He was uniroincally happier and better off at the beginning of the film than at the end. It is important to remember that his "work buddies" are NOT HIS FRIENDS, they're just people he naturally socializes with on a daily basis (objectively, working with co-workers is one form of socialization, interacting with other human beings) who decide to make a project of him. The cruel message of the film is a refusal to tolerate difference, an insistence that everyone conform to the same misery of coupling.
True, but it's especially pointed in the case of 40YOV. You have Seth Rogen as the average schlubby fat frick israelite pushing "the sex normalcy israelite" on a non-compliant subject to make him share in the same normal misery of the majority.
>is married >has had sex >has a successful business, self-employed >sings joyfully in a field with his friends and soulmate about the dawning of aquarius
I'm sorry how does he seem unhappy at the end of the film?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>his "work buddies" are NOT HIS FRIENDS
Yeah his real friends were all of those other guys who he was hanging out with like.... uhhh....
You can also tell he gets significantly happier and enjoys dating and spending time with the hot grandma.
Me thinks you see yourself in the movie and are trying t justify your sad and lonely lifestyle. Maybe the point of the movie is that its never too late to start living your life anon, but what do I know.
I sincerely disagree with the both of you, based on what I remember of the movie. It's been a while, but I never read the actor's facial expressions or body language at any point as being "ah, I made it!", or contentment, or anything like that. Even when he's cuddling with her there's a nervous sadness in his face, not a contentment. In fairness I should probably watch it again, but that's how I remember it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but I never read the actor's facial expressions or body language at any point as being "ah, I made it!", or contentment, or anything like that
homie, lmao.
Tell me, what does his body language here convey?
2 years ago
Anonymous
He still looks meh-sad in the bed, as I remembered, thank you for helping me to re-confirm that part. As for the Aquarius bit (which I'd forgotten), that's just a standard comedy way to acknowledge "yay sex". I reject your reading of the picture.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It’s 40 Year Old Virgin not fricking The Graduate
2 years ago
Anonymous
>>is married
To a single mom >>has had sex
With a used up barren roastie >>has a successful business, self-employed
Had to sell off everything he loved and cherished
joyfully in a field with his friends and soulmate about the dawning of aquarius
Him coping with depression
Yeah his real friends were all of those other guys who he was hanging out with like.... uhhh....
You can also tell he gets significantly happier and enjoys dating and spending time with the hot grandma.
Me thinks you see yourself in the movie and are trying t justify your sad and lonely lifestyle. Maybe the point of the movie is that its never too late to start living your life anon, but what do I know.
he was unhappy when his mates made him chase casual sex but was happy when he got it coupled with real love
dude was just a romantic guy who didn't fit into the hookup culture
I always forget thats where that phrase came from.
For me the best part was the indian guy talking about love/butthole pleasures
https://i.imgur.com/8xoxfce.jpg
Is 40 year old Virgin actually good or just dude sex lmao?
When I first saw this movie I hadnt been with a girl in like 3 or 4 years, and even before that Id only gotten laid a handful of times in my life. Felt like a real piece of shit at that period in my life. I happen to have picrel record cover displayed on my bookshelf home so when they made the joke about him having the Asia poster it fricking hit me hard, and I thought something very much like "wow, he's literally me" kek
Lol "dude, you have an Asia poster? Seriously?"
Haven't seen the movie in years but that's the one line that comes to my mind from time to time and i laugh about it.
i fapped so hard to this movie, to this scene and to laura bottrell's. in fact laura bottrell actually called me out on twitter for calling her breasts milkers
God that chick is hot. I didn't think she was hot at the time, but good lord.
It's a good movie. It's about beeing yourself, not being ashamed of who you are, and, most importantly, following your heart. All of Andy's friends gave him love advice that worked for them, and it only led him to more comedic foibles. He found a girl he liked, trusted his gut, was sensitive and honest, and in fact literally abstained from premarital sex. It would be this boards favorite movie if it weren't for, well, the obvious.
>It's about beeing yourself, not being ashamed of who you are,
not really. the main character gets a makeover from his friends because it's implied that a virgin cannot do shit on their own without radically changing their appearance.
