i live in capital city and all the ppl in my theater were crying. i even saw some kids run out puking. ive seen some crazy stuff in my life (i live near the capital city chicken hogg farm) and this take the cake
I'm usually desensitized to these kinds of things but what got me feeling nauseous and made me hurl was when Art fricked OP's mom and yelled "IT'S ARTIN' TIME" when he climaxed
when i went to see this about half an hour in the isles of the theatre where rivers of piss and shit. the wagecucks where using a raft to go up and down the isles for mandatory penis inspection and to deliver peoples crab legs.
Made the hike to the capital city to see it the other day. As a bit of a weird and twisted sociopath myself, I thought I handled it pretty well. But it must have disturbed me on a deeper level because when I got home all the cows avoided me and when I walked in the door the dog immediately started shidding and throwing up all over the carpet as if he could sense my trauma. Highly recommended!
so whats his story? is he a demon, alien or just a craaaaaaaazy person?
what are his powers and killing methods? does he talk like beetlejuice or tiny tim?
>mom drags me to see Terrifier 2 >Art the Clown shows up on screen with a gruesome grin >get so scared that I have to put on my eyemask and noise-canceling headphones >spend two and a half hours in a pitch black, silent void >theater won't refund my ticket because I "watched the whole movie" >even though I didn't see or hear anything
My advice? Don't waste your time with this piece of shit.
>Take me down to the capitol city >Where the screams are loud and there's piss and shitty. >This movie's so scary bro! >Take me down to the capitol city >Where the screams are loud and there's piss and shitty. >This movie's so scary bro! >Feeling faint on the edge of your seat >You're just so scared and you want to leave >There's Art the Clown and he makes you start to scream >Pissin when you see his knife >Shittin all at the same time
I thought this movie was a meme since it's been getting spammed so much here but it has a 3.6 on Letterboxd? If they like it, and Cinemaphile likes it, that must mean it's kino?
indian shills were making posts about how Terrifier 2 was playing in all best movies theaters in the capital city, as if that was some prestigious accolade for a film to have. Now it’s a shitpost.
My mom won't drive me to capital city so I put all my vomit, piss and shit into buckets and put them in the fridge to refrost when I get to see Terrifier 2™ at Capital City™
I'll come prepared
I liked the part where someone in the audience started farting and projectile vomiting so Fart the Clown stopped and noticed the camera, then spent some time looking at the camera lens from different angles. Then he smiled and pressed his bare butthole against the camera lens and started shitting liquid diarrhea. The rest of the movie could be barely seen, it was just this blurry blown mess where you could only make out a few shapes and colors.
I saw this movie in my capital city and pissed my pants. My bf passed out. This movie is the real deal!
In my capitol city we is screeming and lauhing and pissing and pissing when ART KLOWN on the skreen before Putiski drop bomb on teatre...
It scared me so much I started farting uncontrollably, which led the the row behind me throwing up in unison.
Sounds gross.
Sirs my capital city is flooded with pisses and shits because of this movie! It's like I'm back home in Mumbai!
Lmfaoo I'm dying
India culture best in world IN IN IN IN
It was back in 2016 and it is now, you are late to the party homosexual
Wrong. New bloody movie.
>filtered
i live in capital city and all the ppl in my theater were crying. i even saw some kids run out puking. ive seen some crazy stuff in my life (i live near the capital city chicken hogg farm) and this take the cake
>chicken hogg farm
Is it a farm for chickens or "hoggs"?
im literally flooding the theatre with shit rn tho
I don't live on my capital city but I'm going there tomorrow to see it!
explain this forced meme
Go to capital city
Mentally ill people think everything is shilling so now those same mentally ill people are sitting around circle jerking. Blame zoomers
This
It’s a shame, the movies will now be impossible to ever bring up on Cinemaphile now
shitty movie gets shitposted because some moron (probably the director himself lol) tried to shill it here very obviously
Damien has been making threads here for years to shill this his movies and Shart the clown
My Fart the Shit is scarier than this clown homosexual
I'm usually desensitized to these kinds of things but what got me feeling nauseous and made me hurl was when Art fricked OP's mom and yelled "IT'S ARTIN' TIME" when he climaxed
just got back from my capital city! passed out the entire time! holy frick!
>Capital city! Hehehe that so funny! So funny when I post the capital city!
Are you all legitimately moronic?
This loser has never been to his capital city lmao
IT'S MORBIN' TIME
Yes, how is that even a question?
>he doesn't live near capital city
Wait are the people who hate this movie just rural morons who don't live near capital city? That explains so much
Not watching your movie you homosexual
>the capitol city thanks you for your contribution
>2 shekels have been deposited
I have crazy farts and take big fricking shit when this clown was killing
So scary I cum in pant
Yes also I passed out cause very scary, my capital city kicked me out
$2 added to your paypal account
>go to capital city and watch Terrifier 2
>my falcon starts puking halfway through
/tv/sisters…
>formerly Chuckstown
I don’t get it
Based
when i went to see this about half an hour in the isles of the theatre where rivers of piss and shit. the wagecucks where using a raft to go up and down the isles for mandatory penis inspection and to deliver peoples crab legs.
