Is Amber Heard capable of making a comeback in Hollywood?
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I'm a modest plumber making 50k a year. I'd let her take half my life savings if I got to marry her for 3 weeks.
amber gtfo of here you lost you dumb prostitute
>I'm a modest plumber
we’re gonna need a bigger boat
My bid is two weeks.
She doesn't need a plumber dude, she doesn't use the toilet. Come back when you own a dry cleaning business.
Here's a quick breakdown of your life with a bpd chick. You start with having hot passionate sex once. While you sleep she look through your phone and find every person you've ever known. She tells every woman you've ever known, including your mom and siblings that you now hate them and want them to die. She breaks your phone after this so you won't know for a few days until you get it replaced. If you mention that it's weird she starts crying and saying you're hurting her and she starts screaming. Next. you have to do either 1) whatever manic shit she wants 2) get blamed for her being depressed and no matter what you do she will say you hate her and don't love her. You don't have fun with either. One day she will snap out of that and if you mention it she goes right back into it. Keep in mind you had sex once so you won't again. She tells you about how she loves the type of person you are and she describes someone that isn't you at all. Lather rinse repeat for a few days. Bonus if you try to leave during once of the episodes and she threatens or attempts suicide.
Sounds hot.
not even him but its not ive dated a crazy chick before and they all generally follow that same MO for some reason wait till she acts normal when your alone then when your infront of friends or in public she turns into a monster
Can confirm.
>and she threatens or attempts suicide
That was the worst.
Sorry to hear that man. Hope you got out.
I've had the opposite experience. She is fine and happy and fine when there are people around, but the second you're alone she goes crazy and starts freaking out. Telling you that you think she's ugly and hate her and that you're cheating on her and want her to die.
lucky you i got the social BPD chick nothing beats getting into an arguement with her over something dumb then going to work and my friends are asking if everything is ok because she called them all to shit talk me
>Hope you got out.
I did but I have this looming feeling that she might kill me one day. She's into guns. Anyway, glad you got out too.
I'm not out yet. She's getting sober and I at least want to see her through that. I know that's just another tactic she's using to get me to stay, but I am actively working on getting out. I feel like she will find me and kill me one day too.
Hopefully things will improve but if not, don't be afraid to call it quits. Life goes on.
Thanks man.I'm mostly on here to kill time with horrible jokes but sometimes I run into folks like you that make me feel better about things. Thanks anon. I hope your life is going on well these days.
Here's the actual story of what it's like to be with a bpd chick:
>You start with having hot passionate sex once
>Since you're not a pathetic selfconscious dicklet, you are able to please her
>She hangs on every word you say and does her very best every day to please you
At least that's my experience, if you've had a different one, you might want to consider why that may be. homosexual troony.
lmao do you even know what bpd is?
t. never had sex once
I've had sex a lot. Are you projecting right now you cute lil goober?
Nah, you simply got lucky. Him and I didn't. I know a third case where this chick used to steal not only from her would be husband but also his family. You never know what you're going to get.
bro what was the point of that? nothing you said was accurate
How would she go past the password screen? Do you think I would even type my password in front of a date?
she would put your phone in front of your face so face id unlocks it
ehhh.. once you're dating the secrecy is a red flag.. remember, she's crazy and jealous.. "why do you need a password? what are you hiding?" etc etc et al
yeah
>bpd chick hits me
>mother threatens to call the police on me if I say anything
why is the mother always involved in this shit? it's a massive redflag for me these days
Usually it's the parents who are responsible for the daughter's mental illness, so don't be surprised when they turn out to be huge pieces of shits.
I thought I had bpd for a while as a dude, but I realized I just had a bunch of anger issues from daddy and mommy issues and kept chasing b***hes I shouldn’t be involved with that would force me to put them in their place. But I would show symptoms of it, like threatening to decapitate them and the person they ever decided to sleep with if they cheated on me. I thought therapy was a meme until I actually started taking it seriously and it definitely helped me.
>try to leave
She can physically assault you and if you try to leave she can then falsely accuse you of hitting her, and you go to jail because we live in a feminist country.
