Is a supervillain gf worth it?

Is a supervillain gf worth it?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even if you have to deal with her?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Villain with normal healthy home life" is a trope I enjoy. I would love to see a capshit show about a Super Villainess who tries to conquer the world while fighting super heroes only too come home to her loving normal boyfriend and do shit like watching TV together. Maybe at the start she keeps it a secret only for him to learn about who she really is and accepting her for who she is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. It’s always great to see when a villain has an ordinary life outside of what they do because it gives them more depth overall
        Might also be funny to show a group of minions tirelessly helping to cover up whatever she’s doing in the background from just her boyfriend

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It would make for a good analogy to the difficulties of balancing worldly career pursuits against familial moral pursuits. Like she missed her daughters recital because she was too busy kidnapping the presidents daughter from her recital or some nonsense like that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and do shit like watching TV together
        Imagine watching TV with the GF and seeing her masked face on the news under the headline "Local villainess wipes out Wyoming" or something

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >hehe Hey babe, that chick on TV kinda looks like you!
          >pic related

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I mean, if it was you that would be so frickin hot
            >But, you probably wouldn't do that without telling me, right?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Damn, it was a good thing your business trip finished before she showed up.
            >By the way, thanks for the Wyoming souvenir hat, you're the best babe.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Damn, you'd look sexy in a costume like that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >HOLY SHIT! The camera really adds extra weight to people.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"Local villainess wipes out Wyoming"
          That poor person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"Villain with normal healthy home life"
        What I think would also be cool is if one of them has a secret identity as a super villain, and the other a super hero, but they are unaware at home.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That is the most ideal scenario. Best if they fight each other sometimes too, of course.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They should have made a creepy Nazi supervillain look like the Aryan ideal. Instead they were so afraid of the defeated ideology coming back they made Red Skull a monster man.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's not Red Skull though, it's Red Death.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          First of all that's not red skull. Second of all you know he was created to be during the war right? And the red skull was just a mask he wore?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's an idiot who thinks Red Skull was ripped off from a 1963 movie called Horror Castle. He's been shitting up the board for a while. Even /misc/ and Cinemaphile are sick of him.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          obsessed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yatter Man. Doronjo has a normal family life at home when not being a villain. Japan once again is ahead of us.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I love this commercial for that particular reason.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"Villain with normal healthy home life" is a trope I enjoy.
        Why *isn't* there more of this? It seems like something you could do a lot of interesting stories with. You have not only the interesting parallels you can draw between their home life and villain life and the contrast between familial and criminal problems, but also the potential ways that you bring the family (or not) into the supervillainy side of the story. Do they know about the villain's behavior? If not, then how does the villain keep that life secret? Does the hero know about their family? Do they tell them or let them keep that part of their humanity in the hope that it will redeem them? If they do, how does the family take their supervillainy? Do they disapprove? Are they neutral on it? Or do they actively support them?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Honest to god that's how I thought Despicable Me was going to turn out, with Gru basically inducting the girls to a life of PG supervillainy. But no, he became a good guy instead. Wasted opportunity.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            As interesting as that sounds, I really don't think normies would appreciate a kids movie about a warlord grooming 3 little girls into child soldiers for his schemes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You sure?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                fair point

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because storybook monsters aren't supposed to have families. They are supposed to be the empty "other", devoid of relatable qualities and demonized.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Because storybook monsters aren't supposed to have families.
            Even Grendel had a mother who loved him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The best case I have seen yet is Vulture in the first mcu spiderman, it is really enjoyable once you start to think about how he was just a normal guy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only if she's a Harley Quinn type and you're the real supervillain.

      This doesn't really cut it. She doesn't seem to like or respect you, you know? What's the point?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What's the point?
        Comedic duo of villainess’s boyfriend and Shegoesque second in command constantly snarking at each other but ultimately teaming up to rescue her from an edgy hero because they both care about her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual, learn to read. Supervillain GF. Not sidekick villain. Fricking moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was unsure if it fell within the category, and given your definition my answer is no. You learn to read.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So, how exactly is your gf gonna explain the snarky girl in a black armored bodysuit with one eye that glows red who follows you two around and does whatever she asks?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's a gimp that followed her home. Serious case of pinkeye from the unsanitary things she's been doing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >gf’s dragon is standing outside the window as she explains that
          >a single tear leaks from her non-cybernetic eye
          >despite this she remains stone faced. She can’t cry… crying is weakness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only if they are slightly or mostly comedic like in these pics

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dey probs r

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Smookity smacks slappity dee you slapped away all of my pee

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why but I find "honey stand over there I'm about to lose all perspective of right and wrong" to be hilariously funny. It's just so goofy yet accurate.