Omg were we in the same theater??
shill thread
It’s the best selling film this year in my capital city
IS THAT
A HECKIN
CLOWN?!
THE SCARIEST THING IN EXISTENCE?!
DID I JUST SHIT MY PANTS?!
I dont know if you did, anon.
However, I can tell you that, beyond the shadow of a doubt, I rocket-shitted right out of my own seat!
half of the audience vomited during this movie and the other half fainted but everybody shit their pants, this was terrifying!
MFW capitol city chads are passing out and swimming through shit and piss watching Terrifier 2 and I am just a small town cuck with no Terrifier 2 🙁
I don't know how this Terrifier capital city meme started but it's fricking hilarious
Agreed. RIP my sides.
9RWH+CVV Capital City, Nesib Bey Yusifbeyli, Baku, Azerbaijan
Are the articles true?
Is "dancing a jig" a common reaction to fear?
I'm more of a griddy type of guy but you guys haven't heard of that yet.
Made the hike to the capital city to see it the other day. As a bit of a weird and twisted sociopath myself, I thought I handled it pretty well. But it must have disturbed me on a deeper level because when I got home all the cows avoided me and when I walked in the door the dog immediately started shidding and throwing up all over the carpet as if he could sense my trauma. Highly recommended!
More like Fart the Brown amirite???
Pls laugh
so whats his story? is he a demon, alien or just a craaaaaaaazy person?
what are his powers and killing methods? does he talk like beetlejuice or tiny tim?
He doesn’t talk at all. He’s a mime
>mom drags me to see Terrifier 2
>Art the Clown shows up on screen with a gruesome grin
>get so scared that I have to put on my eyemask and noise-canceling headphones
>spend two and a half hours in a pitch black, silent void
>theater won't refund my ticket because I "watched the whole movie"
>even though I didn't see or hear anything
My advice? Don't waste your time with this piece of shit.
If you take off his clown mask, will he die?
reddit thread
saged
Take me down to the capitol city
Where the screams are loud and there's piss and shitty.
This movie's soo scary bro!
>Take me down to the capitol city
>Where the screams are loud and there's piss and shitty.
>This movie's so scary bro!
>Take me down to the capitol city
>Where the screams are loud and there's piss and shitty.
>This movie's so scary bro!
>Feeling faint on the edge of your seat
>You're just so scared and you want to leave
>There's Art the Clown and he makes you start to scream
>Pissin when you see his knife
>Shittin all at the same time
I thought this movie was a meme since it's been getting spammed so much here but it has a 3.6 on Letterboxd? If they like it, and Cinemaphile likes it, that must mean it's kino?
It's unironically good. Just know it's super gory but it's the new Michael Meyers for the modern day
Any jump scare bullshit? I've basically given up on new horror movies because of how much they spam loud fricking noises and think that makes horror
There's a few but not many
my girlfriend pissed her pants when we saw this movie
sirs…
I don't get it
Is just a clown, no magic or anything, why they just don't shoot him, i thought every single american have a fire weapon
He blew his brains out in the first movie. Then somehow resurrected in the coroners office.
It's a slasher flick so of course every character except the killer is moronic and can't defend themselves.
lol this is the worst meme I've ever seen on this board
>capital city
What started this?
The movie is called the Terrifier and for some reason it was only being shown in capitol city theaters exclusively
indian shills were making posts about how Terrifier 2 was playing in all best movies theaters in the capital city, as if that was some prestigious accolade for a film to have. Now it’s a shitpost.
That explains the designated shitting seats.
The most terrifying part of this movie was when the clown went "It's clowning time", and then clowned all over the place.
Spoopy clown made me poop my pants.
They should have called him "Fart the Brown" because this movie made me shit my pants
Muh fuggin city... They shid and pist in muh fuggin shitty... I p*ssed out... holy f*cking shid... Muh city...
god tier thread rural trannies are buttmad
I go to capital city watch movie. Bloody bitsh basterd open woman. No bobs no vagin. I shit and fart in theater. Not so good mornins sirs
Sounds like you did the needful.
My mom won't drive me to capital city so I put all my vomit, piss and shit into buckets and put them in the fridge to refrost when I get to see Terrifier 2™ at Capital City™
I'll come prepared
That's some 5D chess+galaxy brain shit.
The scariest part for me was when Art was taking a megamshit and yelled "WHO ARTED? JUST KIDDING!"
I liked the part where someone in the audience started farting and projectile vomiting so Fart the Clown stopped and noticed the camera, then spent some time looking at the camera lens from different angles. Then he smiled and pressed his bare butthole against the camera lens and started shitting liquid diarrhea. The rest of the movie could be barely seen, it was just this blurry blown mess where you could only make out a few shapes and colors.
I saw this in my capitol city with friends and I got so scared that I couldn't finish my bucket of cinema mashed potato.
>bucket of cinema mashed potato
Delicious, I love cinema mashed potato.
I'm not flying out to some random central asia country, sorry
OK, bs aside, how fricked is this movie? Is there anything that tops sawing the naked chick in half?
Why do homosexual africans here keep saying "capitol city", what's going on?