Is a Dune Cinematic Universe inevitable?

Is a Dune Cinematic Universe™ inevitable?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How? Those books get pants on head moronic, in the absolute best possible way, half way through the SECOND book. There is no possible way that they can hammer it into anything that looks palatable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean just like the Lord of the Rings book?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      uh, you misspelled pants on head awesome

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the first book is really the only with big action blockbuster potential, the ones after that get way too heady and weird for audiences.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the ones after that get way too heady and weird for audiences.
        Yea i mean a toddler just talking like an Adult was too weird for villeneuve, Children of Dune would be insane for him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >imply it would follow any book
      anon..

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already did a bunch of videogames.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any good ones? By good I mean point and click adventure game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dune and it's porn parody fit that genre. The other games are RTS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it can only retain weirdo fringe fans, but they'll try to bleed it as much as they can, that's how it is

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not really interested in seeing the 2nd one, unsure if normies feel the same

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you put yourself through 3 hours of exposition and build up and skip the payoff lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it was in fact 2,5 hours of completely wasted runtime and failed build up that's barely coherent without the outside knowledge from the book all because Villehack hates dialog (as he revealed recently for those who haven't figured out already). Is it normal for you to continue a story after seeing how much it's foundation sucks because muh hecking payoff? Seems more like a sunk cost fallacy to me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The start of the dune book is better than the middle which is actually really boring and is just paul moving around with the fremen and learning their tribal ways

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it was in fact 2,5 hours of completely wasted runtime and failed build up that's barely coherent without the outside knowledge from the book all because Villehack hates dialog (as he revealed recently for those who haven't figured out already). Is it normal for you to continue a story after seeing how much it's foundation sucks because muh hecking payoff? Seems more like a sunk cost fallacy to me

        I didn't even finish watching the first movie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2nd was much better than the first tbqh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Won't even watch the first because it has that disgusting Tom Holland beard in it.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am sick of franchises and universes
    whatever happened to series

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its not sustainable
    they got the worm and thats it

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >next lord of the rings
    so one good trilogy and the rest of the franchise just shitting on its legacy?
    endless sequels, spin offs ect just reeks of capeshit marvel slop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will have to produce 3 successful movies first

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    these buttholes are just lining the pockets of brian herbert

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dunc
    >dunc part 2
    >dunc 3
    >dunc: the final chapter
    >dunc: rebirth
    >dunc: the pope's exorcist
    >slam dunc ernest
    >dunc vs wonka
    >dunc genesis
    >dunc x
    >dunc (reboot)
    So excited for the Duncverse.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget Dunc in Space

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And Dunc in the Hood.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And Dunc in the Hood.

        I exhaled with a smile

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where is The Dunc (2031)?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        DUNC: what a life

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dunc:accino

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dunc: Oops all Idahos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ernest Goes to Arrakis would be hyper surreal kino

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd watch it.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're not gonna do leto the god-emperor worm without weirding out the normies so no

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's okay, they can just turn him into a dream or a vision or something

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Dune is full of tropes done by several other scifi franchises lucky enough to become popular.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think normies will understand that you shouldn't root for Paul. There's a point where he compares himself to Hitler—

    "He killed more than six million. Pretty good for those days... Statistics: at a conservative estimate, I've killed sixty-one billion, sterilized ninety planets, completely demoralized five hundred others. I've wiped out the followers of forty religions..."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've killed sixty-one billion, sterilized ninety planets, completely demoralized five hundred others. I've wiped out the followers of forty religions..."
      Compared to the size of Imperium its pretty much nothing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, none of this was Paul's intention. It grew out of control, leading to the irony of being a powerful emperor who commands his subjects yet a powerless god who can't stop his worshipers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so what's the endgame, what eventually becomes leto ii 's golden path? To end humanity's addiction to spice so they can fight thinking machines?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Leto II rules over territories from several galaxies with an iron fist, demands that his subjects worship him, commands an army of savage female fanatics, and uses his monopoly over the spice to prevent any challenge to his authority. What only he knows, however, is that he is using his reign as a means to free humanity from prescient rulers like himself and to ensure that humanity follows his "Golden Path" - the path away from extinction. In short, his brutality and oppression are intended to make humanity chafe under his rule, such that his death will be followed by a mass exodus that scatters the human race so far that they will never all fall under the sway of someone such as him ever again. His contemporaries think he is simply a power hungry despot.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            how come the Corrinos never just took control of Arrakis?

