There is nothing great about being invisible and living a meaningless life because no one really cares about it. It's dying at all dimensions except for physical.
not really, I'm 34 and I am the most fit and I have more money than I ever did when I was in my 20s. so basically if you were a homosexual in your 20s you'll be a homosexual in your 30s, don't be a homosexual.
If you're saving money you're fine. Save up some money and invest in healthcare stocks. You notice how many overweight people that have been drinking sugar water are getting older. Healthcare is going to be a gold mine.
try getting a job. go back to school. hit the gym. go do some active hobbies to meet like minded people. otherwise, yea its pretty much over for you if you continue this lifestyle.
Which is why they're often miserable. The best hobby you can have is just learning an instrument and then finding people play with every so often, giving you a reason to practice when you're at home and so on. Forget the whole IMMA START A BAND AND BECOME FAMOUS and just meet music friends.
Yes it is over for you.
I was at 24 at the same place as you are. Now after a shit ton of self improvements and studying 8 hours a day every day without exception... I became a 30 year old long time student still living at home with no earning potential and had to drop out from a uni field because I failed calc 2 three times.
IQ is everything in life, if you are not successful WITHOUT TRYING it is permanently over for you. Now I just scrab the last remaining credits to graduate in something and drink alcohol every day to develop cancer and die because I am too much of a pussy to kill myself actively.
Oh, I am also a khhv, despite approaching over 500 women from age 14 to age 27. Looks and IQ are unchangeable and the ONLY factors determining your life, NOTHING else.
It's over.
Women are also DISGUSTED by men 25+ who aren't rich. They look at me like a disgusting freak and everytime I come near them (even just walking by), they immidiately pull out their phones and act busy.
In college they also openly say I am an old disgusting freak loser who should just lay down and rot till he dies and not waste oxygen of the young pretty sub 25 year old students.
It's over when you didn't already knew EXACTLY what you wanted at 13 year old with the IQ required to achieve it and if you are not looking like a borderline male model after weight loss. Sub8 is law and it never began.
Sorry to hurt your bluepilled fantasy scenario. Reality is brutal and only genetically determined features matter.
11 months ago
Anonymous
guess I'm lucky then, uggo
11 months ago
Anonymous
>are broke as frick guitarists, starving actors, low paid fitness instructors and wannabe rappers
All younger than 30 (which is the same as age 95 in the eyes of hot women under age 25, so the only ones who actually count), all become rich successful men in their 30s because they got pussy which is the solution of all of lifes problems.
You gaslighting bluepill frick lmao
>le bluepill XD
you might as well have a nice day
11 months ago
Anonymous
Gentleman, the eternal normie, angry all the time if you dare to reject the lies he got told all his life and tells you to commit suicide.
>Women are also DISGUSTED by men 25+ who aren't rich
this is laughably wrong you blinkered incel idiot. The biggest pussy slayers you'll ever come across are broke as frick guitarists, starving actors, low paid fitness instructors and wannabe rappers. Christ, I doubt you've mixed with real people enough to understand the truth of what I'm saying, get the frick off social media and the internet in general, breathe air, touch grass, open your eyes you self deluded chronically online bastard
>are broke as frick guitarists, starving actors, low paid fitness instructors and wannabe rappers
All younger than 30 (which is the same as age 95 in the eyes of hot women under age 25, so the only ones who actually count), all become rich successful men in their 30s because they got pussy which is the solution of all of lifes problems.
You gaslighting bluepill frick lmao
Ye Bro, women are totally into old farts with no money, no value and zero experience with females.
Jesus, the lies you people tell yourself in order not to rope kekekekek
11 months ago
Anonymous
Literally all you need is your own place and a decent job you don’t have to be rich
11 months ago
Anonymous
>just have something that requires an IQ of 120, bro >just don't be 95% of the population in genetics departments, bro
To get a "decent job" you need a top tier STEM degree and unsurprisingly, it is impossible to graduate without an IQ that high.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Jokes on you fren. I have an IQ of 136. I'm a highschool dropout with a G.E.D., no college degree and bring home $135k annually, net.
11 months ago
Anonymous
If you want trash woman. Finding a woman to have kids with is the worst. I have two from two different woman. Both turned out to be shit in different and surprising ways.
I make 300k a year. Own a house. Whatever. Also an alcoholic who gets by on intellect and anger.
