>is a car salesman literally who in Australia. >somehow catches wind of a Bond audition happening

>is a car salesman literally who in Australia
>somehow catches wind of a Bond audition happening
>He goes to it and scams the producers by lying to them about acting credits
>gets anxious and admits he lied but the director laughs at his face and tells him he's going to cast him purely out of how ballsy he was
>he gets the role, movie makes a lot of money
>Is offered 1 million in advance and a 7 movie deal
>turns it down because they wouldn't let him have a beard in the premiere red carpet

Has there ever been a more bizarre story in Hollywood history?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lazenby is based, no two ways about it. OHMSS top 5 Bond movie ez

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never understood the boner for Lazenby. The movie is good but Lazenby was fricking terrible as a frontman.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s my 3rd favorite bond film
      The rest are just flicks

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post your ranking NOW.

        best bond movie btw

        People who say this just get off on praising it because of it's underdog status

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, there are no Bond films. They are only movies at most.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          All of them are films. Top of the line entertainment.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ohmss is good but Lazenby is the worst part of it, worse than Craig and therefore the worst bond

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, as bad as Lazenby was, he still ON PAPER had some Bond characteristics. Craig is the worst. He is a miscast, short, blonde and ugly with no charisma and destroyed the character and spit on his grave for 15 years.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, Craig acts circles around Lazenby and was better looking as Bond

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The madman.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You gave me the best gift....a future.
      >then the ending happens

      This was way too heavy for a Bond movie. What the frick were they thinking? How did 60's boomers react to this?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        His reaction to her dead is even more heavy. He knew that something like this would happenned to her because guys like him do not get happy endings.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love how Bond sneers "Blodfeld!" before getting into the car ready to give chase; it's as though he is aware of his own seeming immortality but has is shattered when he discovers that Tracy is not.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's as though he is aware of his own seeming immortality
            He doesn't care. He started caring about such things when he found the courage to settle down. And even then only when it concerns others.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How did 60's boomers react to this?
        my mom said she left the theater crying hysterically

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still curious how Connery would have changed his version of Bond to work in this much more serious story.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Connery was an excellent dramatic actor and his Bond was what OHMSS needed. The whole story is written for his version, anyway. Him being older helps as he finally sheds the bachelor persona and falls in love only for it to be torn from him. Connery would have made DAF more hard edged and a revenge flick like a Bronson movie instead of the course correction campy nonsense it ended up being due to Lazenby existing. It would have been absolutely kino and with those 8 movies under his belt, Connery would have an iron legacy as Bond. End the DAF movie with him finally killing Blofeld and moving on despite this tragedy. Then hand it to Moore to lighten things up until Moonraker and then give it to Dalton from FYEO. The better timeline..

        • 5 months ago
          Merry Christmas

          Preach!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          sounds exactly something Bond would do

          Connery was incredibly bored by Thunderball, unless he was willing to put new energy into the role I honestly don't think he'd have been a better choice.

          i love the cutting of this scene, and I don't think Connery could have done the wide-eyed helplessness as well as Lazenby

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw Dalton was offered OHMSS but turned it down because he felt he was too young
            >he looked like this

            OHMSS with Dalton would have been the best Bond movie of all time and indisputably so.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              we need to get to that timeline

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                In a better world, he'd take over after Connery and continue either until the end of the 80's or give it over to Brosnan to do a couple in the 80's but I'd prefer if he had the 70's and 80's all to himself. Would have possibly surpassed Connery as the definitive James Bond.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, Dalton was right. He WAS too young then. Bond should be in his 30s

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dalton never looked 'in his 20s'. He could easily have played older. Pic related is him around 24.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ignore me, I'm moronic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dalton was wasted on those 2 subpar movies. I wish we got to see more

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                better than any Craigslop

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He made two of the best and most CINEMA movies of the Bond franchise. Stop going off on YouTube rankings made by Bond grifters and watch them with an open mind.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                License to Kill is more an extended episode of Miami Vice than a Bond movie. The Living Daylights is classic 007, though.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                kino.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was him at 22 and he looked like a fricking father of four. He could have done it. Go watch a movie he did around that time. He absolutely should have played Bond.

                Dalton never looked 'in his 20s'. He could easily have played older. Pic related is him around 24.