      I'm sorry Anons, but there's another who has my attention.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Feel free to borrow my weapons whenever you want
    This is all I want. Ignore the file name.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn get free reign to your villain gf's cecret lair
      >ywn get to take death rays, cryo-blasters, laser guns and other crazy weapons to the range
      >ywn get to ride giant robots, submarines and hovercars on joy rides
      >ywn bosses your villain gf's minions around
      >ywn ask your super genius villain gf to make you a bullet proof fusion powered nano-suit or sick ass robot arms
      Feels bad, my dudes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        De

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ez nuts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Be the mad scientist you were always meant to be. Also, Reagan is awesome.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fear this is a stealth Darcy Cult thread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Darcy Cult thread
      i haven't seen that in a while. the last one i saw was jannied.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How the hell did you come to that conclusion
      Hell, Darcy cult isn’t even big enough to have stealth threads. There were only like two before it died
      Villain gf threads have been a thing for years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >There were only like two before it died
        it was deleted by jannies. after that no one bothered to make another thread. too bad cause i liked those thread.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe I’ll make a more simplified version soon, but not tomorrow
          HB is tomorrow

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >australia
    ewwww, instant breakup material

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, absolutely. I'd even wear the costume.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All of them?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. I ain't no coward.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What if some are embarrassing?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            See above answer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Love that second panel.
      >Moonstone turning to Songbird, expecting her to be into it.
      >Songbird, who once made out with Zemo, giving her a look of compete disgust.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC Moonstone is a psychiatrist who knew about Songbird's relationship with Zemo so I always took that panel as Moonstone intentionally fricking with her because she's a turbo b***h

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, Karla's kind of the worst person imaginable. I still would, obviously.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer a henchgirl gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      Give me a common mook girl in a uniform

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Henchwoman gf is basically just Fem!Gary.

      Wait...would that make us Henchman 24 or do we have some Henchman 24 knock-off stand-in to die for us?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Latter
        We're just a regular average joe who simply think the henchwoman gf just has your typical shitty average job

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine there's already a show/anime/game that explores this concept.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to say there's something like 5 mangas, more if you include witches and evil overladies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I imagine there's already a show/anime/game that explores this concept.
      There was a movie called "My Super Ex" that explored what would it be like to date a superhero as regular person. Though the superhero in that movie acted more like supervillain.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Weird how those movies came before the superhero movie craze started.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn’t that movie basically “I broke up with TV Homelander?”

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She was a bit less murderous but yeah

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Somewhat

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >have a poker night with the henchmen
    >make sure everything's cleaned up and normal looking when she gets back

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will reform her and we will have a big happy family.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, what a cuck
      >not using her supervillain powers to carve out your own piece of heaven on earth and pulverize anyone who might threaten your big happy family

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >piece of heaven on earth
        That's the USA.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw no ultra-patriot GF

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wait. like a Homelander gf?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                because frick non-burger kings

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you aware of the evil that you are going to release?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                my dick will calm her and america will be number 1

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                she will snap it off the second you look at another woman for even a second

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                but how else will i pleasure her?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She's got your dick bro, she wouldn't need you anymore.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                b-but homelander gf

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely, hell I'd fricking help her.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmm, I seem to remember a comic where heroine and villainess are roommates (since neither occupation pays very well) but are both completely unaware of the other's double-life.
    No further details come to mind. Anyone remember more?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure if its any help, but I'm pretty sure that "DC Super Hero Girls" show has a similar things going on between Batgirl and Harley Quinn. Their best friends IRL and don't know they beat the shit out of each other in costume.
      Good luck in you search.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Henchgirl.
      Coulda been great, Dummy Thick strong girl villainess but then it all got fricky with every other character being absolute shit.

      I'm going to write my own Evil romance story. With lesbians and mind control and Eye screams!