I guess I could work out and chase young tail… but why? I hate woman. As wet hole can be had transactionally.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>I hate woman. As wet hole can be had transactionally
yes it's the women that are the problem. don't self-reflect at all about the fact that you view humans as wet holes
11 months ago
Anonymous
Haha shut up c**t no one cares what you think.
11 months ago
Anonymous
you cared enough to reply, pussy. have fun paying for sex because of your repulsive personality
11 months ago
Anonymous
Oh no I pay to be terrible to woman and abuse them emotionally. It’s a fun thing you get to do when you have money.
Cry about it uppity c**t. I’ll give you 2k if you upload a webm of it. Topless though.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Cry about it uppity c**t. I’ll give you 2k if you upload a webm of it. Topless though.
unfunny and moronic. winning combo
11 months ago
Anonymous
Ugly and a woman. Rough
11 months ago
Anonymous
Where is my video sugar breasts?
11 months ago
Anonymous
ask one of your ex wives when you drop off your kids and the child support checks homosexual
11 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not that anon and I didn't read the rest of the argument, but holy frick this guy is mad lolol
11 months ago
Anonymous
I'm havin' a laff
11 months ago
Anonymous
If you sound even remotely angry while you're doing it, you're not avin a laff
11 months ago
Anonymous
sorry I forgot to add Haha at the beginning of my sentences
11 months ago
Anonymous
Funnily enough, haha and lmao just make totally not buttmad people sound more buttmad
11 months ago
Anonymous
You forgot to not be a buttmad roastie
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Pay me to exist
Nah I’ve got good lawyers. Haha cry about it hole.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>t.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Seethe chubby. No one likes a fat girl.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>humans
Uhhhh
11 months ago
Anonymous
Haha.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Haha.
>women >humans
Anon, I…
>haha lol epicly based XD
11 months ago
Anonymous
yeah
11 months ago
Anonymous
>women >humans
Anon, I…
11 months ago
Anonymous
>own your own place >you don't have to be rich
Piss off.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Simply having your place, a cheap car and pocket money makes you richer than most 20 year olds.
11 months ago
Anonymous
20 year old women are the most sought after women on the planet and they know their worth, they get invited to mass orgies on expensive billionaire yachts.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Men earn their worth, not watch it disappear in their prime
>In college they also openly say I am an old disgusting freak loser who should just lay down and rot till he dies and not waste oxygen of the young pretty sub 25 year old students.
This is why 25 year old woman exist. To get picked up by 30 something’s dudes with money. Or to run the tinder treadmill and seethe that they’re alone 10 years later.
I'm 24 and I'm a virgin who lived with his parents. Is it too late for me? I feel like I'm already fricked.
you'll be fine as long as you aren't stupid, have good genetics to keep you healthy, look good, have good discipline, have goals, have spirituality, have charisma, have good character, etc. its literally easy af lmao
>500 women
If it didn’t work the first 30 times let alone 100, what makes you think it’d magically work at 500?
What were you doing every approach that made it fail every time?
I refuse to believe this is just your looks considering you said you already tried improooving, there was clearly something wrong with your approach beyond being unattractive
If you do nothing in your 20's, then yes it will be bleak. If you actually work on yourself then you'll see the payoff in your 30's and it will be great.
I've found being in my 30s is the same as being in my 20s but with more money. Plus, I don't live in a flat-share in London, I live in a house at the edge of a small town, so it's not that bad.
>live in a comfy flat with your mate >bang rachel blanchard >bang lady sophie winkelman >bang (and impregnate) olivia colman, obe >bang dobby >bang april >go on adventures with your crack smoking friend >play in a band >write a book >paintball >watch TV >look at history >canal punting
IDK man sounds pretty awesome tbh
Not poor, I have good savings I just don't earn enough to have a decent place for myself without a flatmate
I have applied for jobs that pay more but I always get rejected, pretty sure I'm bottlenecked at my current position
Technically where I live is classed as a town but the population is near city level
I could move to the country, if my office job let's us work from home, they are delaying it as long as possible since they hate the though of employees working from home for some reason
Fair enough. You definitely don't want to knock some bawd up unintentionally. Child support will absolutely ruin a man's future, I speak from experience. Im 46 now and thankfully recovered after becoming a father at 17.
Word of advice for the rest of you idiots, if for some reason you're stupid enough to knock a bawd up, DO NOT marry her due to to those circumstances. You WILL end up divorced, and she WILL take half your shit on top of child support. Most guys don't end up even half as lucky as I. She will ass frick you, without lube, every opportunity she gets.
