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What misogyny? They made Elizabeth Swan a captain.
Women don't want equality, they want dominance.
Same with race relations.
No one actually fricking cares about whites not being racist. They just want what whites have accomplished and use that as the power play to justify taking, stealing, literally rioting, ect.
youre basing your beliefs on click driven ragebait
I am basing my beliefs on my experience in life
>you can't even go to the movies by yourself anon
I don't know what you mean by that but frick Black folk and women, that's the point I was making before you decided to start farting or whatever you're doing
t. currently "rage-batin'" right now.
Based, you SHOW THAT vegan SAUSAGE WHO'S BOSS.
You’re basing your response on being a street shitting shill homosexual troony frickface pedo.
Western society is click driven ragebait, frick off.
This.
To whatever extent western society exists, it's bad and should be destroyed.
But they already HAD IT! She was practically the Main Character over both Jack AND Will by the third film.
Bingo
No, the clickbaiter wanted you to click. You thoughts are not accurate to what the market shows.
Wrong again, stalker
>hes already forgotten about the Summer of Love
zoomer attention spans only help these problems persist.
They want what whites have stolen back. In that, they are utterly correct.
Also women should be in charge. Men do not deserve rights.
>whites stealing from blacks
Oh look a traveler from bizarro world
>We looted your continent for almost a century
>But it's not theft because shut up.
Everything will be reclaimed and whites will revert to the nothing they had before the Romans gave your women the first good lay of their life.
>We looted your continent for almost a century
What are you even babbling about pooskin?
they TOOK our bananas!
Shhh, let Disney keep going. Let them fix all the misogyny.
but they made men captains too, which is misogyny
Well you just have to go and read the opinion piece that op posted. It's almost like he's marketing his clickbait site or something, but that couldn't be true.
They even made her the fricking Pirate King!
Well...Jack made her the King. All because he was playing 5d chess against Barbossa, Will and the East India Company.
Frick pirates 3 is really underrated. I can't believe I didnt like it when I was younger. Rewatching it now I love all the schemes everyone is pulling against each other.
I meant the people who made the movie, made her KING, so where is the misogny in that? Yeah, Captain Jacks vote made her King but you know what I mean.
I'm just being an butthole dont worry about it. The misogyny claims dont work anyway because of MISTRESS CHING, most powerful chink pirate around and also a woman...
Even if she is an ugly ass, bulldog faced grandmother, she's still got a pussy.
Im sorry...I just really like the pirates movies.
Its alright mate.
>I just really like the pirates movies.
the porn parody?
I like those too.
I think they're trying to b***h about the "dine with the crew... naked!" line and the joke in 2 or 3 where the one eyed guy sees Elizabeth's vegana.
While also completely missing that Elizabeth is a woman of action who regularly flaunts the typical feminine conventions of her era in order to fight toe to toe with supernatural pirates?
Sure...seems about right for these fricking morons.
They're probably just mad that she wasn't a loveless hardass and actually had a tragic romance with Will.
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>I love all the schemes everyone is pulling against each other.
they're a bunch of pirates, after all
I can't suspend my disbelief that much, that is pretty much impossible
men have to be shown as inept fools or its misogynistic
yea, which made 2/9
that's not representative
That's 2 more than would ever make sense given the time period and line of work they were in. That's giving the feminists both the gravy and the sauce.
One, women need to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever women are not on screen, all the men should be asking "Where are the women"? Three--
No
Supposedly the main character of the reboot is a black woman. Its dead on arrival
This, i'm not even mad anymore, they can do whatever they want, the outcome speaks for itself
>black sparrow
Yeah real original hollywood.
I think you mean it's dead in the water. Though they already had a black woman pirate in the very first movie, Anamaria played by Zoe Saldana. People seem to forget that.
>People seem to forget that.
Yeah since she's barely in the movie. One funny scene with Jack at the beginning and I don't remember if she ever did anything else. Just one of the crew members.
There's no point in rebooting the franchise, how are you supposed to make it modern it's set in the middle ages, plus Depp practically created sparrow I doubt anyone can play him as good as he did, what would they possibly do different this time around? Considering it's Disney lord can only imagine they will probably just put a chick in it make her lame and gay
Quite amusing that the abbreviation for pirates of the Caribbean POTC could also be used as People of the colour.
>$350 million budget
>$27 million opening weekend
The Curse of the Black Girl
JEJ
>The Mary Sue
I’m surprised that garbage heap still hasn’t shut down
>The Mary Sue
Yawn, who cares?
"Misogyny" is an anti-trans dog-whistle.
The Mary Sue must be shut down.
>I've got a great idea , lets get a big pile of money and then set it on fire
Holy shit I was just watching the first one with my gen alpha brother and he kept b***hing about how them saying "women are bad luck on a ship" was sexist.
Women on a ship = blood on the ship, bad luck
Women on a ship = the crew will simp over her and the brotherhood will disband
Same reason a woman in an office brings problems. Except that on a ship, it's a matter of mutiny or life and death.