Happened to a friend of mine. He wasn't convicted but he still got arrested and sent to jail. On the bright side he used to be a leftist but obviously after that he realized that "male privilege" isn't real and no feminist supports equality for men
this entire post described my every crazy girlfriend that I've ever had. its fricking uncanny. Its why I truly belive in the quagmire art of being a douchebag and having a burner phone from eBay with random peoples numbers in the phone book to look real, fake ID's, I've gone as far as getting a rental just so the b***hes wont be able to track me home.
sometimes the crazy shit has a funny side, this one got her car hit by a car driven by a crazy moron who was stalking a bloated puerto rican stripper and ran her over. I moved the frick out while she was in the hospital and then jail for violation of probation and the restraining order. she went to that apartment and started her crazy shit screaming at 2 am and had her ass beat by the new tenants who wuz kaingz and sheit. FLORIDA b***hES, NOT EVEN ONCE OR WITH A RENTED DICK. I've been looking for a decent girl but they are all fricked in the head and have delusions, mixed children and massive debt, and empty egg cartons are out of the question.
i'm a modest plumber making 50k a year by overcharging my customers by 10x cost.
I have this problem where every time my gf stays over there is a fat, thick turd layed out there on my bed. I have checked the toilet over and over again and it seems to work for me. Can you help me?
sounds like it was your miniature dog that doesn't go near the bedroom and always shits outside.
I manage the department with toothpaste at frickin target and I make more
i work with some of the top people in their fields in the country and i make a fraction
sounds like i should become a toothpaste manager
you could do better than her, not memeing
And if you become ill/disabled after those 3wks, no risk of misery is worth 3wks of sticking your dick in crazy.
I'd come on her back if you know what I mean.
wdym
who am I, Sherlock Holmes?
No you're that autistic third sibling super genius sister who is evil reed Richards
Borderline Personality Disorder prostitutes need to all be executed.
Dated this women with BPD. Yes it was that awful. Funny part was her trying to convince me we needed to listen to Amber Heard's side before it all came out. After the trial I tried bringing it up and she split and wouldn't respond. lol.
I became 10% more misogynistic when I saw how many women still clinged to the Q-Anon-tier copes about Amber. Deuxmoi (the biggest female gossip subreddit) went into lockdown mode and there are still cope subreddits to this day. Even supposedly "based" female subreddits like redscarepod were in denial.
Women sticking up for other women is understandable. That in itself would barely anger me let alone make me misogynistic. However, I don't recommend going to "femcel" and other radfem communities. Redscare is a lite example of the kind of shit you can see but there's some stuff out there that might make you question why you're attracted to women altogether.
Found the redditor.
Redditors are doormats who think women can do no wrong.
Quite the contrary, you should have standards if you have any self-respect.
Redditors are also men obsessed with reddit. See> Your post. You are so obsessed. Lol go out to the gym or something. meet a woman.
You brought it up buttercup. I understand that you're probably a radfem who got offended by my moid post but I'm right.
Go out to the gym, meet a man and maybe he'll let you peg him on the 2nd date.
That's weirdly specific. You know this isn't a fetish board, right?
>no u
:/
>obsesses on reddit
>acts reddit
>no u
That the tile of your autobiography?
Tile? Have you taken too much of something and need to go maybe take a tap? Or maybe you take something and your forgotted it?
Yeah, I "forgotted" a letter 🙂 Anything else you want to discuss or are you just really lonely?
You're clearly the aggressor. Like Do you want to talk about something real or are you lashing out? Can you tell me how you feel?
I take it it's the latter then. Sorry I can't be your surrogate online boyfriend. Good luck on your travels.
t. Johnny and Amber
Good morning saar
Not after shitting the bed like she did.
Whenever I read about her I always think about what she did on those sheets and I am instantly disgusted!