This is why I've never liked the idea of casual sex because I know with my luck I'd knock up the first bawd I sleep with
I've even turned down girls at the club for this reason, STDs are another reason also
They both live glorious spoiled lives and Mark owns a flat in London.
Noticed how all foreign girls want to frick them? It's because they are very well off just by this fact alone.
Mark and Jeremy actually are upper middle class Brits and quite privileged in the show.
Mark has his own flat in London, which presumably costs within the range of £400,000-500,000 at the time of the show.
They only very slightly touch up on this in the episode where two Australian girls offer them sex in exchange for staying in London in accommodation.
In real life guys like Mark would have no trouble finding banging Polish or Romanian girls to frick, the only thing stopping them would be social expectations of finding an English girl of similar status.
When single yes. >be me >in my 30s, have a house, have a girlfriend who lives with me >happy as can be >out of nowhere she breaks up me for some reasons only women will I understand (I just assume I'm ugly and she couldn't be attracted anymore) >life is suddenly empty >go to work alone or work home alone >nobody to wake up with >when I go home I'm only greeted by the silence of an empty house >the silence and loneliness never stops >it barrels into you day after day, unrelenting >have to face the fact that this is the rest of my life now too >my future is decades of more of this oppressive loneliness
Being in your 30s is decent but you have to have been setting yourself up for success since your late teens; if you did it right you're gonna be already settled down, making real money, tight social life, general life satisfaction. If you fricked around and ended up in dead end work it won't be fun. Or if you're an internet addicted incel type.
It's extremely bleak. I'm giving it one last effort by committing to plastic surgery. I'm going to try and become as handsome as possible or either bog myself into death.
If you didn't eat right, exercise, build relationships and a career, or otherwise invest any effort into your life before reaching them, they will be pretty bad.
I'm 33 and life hasn't changed since I was in the single digits. Literally (he says apologetically because this is in fact a fricking jock fratboy board that has no idea what REAL weirdos are like and needs the same sort of habitual polite self recantation fratboys require from non-fratboy or cheerleader parties to fricking function)
This is probably one of the most diverse boards on the chans, if only because of the high traffic.
You have posters from all nationalities, Chad posters, cuck posters, rude posters, polite posters, etc.
Cinemaphile is a jock board
>26 this week >not finished University still, even the tutor is quasi-ghosting me and postponing my classes >fat (technically obese) and ugly but have reached the bottom so now I eat just once per day and am losing kgs fast >balding hard but absolutely can't shave it so am going Waingro mode >friendless KHV >haven't slept properly and often go 2-3 days without sleep because a bar opened 10 meters from my door and I'm on the first floor so the loud noises hit on the garage walls and end up exactly in my bed >can't feel anything but a grey non-feeling with some bouts of mania and self-pity that go away as fast as they come; mostly exist as a sort of mindbroken giddy nothing >anxiety gives me IBS >live in a small studio next to an abandoned house and my place is full of bugs to the point where they fly onto my food and I go go bed having eaten nothing all day >landlord is kicking me out because he wants to up the rent (can't legally do it if I re-rent the house so he wants me specifically out) so I have to find a place within the month >parents paying for everything; have stopped feeling guilty about wasting their money
I just have no idea what to do. I have no talents. I was good with languages but my mum wanted me to be a doctor and when I couldn't get in and went to physics instead it kicked my ass and I still haven't recovered (don't tell me about majors and stuff, in my area you get into one specific "thing" out of HS and you spend all of Uni studying that). I've got nothing. I am nothing. I've reached the point where even wanting and desiring things doesn't register. I'm sort of killing time expecting that somehow it'll all end up... some way. I can't explain it. I don't want anything. Nothing gives me joy. Whenever I try and things seem to be looking up, it all turns around on me and I'm back at the bottom. I feel as if my lot is to just suffer an average failure of a life, not even getting any of the basic Western World stuff. I am utterly defeated.
It's actually worse.
No it isn’t it’s great
You can finally just be a miserable butthole without it ruining your life like it would as a teen
There is nothing great about being invisible and living a meaningless life because no one really cares about it. It's dying at all dimensions except for physical.
Kek was about to say the same thing. At least they have each other, I'm in my mid 30s and don't have any best buddies around anymore, shit sucks
I’m late 20s and feeling this. It’s such a shit feeling.