Yeah but to get to that point he had to be open with her about his hobby. He tried to hide it all at first and she thought he was a serial killer. Then he let her in and showed her all the nerdy crap he collected and she accepted him as a simple nerd (though someone she'd still like to date)
He collected all that stuff to cope with his loneliness but that's a separate issue
>God that chick is hot
She looks a lot like Tara Tainton in her prime.
I always forget thats where that phrase came from.
For me the best part was the indian guy talking about love/butthole pleasures
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When I first saw this movie I hadnt been with a girl in like 3 or 4 years, and even before that Id only gotten laid a handful of times in my life. Felt like a real piece of shit at that period in my life. I happen to have picrel record cover displayed on my bookshelf home so when they made the joke about him having the Asia poster it fricking hit me hard, and I thought something very much like "wow, he's literally me" kek
The Asia connection is bizarre. I remember a period after being dumped where I listened to 'Only Time Will Tell' over and over (because it was in MGSV which released that summer) and now Asia is stuck in my head as a 'lonely and miserable' band.
I hear ya. If I was 100% convinced there's no hell or eternal consequences Id off myself pretty quickly (but after going on an insane bender of traveling/drugs/racking up as much credit card debt as possible)
bruh don't do it. not just for the normie reason of your family will miss you. i firmly believe whatever problems you have will carry into the afterlife after you reincarnate. there's no easy way out of feeling like shit.
>a 40 year old selling his toys means he isn't being himself anymore
peak american thinking
Yeah but to get to that point he had to be open with her about his hobby. He tried to hide it all at first and she thought he was a serial killer. Then he let her in and showed her all the nerdy crap he collected and she accepted him as a simple nerd (though someone she'd still like to date)
He collected all that stuff to cope with his loneliness but that's a separate issue
I didn't start dating until I was almost 27. At the time I had a huge vintage computer collection (this was a couple decades ago before old computers became reddit) and as soon as I really developed a serious interest in relationships I sold it all. Not 'cause some chick told me to but it hit me that accumulating crap had no bearing on real life and it lost interest in it all.
Still have the world's largest police flashlight collection though.
I know a guy who collects Victorianox knives and had over 300. He's also got a wide and kids. You can collect weird shit and still be somewhat normal.
But you can't collect anime figurines and talk about your waifus and expect women to want to be with you.
Yeah but to get to that point he had to be open with her about his hobby. He tried to hide it all at first and she thought he was a serial killer. Then he let her in and showed her all the nerdy crap he collected and she accepted him as a simple nerd (though someone she'd still like to date)
He collected all that stuff to cope with his loneliness but that's a separate issue
>He collected all that stuff to cope with his loneliness but that's a separate issue
This is why
This. I mean it's kind of realistic. She's a single mom with fricked up kids, who has to settle for a nerdy, goofy virgin. They both more or less realized it was the best they were gonna do.
I actually rewatched this a couple weeks ago. It's way too long, this should have been an hour and a half, not two hours. Some scenes drag on way too long because the improv just keeps going and usually has nothing to do with anything. Andy being terrified of sex even with a woman he's been in a meaningful relationship with was just dumb and obviously meant to pad out the ending so something actually happens. Other than that, it's pretty enjoyable.
Its a good movie, the first half is just gold and really captured the feeling of working in an electronics store. The final 45 mins could have probably been trimmed to 15.
It's pretty much impossible not to be a virgin as a normal average male. Not even a fat, ugly or a manlet but no woman ever cared for me. Why would they when tinder has 8/10s to order?
Bro I see ugly, autistic fricks with gfs on a regular basis. Obviously women have it easier, but the virginity rates aren't wildly different between the sexes (men a little higher, as expected).
based, sex is only worth it when it is with some you live and marry, otherwise it is just very high quality masturbation (eventually leads to depression and suicide). Notice how every roastie has to see shrink.
dumbest thing I've ever read in my life, you can't get the same rush of rawdogging a tinder roastie on the first date as having sex in year five of a long term relationship
simple as
>2005 >The concept of a 40 year old virgin is considered so absurd as to be worthy of making a comedy about >2022 >40 year old virgins are still seen as pathetic but people realise that they actually do exist >2050 >1/2 of 40 year olds are virgins and sex havers vs incels is the new class divide
Its good. The jokes are about sex, obv, but they arent just "sex, haha" tier, there is more comedy to it than that. I wish there were more movies with adult comedy like that, the thing that gets the closest is The Hangover and Harold & Kumar. The american pie movies are "sex, haha" iirc
Feels like it was made in a different timeline even though i remember it being everywhere when it came out. I think it holds up pretty okay, it's the only apatow film i find watchable anymore.
