>is already the biggest horror movie of 2023

>is already the biggest horror movie of 2023

fnaf bros,we won

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    First movie was fun and I'll definitely watch the sequel if Toy Chica is in it.

  2. 7 months ago
    Sage

    I pirated it and i want a refund

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even peak MLP made me furry but now I'm having thoughts

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goon For Chica

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not so fast! The Nun 2 is above, but FNaF might beat it. But it's at least past the latest Insidious, Scream, Evil Dead, Exorcist and Saw movies. That'll do FNaF, that'll do.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brown Velma
      Weebs make the worst artists

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 shaggys
      What did they mean by this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shaggy 2 Dope

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stunning box office performance. In 2 weeks it surpassed movies such as:
    Scream VI
    Exorcist Believer
    M3gan
    Saw X
    Talk to Me
    Insidious Red Door

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only 2 of those 6 movies weren't direct movie franchise sequels or reboots (Talk to Me and M3gan, which were pretty successful in their own right), Hopefur Dispray debut for FNaF.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's interesting in that except for awful Exorcist Believer, which underperformed, all of them were successful (even Scream VI that I also detested and Saw X which I liked), but the cost-benefit from the surprise hits was immense because their budget was like USD20 mil tops (in TtM's case, only USD 4,5 mil and the USD 20 mil FNAF budget was already paid for by Peawiener).
        In sum: a great year for horror movies, particularly the modestly budgeted/marketed projects. In FNAF's case, it also shows that critics no longer matter.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Saw X seems to have awakened critics to the entire franchise (and Saw X's worldwide box office seems about to pass Jigsaw from 6 years ago), so it might just be the case FNaF is too early to have any footprint with critics. Saw movies got meh or worse reviews for years.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            And some critics were predisposed against FNAF but it ended up being worse for them

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >And some critics were predisposed against FNAF
              ~~*Critics*~~ hate Scott for being Republican and not apologizing.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. They also got triggered because of the white, straight main cast, though audience (including non-whites) didn't have a problem with it

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fnaf bros
    there's a rule about age on Cinemaphile but i can't seem to remember it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FNAF came out in 2014, that is 9 years ago. This means that people as young as 9 year old at the time of its release would be at least 18 years old by now, old enough to post here.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but no adult (even young adult) has THAT shit of taste... right?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t the guy who invented FNAF get cancelled or some shit? What was it for again?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Going out with a girl for a few weeks, done a few dates before
      >Offer to take her to FNaF movie
      >Says she doesn't wanna see it, "creator did some horrible things"
      >Gets the ick and stops talking to me that same day
      >Look up what the creator did
      >mfw Scott Cawthorn donated to Republicans

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the ick is from the fact that you wanted to take a girl out to see a video game movie based on a zoomer franchise

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well she's someone else's problem then. I already got what I wanted out of her.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't believe your story tbqh. If it were true and she wanted to go out with you, the creator could have donated to the KKK and she wouldn't mind

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > fnaf bros,we won
    What did we win?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A new movie series/franchise. Even capeshit isn't guaranteed to get that anymore consistently. FNaF is a shock to the vidya/horror system.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whoa... what if classic mascots were horror? I wonder if there are any other movies like this...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't be surprised if we got Critters and Puppetmaster ads out for the sequel for the odd parents out of the loop about this.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >uh yeah so this movie that you have to watch 3 different 17 hour long lore info dumps by youtubers, play 8 games, read volumes 2-9 and then books 1-13 to get literally anything out of is the best movie of 2023

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't need to read all that shit or watch Gaym Theory to understand the movie, you just need to be a Five Nights fan.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro the entire movie hinges on you pogging out when you see the lore or Game Theory Black person show up lmao

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            OMG IS THAT VENT FAN STARTING TO SLOWLY ROTATE???????? THAT MEANS BLURPLE EDDIE IS ABOUT TO STEAL MY SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro the entire movie hinges on you pogging out when you see the lore or Game Theory Black person show up lmao

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              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                whoa fnafBlack person posting a funny fnaf meme that only fnaf fans would find funny? it's just like the movie!!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Phil is that you?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                viscant sends his regards

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                who's this phone guy sorry he wasn't in the movie

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Matthew Lillard

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >HEY MIKE LOOK I'M BUFF
                Honestly the best part of the movie.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Frogposter
          Go back

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I never played the games, but I appreciated the weirdo tone, I'd call it a surprise, not some kind of best overall for the entire year. But in a year that is seeing few capeshit make any dent, I'd say FNaF was a pleasant surprise.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      2023 has been the year of fnaf
      >Ruin was kino
      >Fnaf Movie
      >Help Wanted 2
      >Announcement of a Fredbear’s origin game
      >Teaser for a new fnaf game by CLICKTEAM

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    POST 'EM

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ma'am, Toy Chica is not in the movie.

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