I'll be your friend, as long as you aren't boring or avoidant or homosexual
in britain it is yes
but its ok because the shining beacon of joy that is the 40s is just around the corner
not at all. but being in ur 40s is
It's not being in your 30s that's depressing, it's living in angloland
No. Characters in sitcoms have friends, and things happen in their lives.
If you've learned nothing from your 20s, then yes.
ITT: newbies.
Lurk more before posting. This pasta was stale years ago.
I know. I just don't care.
>dude, I never respond to pasta!
that's not what pasta means
only half decent thread on the board at the moment
The point of pastas like this is to generate discussion, it’s an algorithmically apt way of getting a big thread going
This isn't a pasta, it's a template for a specific type of thread in order to generate discussion
You're the newbie here
>pasta of one line
>newbies
Kinda. If you live alone people will keep you loser and you feel lonely, if you live with woman you are miserable.
I CAN SEE HER NIBBLE
>If you live alone people will keep you loser
What?
>ESL gibberish
haha, yeah i agree
it's worse
For you and subhuman/incel trash? Nah, it's worse.
For normal human beings? Nah, it's a lot better.
not really, I'm 34 and I am the most fit and I have more money than I ever did when I was in my 20s. so basically if you were a homosexual in your 20s you'll be a homosexual in your 30s, don't be a homosexual.
You should cash In your fit chips on a woman and then chime in.
I'm 24 and I'm a virgin who lived with his parents. Is it too late for me? I feel like I'm already fricked.
Lives*
Nah you are good brah. Don't stress.
if you don't have money saved up or fulfilling hobbies yeah
I don't have any fulfilling hobbies, no. But I see dudes with no hobbies who have gf's and houses
so get some and try to improve your life in general instead of whining at only 24, or yeah your life is over
>get some
Like what?
Too expensive and I'm weak
If you're saving money you're fine. Save up some money and invest in healthcare stocks. You notice how many overweight people that have been drinking sugar water are getting older. Healthcare is going to be a gold mine.
try getting a job. go back to school. hit the gym. go do some active hobbies to meet like minded people. otherwise, yea its pretty much over for you if you continue this lifestyle.
>hobbies
What do you even mean by this??? No mid 20s dude has frickin hobbies other than smoking weed and going to bars.
Which is why they're often miserable. The best hobby you can have is just learning an instrument and then finding people play with every so often, giving you a reason to practice when you're at home and so on. Forget the whole IMMA START A BAND AND BECOME FAMOUS and just meet music friends.
go learn a martial art. muay thai/ boxing/ bjj
Yes it is over for you.
I was at 24 at the same place as you are. Now after a shit ton of self improvements and studying 8 hours a day every day without exception... I became a 30 year old long time student still living at home with no earning potential and had to drop out from a uni field because I failed calc 2 three times.
IQ is everything in life, if you are not successful WITHOUT TRYING it is permanently over for you. Now I just scrab the last remaining credits to graduate in something and drink alcohol every day to develop cancer and die because I am too much of a pussy to kill myself actively.
Oh, I am also a khhv, despite approaching over 500 women from age 14 to age 27. Looks and IQ are unchangeable and the ONLY factors determining your life, NOTHING else.
It's over.
Eat shit from my ass fricklick. It ain't over til it's over.
Women are also DISGUSTED by men 25+ who aren't rich. They look at me like a disgusting freak and everytime I come near them (even just walking by), they immidiately pull out their phones and act busy.
In college they also openly say I am an old disgusting freak loser who should just lay down and rot till he dies and not waste oxygen of the young pretty sub 25 year old students.
It's over when you didn't already knew EXACTLY what you wanted at 13 year old with the IQ required to achieve it and if you are not looking like a borderline male model after weight loss. Sub8 is law and it never began.
you sound moronic
Sorry to hurt your bluepilled fantasy scenario. Reality is brutal and only genetically determined features matter.
guess I'm lucky then, uggo
>le bluepill XD
you might as well have a nice day
Gentleman, the eternal normie, angry all the time if you dare to reject the lies he got told all his life and tells you to commit suicide.