      Also, Australia is gunna get fricked.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, why not?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not super evil
    >loves me for who i am and doesn't try to make me evil
    >won't sacrifice me to further their cause
    >cute and/or sexy
    None of the usual pitfalls for dealing with a villain then I will swear lifelong loyalty to her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why Sonic?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes
    i love these memes

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why but I find "honey stand over there I'm about to lose all perspective of right and wrong" to be hilariously funny. It's just so goofy yet accurate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >rival Super Villain group finds out your gfs secret identity
      >suddenly you get black bagged and tossed in van while shes out on a "business trip"
      >she goes completely scorched earth
      >commits small scale genocide with her army of minions getting you back
      >tortures the main bad guys to death
      >you never know who saved you as your where blind folded the entire time
      >ironically, crime and super powered terrorism across the planet takes a sharp dive after her rampage
      >when the police bring you back home, your gf is waiting for you "worried half to death" for your safety
      >now you unknowingly having dozens of hidden and disguised henchmen watching and protecting you at any given time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        True love.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >now you unknowingly having dozens of hidden and disguised henchmen watching and protecting you at any given time

        >Henchman briefing "Lenny and Karl you are on BF protection duty, don't give me that face we all have to do bit here. Bozo, you and the boys are on heist, Frank...."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Targetting a Villain's loved ones
        Bad idea, they deserved what they got. It was their darwin award

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post your supervillain gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wuya.
      Frick Raimondo. He's a b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not Cinemaphile but still

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She looks helpful.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Infinitely better than the disgusting spider mutant.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cringe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hey, i love her too, you frick
          just not as much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ideally, I’d want her to be like a female Eggman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Movie or game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Game. Eggman’s grand “OHOHOHOHOHO” laugh would be perfect as an ojou-sama laugh.

          Does she have to eat all the eggs?

          Yes. All the (s)eggs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Does she have to eat all the eggs?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure if she counts as a supervillain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh my fricking god, yes
        someone post comic gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh n-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Adora

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it'll always be azula

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Luv me redheads
      Hate spooks
      Simple as

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wtf ended up happening with her? last thing i can remember is supes banishing her to a comfy island

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Came back as a villain

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            she was already a villain

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              She had retired at the end of her first episode since she didn't need to get revenge anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she's the greatest

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wished her personality was 1:1 like Wander but evil to contrast with her silent suit of armor, instead she's just a petty prick of a bully.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of several but she's the most villainous of them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bonesaw? Seriously?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Seriously.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Even excluding her personality, you know you would have to contest with Jack over her, right? And he holds her on a tighter leash then Joker does Harley.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              When I engage with my waifus, I'm partaking in a wish fulfillment power fantasy. I take for granted that I will not need to deal with anything or anyone from their canon even as an equal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The funniest pick would be Fortuna
        >Path to planning the perfect date with Anon
        >Path to holding Anon’s hand at the perfect time
        >Path to “not acting so damn creepy all the time, like someone gave omnipotence to a lobotomy victim”
        >Path to understanding why that line about manipulative buttholes made Anon pack his stuff and move out, even though it wasn’t me that said it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Come to think of it, I think that it was in the fic I recced, that after Taylor derails the plot, Fortuna actually calls her next goal in life >The Path to finding boyfriend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want her, but at the same time, I'm totally going to stop her from taking over the Earth. It's kind of funny how a lot of you are willing to just go along with EVIL. Not heroic of you all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"It's kind of funny how a lot of you are willing to just go along with EVIL"
        This is the Supervillain GF thread, not the "I think something is wrong with having a supervillain gf but I could fix her" thread.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah.
          Plus most of our choices aren't even that evil, like maybe 10% evil.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I would absolutely be evil if I could get away with it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How evil are we talking here?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think I can tell you without violating U.S. law and getting myself banned, but I could also be entirely wrong because I don't live in America and understand U.S. law.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i'd be a run of the mill rapist and serial killer ngl. not that evil. hardly genocide tier

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So edgy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, I think most people here are inferring this to be a white collar Saturday morning cartoon golden age Rogues level of evil where you’re robbing banks and zapping people with stun rays as opposed to real evil where you’re executing security guards or blowing up hospitals.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Princess Aura could set the world on fire and I'd still eat out her ass.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I also want to "fix" my supervillain waifus, but this is only barely about morality (after all, I'm the one abducting an interdimensional harem by force, and I want to fix all of them, the heroines included). It's mostly that I insist on being the one in control, and I don't want careerist girls. I would certainly say my supervillain waifus still count as supervillain waifus even having been forced into retirement in my palace, though. We can still reminisce about old times.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's kind of funny how a lot of you are willing to just go along with EVIL. Not heroic of you all.
        Som are good, some are bad, I'm the one with a hot villain gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not Cinemaphile, but Naughty Dog had taste

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good man

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I still can't get over how they shelved TPL's setting and cast from the second game onward. Makes me wonder how Maia and Gol could've reacted to Jak getting dark eco powers of his own.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of Tamiyo and the pain of seeing her suffering compleation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay so she hasn't been a villain since forever ago, but...