            it makes no sense

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The other houses would join together and rebel if they took full monopolistic control of the spice. They delegate its management to a favored house as a reward.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >rebel
                >no spice
                just like Paul

                so why didn't Corrino do it?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >several galaxies
            I read all the books and don't remember this at all

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Call me crazy but I think the golden path is bullshit and the whole debacle started with the Bene Gesserit playing god, the golden path being the best possible outcome after Paul is born and takes his role as the messiah, and he still fricks up.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Golden Path is the one truth path and only midwit plebs like yourself can't see that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Leto thinks he is omniscient at first, but after his plan continues, he begins to worry that he could be wrong, or that the results don't justify his methods. In the end, he accepts that while he did what he felt was personally necessary, humanity will likely forever judge him as a monster.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              yet like a b***h he wrote about his inner feelings so that "humans" (historians) in the year 1 million or whatever can forgive him

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He knew what was going to happen, but did it anyway

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So we all know WB isn't gonna adapt a story about a genocidal space Hitler right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't they change the word "jihad" to "crusade" for the movie? Utter cowardice, and if they try to make more stuff they will definitely not mention Paul = super Hitler.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just "holy war", there's probably multiple cuts and both jihad and crusade were a bit too offensive.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    should I watch dune? The twink actor pisses me off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      watch the lynch version

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Dune Cinematic Universe
    Based on what? There’s only one book!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody tell him about Kevin J Anderson

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    super excited to see how they do children of dune
    and God Emperor of Dune

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then you'll have to calm your excitement as those aren't coming at least untill the next reboot in 20 or so years after this one fails

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        we'll atleast get dune messiah, which might fail since the dune movie writers can't do subtext

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's basically what would have happened if Aragon took the Ring of Power and used it against Sauron only to become an even worse Evil Overlord.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is like asking if a Warhammer 40k universe is inevitable. It's not, it's niche, not as niche as Dune, which is basically a series written on LSD, and is intended for LSD users.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dune does not have the potential of spawning a big franchise like LotR, much less something like the MCU.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pic
    Emperor: Battle for Dune was pure Westwood kino

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DUNC STUNC

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is a Dune Cinematic Universe™ inevitable?

    Frank Herbert's talentless shitbag son sure hopes so.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >father neglects and mistreats you
      >dies
      >ruin his literary legacy as revenge and make millions doing so
      He's based

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you talking about Paul and Leto II or Frank and Brian?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frank and Brian but I guess it kinda fits both lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Dune but it's a franchise of diminishing returns. The first novel is fantastic then Messiah is pretty great. Children is okay and God Emperor is slightly better. Then Heretics and Chapterhouse both go so far off the rails I had to force myself to finish them.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There best be some elements of the Westwood era using a screenshot like that.
    Dune: The no-bull Atreides
    Dune: The eeeevil Harkonnen
    and Dune: the insidious Ordos

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. It isn't.
    Stop giving it airtime and it'll go away.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody gives a shit about a star wars ripoff when real star wars is bombing hard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't that be the opposite
      >star war nerds want something to fill the void since real stars wars bombed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars ripped off Dune first.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new Dune was somehow way worse than Lynch's Dune, we'll be lucky it part 2 gets canceled.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think of all the Duncan Idaho spinoffs that can take place in between books 3 and 4! Hundreds, nay, thousands of complete, distinct storylines, starring everyone's favorite ghola. Can you stand it???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The feel good comedy hit of the year!

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did she do it?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    assuming they found decent writers for it, additional shows/films set in this universe could be interesting but that won't happen if they base it all on Frank's kid's books lmao

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who will play, Leto and put humanity on the Golden Path? Also why is the concept of Dune so cool, but the books themselves boring as hell?

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