>t. schizo
I'm not the one b***hing
Further proof that IQ is everything
Kek this, leave it to normalBlack folk and their ad homs to accidentally agreeing with Incels when they get mad lmao
>Women are also DISGUSTED by men 25+ who aren't rich
this is laughably wrong you blinkered incel idiot. The biggest pussy slayers you'll ever come across are broke as frick guitarists, starving actors, low paid fitness instructors and wannabe rappers. Christ, I doubt you've mixed with real people enough to understand the truth of what I'm saying, get the frick off social media and the internet in general, breathe air, touch grass, open your eyes you self deluded chronically online bastard
>are broke as frick guitarists, starving actors, low paid fitness instructors and wannabe rappers
All younger than 30 (which is the same as age 95 in the eyes of hot women under age 25, so the only ones who actually count), all become rich successful men in their 30s because they got pussy which is the solution of all of lifes problems.
You gaslighting bluepill frick lmao
>The biggest pussy slayers you'll ever come across are broke as frick breakdancers, low paid grandmas and wannabe rapers.
What did he mean by this?
> Women are also DISGUSTED by men 25+ who aren't rich.
This is absolutely fricking false as soon as I hit 30 I’ve somehow been able to start dating much younger girls again with zero issue at all
I didn’t get anything between 20-30 now it’s completely flipped
How do you meet them?
Hinge, the only dating app that seems to work for me
It’s a fricking sad state of affairs that we have to use these things but it it’s what it is
>Hinge
is it? it's the only one I haven't tried
Just as fricking stupid as any other dating app. Chubby 20 something’s with inflated egos. Or totally used used 30 something’s angry at god.
>used 30 something’s angry at god.
Those are the best kind. Also, God should be capitalized.
Ye Bro, women are totally into old farts with no money, no value and zero experience with females.
Jesus, the lies you people tell yourself in order not to rope kekekekek
Literally all you need is your own place and a decent job you don’t have to be rich
>just have something that requires an IQ of 120, bro
>just don't be 95% of the population in genetics departments, bro
To get a "decent job" you need a top tier STEM degree and unsurprisingly, it is impossible to graduate without an IQ that high.
Jokes on you fren. I have an IQ of 136. I'm a highschool dropout with a G.E.D., no college degree and bring home $135k annually, net.
If you want trash woman. Finding a woman to have kids with is the worst. I have two from two different woman. Both turned out to be shit in different and surprising ways.
I make 300k a year. Own a house. Whatever. Also an alcoholic who gets by on intellect and anger.
I guess I could work out and chase young tail… but why? I hate woman. As wet hole can be had transactionally.
>I hate woman. As wet hole can be had transactionally
yes it's the women that are the problem. don't self-reflect at all about the fact that you view humans as wet holes
Haha shut up c**t no one cares what you think.
you cared enough to reply, pussy. have fun paying for sex because of your repulsive personality
Oh no I pay to be terrible to woman and abuse them emotionally. It’s a fun thing you get to do when you have money.
Cry about it uppity c**t. I’ll give you 2k if you upload a webm of it. Topless though.
>Cry about it uppity c**t. I’ll give you 2k if you upload a webm of it. Topless though.
unfunny and moronic. winning combo
Ugly and a woman. Rough
Where is my video sugar breasts?
ask one of your ex wives when you drop off your kids and the child support checks homosexual
I'm not that anon and I didn't read the rest of the argument, but holy frick this guy is mad lolol
I'm havin' a laff
If you sound even remotely angry while you're doing it, you're not avin a laff
sorry I forgot to add Haha at the beginning of my sentences
Funnily enough, haha and lmao just make totally not buttmad people sound more buttmad
You forgot to not be a buttmad roastie
>Pay me to exist
Nah I’ve got good lawyers. Haha cry about it hole.
>t.
Seethe chubby. No one likes a fat girl.
>humans
Uhhhh
Haha.
>haha lol epicly based XD
yeah
>women
>humans
Anon, I…
>own your own place
>you don't have to be rich
Piss off.
Simply having your place, a cheap car and pocket money makes you richer than most 20 year olds.
20 year old women are the most sought after women on the planet and they know their worth, they get invited to mass orgies on expensive billionaire yachts.
Men earn their worth, not watch it disappear in their prime
>In college they also openly say I am an old disgusting freak loser who should just lay down and rot till he dies and not waste oxygen of the young pretty sub 25 year old students.
Literally nobody said this, kek
This is why 25 year old woman exist. To get picked up by 30 something’s dudes with money. Or to run the tinder treadmill and seethe that they’re alone 10 years later.