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't it be more beneficial to have a superhero gf and then tempt her to evil?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >When you roleplay as hero/villain and you've "caught" your villain gf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Laugh with me!

        thank you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Laugh with me!

      Holy based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Laugh with me!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Laugh with me!

      she needs more fanart.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She isn't on Villains Wiki either

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        agreed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nice. That's close to what I imagined her to look like.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Laugh with me!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the little boy undressing himself?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ask your son Sup. That's his domain.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Boy
        Noce Freudian slip. Didn't know you had a thing for guys

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >australia
    Fricking b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, you can do... stuff with it. maybe?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So she’s not the best at gifts. Don’t bully her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have you not seen the classic Superman movies?

      And consider that if you are the undisputed absolute ruler of Australia, you could make the place suck a lot less. Remove all the moronic laws for one. You can also think bigger, like large scale napalming the desert, fusing the sand silica into glass, then install solar panels. Imagine a solar farm the size of the continent. You'd be supplying cheap, green energy to the entire region, which would allow you to turn most of the pacific into essentially vassal states in a few decades.
      Don't think of Australia as "a shitty place to live", think of it as "what would a Bond villain do with it".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This guy gets it, classic Bond villains are pure kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >cut gigantic channel through the middle of the continent flooding enough water to make it a mild beach paradise for tourism at the cost of the biodiversity
        Frick bond, we captain planet villain here.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Gives you Australia
    Does it looks as though I run a homeless shelter?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda sad that Dragon gf never took off in any way since she’s kinda like Shego.
    Oh well, guess she’ll just remain an overworked, lonely, angsty, snarky, underpaid minion who never gets over her past and probably lies awake at night

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What would be your BF role to your supervillain GF?

    >Equal villain who does evil stuff alongside her
    >Henchman who does the bidding of his GF, to his chagrin or admiration
    >Tired BF who loves gf but acts disinterested in the villain hero stuff, just wants a normal life
    >Hopelessly in love BF who is incredibly nice and supportive and should be on the side of good, but loves GF and probably persuades her to keep her villainy to cartoon levels instead of true villainy
    >Hero who figgts GF but also loves her, almost Batman Catwoman only more explicitly romantic, and no ambiguity of you're together or not

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in love BF who is incredibly nice and supportive and should be on the side of good, but loves GF and probably persuades her to keep her villainy to cartoon levels instead of true villainy
      This easily.

      >I know you want to kill the police chief for throwing you in prison again dear.
      >But how about a good old fashioned death trap? You love death traps.
      >I know an old abandoned factory that has conveyor belts and everything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >death trap fails as they tend to do
        >gf comes home mad
        >rants about how much she hates the hero for foiling her plans while you're cuddling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in love BF who is incredibly nice and supportive and should be on the side of good, but loves GF and probably persuades her to keep her villainy to cartoon levels instead of true villainy
      can't help myself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Superior villain who keeps her mindbroken into obedient devotion; the heroes keep trying and failing to capture her or lure her away for deprogramming, but she's too powerful, especially with my support

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >went out with the big super hero protector of town
      >supervillain kept kidnapping me as part of a death trap to kill my super hero gf
      >this keeps going on for a long time
      >after a while she kidnapped just so she had someone to talk to, no death traps involved
      >one day I go home seeing my super hero gf making out with the writers self-insert

      one thing led to the other after that.

      And I still can't get used to making love to her while on her moon bases, with the entire Earth in view through the window.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >sister is super hero
        >hates her villain for justifiable reasons
        >she kidnaps me after finding out her identity
        >used for death trap bait
        >happens a few times
        >one day sister is late dabbing me so villain turns off death trap until she gets there
        >talk a bit because I'm tied up so what else am I going to do
        >conversation gets flirty
        >make out with villain
        >sister busts in to save me, is shocked and horrified
        >villain becomes villain gf
        >she dates me both out of love and because she knows it seriously pisses off superhero sister
        >introducing her to parents is slightly awkward though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I want to see this movie

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >My Brother's dating my arch enemy!?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >they still do the deathtrap thing
              >but instead of kidnapping him, the henchmen/women just show up to pick him up
              >sister is pissed they're so casual about the whole thing, the brother just considers it a family outing at this point

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why would the sister keep up the act at this point though?
                I give it two repeats before she stops caring unless she get a reason to take it seriously.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She hates the villain and doesn't her brother dating her.
                Though she'd probably stop going after he for the death traps specifically and more that she's a law breaking criminal and she's mad that her brother's dating her, and the villain knows it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why would the sister keep up the act at this point though?
                I give it two repeats before she stops caring unless she get a reason to take it seriously.