Lost mine at 16, it was obviously awkward and only did it because of the peer pressure of having to have sex. After everything I was like "That's it?", and nothing really changed like in the way I expected it or was told. I didn't feel different, or did girls pay more attention to me.
I liked it when I was younger. Hits too close to home now
you don't talk to girls
try it sometime
That’s impossible though
They don't want me near them
>I liked it when I was younger. Hits too close to home now
Yep only 9 more years to go
Said it never end up like him
It's just a bunch of israelites doing israelite shit.
That's every Hollywood movie.
He was uniroincally happier and better off at the beginning of the film than at the end. It is important to remember that his "work buddies" are NOT HIS FRIENDS, they're just people he naturally socializes with on a daily basis (objectively, working with co-workers is one form of socialization, interacting with other human beings) who decide to make a project of him. The cruel message of the film is a refusal to tolerate difference, an insistence that everyone conform to the same misery of coupling.
True, but it's especially pointed in the case of 40YOV. You have Seth Rogen as the average schlubby fat frick israelite pushing "the sex normalcy israelite" on a non-compliant subject to make him share in the same normal misery of the majority.
>He was uniroincally happier and better off at the beginning of the film
He wasn't though
He longed for the touch of a woman
Yes, he was, so. He is not a happier or a better man at the end of the film.
>is married
>has had sex
>has a successful business, self-employed
>sings joyfully in a field with his friends and soulmate about the dawning of aquarius
I'm sorry how does he seem unhappy at the end of the film?
I sincerely disagree with the both of you, based on what I remember of the movie. It's been a while, but I never read the actor's facial expressions or body language at any point as being "ah, I made it!", or contentment, or anything like that. Even when he's cuddling with her there's a nervous sadness in his face, not a contentment. In fairness I should probably watch it again, but that's how I remember it.
>but I never read the actor's facial expressions or body language at any point as being "ah, I made it!", or contentment, or anything like that
homie, lmao.
Tell me, what does his body language here convey?
He still looks meh-sad in the bed, as I remembered, thank you for helping me to re-confirm that part. As for the Aquarius bit (which I'd forgotten), that's just a standard comedy way to acknowledge "yay sex". I reject your reading of the picture.
It’s 40 Year Old Virgin not fricking The Graduate
>>is married
To a single mom
>>has had sex
With a used up barren roastie
>>has a successful business, self-employed
Had to sell off everything he loved and cherished
joyfully in a field with his friends and soulmate about the dawning of aquarius
Him coping with depression
The fricking singing ruined it.
>his "work buddies" are NOT HIS FRIENDS
Yeah his real friends were all of those other guys who he was hanging out with like.... uhhh....
You can also tell he gets significantly happier and enjoys dating and spending time with the hot grandma.
Me thinks you see yourself in the movie and are trying t justify your sad and lonely lifestyle. Maybe the point of the movie is that its never too late to start living your life anon, but what do I know.
>He was unironically happier and better off at the beginning of the film than at the end
You have to be moronic to think this.
>the sex normalcy israelite
This is your brain on /misc/.
he was unhappy when his mates made him chase casual sex but was happy when he got it coupled with real love
dude was just a romantic guy who didn't fit into the hookup culture
that's just the USA brah
look mom i posted the based catchphrase
>dude just get rid of all the hobbies you enjoy to date some post-wall single mom lmao
MEDS
try again but without all the buzzwords
israelite lover
tfw no 90s diva booba
more kymberly page
DDP was a lucky man
Didn't DDP lock this up before she was even 20. Based
Its pretty good, the first half at least before he meets that woman. The scenes in the electronic store are all great.
>tfw you grab a woman’s breast and it feels like a bag of sand
I always forget thats where that phrase came from.