>approaching over 500 women from age 14 to age 27
Good morning, raj
you'll be fine as long as you aren't stupid, have good genetics to keep you healthy, look good, have good discipline, have goals, have spirituality, have charisma, have good character, etc. its literally easy af lmao
How many of those are under your direct control? You have inherent agency. Pick one(1) and put some actual shoulder into it.
>failed calc 2 three times
sounds like you are just a moron man
Just use ChatGPT, literally no reason to think conventionally anymore.
skill issue
>500 women
If it didn’t work the first 30 times let alone 100, what makes you think it’d magically work at 500?
What were you doing every approach that made it fail every time?
I refuse to believe this is just your looks considering you said you already tried improooving, there was clearly something wrong with your approach beyond being unattractive
>What were you doing every approach that made it fail every time?
"good morning baby jirl please let me frick onto you"
These guys think it's normal to randomly approach women or women who'd made it clear they're not interested
t. Delusional fatty
You still have time, i'm 34 in the same situation as me. So unless you do nothing in the proceeding 10 years, you have all the time in the world.
Life is unironically better in my 30s than it was in my 20s.
Four chaan Jeremy? Thats insane!
Underrated
What board would his /home-board/ be?
/his/
Realistically probably Cinemaphile
worse. at least stuff happens to them, good or bad. for most people it's just the absolute doldrums
it's not just your 30's
If you do nothing in your 20's, then yes it will be bleak. If you actually work on yourself then you'll see the payoff in your 30's and it will be great.
Just don't be single, childless and so broke you need a roommate by the time you hit your 30s mang.
oops, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I've found being in my 30s is the same as being in my 20s but with more money. Plus, I don't live in a flat-share in London, I live in a house at the edge of a small town, so it's not that bad.
>live in a comfy flat with your mate
>bang rachel blanchard
>bang lady sophie winkelman
>bang (and impregnate) olivia colman, obe
>bang dobby
>bang april
>go on adventures with your crack smoking friend
>play in a band
>write a book
>paintball
>watch TV
>look at history
>canal punting
IDK man sounds pretty awesome tbh
if you have an ounce of normality in you and manage to find female companionship and have a child then no it will it be so bleak
>manage to find female companionship
How the FRICK do you do this?
jus b urself
Be born with the right kind of brain
No, 30s are kino. 40s are much worse.
t. 46yo
I like That Mitchell & Webb Look a bit more tbh, even though it can be very hit or miss
30s is the graveyard of hopes and dreams
if you didnt make it by your mid to late twenties then you never will
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAL
I'm 30 next year and I've already spent nearly 4 years living with a flatmate so I'm already leaning into this lifestyle
you'll find your Big Suze soon at that rate
So like you are middling and poor? Seems rough. Why not make money?
Not poor, I have good savings I just don't earn enough to have a decent place for myself without a flatmate
I have applied for jobs that pay more but I always get rejected, pretty sure I'm bottlenecked at my current position
Move to the country. Cities are a meme.
Technically where I live is classed as a town but the population is near city level
I could move to the country, if my office job let's us work from home, they are delaying it as long as possible since they hate the though of employees working from home for some reason
Be smart enough the work follows you.
Thank GOD suicide will never not be an option.
Gotta outlive your enemies anon.
IM NOT WELLLLLLLLLLLLL
Love how these threads always trigger the little chuddies insecure about their age fufufu
Fair enough. You definitely don't want to knock some bawd up unintentionally. Child support will absolutely ruin a man's future, I speak from experience. Im 46 now and thankfully recovered after becoming a father at 17.
Word of advice for the rest of you idiots, if for some reason you're stupid enough to knock a bawd up, DO NOT marry her due to to those circumstances. You WILL end up divorced, and she WILL take half your shit on top of child support. Most guys don't end up even half as lucky as I. She will ass frick you, without lube, every opportunity she gets.
how is your kid's life big man
Haha seething roastie. “Why don’t you pay me more?!?!?”Give it up c**t. Let him have the kids.
This is why I've never liked the idea of casual sex because I know with my luck I'd knock up the first bawd I sleep with
I've even turned down girls at the club for this reason, STDs are another reason also
>STDs
Don’t sleep with black woman
>Knock up bawd
Get the clamp vasectomy. Reversible and effective.
Men peak between 40 and 50. If you're not a fricking NEET scumbag that is
They both live glorious spoiled lives and Mark owns a flat in London.