                >"Sis, um..., you showing up or what?"
                >"I am not going to take part in this crap anymore!"
                >"Guess we'll go straight to lovemaking then."
                >Superhero Sis angrily hangs up
                >gets pestered with sexy VillainGF/Bro messages

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like to imagine the brother is being a genuine loving boyfriend and only the villain is messing with her(on top of being a genuine loving girlfriend)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Meeting the parents would go fine, precisely BECAUSE it pisses off the sister so badly. Bringing the succesful civilian identity, being on best behaviour, bringing thoughtful presents for mom and dad, rutting like crazed monkeys on super-sister's childhood bed, sparkling repartee at dinner - all these things deliberately calculated to drive the hero to utter distraction completely immune to comeback. Bonus points for sabotaging the hero's day so she's late for dinner. Something like a huge bomb, that once defused doesn't actually have anything in it apart from "dinner at 6, don't be late xx ;)"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who does the bidding of his GF, to his chagrin or admiration
      Hench4Lyfe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Equal villain who does evil stuff alongside her
      Sounds unironically fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      starstruck henchman
      possibly brawn to her brains

      Would want to live in a comic world with no consequences though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Supportive Bf that is the ideas guy for her crimes

      >Hey babe you should get everyone to put pennies in their ears it isn't illegal and it'll piss off the hero

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Head henchman. Manages all the minions, helps her plan her evil schemes, tests the devices she builds, keeps the secret lair in order, occasionally make sure she still has some sense of morality, cooks dinner...
      That's the life for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hopelessly in love BF who is incredibly nice and supportive and should be on the side of good, but loves GF and probably persuades her to keep her villainy to cartoon levels instead of true villainy
      Absolutely this. Plus I’d use her resources and staff to improve the world in extremely small, highly specific ways. They’d be too inconsequential to retcon or undo and heroes would consider me a “good influence” on my GF.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you have access to her weakness.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her one weakness is her boyfriend: you.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Is a supervillain gf worth it?
    If she has a sick theme song, yeah.

    Here's mine:

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ooooooh. Here's my vote.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, It's so catchy wtf?
        The instrumental of this would fit perfectly in a Crash Bandicoot game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This song has untapped villain song potential, IMO. It has "siren/seductress character in her secret identity as a performer" vibes IMO.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is my villain gf's song:

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Carolus Rex
        >villain
        Nah, you're gf is a warrior queen who brings empires to heel and slays her enemies by the thousands.
        >be anon
        >go on holiday to northern Norway
        >find tall Valkyrie looking chick frozen in a cave
        >thaw her out
        >she tells you that for freeing her that you've earned a place by her side as her companion
        >she immediately starts rising an army to conquer Scandinavia
        >straight up just kills any Superhero that comes to stop her
        >she does makes you sick ass enchanted armor and weapons though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like a fun time to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, she is Japanese.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know it's a little on the nose but I like that kind of simplicity. Plus I get my own nemesis in the form of the ex I ntr'd.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dude this song at 1.25 speed kicks so hard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My pick

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    potentially

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a villain girl that is done 1:1 to a villain guy in terms of dominant charm?

    [...]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, we get it, men and women aren't the same, we already know, we actually agree, please stop shitting up threads

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are femanons in this thread right now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can we convert them to the villain side?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who gives a shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If any of them are planning a any big spectacles I'm for hire at a discount as long as you don't mind the staring.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean there's different types of villain gf's

    Thrill Villain GF would be high maintenance as you have to keep her engaged in the relationship
    Mad Scientist GF ends up being OP's image and would only be worthwhile if you were a genius too so she could have actual conversations with you
    Punch Clock villain GF would be kino but also means keeping work and life seperated so no fun adventures
    Evil Lieutenant GF means she's either loyal to her job over you or will cheat on you because she's a starscream
    Brick GF would get bored of you because you can't give a good enough dicking without super strength of your own.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OP is clearly rule 63 golden age Lex Luthor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What about a villain with a cause?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Would you die for your gf's dream?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Depends how good her monologue game is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The ideal is that you only get badly injured while being willing to die for ''whats important to her" only for her to realise it was you all along, and allow the hero to save the day while she cradles your broken body in her arms weeping and apologising, before rebuilding/fixing you with superscience and turns her villainy into more a hobby while settling in to a more loving and attentive relationship.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t punch clock villain gf just the dragon gf?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, punch clock villain gf is only in it for the paycheck and puts active effort into not giving a frick when not at work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm interested in the Mastermind type.
      The kind of supergenius that isn't channeled into tech but into intricate schemes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brick GF actually appreciates that you're soft and gentle: She gets pummeled and pummels others for a living and she loves being able to come back to her safehouse to a guy who will kiss her boo boos, find the sensitive and ticklish spots in her tough skin, and who she can cradle and cuddle after snu-snu like a comfortable teddy bear or a fragile bird egg.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I will love you and squeeze you and call you George.
        >...my name's Will
        >Its George now, George.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >NOTHING STOPS THE JUGGERNAUT!
        >*smooch*
        >*blush and walk away*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mad Scientist GF ends up being OP's image and would only be worthwhile if you were a genius too so she could have actual conversations with you
      Imagine telling your mad scientist GF that you’re worried she’ll get bored of you, and that you aren’t smart enough to date her. You’d wake up with surgical scars and an IQ higher than most Celestials.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        At least you upgraded

