>got bogged surgeries and got really fat for a couple of years
he looks like a fricking skeleton now and had implants removed, he looks downright lynchian.
Mata Hari literally just larped as a belly dancer who listened in on important meetings for a few years, and she's considered the greatest female spy ever.
Not an assassin, but still, she probably could have been one easily. And she wasn't exactly a she-hulk.
So points for realism tbqhwytf.
Everyone would be on their guard around a female wrestler looking woman. The fact she's just a classy frumpy lady makes her seem less of a threat, which is a good thing as an assassin.
i just saw "the fall guy" and it has a similar look, feel, shitty pacing, story and acting as argylle. many jokes fell flat. didn't laugh more than once. glad i saw it for free.
At my theater you still have to. I live in the middle of nowhere though. Our theater is noted that celebrities like to go there because they won't be bothered. Imagine flying your private jet to a small municipal airport just to see a movie in a hill bill town.
The issue isn't Henry Cavill, who is barely in the flick, the problem is that Argylle is a bad movie even for a throw-away chick flick and furthermore, BDH is a hamplanet who can't be bothered to slim down for the few weeks needed to film the movie, thus derailing any interest a guy might have in watching.
she only got SUPER fat for a short period of time
idk, slim or chubby mode I think she is super hot either way as long as she stays away from obese territory
dem breasts certainly aren't flopping
The biggest flop of 2024 so far
Reminds me of sarina Valentina before she got too bogged.
God, I need BDH with big juicy wiener so much.
Did she have work done or just hit the wall?
Got all her surgeries un done because they were botched or something
Yoooooo
still would, both of them
Don't think that's recent
Give me something recent then.
You asked for it
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
fricking hell
it's worse than i though
I saw a video of her some months ago, not only she looked like a ghoul but she also seemed real close to an hero
>she
>got bogged surgeries and got really fat for a couple of years
he looks like a fricking skeleton now and had implants removed, he looks downright lynchian.
I just don't get it, she's supposed to be a super agent, the ultimate assassin, but somehow she's fat as frick. That doesn't make any fricking sense.
Mata Hari literally just larped as a belly dancer who listened in on important meetings for a few years, and she's considered the greatest female spy ever.
Not an assassin, but still, she probably could have been one easily. And she wasn't exactly a she-hulk.
So points for realism tbqhwytf.
Everyone would be on their guard around a female wrestler looking woman. The fact she's just a classy frumpy lady makes her seem less of a threat, which is a good thing as an assassin.
>Mata Hari
>great spy
Kek
you would have simped her back in the day, don't pretend like you're able to see through glowie femcels
Flop? I'm rock hard!
>fat woman strong: the movie
i just saw "the fall guy" and it has a similar look, feel, shitty pacing, story and acting as argylle. many jokes fell flat. didn't laugh more than once. glad i saw it for free.
that movie is going to bomb so hard
looks awful and zero chemistry between the leads
So fall guy will also fail?
>Is Argylle the biggest flop of 2024?
I think that distinction belongs to the Black movie
>even Black folks have Black fatigue
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Le resistánce cannot have anyone discussing a flop that encompasses their values so wholly
It is impossible to find the budget of that movie. They are keeping that shit tightly under wraps
>It is impossible to find the budget of that movie.
Same is true for most Sundance films.
Nobody went to see that movie because nobody wanted to say Black at ticket booth
No. Nobody went to see it because of its incredibly stupid and racist premise. Even black people knew not to touch it with a ten foot pole
But you buy tickets online or with some automated machine nowadays. Or are you a 3rd world rocker, anon?
No one buys tickets at the counter.
At my theater you still have to. I live in the middle of nowhere though. Our theater is noted that celebrities like to go there because they won't be bothered. Imagine flying your private jet to a small municipal airport just to see a movie in a hill bill town.
if this was an actual fantasy film it would've done way better. Instead it was just a shitty romantic comedy.
slampig
i thought this was a meme, and i'm still not entirely sure i'm not getting put on
its not a meme, they thought people would actually want to watch that shit
That can’t be uncle Phil
Since he's dead, no it cant
It was a fantasy movie about magicians, why did people care what color they were? Toxic fandom is really destroying new cinema.
how did they get away with saying the N word in the title?
Why is she so disgustingly fat?
Unironically I think the movie would have done better with someone like Margot Robbie. BDH, is, in fact, too fat for the role.
Where is Harvey Weinstein when you need him?
It was never meant to be successful. It's an assemble movie to fulfil contractual obligations. Nothing more.
Yeah it took a lot to not flop my BWC out in the theatre and just start jerking my shit whenever all that CAKE was on screen
WOULD
Depends, is Henry cavill releasing any more films this year?
The issue isn't Henry Cavill, who is barely in the flick, the problem is that Argylle is a bad movie even for a throw-away chick flick and furthermore, BDH is a hamplanet who can't be bothered to slim down for the few weeks needed to film the movie, thus derailing any interest a guy might have in watching.
Why is BDH so underrated in the coomer community?
no one wants to smell it
cause she got super fat. she's overrated if anything by chubby chasers. shame too cause she is amazing when thin.
she only got SUPER fat for a short period of time
idk, slim or chubby mode I think she is super hot either way as long as she stays away from obese territory
who the everloving frick is BDH?
you came to the thread moron...
kys zoomer scumbag
Lmao you morons got baited so easily.
I'd pay money to see some pavement ape split your frickin wig
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