For me the best part was the indian guy talking about love/butthole pleasures
When I first saw this movie I hadnt been with a girl in like 3 or 4 years, and even before that Id only gotten laid a handful of times in my life. Felt like a real piece of shit at that period in my life. I happen to have picrel record cover displayed on my bookshelf home so when they made the joke about him having the Asia poster it fricking hit me hard, and I thought something very much like "wow, he's literally me" kek
But did you have the poster framed?
wasnt a poster but the actual record (which I bought because I liked the artwork)
Sounds like you bought it in the heat of the moment.
the bag of sand joke is from Wild Wild West
Frick, so Andy's only reference to what breasts felt like came from Wild Wild West? That's even funnier.
Lol "dude, you have an Asia poster? Seriously?"
Haven't seen the movie in years but that's the one line that comes to my mind from time to time and i laugh about it.
It was the heat of the mooooment, telling me what my heart meant!
It's okay. It's a sex comedy so there is a lot of "dude sex lmao" but there are other funny parts. Judd Apatow actually makes pretty funny movies.
I liked it , it was very funny. I already lost my virginity by that time so I get it if it hits too close to home to some anons.
what do you think? its low brow forgettable shit made for lowbrow forgettable people
you sound so unforgettable. I will never forget you anon
man i forget how good society was before smartphones
i fapped so hard to this movie, to this scene and to laura bottrell's. in fact laura bottrell actually called me out on twitter for calling her breasts milkers
God that chick is hot. I didn't think she was hot at the time, but good lord.
It's a good movie. It's about beeing yourself, not being ashamed of who you are, and, most importantly, following your heart. All of Andy's friends gave him love advice that worked for them, and it only led him to more comedic foibles. He found a girl he liked, trusted his gut, was sensitive and honest, and in fact literally abstained from premarital sex. It would be this boards favorite movie if it weren't for, well, the obvious.
>It's about beeing yourself, not being ashamed of who you are,
not really. the main character gets a makeover from his friends because it's implied that a virgin cannot do shit on their own without radically changing their appearance.
Yeah he does that and it literally has zero impact on his luck dating. Did you even watch the movie? The frick?
As soon as he gets a girlfriend she encourages him to, and he does, sell all his fricking toys. How the frick is the movie about being yourself?
>a 40 year old selling his toys means he isn't being himself anymore
peak american thinking
Yeah but to get to that point he had to be open with her about his hobby. He tried to hide it all at first and she thought he was a serial killer. Then he let her in and showed her all the nerdy crap he collected and she accepted him as a simple nerd (though someone she'd still like to date)
He collected all that stuff to cope with his loneliness but that's a separate issue
>God that chick is hot
She looks a lot like Tara Tainton in her prime.
The Asia connection is bizarre. I remember a period after being dumped where I listened to 'Only Time Will Tell' over and over (because it was in MGSV which released that summer) and now Asia is stuck in my head as a 'lonely and miserable' band.
i wish i wasn't so scared of killing myself
I hear ya. If I was 100% convinced there's no hell or eternal consequences Id off myself pretty quickly (but after going on an insane bender of traveling/drugs/racking up as much credit card debt as possible)
bruh don't do it. not just for the normie reason of your family will miss you. i firmly believe whatever problems you have will carry into the afterlife after you reincarnate. there's no easy way out of feeling like shit.
>afterlife
do americans really?
Me fricking too dude.
Anytime that indian salesman mooj comes onscreen I lose my shit
Well Mooj got life in prison for stabbing his girlfriend (she survived)
Even though it’s like 20 hours too long, it still feels more like a structured movie than most Apatow movies afterward
>women need to have kids outaide of marriages
>provider men need to accept women with other mans kids
>now watch it goy
Kek
i'm tired of how everyone expects men to date single mothers while at the same time single mothers keep telling everyone that they're independent
i enjoyed it, but he deserved better than some literal roastie grandma who makes him sell all his collectibles.
>who makes him sell all his collectibles
This is how you know the movie was written by normies
I didn't start dating until I was almost 27. At the time I had a huge vintage computer collection (this was a couple decades ago before old computers became reddit) and as soon as I really developed a serious interest in relationships I sold it all. Not 'cause some chick told me to but it hit me that accumulating crap had no bearing on real life and it lost interest in it all.