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    /OurGuy/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      rapeinator

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's just Lorina

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes did you miss the best anime of the season?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This was more entertaining than I expected. Probably the best supervillain girlfriend out there.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dont stick your dick in crazy.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's something hot about girls who treat genocide as an afternoon activity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice digits, also sauce?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Houseki no Kuni.
        Or Japanese steven universe with cute girls and Buddhism. Whichever you prefer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my homie Phos deserve both those digits and a happy ending

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she's probably crazy af, haven't you guys learned not to stick your dick in crazy? the pussy is amazing but not worth it

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting supervillain gf
    >not putting said supervillain to death row
    b***h had it coming. There's no redemption for genocide.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not putting said supervillain to death row

      Nowadays you have to be an unborn fetus to get put into death row.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, she would absolutely oppose those. That's what today's villians do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I know, being unwanted is bigger crime than being literally Hitler.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can’t spell execute without cute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Rorschach we know it's you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wanted to date Star
      This is your fault anon.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >having supervillain gf with techno-screen teleportation powers
    >she left the house
    >I'm alone
    >trying to find something on tv
    >boring
    >going to pc to play vidya
    >boring x2
    >gf isn't home
    >horny mode: on
    >enter to porn site
    >ad appears
    >"Did you know that masturbation and porn ruins you sexual life"
    >close ad
    >another ad appears
    >"Did you know that half of the men that watch porn while having a girlfriend have more tendency of being murdered if she discovers them?"
    >that'ssuspicious.jpg
    >close ad
    >wild ad appears
    >"WHAT THE FRICK R U LOOKING AT?"
    >gf jumpscares me
    >ohshit.mp4
    She is looking at this call of help right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      uh, anon, why aren't you just having sex with her?

      techno-screen girl, seriously, why did you get a man that just didn't frick you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't frick her
      Are you a homosexual or something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >she's stuck halfway through the screen Ring style because of her breasts
        >start to throatfrick her
        >end up making a huge mess on your desk
        >buys you a bigger screen so she won't get stuck anymore
        >everythingturnedoutbetterthanexpected.jpg

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >anon wakes up
          >"it was all a dream?" He thinks
          >he looks to the girl next to him in bed
          >it's actually not a villain gf at all
          >instead it's the city's most iconic hero
          >"Nooooooooo this is all wrong, not a Hero GF!!!!!!"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was really horny and she was angry af.
        I don't know why I am alive right now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the first step is admitting your failings.
          the second step is mating press.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yep, definitely, no more porn for me.
            She know everything.
            Everything

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you comrades have any school shooter gfs?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only if she is into femdom. It would also be nice if I was brainwashed hero that she keeps as a trophy, like Clark Kent that forget he was ever a superman and is happy with his daily job, completely oblivious that his gf is a villain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >doing normal couple stuff
      >Inside she's triumphant about her complete and total domination of Hero-Man
      >don't understand why she keeps laughing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hero gets unbrainwashed
        >remembers everything and goes back to heroic life
        >still continues to date villain in spite of what she did because he genuinely loves her

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >tfw the reason why Homelander is so fricked go is because he has no Lois Lane to keep him human

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Incompetent supervillain gf?

    Yes. Absolutely.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your girlfriend is just The Monarch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Does that make you a JFK parody then? Because if so, you might want to wear a helmet.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Empress? Have you seen Mary-May and Kelly?
            >>Your lynching e-girls? Oh, I uh, I sent them out on a thing.
            >Honey... you're not arching again, are you?
            >>What? No, no it's a reconnaissance thing. You know, pre-arching.
            >Isn't that just arching?
            if you're moronic or-HOLYFRICKBALLS!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT NUMBER?!?