>Women on a ship = the crew will simp over her and the brotherhood will disband
I basically told him this. A bunch of thirsty sailors competing over a woman instead of keeping the ship fricking going.
That added to the fact that she will seek attention and generate drama for no reason.
But that could be considered sexist to think that woman do that so he would'nt have accepted the argument.
Spoilers: They do.
>and generate drama for no reason.
I suspect that women have a subconscious instinct to cause violence between men in order to reveal who the fittest male for procreation is. I can't count all the fights I've seen that probably wouldn't have happened without a woman adding gasoline to the fire or just causing it by embellishing some grievance. I think my evopsy explanation, while dark, makes perfect sense. Women are very dangerous to be around for that reason, especially with alcohol involved.
Your theory makes sense.
What is annoying is when they start doing it when there is no competition around.
Typically when everything is fine and dandy and your gf starts b***hing about how she is doubting your feelings, wondering why this why that.
And between themselves it's a weird thing. Exemple at work
>New pack of females arrive in the team
>All is good, we welcome them
>Females who were there before start complaining about the mood being degraded
>Boss sets up a meeting with everyone
>Starts telling us the team is exploding and it's crippling the stats
>All females complain about X is saying shit behind Y's back
>30 minutes of nothingness that seem to be a tragedy for all parties involved
>Boss asks the men "did you have anything to add?"
>We all say that we didn't even notice the mood was any different
>One of the girl starts crying saying nobody understands and they all leave b***hing
>Men gather around the coffee machine and all agree it's a nothing burger we didn't notice because there is nothing to notice
That is a mating strategy used by many animals in nature, yes.
You didn't even need to justify the saying, old timey characters are allowed to have old timey opinions. Frick it, characters are allowed to have all kinds of opinions regardless of the period. Fricking morons.
And you didn't beat that poof c**t shit outta him? DO YOUR FRICKING JOB!!
All the murdering and pirating is fine but sexism is a big icky yikes
And I thought Gen Alpha is supposed to repair the damage millenials and Zoomers did...
BEAT THE FRICK OUTTA THIS LIL SHIT!
>Me, when a bunch of uneducated, murderous thugs 3-400 years ago don’t have the same sensibilities about gender relations as my Women’s Studies professor
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
And that's when you call him a simp homosexual and move on
Does The Mary Sue still not pay their writers? Is that how they've continued to exist?
click bait/rage click 'articles' are one of the worst things to happen to the internet and journalism. These people are responsible for a lot of problems we have now and why people hate each other. It doesn't get much lower than this.
I don't need journalists writing trash articles for me to hate others. The people I hate, seem to be convincing me to hate them on their own just fine.
Yeah you do, you just think you don't.
So you agree journalists should be killed?
humiliation ritual + baskin robbins trust fund
have a nice day
Shan't be watching.
From POTC to POC
Why did Zelensky get elected on a platform promising peace with Russia and the Russian people who live in Ukraine, promising to abide with the decades long Minsk agreements, then do a 180? Dragging a Christian nation into a meat grinder war with a nuclear superpower, shelling the Donbass and supporting acts of savage violence and reprisals against Russian men women and children living in Ukraine, ever since 2014?
Would America tolerate nuclear weapons on the Mexican border and Russian biolabs on the Canadian border? I think they had complaints about the Cuban missile crisis or something.
checked, but cool it with the antisemitic remarks
First of all, checked. Second, to answer all of your questions very simple: Zelensky is a israelite.
yea, the cuban missile crisis.
>1960s
>us puts nukes in europe
>soviets respond by trying to put nukes in cuba
>CIA then launches years long campaign of sabotage and violent terrorism in cuba, including the failed bay of pigs coup attempt.
kind of makes you wonder what the extent of CIA operations in Ukraine is today, but you can bet zelensky (literally the ukranian equivalent of "greenberg") is an installed western intelligence asset.
Nah I think he's a stooge , his expressions and actions bely someone who isn't getting what they believe they are entitled to, the question is why does he have that entitlement? Because he's a c**t or because he was promised it?
>originals will still exist
>fix
you better believe the originals are getting edited on streaming platforms, or a ~~*disclaimer*~~ at the very least
what game is this?
Hitler's Adventures 3
They rereleased the original Tomb Raider as it was, tank controls included. I ALMOST bought it but then some kind anon warned me about the cuck screen, so I decided to help them fight colonialism and capitalism instead.
Pong
Tomb Raider
we live in an elaborately boring nightmare
Don't propogate bad things here. If it's stupid don't make it prominant. Feminists etc degenerates don't deserve to be heard or paid attention to.
>Feminists etc degenerates don't deserve to be heard or paid attention to.
They don't care about your input or lack of it, because they propagate themselves via government and corporations, it's a top down system.
Its just a ragebait article.
They're not gonna update the ride again as well are they?
I'm excited to be blamed for its failure
So the all female pirates of the caribbean movie by margot robbie did get green lit? Tought it was cancelled lol. I guess the success of barbie made them reconsider