>sheets
>he hasn't heard
it was the dogs you chud
she was unironically right and depp was wrong
feels unjust to see all the internet did to her
>she was unironically right and depp was wrong
Imagine being a woman in 2020+ and losing a court case like this. My homie she couldn't be further from being in the right.
how so?
even when there is trauma bonding and reactive violence, there is always a primary abuser, and that was clearly depp, given the power imbalance, the age difference and the evidence.
pirates of the Caribbean nostalgia fanbots and middle aged childless women thirsting for johnny
Heard is a sociopathic prostitute and you are a subhuman monkey for simping for her.
kek sure, if that's what mainstream media tells you. the evil one is the white woman
in the end she's living a nice life in spain and depp is getting replaced by blacks in new disney movies
But there was no evidence in her favor, that's the thing. All that got outed thanks to this trial was that she's a piece of shit. Even Johnny's ex gfs didn't slander him even though they could have.
I'll throw you a bone and say there's worse women out there but she definitely fricked up in her own right.
there consistently was evidence against Depp, but no one took it with nuance
If she actually had good evidence she would've easily won the trial. The truth is that there isn't, and Johnny lost his career for a while solely due to an substantiated article by Amber. That's the real power imbalance. That you can become persona non grata overnight if some random woman accuses you of any misconduct, with or without proof.
It wasn't "overnight" - his career was already in decline due to not remembering his lines or being able to show up to set on time and just being a general butthole. Amber was not the only reason.
He actually had to settle a lawsuit involving a crew member he assaulted mere weeks after the other trial, that got memory-holed somehow.
>his career was already in decline
He's in his late 50s and made The Pirate of The Caribbean. His career is done except for sitting on a giant pile of money unless he really wants to do another "serious" role for posterity.
There wasn't. There was proof that she edited pics and leaked stuff herself, however. Not to mention the assaults.
>All that got outed thanks to this trial was that she's a piece of shit
well, Johnny's clearly also a piece of shit, but she's a hundred times worse
>Johnny's clearly also a piece of shit
He did nothing wrong outside of leaving his family for this crazy b***h.
>she had her wife
wat?
She's very bi.
yes she mostly dated women why do you think shes a sociopath
Just because you find her attractive doesn't mean she was in the right.
the halo effect is real
but once you get stung by one of the crazy ones you learn real fast
women take responsibility for once in their life and don't DARVO their victims challenge
based. Johnny's marketing team is working overtime in this thread
>she's an 8/10 with makeup so that means it's okay if she cuts my dick off
Don't be a Wayne Bobbitt, anon.
>he says on the board that was jannied by gays on Amber's payroll
lol
lmao
Funny how threads stopped being snipped once she lost the trial and basically went bankrupt.
They were both fricked up and I'm sure Depp did beat her but I have have no doubt she's an abusive piece of shit too, I grew up with a BPD mother and it's a genuine hell when they want it to be. It was only after I became adolescent and was able to restrain her did the physical beatings stop but the emotional and. Mental torture just became more important for her. The stories of Amber triggered a lot of shit in me
She was the abuser. Even Depp detractors say his issue was a pushover which is them admitting indirectly he can't be a good abuser.
Amber just took advantage of an aging doped up former sex symbol. That's it. She's not even the worst example when it comes to shit like this, but she fricked up nevertheless.
Depp also probably has BPD too imo, definitely something very wrong with him and I'm sure he got violent, the two of them together is an absolute recipe for disaster. Frick the both of them
>Depp also probably has BPD too imo
lol please tell us your qualifications for this diagnosis
My mother has BPD, and my last gf had it too. It's easy for me to see how they. Oth could bond and forge an intense unhealthy relationship together
If you were telling the truth you'd know you need a qualified professional to make the diagnosis. bpd has so many shared symptoms with other disorders, you would know that too, that you really need someone dedicated to the profession to make the diagnosis.
I've spent years researching the disorder to help me understand my mother and health the torturous shit she put me through, it's fricked me up as you can imagine I am also drawn to BPD women from my childhood development. Depp and Amber share a lot of the same cluster b qualities that would exacerbate their dysfunctional and toxic behaviours. Frick the both of them
it's not just that you're drawn to them, they see you - you were trained to be the ideal bpd slave.
I'm also a little BPD myself (genetic deposition), I understand the symptoms and the relationships. I'd probably end up like Johnny too if I was moronic. Frick the both of them
men usually aren't. it might not be genetic, you might have developed something due to having adapted to living with them.
there are extensive studies on it
Not true, men are usually misdiagnosed with other problems like ASPD, alcoholism and anger and mood issues but in studies there isn't thought to be any difference in gender prevalence.