            >*you enter, wearing what looks like a classy, almost presidential suit and jacket... except designed for someone a quarter of your size, the shirt ending just above your abs, your snazzy tie dangling above your belly-button, the jacket arms just above your biceps, and the pants at your inner thigh like a pair of sheer black short-shorts - she struggles to hide the drool forming at the corners of her mouth as you adjust your black domino mask with its gold, butterfly-shaped trim*

            >Do you like it? It's the prototype for my Dr. Mr. The Empress outfit.
            >>I don't mean to be picky, but aren't you worried your plums are gonna pop out of those?
            >Whatever, they're taped. I'm more worried about whether these pants make my ass look flabby.
            >Oh honey... come here; sit on your queen's ever-dampening throne

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is precious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is adorable and we need more of it

        I know that Cinemaphile is allergic to Worm, like trannies to reality, but The Techno Queen fanfic has similiar vibe.
        Basically, instead of her canon bug powers, Taylor gets mad scientist powers and decides to play a Megamind hammy but harmless villian. Too bad its Worm, so everyone is super serious. Until one tren hero takes pity on her and decides to play along and it snowballs from there, much to the headache of everyone... Until they just give up and join the ride.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tren hero
          Teen hero

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have four waifus from Worm and one from Ward. Great setting with great girls. Can hardly stand fanfic, though; Sturgeon's Law applies hard, including to the popular and well-recommended stuff.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well its up to you. I also sift through fanfics to find something readable, but I consider this one enjoyable in simplistic way. Even if in later chapters I feel like author run out of ideas and quality dropped. But its still a nice, wholesome read.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for the recc anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cinemaphile loves worm, but the threads aren’t allowed

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They often aren't allowed on Cinemaphile either, and Cinemaphile hates it anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is adorable and we need more of it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw villain gf accidentally joins the Justice League after becoming essentially pic related

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Villain tries so hard at being evil, he's the hero.

        Love that one, shame the only other example i can really think of that gag being used being Garou in OPMs manga recently because it flanderizes that one.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reminds of that one cap of mirror universe Ant-Man who accidentally made a heroic Ultron.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Australia
    make it New Zealand and you've got a deal

    finally, my mad dreams of ruling a medieval kingdom modeled after Middle Earth can come to fruition

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the ideal gf should want to conquer the world and you need to frick her and be her boo
    you'll be the king and she'll be the empress

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    give me some ideas for cute supervillain girls to draw degenerate shit about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Draw supervillain gf dramatically teasing Anon who’s stuck in one of her death traps while Dragon gf is holding a speaker playing her theme song to the side with the deadpan expression of someone who’s dead inside

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Supervillain gf monologuing to win a petty domestic dispute like who takes out the trash or something.
      >… AND ONLY THEN, WHEN YOUR LAST SHRED OF HOPE HAS WITHERED TO EMPTINESS WILL I PERMIT YOU TO-
      >-okay! Fine! I’ll do dishes tonight! Jesus!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >she immediately drops the evil persona and does a little happy dance when she wins arguments

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can also interrupt when she goes off on one.

        >Theenk of it Mistah Bondt - a verld of order, a verld of purity, free of zer-
        *microphone noises* Sweety, you're monologing again. Remember what happened last time?
        >oh gott verdamnt, thank you schookems!
        No problem babe, if you're late for dinner I'll put a plate in the forward observation lounge.*microphone noises*
        >You know, you're a very lucky girl.
        >Danke, James, I am. A shame you are not!

        Presses big red button, laughs manically.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is Sunshine and Rainbows until the local Vigilante gets to you
    >"Honey, im gonna be late for dinner, these UN senators just refuse to budge"
    >You watch her on the verge of completing her newest plan trough the TV
    >Door Slams open and some Masked prick Lunges at you
    >This guy is beating the shit out of you
    >He came in looking for GeneralMcbadass who eats babies and shits down WMD's
    >Instead he finds this one guy who used to be her childhood friend turned into her boyfriend once her life of crime came to be
    >"I know, maybe he's some superhuman that looks like a regular guy to mix with civilians"
    >Keeps beating the shit out of you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Villain GF comes home to find you busted-up and bloodied
      >Tell her what happened
      >She goes on a full-on rampage looking for the jackass who did this to you
      >Buildings are demolished and on fire, lasers are firing everywhere, the whole city’s in chaos
      >The vigilante who beat you up is shitting his pants hiding out in a nearby Wendy’s
      >Word spreads to the local superheroes about the whole ordeal
      >It’s an unwritten rule amongst heroes and vigilantes not to frick with you
      That’d be hot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Villain GF comes home to find you busted-up and bloodied
      >Tell her what happened
      >She goes on a full-on rampage looking for the jackass who did this to you
      >Buildings are demolished and on fire, lasers are firing everywhere, the whole city’s in chaos
      >The vigilante who beat you up is shitting his pants hiding out in a nearby Wendy’s
      >Word spreads to the local superheroes about the whole ordeal
      >It’s an unwritten rule amongst heroes and vigilantes not to frick with you
      That’d be hot.