                Christ how on earth does one have such god tier genetics.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Connery would have made DAF more hard edged and a revenge flick like a Bronson movie instead of the course correction campy nonsense it ended up being due to Lazenby existing.
          That's what I don't get, however. He had an opportunity to revise his portrayal of the character in the immediate post-tragedy movie yet he just carried on as usual.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was more the producers not wanting to deal with the elephant in the room with regards to Blofeld killing Bond's wife. It was a major game changer character-wise and the only real pay-off one could do was have Blofeld killed off by Bond and they wanted to keep Blofeld around, even though DAF was the last film before legal shit basically took Spectre and Blofeld off the table from the franchise*,

            *During the Moore years, they tried to wrap up the entire plot thread of OHMSS and Blofeld killing Bond's wife by having an extended cold opening to one of the Moore films, where a character who is only seen from behind that is explictly supposed to be Blofeld, but who's name is never stated/face never shown, kidnaps Moore at his wife's grave to torture/kill him. Moore ends up escaping and through various plot contrivances, Not-Blofeld is thrown to his death from a helicopter at the end of the cold opening, giving Bond his revenge at long last and permanently killing Blofeld off.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              For Your Eyes Only, I think.
              Was the best part of the movie

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          True

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lazenby behaving himself and staying for DaF would have been better than what we got also. Feels bad to be in the 3rd best timeline.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's the first best?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You gave me the best gift....a future.
      >then the ending happens

      This was way too heavy for a Bond movie. What the frick were they thinking? How did 60's boomers react to this?

      >they went from this to Diamonds Are Forever
      Jesus

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the theory that Bond is a code name and Lazenby and Dalton are the same guy but the rest are different

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lazenby did say "this never happened to the other fellow"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate that scene so fricking much.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was obviously talking about 006.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damn, Pierce was such an excellent James Bond. The franchise died when they replaced him.

              >We got up there at eight in the morning, I insisted he was on set, I sat him in the car and made him rehearse and rehearse all day long, and I broke him down until he was absolutely exhausted, and by the time we shot it at five o'clock, he was exhausted, and that's how I got the performance. He thought that was me being unpleasant to him, but I couldn't say, "Now, listen George, I'm going to do this because it's the best way to get you to react." Maybe I did things like that all the way through, because I knew how to get emotions out of him, but he didn't seem to think that that was fair.

              Sounds like fricking with him for basically conning them into getting the role.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              They were so good together. I would have wanted a prequel with Sean Bean and Pierce Brosnan.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've thought the exact same thing, glad it wasn't just me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't make sense
        Moore literally put flowers on Tracey's grave

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we have all the time in the world

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was teared up watching this scene. I think that's probably the most cruel thing that can ever happen to a man. If you read the novels, it hits even harder the way Fleming describes the scenery around them while this happened. A life ended, another destroyed but the world keeps on turning, uncaring of the tragedy that just happened.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ohmss may not be best Bond movie, but is certainly best movie from Bond series. Its music, cinematography, is top notch

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yikes... this desperately needs some poat-production color grading...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How much money are you still in debt from film school

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks great you tactless hipster homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Diana Rigg had some nice legs.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is it about a shapely female leg that pleases me so much?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neuron activation. It's like asking why you like breathing.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't like breathing.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps you're a heterosexual. Seems unlikely, though.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshitting his way into becoming Bond is the most Bond-like thing any of the actors have done

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Becoming Bond these days is very calculated. It's the reason why I can't see Eon choosing a black actor any time soon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not though. It's whoever Barbara gets wet for and should he basically prostitute himself out to her, he gets the part. That's why a groomed twink like AtJ is the frontrunner and most likely the new Bond.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That's why a groomed twink like AtJ is the frontrunner and most likely the new Bond.
          Anya-Taylor Joy?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Would she make a good Bond girl? For what role? KGB ballerina assassin?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Brilliant art curator who gets involved with a series of forged paintings.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sectoid-human hybrids start looking better and better.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nuCom
                Never reply to me again.

          • 5 months ago
            Jet Failson

            I wanna bite those thighs

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Losing appreciation of strong yet feminine women like this is one of the many signs that the dominant culture is unwell.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are we talking about Barbara here?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just her general demeanour and such. Not her alleged morals, as described by a poster above, or personality.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don't know her though. How did you surmise this?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                From the article excerpt.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just makes her sound like a Karen and doubt it's true. Even so, it's only because she's a nepo baby who can fire anyone on a whim.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Karen
                Go back

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nuspeak
                Shoo, shoo.

                I'll admit that was ill advised and you're right to call me out on it but I felt like since we all know what it means and that she fits the criteria might as well use that term.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nuspeak
                Shoo, shoo.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys know he voiced pic related in Batman Beyond?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We got up there at eight in the morning, I insisted he was on set, I sat him in the car and made him rehearse and rehearse all day long, and I broke him down until he was absolutely exhausted, and by the time we shot it at five o'clock, he was exhausted, and that's how I got the performance. He thought that was me being unpleasant to him, but I couldn't say, "Now, listen George, I'm going to do this because it's the best way to get you to react." Maybe I did things like that all the way through, because I knew how to get emotions out of him, but he didn't seem to think that that was fair.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Pierce was such an excellent James Bond. The franchise died when they replaced him.
      [...]
      Sounds like fricking with him for basically conning them into getting the role.