Noticed how all foreign girls want to frick them? It's because they are very well off just by this fact alone.
Mark and Jeremy actually are upper middle class Brits and quite privileged in the show.
Mark has his own flat in London, which presumably costs within the range of £400,000-500,000 at the time of the show.
They only very slightly touch up on this in the episode where two Australian girls offer them sex in exchange for staying in London in accommodation.
In real life guys like Mark would have no trouble finding banging Polish or Romanian girls to frick, the only thing stopping them would be social expectations of finding an English girl of similar status.
was it ever revealed Mark owned the flat? I thought he rented it
Of course he owns it, how else would he impress Sally Slater?
Yes, he considers taking an equity release to invest in Consultio/Consultius. Jeremy rents from Mark
When single yes.
>be me
>in my 30s, have a house, have a girlfriend who lives with me
>happy as can be
>out of nowhere she breaks up me for some reasons only women will I understand (I just assume I'm ugly and she couldn't be attracted anymore)
>life is suddenly empty
>go to work alone or work home alone
>nobody to wake up with
>when I go home I'm only greeted by the silence of an empty house
>the silence and loneliness never stops
>it barrels into you day after day, unrelenting
>have to face the fact that this is the rest of my life now too
>my future is decades of more of this oppressive loneliness
No way a man wrote that sweaty. You are angry
That's been my whole life. I have a cat now.
Worse, especially if you have little to live for.
I'm not sick but I'm not well
and I'm so hot
'cause I'm in hell
Yes, I am close to suicide.
Being in your 30s is decent but you have to have been setting yourself up for success since your late teens; if you did it right you're gonna be already settled down, making real money, tight social life, general life satisfaction. If you fricked around and ended up in dead end work it won't be fun. Or if you're an internet addicted incel type.
I'm 25 and I'm already just waiting for death
It's extremely bleak. I'm giving it one last effort by committing to plastic surgery. I'm going to try and become as handsome as possible or either bog myself into death.
I think it was septic shock that got Madonna. Look out for that
I am 37 and yes, it's worse
If you didn't eat right, exercise, build relationships and a career, or otherwise invest any effort into your life before reaching them, they will be pretty bad.
I'm 33 and life hasn't changed since I was in the single digits. Literally (he says apologetically because this is in fact a fricking jock fratboy board that has no idea what REAL weirdos are like and needs the same sort of habitual polite self recantation fratboys require from non-fratboy or cheerleader parties to fricking function)
This is probably one of the most diverse boards on the chans, if only because of the high traffic.
You have posters from all nationalities, Chad posters, cuck posters, rude posters, polite posters, etc.
Cinemaphile is a jock board
Blacks don’t use computers.
nah. It's fine
>26 this week
>not finished University still, even the tutor is quasi-ghosting me and postponing my classes
>fat (technically obese) and ugly but have reached the bottom so now I eat just once per day and am losing kgs fast
>balding hard but absolutely can't shave it so am going Waingro mode
>friendless KHV
>haven't slept properly and often go 2-3 days without sleep because a bar opened 10 meters from my door and I'm on the first floor so the loud noises hit on the garage walls and end up exactly in my bed
>can't feel anything but a grey non-feeling with some bouts of mania and self-pity that go away as fast as they come; mostly exist as a sort of mindbroken giddy nothing
>anxiety gives me IBS
>live in a small studio next to an abandoned house and my place is full of bugs to the point where they fly onto my food and I go go bed having eaten nothing all day
>landlord is kicking me out because he wants to up the rent (can't legally do it if I re-rent the house so he wants me specifically out) so I have to find a place within the month
>parents paying for everything; have stopped feeling guilty about wasting their money
I just have no idea what to do. I have no talents. I was good with languages but my mum wanted me to be a doctor and when I couldn't get in and went to physics instead it kicked my ass and I still haven't recovered (don't tell me about majors and stuff, in my area you get into one specific "thing" out of HS and you spend all of Uni studying that). I've got nothing. I am nothing. I've reached the point where even wanting and desiring things doesn't register. I'm sort of killing time expecting that somehow it'll all end up... some way. I can't explain it. I don't want anything. Nothing gives me joy. Whenever I try and things seem to be looking up, it all turns around on me and I'm back at the bottom. I feel as if my lot is to just suffer an average failure of a life, not even getting any of the basic Western World stuff. I am utterly defeated.