Lee Curtis? Was Judi Dench not available?
She needed the money for the upcoming completionist lawsuit along with her furry son's troonshine
Also holy shit everyone's so ugly
That poster makes me legitimately nauseous
plebbit schmebbit grebbit reddit
why does everything have to be cinematic universes these days?
Because Marvel made 15 billion dollars doing it so now everybody has to do it. Don't worry, we get to see hilarious flops like the DCU, the Dark Universe, and now the BCU.
Florian Munteanu and Ariana Greenlatt are the only members of the cast under the age of 40. Strong shoulders for a longrunning franchise.
Doesn't matter, because it's very unlikely this movie isn't complete garbage that'll flop. One of the writers is so embarrassed he asked to be credited under a pseudonym. Eli Roth couldn't even be bothered to do the reshoots.
>the only members of the cast under the age of 40
Did the game have older characters?
Yes, but not really geriatric age in a main role. Curtis and Blanchett are both substantially older than their game counterparts. Like twice as old.
Weird choice for them to make, especially as the main target for this movie is young men who played the game
Why did they make a movie that only zoomers can tolerate, then cast old people?
How are you gonna build a CU when half the cast is on their way out?
>Kevin Hart as Roland
This is not like Christmas!
I am. I adore the Borderlands games. The writing is some of the best that I have ever seen in a videogame. The humor is gutbustingly. Easily on par with some of my favorite series like Rick and Morty. Soe excited. Should be great.
don't pretend act like a sarcastic smart-ass
nobody can tell the difference anymore
...Why?
I mean why start with 1? Nobody cared about the first Borderlands. Everyone went after 2 because of Handsome Jack. That pretty much revitalized the series, then 3 killed the fanbase.
Frick, I don't even remember 1's plot. Who greenlit this and can someone give me their address because I happen to own the Golden Gate Bridge and am looking for a buyer.
I'm excited to wank to Cate Blanchett webms from this
>Grannylands
at least show me fricking GILF breasts, not that fricking Gimp gay's
and I know Curtis has them, even though she's gone ULTRAKAREN
>Randy got caught with literal CP on his office thumb drive and didn't get cancelled and is even starting his own capes shit universe
The sheer audacity is based
>a bunch of old nepo israelites subvert and corrupt another beloved ftanchise
Well, at least the first Borderlands anyway.
So we're getting a Handsome Jack Spin-off?
Randy is delusional, this thing won't even break 100 million at the box office and his BCU will be dead then and there.
I don't think I've ever seen such a miscast movie in my life.