      IIRC the director didn't like Lazenby at all because of him being a complete amateur, this definitely just sounds like he was fricking with him

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Lazenby was male model with a single chocolate commercial under his belt, and was pissed that the director and cast were ignoring his notes … as if he knew anything to begin with.

        > Rigg was also quoted as saying, "I can no longer cater for his obsession with himself. He is utterly, unbelievably ... bloody impossible."

        Also he was, basically, a proto hippy poser who wanted to do “serious” work with Dennis Hopper. To be fair, Lazenby did somewhat later regret being such a jerk over the gig, had a mentalbreakdown, became an alcoholic, married a heiress and then pro tennis player Pam Shriver, so didn’t do too badly for himself

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Once average Aussie shitposter

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    james bond is a power fantasy for beta cucks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel movies are power fantasies for troons like you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Say that to my watch collection and not online and see what happens.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        those are cool, they remind me of the ones on sale at walmart

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're all the same guy in the same continuity. Connery to Brosnan. Craig is Jason Bourne but called Bond to get people to watch his shit movies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Know how we know that you are a beta without you saying that you are a beta?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the story behind quantum of solace.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fassbender would be an amazing bond, but the british hate him because he's irish so i'll never happen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's too old anyway. Cavill is the best bet for fun and exciting Bond but he's not going to touch a franchise headed by a woman again.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >too old
        bond is about 40, heading into 00 retirement age in the books.

        Also Cavill is too fat to be bond.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but the british hate him because he's irish so i'll never happen.
      Who do you Brosnan is. He's more Irish than Fassbender.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        brosnan is a scottish surname.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brosnan is obviously Irish you fricking moron while no one thinks Fassbender is

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            brosnon is a scotch surname and he sounds english.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he sounds english.
              So does Fassbender. He loves larping as an Englishman.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...Wait until you find out about 'Connery'

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >average 15 year old in 1950s

              natty?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He looks very young for a Scottish shipyard worker.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's gaelic, and both Ireland and Scotland are gaelic countries. Brosnan was born in Dublin and raised a Catholic.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            just like your average scotsman.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that OHMSS is a Christmas film

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that true? That’s awesome. Could even make a good movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orson Welles also got his first theatrical roles by lying about past experience despite having just graduated from school and having no experience outside school plays

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guess I'm learning all kinds of fun facts today

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They actually did but by the end it's just George regretting his life choices and crying a bit over the woman he let get away due to commiting to Bond and his eventual self sabotage when he had the world at his feet.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As I recall he employed some total moron pot head hippy as his agent
    >Bond is finished don't sign the contract
    So what do you have lined up for me?
    >Lol nothing
    He's been pissed ever since

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly would have killed the agent and then myself.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    best bond movie btw

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jenny Agutter taught him on the job.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw agutter will never teach you on the job

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whos that qt?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Filename...

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Her name is filename?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wears a toupee in your path

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >car salesman

    Well that explains it

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >COMES THE MORNING AND THE HEADLIGHTS FADE AWAY
    >HUNDRED THOUSAND CHANGES, EVERYTHING'S THE SAME

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Best bonds
    1.Connery
    2.Dalton
    3.Brosnan
    4.Moore
    5.Lazenby
    6.Craig

    >Best films
    The Spy Who Loved me
    GoldenEye
    The Living Daylights
    OHMSS
    From Russia With love

    >Best theme songs
    Nobody Does It Better
    Live and Let die
    Diamonds Are Forever
    Thunderball
    Tomorrow Never Dies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty accurate to my tastes, but I would put some other songs (like the GoldenEye one)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post your list then anon

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          GoldenEye
          Nobody Does it Better
          The World Is Not Enough
          You Know My Name
          Snake Eater

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Skiing scene was fricking awesome. Craig's in No Time to Cuck was fricking terrible. How do you frick up a skiing scene apart from all the shitty color grading these movies have

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eon isn't Hollywood, it's Pinewood.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute mad lad. Also happens to be the best Bond in the best Bond movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Refer to

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boomers could just walk into an audition and bullshit their way to million dollar contracts in the 70s

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      well yeah boomers were ambitious and worked extremely hard. each successive generation has become more entitled, whiny, and just super homosexual in general

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who finds the Sir Hillary Bray segment in OHMSS hilarious? The bizarre and humorous discussion vis-a-vis 'gold balls', the effete Bray being able to keep up with the girls' overt sexual innuendos instead of getting flustered like a normal man would,

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like he just wanted the affirmation that he was handsome enough to become a bond actor if he wanted to. When he admitted to lying, he actually wanted an out. But then had to go trough with it. Then suddenly he was looking at an entire career as an actor, which isn't actually what he wanted. He made up the beard story to get out of it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a punk. He asks for a free sandwich, gets given a ticket for free gourmet meals for life, and throws the ticket out and says he only wanted the sandwich.

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