There is a genetic link, most BPD diagnosis have one, I specifically don't want one because of the stigma attached but I'm sure of my own symptoms. If I wasnt self aware of them enough and didn't manage them I would act like my mother, Amber and Johnny too, just an irrational moody piece of shit who lashes out with unhealthy coping mechanisms
men with diagnosed BPD (borderline not bipolar) usually only get diagnosed when they actually kill someone
Men seek diagnosis less than women and the symptoms get treated as other issues
I haven't followed the case but let's say you are right. The reason she is wrong is because she tried to use the legal system to fix her psychological trauma.
This thing that has been introduced by women and socialists of using the courts to right every minor thing in life is fricking absurd.
Depp was an abusive piece of shit? Ok, did he commit any crime? No? Then don't go to court.
She has all the money in the world, there was no need for going to court. This is why what she did is obscene.
She didn't want to go to court. Depp is the one who sued her for defamation which he also tried and failed to do to The Sun in the UK trial.
>always a primary abuser, and that was clearly depp,
You're a delusional, idiotic, piece of human shit. ALL of the evidence in that court showed Depp was the victim of being an old man falling for a young, hot, prostitute, who exploited him for his money.
KYS, already.
>Power imbalance
What power level does Amber score? How about Johnny "Megapint" Depp?
>He didn't physically abuse her but did you consider that he is a more successful actor and older?
>Checkmate chud
Naw especially since eveyone in the world realized shes a few steps from a wild beat Johnny did the best thing he could have done
ruin her public image back by just showing the real her to people
She's reinvented herself as a rapper as currently goes by the name Da Fekator
Johnny basically showed how to get back at these women he straight up took her out back from that trial lmao
Females should pay for their actions
She was last seen shitting in Spain
Hey I used to have those exact same tiles in my old bathroom
Hopefully yours have never been shat on unlike Amber's
>Amber Heard after a massive poo session
men just wouldn't get it
Is there anything sadder than a woman with no breasts attempting to flash her breasts?
She was never a huge star but Aquaman could’ve been her foray into something bigger
smelly vegana face
She still hot a hell looking and all it takes is the right role in some mid-level drama and she's right back. Hollywood has the memory life span of a flea and nobody really cares about her and deps strange ass relationship issues.
>She still hot a hell looking
Is she though? Is she?
She ended up derailing a multi billion dollar franchise. Hollywood remembers things like that. They wont forgive her when there are so many other women to take her place
IS SHE?!
In Hollywood? No, but I can see her having a moderate career in the porn industry.
Potty training isn't hard as long as you are allowed to beat her (gently)
amber turd
who ever is running these psyops is great
>lust repelling image
>non sequitur/non-question
only thing I'd watch her in now is facial abuse. aside from that, don't care.
i would trade all my remaining time on this earth just to unclog her toilet as she stands watching over me in bare feet and a white bathrobe and says "oscar, you do good work"
She lives in my country now. Should I go for it?
Depends on how many bedsheets you're willing to replace, that shit will get expensive after a while
Shitting on the bed wasn't random. It was witchcraft. Nasty stuff like shit is intendef to cause death.
she got fat
it's over
It was wrong what they did to her in Aquaman 2, not because I give a shit about her career but because it made the movie moronic. There were so many scenes she logically should've been but wasn't, then she'd randomly show up but nobody would really acknowledge her.
>middle aged fricked out progressive prostitute
She has no future of any kind
>She has no future of any kind
being eaten by cats after dying by suicide is a type of future.
its nice to see a man with good taste here for once.
she should just do porn tbh
cash in while she still has the goods
No. She's pretty much box office poison now
she was a shit actress
still would
>had a ticket to use
>went to see Aquaman 2
>enjoyed seeing her on big screen again
Simple as that
>mommy giv good boi points
>go see flash bangy cool woo
>WOW NOISE AND LIGHTS
>gud buy I like dis
Take your meds
Amber cut when?
seeing her on big screen again
Loved the part where Black Manta blasted her with his laser.