      Personally I prefer something closer to the Alfred dynamic, but more partner than caretaker. Loving dutiful husband she loves more than anything. Spoils her, dotes on her, listens to her practice her evil monologs, have a homemade generic cheesy "Hero" costume for those special nights.
      >vigilante tracks down her home
      >decides to take you down thinking you're part of her evil organization
      >kicks down the door for maximum shock and awe
      >doesn't realize he triggered an alarm a block away
      >finds himself face to barrel of a some sort of ray gun so big you can barely hold it straight
      >the blast knocks him out of your house, across the road and into your neighbor's living room
      >" . . .That explains why she never let me fire this one"
      >realize you're probably going to have to move

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Somewhat

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go a step further and get that supervillain wife with the henchmen as the kids, coward.

    t. The Mighty Monarch

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >One day anon's car is broken and he decide to use his Supervillain gf's giant killer robot to go for some groceries while she is still asleep.
    >What's the worse that could happen?
    >Anon ends up neck deep into some alien invasion/end of the world shit and helps the heroes save the day.
    >Supervillain gf is waiting for him at home, tapping her foot on the ground furiously, because he used her giant killer robot for good deeds.
    >Anon Mcquick thinker explains that he wasn't about to let some alien clowns just come around and steal the planet his girl will conquer someday.
    >It works and anon sighs in relief as she falls for it. She still reproaches him saying he could have caused more collateral damage and even "accidentally" end one hero or two.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >And then I told the Overbrain "I don't think you understand, Earth is not yours to conquer."
      >...
      >Okay, I was basically shouting "Suck it, alien pukes!" and hyena laughing while mowing them down, but that was what they were supposed to inference from their extermination.

      >Is a supervillain gf worth it?
      If she has a sick theme song, yeah.

      Here's mine:

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn be almost killed by her op mutant form but be saved by her clumsily falling asleep due to exhaustion at the last minute
    >ywn repeat the same schedule until you both open up to each other, each time being harder to hand her over to authorities until she only causes mischief as an excuse to meet up.
    >ywn ask her out only to have her consistently drag you to niche post-rock concerts with both of you humorously trying to hide the giant chest-sized maw in her abdomen.
    >ywn be rushed to the ER after nearly getting an eye gouged out by her nose on your first kiss.
    >ywn crash at her vaguely demonic parents' place being constantly nagged about going to criminal law school or becoming a brain(washing) surgeon.
    >ywn watch indie fart school films in her room when cuddling in bed, discussing them until dawn.

    wasted potential

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine this as the villain gf’s little sister

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine this as the villain gf’s little sister
      this should be villain gf's civilian outfit

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Supervillian breaks her leg in a close call
    >Has to stay home to recover while you temporarily run her little evil empire

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You’re putting way too much faith in me

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to be the boytoy of a supervillainess, who does all of the cool stuff. I also don't like chaotic stupid people. So no, it wouldn't work out.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be good, because I have a very strong sense of justice. I wouldn't be a typical Superhero though. I would definitely try to build my own Corporation and financial Empire. And I might be a political revolutionary. But I am not going to kill, steal or rape anybody.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is before the villain gf uses her corruption ray on you, so she can gain access to your money and resources.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then I would no longer be myself. I might as well have died and be replaced by an evil clone.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think intoxicated people are evil clones of their sober selves?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She changes my personality to be for everything that I am against. I might as well be a slave in my own body. This is not love. This is cruel.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would date a loser

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if your villainess gf wants you to frick people as a form of torture (for them)? Are you down?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of the hottest things is a girl enjoying it, when I have sex with her. My pride alone wouldn't allow her to suffer and be miserable, when I have sex with her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's even hotter if your girl lets you frick another girl, and gets off to it, because then she'll see you're good with any woman not just her, making her feel even luckier that she's your GF.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      One of the hottest things is a girl enjoying it, when I have sex with her. My pride alone wouldn't allow her to suffer and be miserable, when I have sex with her.

      You're a homosexual.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A supervillain gf if nice, but consider: henchwoman gf

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