Still have the world's largest police flashlight collection though.
I know a guy who collects Victorianox knives and had over 300. He's also got a wide and kids. You can collect weird shit and still be somewhat normal.
But you can't collect anime figurines and talk about your waifus and expect women to want to be with you.
Frick this thread is depressing
As a 31yo who previously hoarded shit in the past
>He collected all that stuff to cope with his loneliness but that's a separate issue
This is why
This. I mean it's kind of realistic. She's a single mom with fricked up kids, who has to settle for a nerdy, goofy virgin. They both more or less realized it was the best they were gonna do.
I actually rewatched this a couple weeks ago. It's way too long, this should have been an hour and a half, not two hours. Some scenes drag on way too long because the improv just keeps going and usually has nothing to do with anything. Andy being terrified of sex even with a woman he's been in a meaningful relationship with was just dumb and obviously meant to pad out the ending so something actually happens. Other than that, it's pretty enjoyable.
Its a good movie, the first half is just gold and really captured the feeling of working in an electronics store. The final 45 mins could have probably been trimmed to 15.
how come there's no funny adult movies in hollywood anymore?
>40 years old
>Works in retail
That's the real horror of the movie
at least he was management
Does DDP know his wife is being a bawd?! Where's Scott Steiner to bring balance to this?!
FAAAAAAT ASSES
It's pretty much impossible not to be a virgin as a normal average male. Not even a fat, ugly or a manlet but no woman ever cared for me. Why would they when tinder has 8/10s to order?
Bro I see ugly, autistic fricks with gfs on a regular basis. Obviously women have it easier, but the virginity rates aren't wildly different between the sexes (men a little higher, as expected).
No they don't
morons =/= autists, homosexual.
any two dumbasses can bump uglies all they want, but autists are too smart to put themselves in those situations because sex is moronic.
>morons =/= autists
t. autist
based, sex is only worth it when it is with some you live and marry, otherwise it is just very high quality masturbation (eventually leads to depression and suicide). Notice how every roastie has to see shrink.
dumbest thing I've ever read in my life, you can't get the same rush of rawdogging a tinder roastie on the first date as having sex in year five of a long term relationship
simple as
>Haven't had a girlfriend in years
>See lots of homeless people with gfs
That sure is a kick in the nuggets
they're homeless too though
r-right?
Yeah. But I'm just saying, being homeless is like the worst thing you can be in society and they still are able to have romantic relationships
>2005
>The concept of a 40 year old virgin is considered so absurd as to be worthy of making a comedy about
>2022
>40 year old virgins are still seen as pathetic but people realise that they actually do exist
>2050
>1/2 of 40 year olds are virgins and sex havers vs incels is the new class divide
gay lol
Met a girl on tinder last night (five hours ago) and fricked her in the woods by her yard lol
It’s so easy to have sex it’s insane fr, y’all are overcomplicating it
t.chad
>i fricked a fat septum pierced slit with a back tattoo
Good for you
your sister felt good bro, what can I say?
It has not aged well. Not very funny.
Its good. The jokes are about sex, obv, but they arent just "sex, haha" tier, there is more comedy to it than that. I wish there were more movies with adult comedy like that, the thing that gets the closest is The Hangover and Harold & Kumar. The american pie movies are "sex, haha" iirc
any other movies with amazing nipslips like this?
Barb Wire
Feels like it was made in a different timeline even though i remember it being everywhere when it came out. I think it holds up pretty okay, it's the only apatow film i find watchable anymore.
I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl
5 years left here
>5 years left here
Why is this happening only 8.9 years left for me
fake boobs suck
suck fake boobs
It has it's funny moments, but you realize the people around him are dicks and forcing him into something. Other than that it's alright.
Hated it until I lost my virginity at 19. I cannot imagine what you incels are going through kek
Lost mine at 16, it was obviously awkward and only did it because of the peer pressure of having to have sex. After everything I was like "That's it?", and nothing really changed like in the way I expected it or was told. I didn't feel different, or did girls pay more attention to me.
in the past 7 days I've slept with 3 women from hinge
stay mad incels
>hinge
what was their bmi?