She's so average looking
she has shitting on bed stigma so not for about 20 years. by then she would have wall'd so too late
She's such a good actress.
>Character stats
10/10 Hot
10/10 Crazy
I'm sure it would be superfun for a weekend though. Coked out Amber, bent over by the foot of the bed, both hands wrapped her throat pounding her ass, balls slapping against her taint. Trying to perform a penile exorcism on this real life succubus.
she'd eat you for breakfast and you'd leave there crying and shouting.
>I'm sure it would be superfun for a weekend though.
Sure, if you have no problem with her taking you to court for rape and violent assault on Monday.
scissor me fingers
I used to think she was hot as frick now I can't look at her without remembering that she shat on the bed on purpose, and this disgusts me
She couldn't help herself 🙁
>ywn coom inside a texan b***h that wants you
She didn’t want him, you moron, that’s the entire point. She was using him for fame and connections.
guys, she is a human being and deserves some basic respect. This is why you are stuck posting on a image board.
>she is a human being
Disputable.
Apparently shit is not cash
Amber is built for sex slavery and producing white children as a sow. Nothing else.
>"Fricking acknowledge what I'm saying before you keep making demands. You are not a school teacher. Shut the frick up. Listen to me, and then you can fricking respond. Understand? You ain't nobody's fricking mom, you ain't no school teacher. Don't fricking pretend to be authoritative of me. You don't exist.
How can anyone read this and still not believe he was an abuser
this before or after she took huge a shit on their bed
That never happened, chud
No Amber. you probably couldnt even be a top 10 earner on onlyfans.
BUILT FOR BBC
It's fascinating really.
She looks beautiful, like the kind of woman you just wanna marry, do couple dinners, and make babies with.
But she's the complete opposite of that. Batshit crazy, blowout fights 3am screaming and crying, key your car, punch herself in the face and call the cops on you.
let's get real, johnny is probably a shitty person too
I mean i think they were bad for each other. Like 2 toxic people. I mean he clearly had substance abuse problems for a while there. Like an actual daydrinking alchoholic with flared temper, but she was cucking him left right and center with men and women. Billy Bob Thornton, Carl Delevingne, Momoa and many more. I'd get pretty cranky too.
Nah, you can see crazy in the eyes, anon. Any guy who has been with a crazy b***h in their lives can spot crazy. There’s something about the way they act when you meet them and the way they look in their eyes that gives it away, I wish I could articulate it better, because it’s such a specific thing, but you can definitely notice it if you’re looking for it.
Wonder how many times she was raped.
not enough
Make a good Marlowe movie, I mean good not that shitty Elliot Gould 70s hippie shit, I mean Bogart
Cast Heard as the b***h femme fatale that tries to trick Marlowe
Profit
i dunno but i can make a cum back on her.
Plap
>I will never be rich enough to cum on Amber's bust
WHY MUST I BE SO POOR?!
>swn violently assault you and then poop on your pillow
This dumb b***h thought she could act her way into a victory in court.
she'd have to wear the mercy cosplay again.
>Is Amber Heard capable of making a comeback in Hollywood?
She's literally unemployed.
Nothing upcoming, all her MeToo Friends abandoned her. No Harvey wiener to hoover. Nobody wants her lying drama queen prostitute ass. She's done for good.
Based. Meanwhile Johnny's defender in the press, co-star, and effective goddaughter, Dakota Johnson, has 9 projects listed in development on IMDB pro.
I don’t know, does a b***h poop in the bed?
no
prostitutes dont get second chances
I have never found Amber Heard, Taylor Swift, or Ariana Grande attractive
for me it's Amber Moore
more like amber turd
She's obviously crazy but people who made Johnny Depp their idol when he's just a greasy old druggie who abused her as much as she did him confuse me
how hideous is the average white woman if that's considered their peak
id still pump her kidneys full of my no-no milk but she's nowhere near the peak of white women
how does it get into the kidneys?
she's an actress? huh. interesting
i would say she should do something with that body, show it off a little bit. take a play from Sweeney's playbook. but i'm sure she will be quite selective with any comeback roles so as to control the perception. ie not be viewed as a bawd